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Louise Rennison. ‘… then he ate my boy entrancers.’
‘…Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers.’ Louise Rennison
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A Note from Georgia
Jas, your spaceship has arrived. Please get in. Saturday May 7th
10:05 a.m
10:10 a.m
10:15 a.m
10:20 a.m
10:25 a.m
10:30 a.m
11:00 a.m
11:10 a.m
11:11 a.m
11:13 a.m
11:15 a.m
12:00 p.m
Outside the front-room door 9:10 p.m
Front room
10:00 p.m
10:10 p.m
In my bedroom
One minute later
Two minutes later
Five minutes later
One minute later
Four minutes later
Five minutes later
Five minutes later
Monday May 9th. The crack of 8:00 a.m
8:25 a.m
Five minutes later
Stalag 14
Assembly
Corridor 9:30 a.m
9:36 a.m
Blodge
On the knicker toaster Break
German
4:30 p.m
5:00 p.m
In my bedroom
Five minutes later
Ten minutes later
Five minutes later
Ten minutes later
Tuesday May 10th. on the way home
Five minutes later
5:30 p.m
5:35 p.m
6:00 p.m
6:25 p.m
6:40 p.m
6:45 p.m
6:50 p.m
7:30 p.m
7:35 p.m
Wednesday May 11th. In my bedroom 7:07 p.m
One minute later
8:00 p.m
9:30 p.m
11:00 p.m
11:15 p.m
Midnight
12:05 a.m
12:10 a.m
Thursday May 12th. Ten days to Hamburger-a-gogo land on the way to school
9:30 p.m
Midnight
Friday May 13th. Nine days to Hamburger-a-gogo land Dawn
7:25 a.m
Chaos headquarters 8:00 a.m
8:30 a.m
Maths
Lunchtime Operation Track Down the Luuurve God
4:30 p.m
Le Weekend. 11:00 a.m
12:00 p.m
12:01 p.m
12:03 p.m
12:30 p.m
12:35 p.m
12:40 p.m
Sunday May 15th. Seven days to Hamburger-a-gogo land Midday
2:00 p.m
The park, sitting on the swings 4:30 p.m
Home 5:30 p.m
5:45 p.m
5:50 p.m
6:15 p.m
6:30 p.m
7:15 p.m
7:25 p.m
7:28 p.m
7:33 p.m
8:00 p.m
In my bedroom
Midnight
Tuesday May 17th. Five days to Hamburger-a-gogo land Evening
Wednesday May 18th. Four days to Hamburger-a-gogo land Evening
8:15 p.m
In the front room
10:00 p.m
2:00 a.m
Thursday May 19th. Three days to Hamburger-a-gogo land In bed 11:00 p.m
Friday May 20th. Two days to Hamburger-a-gogo land 8:00 a.m
Bathroom 8:10 a.m
Lunchtime
On the way home 4:30 p.m
Bedroom
5:00 p.m
5:15 p.m
5:20 p.m
5:30 p.m
6:00 p.m
7:00 p.m
Later
In my bedroom of pain 9:30 p.m
In bed looking at the moon 11:00 p.m
11:20 p.m
11:25 p.m
11:30 p.m
Saturday May 21st. One day to Hamburger-a-gogo land 9:30 a.m
10:30 a.m
11:15 a.m
11:20 a.m
12:10 p.m
12:20 p.m
12:24 p.m
12:30 p.m
12:45 p.m
1:00 p.m
2:00 p.m
2:15 p.m
6:30 p.m
7:00 p.m
7:10 p.m
7:30 p.m
My bedroom 8:30 p.m
8:45 p.m
9:00 p.m
9:15 p.m
9:28 p.m
In the hall 9:30 p.m
In bed 11:05 p.m
Ten minutes later
Thirty seconds later
Twenty seconds later
Howdy, Hamburger-a-gogo land! Brace yourselves for a knicker invasion!!! Sunday may 22nd. 8:30 a.m
9:00 a.m
9:15 a.m
9:25 a.m
9:30 a.m
In the departure lounge 11:00 a.m
12:00 p.m
Two hours later
An hour later
Fifteen thousand hours, or something
Half an hour later
Two minutes later
Touchdown
Memphis airport
Twenty minutes later
Customs
In our rental car
4:00 p.m. timewise
4:30 p.m
Hotel 5:00 p.m
Poolsidewise
Ten minutes later
Fifteen minutes later
Half an hour of alrighty time later
Inside
Our room
Monday May 23rd. 8:30 a.m
9:00 a.m. Hamburgertimewise
Fifteen minutes later
11:30 a.m
Out of the Loonmobile and amazingly still alive
In the drugstore
Telephone box
Fifteen minutes later
Fifteen minutes later
Bus station
Let the nuddy-pants bison disco inferno dance commence! Tuesday May 24th. Poolside 1:00 p.m
Evening
Wednesday May 25th. Midday
In our hotel 8:00 p.m
Thursday May 26th. Only three days till we go back to England Poolside
3:00 p.m
Evening
Inside Gaylords
Five minutes later
Two minutes later
Four minutes later
Two minutes later
Friday May 27th. only two more days to go
At the clown-car convention
2:00 p.m
