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Monday Morning, and I’m driving down West Main Street in my old BMW, my rusty Beamer, headed for the center of town to meet a woman named Louella. If experience serves me well, she will hire me to check up on her husband. She will have a reason, maybe real, maybe a fantasy, to suspect that he is cheating on her. A phone call that went dead when she answered; her husband working late; a letter he reads and says it’s nothing and won’t show it to her; a pair of panties in his pocket that aren’t hers. Mostly these are the results of his stupidity, or a sign that he really wants her to find out but he hasn’t admitted that to himself.

Louella asked me to choose a place to meet, where she wouldn’t be recognized. I find myself standing on the edge of City Hall Park in front of LeRoy’s Bar and Strip Club. I suspected that she was wealthy, so I picked a spot where there’s no chance she will meet anyone who knows her. No one from her side of the tracks is going to be found at LeRoy’s, especially at eleven o’clock in the morning. I push through the door, as I’ve done a thousand times before, and step into LeRoy’s artificial world. The bar slowly comes into view as my eyes adjust to the dark. Small tables are scattered randomly around the room, each with three or four wooden chairs. The bar at the far side is backed by a huge mirror papered over with signed photos and ads for drink specials that don’t exist anymore. Whoever heard of a Freddie Fudpucker? LeRoy is behind the bar, the old hippie, white hair pulled into a ponytail, a quiet face and dark eyes that don’t miss a thing. I’ve known LeRoy for years. There are a few regulars glued to bar stools and a guilty couple hunched over one of the tables. A lone figure sat at a table in the back, a glass of wine untouched before her. I feel her eyes on me as I approach.

LeRoy looks toward me. A quick shake of my head tells him not to recognize me. I don’t want the usual greeting: “Hey Blue, what’s up? One martini on the way.” My new employer might draw the wrong conclusion.

LeRoy turned back to the guys at the bar, but I knew he’d be keeping track of my every move. I’ll have to give him a good story tomorrow: “LeRoy, you know that rich chick I met the other day? Those diamond studs that pierced her ears, the ones you couldn’t see were even bigger.”

“Good morning. Are you John Heron?” She spoke slowly.

Louella stood up and held out her hand. She was tall, thin, and pretty; her body clutched by a tight black suit. Straight black hair, precisely drawn eyebrows arched over eyes that looked inside my brain. She was a bit older than I was, but any telltale sags or wrinkles had been sent away; her skin was stretched so tightly that if she had tripped, she would have shattered into tiny pieces. She was poised, elegant, and obviously wealthy. She could have sold the labels off her dress for the price of my car, and I knew the diamonds in her earrings weren’t imposters.

Her hand took mine with a confident grip, and we sat opposite each other at the small table.

“Good morning, Louella. What can I do for you?”

“It’s Louella Lafonte.” We sat quietly; she looked me over and then asked, “Have you done cases like this before, Mr. Heron? Where a wife needs to find out if her husband is unfaithful?”

“Actually, that’s pretty much all us private eyes are good for—that and consuming large quantities of alcohol.”

Louella didn’t smile. “Then you may need a drink?” She waved at LeRoy with a gesture that dared him to ignore her. He slipped out from behind the bar, wiped his hands on his apron, and stood by the table. “A Chardonnay, perhaps?” LeRoy asked me through a poorly hidden grin.

“A martini, if you could. Bombay Sapphire, on the rocks, with a twist.”

“Really,” LeRoy said, and turned to go.

“And make that dry, as dry as the eyes of . . .”

“ . . . the eyes of the devil’s pallbearers.” LeRoy finished my sentence for me and left for the bar.

“Mrs. Lafonte. What can you tell me?”

“Not much. I want you to find out if he’s playing around,“ Louella said as though my need for details was irrelevant.

“Could you give his me his name and where you, or he, live and work?”

