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SG answered the phone, “Hello.”

Swoon swoon.

I said, “Roggie, nit’s ne, Neorgia.”

“What’s wrong with your voice?”

“Der nl’d gat a trrible cold nd Im nin bed.”

“Do they have beds in telephone boxes?”

“Dnno.”

“Georgia, I can see you through the window.”

When I looked across at his house, he waved at me. Oh GODDDDDD!!!!!!

He said, “Come over.”

What can I do, what can I do? My top is all wet. And there are two bumpy things in it. Great! It looks like I’ve got two peas down the front of my top. Typical, the only thing Mum has ever ironed for me and she has ironed it wrong.

As I walked up to the door I tried to flatten out the bumpy bits. But it wasn’t my top sticking up…it was ME!!! My nipples!!!!! What were they doing?!!! Why were they sticking out? I hadn’t told them to do that. How could I get them back in again? I’d have to cross my arms in a casual way and hope he didn’t offer me a cup of coffee.