Silly Stories! Fairy tales for children

Silly Stories! Fairy tales for children
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All women’s nonsense that can only be in the head: “About where is Dad”, “About a brave policeman”, “About I saw you in a coffin”, “About hazing”, “About Yeti’s mother and Yeti’s wife”, “About an army of black realtors”, ” St. Petersburg fairy tale’, ” About genetically modified ‘and other fairy tales.

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Madelaine. Silly Stories! Fairy tales for children

The fairy tale about where Dad is

The fairy tale for future policemen, about a monument to the Mermaid from Copenhagen

Don’t open the door for anyone

Statement

The fairy tale about bathing mermaids

St. Petersburg fairy tale

About three civilizations

Preventive fairy tale about an Alien, for girls

The most amazing compensation for moral damage

The tale about three stotinki

Why does the camel spit?

Genetically modified

About the magic computer and about the fact that everything has its place

The fairy tale about the truth

How did she guess?

The fairy tale of how birds appeared

About life (a tale for young grandmothers)

The tale of the diving column

The fairy tale for believing children

The fairy tale in the Fairy tale about the Fairy tale

The fantastic tale

The truth about the army of black realtors (future brokers and property)

The fairy tale for very adults (a page that folds in half after reading)

The tale of how corals appeared in the Red Sea

The tale of Yeti’s mother and Yeti’s wife

The fairy tale for adults of cool historians

The tale of hazing (for the future military)

The tale of where The Devil has goat legs

Once upon a time there was Gloria … (Bulgarian fairy tale, for young travelers)

The tale about IntheCoffinISawYou

100 thousand years ago (for future politicians about corruption)

Prayer for the night of a fisherwoman from Hurghada

There was a man (philosophical tale, for future philosophers)

The fairy tale of the brave policeman

The fairy tale for future Straight Edgers. How * and * appeared

The scary tale about the Titanic hotel in Hurghada

The tale against cloning

The tale of how the struggle for women’s rights appeared

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Your dad is a military man with ten stars on his shoulder straps. And his friend is the general of the most secret specials. services. One day intelligence reported that space aliens were attacking a beautiful girl. What do you think our brave dad would do?

He gathered the military, his entire company, put up water cannons and would beat up all of their myriad army, lined up on the block. And the aliens were the ones with a large third eye on their forehead. We saw them both the future and the past of any person on planet Earth. They saw what dad does with them in the future. And a flurry of water on their curves, but like human faces (so the aliens mutated from the earth’s atmosphere full of oxygen, since they have only carbon dioxide on the planet). And they all forgot the gas masks. Therefore, it was unpleasant and painful to all of them.

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The aliens got scared very much and began to think: «What to do?» And they came up with the idea to kidnap your dad. They watched him in the Siberian taiga, where he went to earn money: for talking toys, a bicycle and various teddy bears.

And he was kidnapped on a «plate»: «Unidentified Flying Object». It looks like a star from afar. At night, you can look out the window and, perhaps, notice her movement across the sky. This is where your dad lives ever since. He is not released from there. And nothing can be done. Everyone says so, and so does the general.

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