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Arr, har har! Har har harrrr!

“Wow, that’s some attack of the giggles!” you must be thinking. Well, you’re very wrong indeed. It’s not an attack of the giggles, it’s the first lesson a good pirate has to learn: how to let fly with a rip-roaring, swashbuckling, terrifying guffaw that freezes your blood.

The second lesson you have to learn – and which you have to do at the same time – is to bang your fist down hard on the table.

And harder still, while you’re still doing all this

complicated stuff… can you pick up a glass full

of water with your other hand,

without spilling a drop?