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From: benross21@yahoo.com

To: lucy.ross@hotmail.com

Subject: World domination

Hi Lucy,

How’s it going in the land of the millionaires? Mum saw something in the Daily Mail about chalet girls taking their tops off for cocktails and shagging in gondolas. She’s now convinced you’re up to no good.

Are you? I do hope so ;-)

Sadly, I suspect you’re being a good girl, which seems like such a waste tbh. If Dad could spare me from the croft I’d be out there like a shot.

Anyway, you owe me one because I’ve been doing my best to convince Mum you’re much more likely to be entering competitions and following in the footsteps of Jenny Jones, that chalet girl-turned-Winter Games medalist you keep going on about. If you could set yourself on the path to Winter Games stardom that would probably take the heat off.

I also showed her photos on the net of all the Royals and celebrities who holiday in Verbier to convince her you’re not living in a den of iniquity.

So, I’ve stopped her getting on a plane to drag you home. All you have to do now is win a Winter Games’ medal and bag a Royal. Easy peasy ;-)

Seriously, though, I do miss you, little sis. I hope you make it back home for a visit once the winter season’s over.

I’ll leave you with a joke:

Q- How many chalet girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A- None. Chalet girls screw in hot tubs. Ha ha.

Love from your exceptionally witty brother,

Ben