William’s Progress

William’s Progress
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Matt Rudd. William’s Progress

William’s Progress. Matt Rudd

Table of Contents

JANUARY

Tuesday 1 January

MY PRAYER

BIRTHING POOL: INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE

THE HORROR OF NAMING A CHILD

THE SPECIFIC MOMENT WHEN HAVING A BABY CEASED TO BE FUN

Wednesday 2 January

THE DADDY NAPPY

Thursday 3 January

WHY ALEX IS STILL ISABEL’S BEST FRIEND

Friday 4 January

Saturday 5 January

Sunday 6 January

Monday 7 January

Tuesday 8 January

Wednesday 9 January

Saturday 12 January

Sunday 13 January

Monday 14 January

Tuesday 15 January

Thursday 17 January

Friday 18 January

Saturday 19 January

Sunday 20 January

Monday 21 January

Thursday 24 January

Saturday 26 January

Monday 28 January

Wednesday 30 January

Thursday 31 January

FEBRUARY

Friday 1 February

Saturday 2 February

Sunday 3 February

Monday 4 February. CONTENTS OF MONDAY MORNING INBOX

Thursday 7 February

4 A.M

Friday 8 February

Saturday 9 February

Sunday 10 February

Thursday 14 February

THE ZEN PATH TO THE MASTERY OF PARENTING

Friday 15 February

Saturday 16 February

Sunday 17 February

Monday 18 February

THE ZEN PATH TO THE MASTERY OF PARENTING (CONTINUED)

Tuesday 19 February

Wednesday 20 February

Thursday 21 February

Friday 22 February

Saturday 23 February

HOW MUCH ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KISS ONCE YOU BECOME PARENTS?

Monday 25 February

Tuesday 26 February

Wednesday 27 February. THE THREE TERRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TODAY

MARCH

Friday 1 March. REASONS TO BE HAPPY

REASONS TO BE UNHAPPY

Saturday 2 March

Sunday 3 March

Monday 4 March

Tuesday 5 March

Wednesday 6 March

Thursday 7 March

Friday 8 March

Sunday 10 March

Monday 11 March

Wednesday 13 March

Thursday 14 March

Saturday 16 March

OTHER PRACTICAL SKILLS

Sunday 17 March

Monday 18 March

Tuesday 19 March

Thursday 21 March

Friday 22 March

Saturday 23 March

Monday 25 March

Tuesday 26 March

Wednesday 27 March

Thursday 28 March

Friday 29 March

Saturday 30 March

Sunday 31 March

APRIL

Monday 1 April

Tuesday 2 April

Wednesday 3 April

Friday 5 April

Saturday 6 April

Sunday 7 April

Monday 8 April

Tuesday 9 April

Wednesday 10 April

Thursday 11 April

Sunday 14 April

Monday 15 April

Wednesday 17 April

Thursday 18 April

Friday 19 April

Saturday 20 April

Sunday 21 April

Monday 22 April

Tuesday 23 April

Wednesday 24 April

Thursday 25 April

Saturday 27 April

Sunday 28 April

Monday 29 April

Tuesday 30 April

MAY

Wednesday 1 May. REASONS TO BE HAPPY

REASONS TO BE UNHAPPY

Thursday 2 May

Saturday 4 May

Sunday 5 May

Monday 6 May

Tuesday 7 May

Wednesday 8 May

Thursday 9 May

Friday 10 May

Saturday 11 May

Sunday 12 May

Monday 13 May

Tuesday 14 May

Friday 17 May

Sunday 19 May

Monday 20 May

Wednesday 22 May

THINGS NEW DADS INSTINCTIVELY LEARN. WITHIN WEEKS OF CHILDBIRTH

Saturday 25 May

Monday 27 May

Wednesday 29 May

Thursday 30 May

Friday 31 May

JUNE

Saturday 1 June. REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL

REASONS TO BE MISERABLE

Sunday 2 June

Monday 3 June

Wednesday 5 June

Friday 7 June

THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO YOUR WIFE WHEN YOU GET BACK FROM WORK IF SHE’S BEEN LOOKING AFTER THE BABY ALL DAY

Saturday 8 June

Sunday 9 June

Monday 10 June

Tuesday 11 June

Wednesday 12 June

Thursday 13 June

Friday 14 June

Saturday 15 June

Sunday 16 June

Monday 17 June

Tuesday 18 June

Wednesday 19 June

Thursday 20 June

Saturday 22 June

Sunday 23 June

Monday 24 June

Tuesday 25 June

Wednesday 26 June

Thursday 27 June

Friday 28 June

Saturday 29 June

Sunday 30 June

JULY

Monday 1 July

Wednesday 3 July

Thursday 4 July

Friday 5 July

Saturday 6 July

Monday 8 July

Tuesday 9 July

Wednesday 10 July

Thursday 11 July

Friday 12 July

Sunday 14 July

Monday 15 July

Tuesday 16 July

Wednesday 17 July

Thursday 18 July

Friday 19 July

Saturday 20 July

Sunday 21 July

Monday 22 July

Tuesday 23 July

Wednesday 24 July

Thursday 25 July. WHAT ARE THE FIRST SIGNS OF ALCOHOLISM?

