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to… Simon Horne

cc…

re… earlier

I have gone over and over your work for Coke and still fail to see the difference between your line and Pringles’. I could analyse it at length but, take it from me, it’s utter fucking cack. Besides, even the YTS retards in despatch would notice the uncanny resemblance between today’s offering and the Fun Pops nonsense you inflicted on them when they were in pre-school.

I’ve been summoned to a conference call with Weissmuller, so I won’t be attending the 3.30 review. I hope that in my absence you’ll unearth a diamond for my amazement.

And just to show you I’m not a total cunt, I still like your Mako work. Maybe you aren’t completely useless.