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Chapter 7

Alexander Baranov, descendant of Russian rebels who took a country for themselves, bounded into his office, with Jeff right on his heels. Edmund was spreading out various paperwork for him to sign, which on any other occasion would have dampened his mood and made him contemplate loading a shotgun.

“Good heavens,” Edmund said, eyeing the rumpled Jeff. For Edmund, that was the equivalent of “Holy hell! What happened to you, Jeffrey?”

“My kid,” Al couldn’t help bragging. “She got the drop on both of us.”

Edmund blinked slowly, like a gecko. This was the equivalent of anyone else yelling, “Oh my God!”

“My king, I remind you that we have yet to verify our own DNA testing and—”

“Yeah, yeah, but I’m telling you. She’s the spitting image of Alex and Kathryn. She’s got the Baranov blue eyes and the dark hair.” Al plopped into his chair as Jeff took up his position just inside the doorway. Al knew Jeff’s humiliation was a live thing, a stinging thing, and he would stay closer than usual until the sting wore off. Although he was pleased with Nicole, he felt for his proud bodyguard and made no comment when Jeff didn’t leave the office.

“Mouthy, too,” Al continued, trying not to grin and failing. “I didn’t see much of her mother in her, to tell the truth. But I know it like I know how to gut a salmon: Nicole Krenski is my daughter.”

“Pure poetry as usual, my king. May I meet her?”

“Uh.” Al glanced at Jeff, who remained a stone. “Well, she refused to come with us.”

Edmund, tidying still more paperwork, froze. This was the equivalent of anyone else yelling, “What the holy hell are you talking about?!?”

After a long silence, Edmund straightened and put his fingers together, Mr. Burns style. The only thing missing was a drawn-out “Ehhhxxxceleeent.”

Edmund took a breath and let it out. “She . . . refused?”

“Flat out.”

“But she cannot. She may be royalty, but she is also your subject, and as such, she—”

“Nope, dual citizenship.”

“Dual . . . ah.” Edmund tapped his long, skinny fingers together. “But if she refused to return with you, then why did she bother to—ah. Perhaps her mother asked her to? A, erm, dying wish, perhaps?”

“Right on the nose, Eddie.”

“Sire, if you call me that again I shall instantly tender my resignation, and then disembowel you.”

“He threatened the king,” Al told Jeff. “That’s worth prison time. My great-granddaddy signed the bill himself.”

Jeff didn’t move, or speak. It was the rare week Edmund didn’t threaten to resign or slaughter the royal family, or both.

“God, what a kid,” Al continued, leaning back in his chair and lacing his fingers behind his head. He sighed happily. “Got the drop on us, jammed that .38 in the back of Jeff’s head—”

There was the dull thud as Jeff banged the back of his head on the wall, his eyes closed. Politely, Al and Edmund ignored it.

“—sassed me like you wouldn’t believe, then kicked us off her property. It was unbelievably wonderful.”

“It, er, sounds unbelievably wonderful.”

Jeffrey banged his head again.

With a worried glance at the head of his detail, the king finished, “Nobody’s talked to me like that since Christina joined the family.”

“She certainly sounds like a Baranov,” Edmund admitted. “Sire, it is vital we verify her bloodline. You realize the ramifications.”

Al did. He wondered what his eldest son, David, would think about all this. What all the kids would think.

“D’you think I should tell the kids now or wait until we have proof?”

Edmund hesitated. “My king, I would not presume to advise you on such a personal matter.”

Jeffrey made a strangled sound that he managed to turn into a cough; Al laughed outright. “Since when? You got a fever or something, Edmund?”

Jeff cleared his throat. It sounded like gravel in a blender. “Let me go back, Majesty.”

Surprised, Al glanced at his bodyguard. “What? Jeff? Did you hit your head too hard on the wall?”

“Sire, let me go back and try again.”

“Jeez, I dunno . . . I thought we’d give her a little space before trying again.”

“My king, you know that is unacceptable!” Edmund was as upset as Al had ever seen, and that was saying something. He had actually raised his voice. “We cannot let this sleeping dog lie!”

“Try to resist referring to my kid as a dog.”

“I require proof she is your kid, my king. And you know why. And you know we cannot delay.”

The king shifted uncomfortably in his chair. “Yeah, but—”

“Sire, forgive the interruption, but let me go back,” Jeff urged. “First thing tomorrow. I’ll switch detail with Reynolds. I can do this. Please let me do this.”

“Jeez, Jeff . . .”

“With all do respect, Jeffrey, if the king could not persuade her, I fail to see what—”

“Hush up, Edmund. Give me a second here.”

Al thought about it. The two men let him. Finally, he said, “I don’t see the harm. And if you’re willing, it’s fine by me, Jeff.”

“Thank you, sire.”

“Wait.” This time Edmund was thinking, and the two others let him. After a short silence, Edmund made a suggestion, showing his usual cool good sense, and Al instantly accepted the advice. Then he gave Jeff his instructions.

“My king,” Jeff acknowledged, and bowed. Then he did something Al had never seen him do: he grinned.