Friday 26 July

ULTRA-SOPORIFIC DRIVING: ESSENTIAL TIPS YOU WON’T FIND IN THE HIGHWAY CODE

Saturday 27 July

Monday 29 July

Tuesday 30 July

Wednesday 31 July

AUGUST

Thursday 1 August

Saturday 3 August

Monday 5 August

Tuesday 6 August

Wednesday 7 August

Thursday 8 August

Friday 9 August

Saturday 10 August

Sunday 11 August

Monday 12 August

Tuesday 13 August

Wednesday 14 August

Thursday 15 August

Friday 16 August

Saturday 17 August

Sunday 18 August

Monday 19 August

Tuesday 20 August

Wednesday 21 August

Thursday 22 August

Friday 23 August

Saturday 24 August

Monday 26 August

Tuesday 27 August

Wednesday 28 August

Thursday 29 August

Friday 30 August

Saturday 31 August

SEPTEMBER

Sunday 1 September. THINGS TO BE PLEASED ABOUT

THINGS NOT TO BE PLEASED ABOUT

Monday 2 September

Tuesday 3 September

Wednesday 4 September

Thursday 5 September

Saturday 7 September

Sunday 8 September

Monday 9 September

DADDY POWER

MUMMY POWER

Tuesday 10 September

Wednesday 11 September

Thursday 12 September

Friday 13 September

Saturday 14 September

SOME OF THE THINGS THAT COULD KILL JACOB AND HOW

Sunday 15 September

Monday 16 September

Tuesday 17 September

Wednesday 18 September

Thursday 19 September

Friday 20 September

Saturday 21 September

Tuesday 24 September

Wednesday 25 September

Thursday 26 September

Friday 27 September

Saturday 28 September

Sunday 29 September

Monday 30 September

OCTOBER

Tuesday 1 October

GUIDE TO NOT BEING A BUNNY BOILER

Wednesday 2 October

Thursday 3 October

Friday 4 October

Saturday 5 October

Sunday 6 October

Monday 7 October

Tuesday 8 October

Wednesday 9 October

Thursday 10 October

Friday 11 October

Saturday 12 October

Sunday 13 October

Monday 14 October

REASONS IT WAS THE WORST MONDAY EVER

HOW TO WIN THE HOUSEHOLD CHORES BATTLE

Tuesday 15 October

Friday 18 October

Saturday 19 October

Sunday 20 October

Monday 21 October

Tuesday 22 October

Wednesday 23 October

Thursday 24 October

Saturday 26 October

Sunday 27 October

Monday 28 October

Wednesday 30 October

THE MIDDLE-AGE SELF-PRESERVATION SYSTEM (MASPS)

Thursday 31 October

NOVEMBER

Friday 1 November

Saturday 2 November

Sunday 3 November

Monday 4 November

Wednesday 6 November

Thursday 7 November

Friday 8 November

Saturday 9 November

Sunday 10 November

Tuesday 12 November

Thursday 14 November

Friday 15 November

Saturday 16 November

Sunday 17 November

Monday 18 November

Tuesday 19 November

Wednesday 20 November

Thursday 21 November

Friday 22 November

Saturday 23 November

Sunday 24 November

Monday 25 November

Tuesday 26 November

Wednesday 27 November

Thursday 28 November

Friday 29 November

Saturday 30 November

DECEMBER

Sunday 1 December

Monday 2 December

Tuesday 3 December

Wednesday 4 December

Thursday 5 December

Friday 6 December

Saturday 7 December

Sunday 8 December

Wednesday 11 December

Friday 13 December

Wednesday 18 December

Thursday 19 December

Friday 20 December

Wednesday 25 December

Tuesday 31 December

Acknowledgements

Also by Matt Rudd

Copyright

About the Publisher

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Another Horror Story

Title Page

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‘Yes, well, I was in denial. And denial led to confusion. And obsession. And…’

A week after that, contrary to Alex’s prediction, I found that I didn’t love Geoff. Geoff loved the sound of his own voice too much for there to be room for any other love. ‘William. Hi. Heard a lot about—Blimey, I hope that rug was a present, or are you being ironic? Maybe the latter, I’ve heard you’re quite dry and, my God, what a bold statement you’re making putting that picture against that wallpaper. Bravo. Anyway, sorry, where was I? So good to meet you. I was thinking on the way here that—’

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