Louella leaned back with an impatient look. She needed some encouragement. I picked up the martini that had appeared on the table and raised it for a toast. We clinked glasses and she raised hers, hesitated a second, and then drained it as though she had just crawled out of Death Valley. I then learned that she was married to Mr. Lawrence Lafonte. He was a respected member of the community, the face of a few upstanding community organizations. He was the kind voice behind a charity named KittyLuv, which occupied an old building on the southwestern edge of the town square. Our town was proud of KittyLuv—after all they had something to do with kittens. I never knew exactly what they did, probably because I harbored a deep-seated ignorance of anything that had to do with cats.

Louella told me that she and Lawrence lived in Marble Hill, the ritzy area on the edge of town that produced most of my clients. She slid a business card out of a slick leather purse and handed it to me.

“You wouldn’t have a photograph of your husband, by any chance?” I asked.

“This should help.” Louella held out a slick brochure. The front featured a picture of a distinguished-looking gentleman posing before a giant picture of a smiling kitten, or was it frowning? Large fuzzy letters announced KITTYLUV.

“And you can look up KittyLuv on the web. You’ll find Larry’s face all over the site.”

“One other thing before you go. Do you have a directory of the KittyLuv staff? It would help me run down prospective suitors.”

“No, but there’s one on their website.” Louella thought for a moment. “You’ll need a name and password to get that.”

“You’ll have to trust me a bit, Mrs. Lafonte. I’ll need to follow your husband’s schedule, where he goes, who he hangs with. Affairs have a way of advertizing themselves, if watched closely.”

Louella hesitated, then agreed. “Okay, here.” She wrote on the back of the brochure. “My e-mail name and password. It’ll get you on to the private section of the website. It’s not too interesting, but you can find names, addresses, phone numbers, and some meeting notes, that kind of thing. I doubt you’ll need it.”

“Your husband is there every day?”

“Most weekdays and Saturdays, although he does travel a lot for fund-raising events. Sometimes he takes the late train to the city to meet his accountant. He doesn’t usually get home until quite late, or sometimes stays over.” Louella paused, as if it just occurred to her that spending the night in the city might seem a bit suspicious. She added, “I really don’t keep track of all his fundraising; it’s really pretty boring.” It sounded like Louella and I shared an opinion about kittens.

“What makes you think he is having an affair?” It was a question that had been hanging in the air since we met.

She looked me in the eye. “A woman can tell. He keeps strange hours, doesn’t come home until late, not interested in making love, the usual.” Louella pushed her chair back and stood up, but I pressed for more details.

“You probably have some suspicion about who the lady is—that might give me somewhere to start.”

“Lady! Are you kidding?” Louella’s face turned red. “ That floozy little redhead who pretends to be his assistant. What’s her name? Vera. Vera something. Vera Booby is what she should be called.” She turned to leave.

“Would you like to know what I charge?” I thought I should bring the subject up.

Louella looked somewhat surprised, as though she couldn’t be bothered with such details. “Yes. What do you charge?”

$500 a day plus expenses.”

“Okay,” she shrugged.

Obviously I should have said $1,000 a day, plus expenses, health care, and a retirement fund—or perhaps included some more personal services.

Louella took one step toward the door but then turned back, “One more thing, Mr. Heron. All I want you to do is find one solid piece of evidence, proof of an affair. Nothing else. And everything you learn is for me alone. You do understand me?”

“Understood.”

The few patrons in the bar watched her cross to the door and disappear into the glare of sunlight that burst in from the outside. She had carved a path through the room that lingered on after she was gone. If Larry was having an affair, it wouldn’t be hard to track it down. But the puzzle that intrigued me was Louella. What would she do with the info? Was she after money? Did she want an excuse to leave her husband? Would she plan revenge? Louella didn’t realize that her life would also come under scrutiny. She was a woman who was not happy with her world. I recognized her predicament. I was trying to leave a world behind and she was trying to find one.

She hadn’t offered to pay the tab, a sure sign of wealth. I could consider the cost of the drinks as work expenses, but it probably wouldn’t be ethical to charge her for the second martini that LeRoy was already mixing for me.