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Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone,

        As the man to his bridal we hurried;

Not a woman discharged her farewell groan,

        On the spot where the fellow was married.

We married him just about eight at night,

        Our faces paler turning,

By the struggling moonbeam's misty light,

        And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

No useless watch-chain covered his vest,

        Nor over-dressed we found him;

But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best,

        With a few of his friends around him.

Few and short were the things we said,

        And we spoke not a word of sorrow,

But we silently gazed on the man that was wed,

        And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

We thought, as we silently stood about,

        With spite and anger dying,

How the merest stranger had cut us out,

        With only half our trying.

Lightly we'll talk of the fellow that's gone,

        And oft for the past upbraid him;

But little he'll reck if we let him live on,

        In the house where his wife conveyed him.

But our hearty task at length was done,

        When the clock struck the hour for retiring;

And we heard the spiteful squib and pun

        The girls were sullenly firing.

Slowly and sadly we turned to go,—

        We had struggled, and we were human;

We shed not a tear, and we spoke not our woe,

        But we left him alone with his woman.