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ONE—the first one, the second time. Because this is the second book
THREE—the first one after the second
FIVE—this is how many fingers I have on my right hand. Not really important here, though
SIX—if you multiply the 2nd chapter by the 3rd, you’d get this one
SEVEN—this one is after that one
EIGHT—this one is before the next one
NINE—is anyone still reading these?
TEN—this is the number of all my fingers! Again, not really relevant
ELEVEN—or 2 in Roman numerals, but that’s confusing
TWELVE—there are this many royals in a deck of cards
THIRTEEN—number of cards in a suit
FOURTEEN—you’ll find this one on page 134
FIFTEEN—why isn’t it five-teen? I’ve always wondered
SIXTEEN—again, are you still reading these?
SEVENTEEN—lots of e’s in seventeen
EIGHTEEN—when you say this out loud, sometimes people think you are saying eighty
NINETEEN—can you imagine if there were eighty chapters?
TWENTY—that would be about fifty chapters too many
TWENTY-ONE—this is the official adult chapter
TWENTY-TWO—a number so nice, they named it twice
TWENTY-THREE—yeesh, did we have this many chapters last time?
TWENTY-FOUR—this just seems excessive
TWENTY-FIVE—uuuughhhhhh
TWENTY-SIX—oh wait—this one is cool. Twenty-six is the number of red cards in a deck. So that’s cool
TWENTY-SEVEN—or twenty-seven, if you count the joker
TWENTY-EIGHT—wait, is the joker red?
TWENTY-NINE—I looked it up – sometimes
THIRTY!—the last chapter! Made it. Whew. Now turn the page already!
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A PROMISE TO RETURN
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