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Bone counters? Yes. And one clipped penny.

I was not having a good day. Earlier, I had seen a fellow who looked ideal. He was a youth of some eighteen or nineteen years, clad in a jacket that had plainly been made for him two summers earlier, a cloak that had seen the underside of more than one hedge, and the gaping, mazed stare of the newly arrived. However, for all that he was young and new to the city, he had a purse that looked most interestingly full, and I was determined to become better acquainted with it.

It would be tedious to explain my approach to him – the slow, blinking confusion on his ale-bloated features, the slight stumble that allowed me to trip him over my leg, the swift nip of his laces with my concealed knife, and then the profuse apologies and quick assistance to help him to his feet, dusting him with one hand while the other slipped his pleasantly weighty purse under my shirt. I left him to go on his way with a cheery wave and smile, and walked increasingly swiftly in the opposite direction.

There are some gulls who are a problem, and who require hard effort just to be able to speak a few words to them. Others are so suspicious that even a man as apparently honest as me cannot approach within a few feet. This fellow was as easy as a child. Most men who carry large purses can be relied upon to be cautious. They don’t get to acquire large purses by giving away all their wealth like this lummox.

I soon discovered why. His purse was full, but not in a way that would enrich me. Inside there was one clipped penny and many bone counters, the sort that a gambling club might use. They were useless to me, and I almost cast the purse, bone coins and all, into the gutter. But then I thought the better of it. Someone might value those counters. I shoved it back into my shirt and continued on my way.

So, now I had this new gull.

I could see only one way to get near to him, and that involved investing more than my solitary penny. I persuaded the fellow, at length, to join me in a sup or two, and he finally agreed, walking with me back into the tavern from which I had been ejected so recently. I pushed my way inside with the youth trailing behind me. Willing or no, he had little choice: I had the hem of his cloak in my hand.

Inside, I caught the eye of the barman and soon had a jug of ale and two cups. Pushing my guest towards a bench and table in a corner, I began to think that the day was going to go well. I was looking forward to a drink, but I was looking forward with still more enthusiasm to the first opportunity of looking into that purse.

‘You again!’

It was the man into whom I had almost run earlier. He and Ann Derby were there, staring at me disapprovingly. As my companion and I stood at the bench, his woman rested her buttocks on the smooth wood with barely a hint of reluctance. It was only natural. The boards were as filthy as the rest of the tavern. I bowed and looked about me for an alternative rest for my weary legs, but only succeeded in catching the eye of the dice-player with the hat. He appeared to be studying me with some interest, and I quickly looked away again. There was something about his gaze that was deeply unsettling.

Since the woman and her gallant had taken our bench, all I could do was stand nearby with my gull. I was happy to be barged into and pushed ever nearer the fellow, and at last I was close enough to filch his finances, but even as I moved my hand, the man on the bench asked my companion to sit beside him. I was to be cheated again! And then I saw that the youth’s purse was gone. Fleetingly, with the eyes of a professional, I saw his purse move swiftly in the hands of the man on the bench. He had not only stolen my blasted bench, but he’d taken my bird’s money, too. That was pushing arrogance to the limits! But what should I do?

There was only one thing I could do. I sat quickly, forcing the man and woman apart. The alternative would have been for me to take residence on the woman’s lap, and Ann clearly had no desire for my closer proximity. Instead, she gave me a fierce glare and reluctantly shuffled along slightly. The man, of course, had no desire to cause a fuss while he had my man’s purse in his hand. He gave me a sour gaze, which I returned with a wide smile. And then, as I was considering how to acquire what he had taken, I felt a tug on my cloak, and a moment later something was thrust into my hand.

You must understand that we three were sitting so tightly packed that it was an easy mistake to make. He had thought to pass the purse to his accomplice, you see, and had no idea that my hand was resting there.

I saw all this in a flash and acted accordingly. I grasped the purse of bone counters I had taken that morning, and tugged the lady’s skirt. A hand came forward, I thrust the purse into it, took up my gull’s purse, concealing it beneath my cloak, and then stood and made my way to the door.

As I did so, the men playing dice looked up. The fellow in the hat stepped forward, blocking my path, and I was struck with a sudden conviction that he knew more about me than I would like. So, with an airy nonchalance, I tacked and went to the back of the tavern. A door there, I knew, gave out into the alley behind, where men made use of the walls for their privy. Once there, I searched quickly for an escape, but there was nothing to be found. I was trapped! In the absence of another idea, I hurried to conceal myself behind a stack of long planks of wood that were set like a pavilion against the wall, with a pile of trash to one side waiting to be taken to the midden. There was little enough space to hide there, but when I reached it, I discovered that, set into the wall behind the planks, there was a doorway. I hoped that it might be persuaded to open. I tried the latch cautiously.

I was not a moment too soon. Almost immediately, I heard the tavern’s door shoved wide, and, peering between two long planks, I saw my young victim. He stood with an expression of baffled consternation as he stared about him, and I hastily drew my eye back in case I might be seen. My hand on the latch felt it rise. I pulled open the door, glancing back towards my gull. As I did so, there was a slamming thud on the back of my head, and I knew no more.

And that is that.

As I said, I came to and saw the body. When I was knocked out, I had fallen forward from my concealment, and the man’s body lay near me, dead. I heard the door opening and shutting, the loud footsteps, but I had paid them little heed because I was suddenly recalling everything. I had been struck down, and I had a quick panic that I could have been robbed! Patting my shirt, I soon reassured myself that the purse was still there, and I was congratulating myself when I heard the door, the steps and now a gasp.

