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1 Tight lids and other theories of male behavior.

2 I’m not really a wife, but I play one on TV.

3 Welcome to Brooklyn. Population: Married

4 I just called…to SCREAM…I LOVE YOU!

5 A rose by any other name…might still do the trick.

6 Love means never having to pack an overnight bag.

7 All a girl needs is a little courage—and a hefty credit line.

8 I have seen the future (and it’s gonna cost a bundle).

9 Caution: This jar is not a toy! Please keep out of reach of children.

10 A nose is a nose is a nose….

11 When life gives you lemons, screw the lemonade. You need a real cocktail.

12 Happiness might just be a warm gun.

13 Till death (at 30,000 feet) do us part.

14 I shoulda packed the ruby slippers….

15 I’m in a New York state of…mania.

16 And you thought it was just a common house plant.

17 I’ll take a carat and a half—hold the husband.

18 Love happens. (And there really is nothing you can do about it.)

19 The heart is a hearty muscle (Thank God).

Epilogue