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| Why I don’t have no Preface to this Book, | v |
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| The Jonesville Debatin’-School, | 19 |
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| The Widder Doodle, | 54 |
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| A Debate on Intemperance, | 73 |
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| Tirzah Ann as a Wife, | 103 |
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| P. A. and P. I., | 121 |
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| How I went to ’Lection, | 144 |
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| Senator Vyse and his Victim, | 161 |
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| How we Bought a Sewin’ Machine and Organ, | 193 |
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| Preparin’ for our Tower, | 211 |
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| The Widder and Widower, | 222 |
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| How Serepta Carried the Meetin’ House, | 231 |
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| I and Josiah Visit Philander Spicer’ses Folks, | 270 |
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| Melankton Spicer and his Family, | 294 |
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| Uncle Deacon Zebulon Coffin, | 316 |
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| How I Married the Deacon’s Daughter, | 353 |
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| The Grand Exhibition, | 370 |
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| Good Land! Good Land! and Good Land!, | 383 |
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| Patronizin’ the Railroad, | 386 |
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| I Advise the Nation though its Great Men, | 400 |
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| Interview with Gen. Hawley, | 406 |
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| Doin’ the Main Buildin’, | 411 |
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| Josiah’s Ride in a Chair, | 422 |
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| A Trip through the World, | 425 |
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| In the Chinese Department, | 440 |
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| I Meet Old Acquaintances, | 453 |
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| Widder Doodle as a Bride, | 460 |
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| The Artemus Gallery, | 473 |
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| Interview with Dom Pedro, | 490 |
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| The “Creation Searchers” at the Sentinal, | 506 |
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| Machinery Hall, | 507 |
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| The Marquis of Lorne, | 513 |
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| The Spiritualist, | 522 |
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| The Wimmen’s Pavilion, | 523 |
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| The Female Lecturer, | 525 |
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| Among the Relics, | 535 |
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| Among the Wild Beasts, | 539 |
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| The Indian Question, | 541 |
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| My Success as P. A. and P. I., | 547 |
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| The Sentinal Promiscous, | 550 |
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| The “Creation Searchers” in Jail, | 551 |
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| The End of our Tower, | 557 |
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| Home Affairs, | 559 |
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| The 14th Day of September, | 561 |
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| A Bridal Tower, | 563 |
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| A Good Time Generally, | 570 |
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| The Baby, | 576 |
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| All Happy, | 580 |