Saturday May 28th. Last whole day
Nuddy-pants bison-horn photo session
Sunday May 29th. Farewell Hamburger-a-gogo
Bum bum bum bum oley bum bum, and good afternoon officer. Still Sunday May 29th. Circling over England 7:45 p.m
Heathrow Airport
8:30 p.m
9:00 p.m
9:15 p.m
In the loo
In the kitchen
In my bedroom
9:20 p.m
9:22 p.m
9:30 p.m
10:00 p.m
Monday May 30th. 7:30 a.m
8:30 a.m
Stalag 14
Behind the fives court Break time
11:15 a.m
4:30 p.m
Home
6:00 p.m
Tuesday May 31st. English
Wednesday June 1st. 8:15 a.m
8:30 a.m
8:45 a.m
French
Break
Home 6:30 p.m
8:00 p.m
10:30 p.m
Bed of pain
Thursday June 2nd
Bathroom 4:45 p.m
4:48 p.m
4:50 p.m
5:00 p.m
5:01 p.m
5:45 p.m
In my room 7:00 p.m
7:30 p.m
8:00 p.m
8:10 p.m
8:30 p.m
8:40 p.m
Friday June 3rd. 8:15 a.m
Four minutes later
Make-up plan
Ambling up the hill to Stalag 14
Geoggers
Break
School gates 4:20 p.m
4:30 p.m
High Street 4:45 p.m
5:00 p.m
6:30 p.m
7:00 p.m
7:30 p.m
7:45 p.m
9:30 p.m
Midnight
1:00 a.m
Saturday June 4th. Churchill Square 11:00 a.m
Ravel 11:30 a.m
In the shoe shop
Five minutes later
Five minutes later
Bedroom 1:00 p.m
1:30 p.m
5:30 p.m
In my room 5:45 p.m
6:00 p.m
6:30 p.m
7:00 p.m
7:15 p.m
7:25 p.m
On the way to Jas’s
7:45 p.m
Clock tower 8:00 p.m
In the tarts’ wardrobe 8:40 p.m
9:00 p.m
9:30 p.m
9:40 p.m
10:15 p.m
10:35 p.m
10:40 p.m
10:50 p.m
In the tarts’ enclosure
Back in the club
11:30 p.m
12:30 a.m
1:00 a.m
1:30 a.m
Lying quite literally in my bed of pain 2:30 a.m
2:35 a.m
2:40 a.m
2:45 a.m
2:46 a.m
Sunday June 5th. 10:00 a.m
10:15 a.m
10:30 a.m
11:00 a.m
Midday
1:00 p.m
1:25 p.m
2:00 p.m
4:00 p.m
Midnight
Monday June 6th. 8:30 a.m
10:00 a.m
10:30 a.m
10:40 a.m
12:00 p.m
2:00 p.m
2:10 p.m
3:00 p.m
3:45 p.m
4:00 p.m
4:10 p.m
4:25 p.m
5:00 p.m
5:15 p.m
6:00 p.m
6:35 p.m
6:45 p.m
Tuesday June 7th
6:30 p.m
6:50 p.m
7:30 p.m
7:33 p.m
7:35 p.m
7:38 p.m
7:40 p.m
8:00 p.m
8:10 p.m
8:15 p.m
9:00 p.m
9:05 p.m
In my bedroom
10:00 p.m
10:30 p.m
11:00 p.m
“What PANTS through yonder window breaks?” Wednesday June 8th. Stalag 14
In the corridor 9:00 a.m
Fives court emergency tactical meeting
At home 6:00 p.m
Saturday June 11th. 2:00 p.m
2:10 p.m
3:00 p.m
An hour later
5:00 p.m
6:00 p.m
6:30 p.m
6:45 p.m
7:00 p.m
Monday June 13th. English 2:00 p.m
Backstage
Hanging around backstage with the lads and Dave the Laugh 3:15 p.m
3:20 p.m
3:30 p.m
3:33 p.m
3:35 p.m
3:37 p.m
3:50 p.m
4:30 p.m
Home
One minute later
Two minutes later
Two minutes later
Tuesday June 14th
Operation Go on a Date with a Luuurve God and Not Make a Complete and Utter Prat of Myself 5:00 p.m
6:30 p.m
7:30 p.m
Ten minutes later
Twenty minutes later
An hour later
In bed, the bed of the Luuurve Goddess
Later
Ten minutes later
Fifteen minutes later
Wednesday June 15th
Break
Last period
3:30 p.m
The Big Furry Paw of Fate. In my room. 5:30 p.m
6:15 p.m
6:16 p.m
7:00 p.m
8:30 p.m
9:00 p.m
9:30 p.m
9:40 p.m
10:30 p.m
Midnight
Thursday June 16th. Stalag 14 Love hell
German
Break
7:30 p.m
9:00 p.m
9:30 p.m
9:40 p.m
Friday June 17th. School
4:10 p.m
5:00 p.m
5:10 p.m
5:20 p.m
In my room
Five minutes later
Two minutes later
One minute later
Two minutes later
One minute later
Three minutes later
Two minutes later
One minute later
Four minutes later
Three minutes later
One minute later
In the kitchen
In my room
Georgia’s Glossary
Preview
Friday June 17th. on the rack of romance
9:01 p.m
9:03 p.m
9:03 and a half p.m
9:07 p.m
9:08 p.m
9:10 p.m
9:25 p.m
9:26 p.m
9:30 p.m
9:40 p.m
Saturday June 18th. 11:40 p.m
Jas’s bedroom 3:00 p.m
10 minutes later
Back in my bedroom of pain 9:30 p.m
9:40 p.m
Five minutes later
In the bathroom
Mutti and Vati’s bedroom
Five minutes later
Two minutes later
One minute later
Two minutes later
11:00 p.m
One minute later
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