Alice By Accident

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Lynne Banks Reid. Alice By Accident

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SCHOOL NOTEBOOK MY LIFE by Alice Williamson-Stone

SCHOOL NOTEBOOK MY LIFE by Alice Williamson-Stone

SCHOOL NOTEBOOK THE SECRET by Alice Williamson-Stone

SCHOOL NOTEBOOK THE MAGIC CARTOON by Alice Williamson-Stone

SCHOOL NOTEBOOK THE MAGIC SHOWER by Alice Williamson-Stone

SCHOOL NOTEBOOK THE BAD REWARD by Alice Williamson-Stone

SCHOOL NOTEBOOK THE VISIT TO THE NATIONAL GALLERY by Alice Williamson-Stone

SCHOOL NOTEBOOK THE CONSHUNS OF BACCHUS by Alice Williamson-Stone

SCHOOL NOTEBOOK THE MAGIC CACTUS by Alice Williamson-Stone

The Girl Who Robbed a Bikeby Alice Williamson-Stone

THE DUNJON AND THE GOSTEby Alice Williamson-Stone

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For a very special person,

whom I love to distraxion.

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That’s a joke Mum told me. There’s this famous black priest called Desmond Tutu in South Africa. And when you say you got a desmond at university it means you got a 2–2 degree. 2–2 like Tutu. A First is the best, then there’s a 2–1, then there’s a desmond which is third-best but for Mum it was brilliant because she was pregnant and didn’t have anyone to help her.

She was living with five other students and they were all men medical students exept her. They drank loads of beer and they never ever washed up and the table that was for all of them was always covered with dirty dishes and jars of jam and beer tins and stuff so if you made room for a mug at one end, something fell off at the other end (Mum told me this like a big joke but I tried it once, I put every single dish and pot we had on our table in Brighton and then tried to push a mug on, and a glass fell off the other end!! Lucky it was a thick one so it didn’t break.) and the place kept getting filthy and she was the only one who cared so she was the only one who cleaned up.

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