Perhaps you will have already spotted my mistake. I had paid no heed to the man who had left the tavern, but now I was suddenly wide awake, so it seemed, although with a thundering head. I reviewed the scene that must have met the man’s eyes: a fellow dead on the ground; second fellow beside him, gripping a bloody dagger. No, this wouldn’t look good.

When I glanced up, wincing, I saw that Ann Derby’s friend was standing in the doorway. He was looking at me with a cold face, as though I was a murderer or something. Well, perhaps he wasn’t to be blamed for that, but there was no need, in my opinion, for his sudden pulling of the door wide and his bellow inside calling for the constable. And then I saw him draw a short riding sword.

You will have seen fights; so have I. I’ve seen men fight with sticks, with daggers, with swords, and, if I am honest, I am more than capable of defending myself. I am young, and those who have tried to injure me have tended to be older, slower and, more to the point, generally unaware that I was going to attack them. Invariably, I’ve noticed, folks can get hurt when their opponent is prepared. I try to avoid giving away any important clues that could allow my enemy to ready himself. More, I have also noticed that when a man with a short knife is attacked by a man with a sword – any sword – the result for the fellow with the knife can be unpleasant.

I didn’t intend to find out how unpleasant, which is why I took to my heels. The door that had been behind me was ajar. At the other side, there was an alley full of noisome fumes that proved men didn’t always bother to seek a privy, and I was along it faster than a flea finding a new host.

I made it back to our room, a clear half mile away.

I have run from many things in my life. As a boy I learned quickly that it’s better to get away than to hang around and receive punishment. I am experienced, but that mad pelting along alleys and up small streets was terrifying. All the way, I fancied I could hear boots in close pursuit, but when I run, I run to win: never look back – that just slows you. One thing you learn early on in a career as a thief is to focus on where you’re going. Whence you came matters very little, and those following can take care of themselves.

I ran along to St Paul’s, out towards Ludgate, then up an alley beside St Martin’s until I was close to Newgate, where I turned right. I had hoped to find – and was glad to see – that the Shambles was packed with people stocking up on meats. Carcasses and barrows of joints were being carried here and there, because the rumours of Wyatt’s rebel army approaching London meant many families were keen to feed well in case there would be a siege. I darted in among the people, ran into the yard of St Martin’s Le Grand, then took a left and bolted down a lane to St Nicholas’s, before nipping down to Paternoster Street. From there it was easy enough to take a circuitous route homewards to the great river.

There are many hovels in the city. For me, the best place always was down near the river. There you get the fresh smells of the water, rather than the foul reek of sewage in the roads. Our place was along Trig Lane, an ancient building that had been used for constructing boats, allegedly, but more recently, from the smell, had been used to fill barrels full of herrings. I shared the large room in the roof with my friends. It was where our company’s leader, Bill, conducted his business, and where we all slept.

‘What’s the matter with you? You look like you’re in a dead sweat,’ Moll called from her bed. She was lying in a deliciously amorous pose with Bill, as usual.

In the circumstances, I thought hers an unfortunate phrase.

‘Nothing,’ I said.

‘That’s the first “Nothing” I’ve seen that’s made you so pale and anxious,’ Bill commented. He peered at me as he rose from the bed. ‘What’s happened?’ he said, almost aggressively, as though suspecting that I had led the tipstaff to our home. Apart from being jealous of his bedding Moll, I also disliked his suspicion whenever I came back from an escapade.

‘Aye, well,’ I said grumpily.

Moll rose languidly, and I stared at her like a lecher twice my age. She came towards me and I could smell the after-effects of lovemaking. She bent past me to reach for a jug and drank from it. ‘There’s nothing like sex after a good morning, is there?’ she said.

‘You’ve had a good one?’ I asked.

‘Moll’s only just back. She took a good purse,’ Bill called. He climbed from his bed and pulled a shirt over his head. ‘She always brings in more than the rest of you put together.’

‘Where was that, Moll?’

‘In the cathedral. He kept staring at me,’ she said, putting a hand under each breast and raising them with a saucy grin. She could have tempted the Angel Gabriel, that woman.

‘What about you, Bill?’ I said. ‘I saw you up at—’

He cut me off sharply. ‘What have you brought?’

I set my jaw. He could be like that sometimes. I tried to be friendly, but all too often he would treat me like a wayward younger brother, one who had little brain. Well, I was not so dim.

‘He’s not well,’ Ham said. ‘Look at him.’

‘He looks pale,’ Moll said. She reached up and wiped the hair from my brow, peering with concern. ‘You have mud on your face, Jack. Has someone been flinging shit at you?’

‘I fell,’ I said.

Bill gave a dry laugh. ‘So you came back with nothing? What, you tripped on a loose cobble, did you? We need money to eat, Jack. You can’t live here at our expense all the time. I don’t want others to run risks just because you’re not capable.’

‘I can do my job,’ I said grumpily.

‘Where did you fall, then?’ Bill asked.

Moll shook her head. ‘It doesn’t matter, as long as Jack’s all right.’

‘Ach, he’s not used to such news,’ Wat said. ‘That’s why he’s pale. What of it, eh? None of us are.’

‘What news?’ I demanded.