Cover Page
Title Page
Dedication
A Day in the Life of a Naysayer
Mister Handyman, Bring Me a Dream
Jack the Stripper
Le Petit Cornichon
Te Amo, Chupa Chupa
Innocence, A Broad
‘Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy
Remembrance of Things Crass
Journey to a Ten-cent Universe
Long Day’s Journey into Trite
Once Smitten, Twice Shy
Meeting Mr. Write
Author's Note
Acknowledgments
Copyright
About the Publisher
