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Despite my tragedy I did cheer up a bit in RE. Honestly. Miss Wilson lives in the land of the very mad. Where does she get her stockings from? It can’t be a normal shop. It must be a circus shop. They are all thick and wrinkly like an elephant has been wearing them. Perhaps they are Slim’s cast-offs?

Rosie sent me a note: Dear Gee, Ask miss Wilson if God has a penis.

Even in my tragedy it made me laugh and Miss Wilson said, “Georgia, what is funny? Perhaps you could share the joke with us all.”

“Er…well, I was just wondering if God had…”

Rosie looked at me in amazement.

Miss Wilson was encouraging me in my religious curiosity. “You were wondering if God had…?”

“Yes, if God had a…beardy thing?”

Miss Wilson unfortunately did not realise how very funny I was being. She went on and on about the fact that he wasn’t really a bloke with a beard in the sky but more of a spiritual entity. She didn’t need to tell me that there is no big bloke in the sky. I know that. I’ve tried often enough to speak to him and get stuff. Hopeless. That is why if she had bothered to ask me I would have told her that I have become a zen Buddhist.