Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Epigraphs
1: Dilettante
2: Freak Parade
3: Doors for Desks
4: Geek Messiah
Subject: introductions
5: Our Physics
6: College Years
Subject: transformers, dreams
7: Gorillas vs. Bears
8: 1-Click™ Christmas
Subject: oompa-loompa
9: Mission Statements
10: Interviews
Subject:to tell you
11: Supervillain Lair
12: Pornsniffing
Subject: accident
13: Fiscal Wonderland
14: Exit Interview
Subject: au revoir
15: Museum of Ham
Subject: laugh with me
16: Field Trip
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright
About the Publisher
