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The Lampreys lived in two flats which occupied the entire top storey of a building known as Pleasaunce Court Mansions. Pleasaunce Court is merely a short street connecting Cadogan Square with Lennox Gardens and the block of flats stands on the corner. To Roberta the outside seemed forbidding but the entrance hall had lately been redecorated and was more friendly. Pale green walls, a thick carpet, heavy armchairs and an enormous fire gave an impression of light and luxury. The firelight flickered on the chromium steel of a lift-cage in the centre of the hall and on a slotted framework that held the names of the flat owners. Roberta read the top one: ‘No. 25 & 26, Lord and Lady Charles Lamprey. In.’ Henry followed her gaze, crossed quickly to the board and moved a chromium steel tab.

‘“Lord and Lady Charles Lamprey. Out,” I fancy,’ muttered Henry.

‘Oh, are they!’ cried Roberta. ‘Are they away?’

‘No,’ said Henry. ‘Ssh!’

‘Ssh!’ said Frid.

They moved their heads slightly in the direction of the door. A small man wearing a bowler hat stood on the pavement outside and appeared to consult an envelope in his hands. He looked up at the front of the flats and then approached the steps.

‘Into the lift!’ Henry muttered and opened the doors. Roberta in a state of extreme bewilderment entered the lift. A porter, heavily smart in a dark-green uniform and several medals, came out of an office.

‘Hallo, Stamford,’ said Henry. ‘Good morning to you. Mayling’s got some luggage out there in the car.’

‘I’ll attend to it, sir,’ said the porter.

‘Thank you so much,’ murmured the Lampreys politely, and Henry added, ‘his lordship is away this morning, Stamford.’

‘Indeed, sir?’ said the porter. ‘Thank you, sir.’

‘Up we go,’ said Henry.

The porter shut them in, Henry pressed a button, and with a metallic sigh the lift took them to the top of the building.

‘Stamford doesn’t work the lift,’ explained Henry, ‘he’s only for show and to look after the service flats downstairs.’

In three days, photographs of the Pleasaunce Court lift would appear in six illustrated papers and in the files of the criminal investigation department. It would be lit by flash lamps, sealed, dusted with powder, measured and described. It would be discussed by several millions of people. It was about to become famous. To Roberta it seemed very smart and she did not notice that, like the entrance hall, it had been modernized. The old liftman’s apparatus, a handle projecting from a cylindrical casing, was still there but above it was a row of buttons with the Lampreys’ floor, the fourth, at the top. They came out on a well-lit landing with two light green doors numbered 25 and 26. Henry pushed number 25 open and Roberta crossed a threshold into the past. The sensation of Deepacres, of that still-recurrent dream came upon her so poignantly that she caught her breath. Here was the very scent of Deepacres, of the scented oil Lady Charles burnt in the drawing-room, of Turkish cigarettes, of cut flowers and of moss. Our sense of smell works both consciously and subconsciously. About many households is an individual pleasantness of which human noses are only half aware and which is so subtle that it cannot be traced to one source. The Lampreys’ house smell, while it might suggest burning cedarwood, scented oil, and hot-house flowers, was made up of these things and of something more, something that to Roberta seemed the very scent of their characters. It carried her back through four years and, while the pleasure of this experience was still new, she saw in the entrance hall some of their old possessions: a table, a steel engraving, a green Chinese elephant. It was with the strangest feeling of familiarity that she heard Lady Charles’s voice crying:

‘Is that old Robin Grey?’

Roberta ran through the doorway into her arms.

They were all there, in a long white drawing-room with crackling fires at each end and a great gaiety of flowers. Lady Charles, thinner than ever, was not properly up and had bundled herself into a red silk dressing-gown. She wore a net over her grey curls. Her husband stood beside her in his well-remembered morning attitude, a newspaper dangling from his hand, his glass in his eye, and his thin colourless hair brushed across his head. He beamed with pale myopic eyes at Roberta and inclined his head forward with an obedient air, ready for her kiss. The twins, with shining blond heads and solemn smiles, also kissed her. Patch, an overgrown schoolgirl in a puppy-fat condition, nearly knocked her over, and Mike, eleven years old, looked relieved when Roberta merely shook his hand.

‘Such fun, darling,’ said all the Lampreys in their soft voices. ‘Such fun to see you.’

Presently they were all sitting before the fire, with Charlot in her chair, and Henry in his old place on the hearthrug and the twins collapsed on the sofa. Patch hurled herself on to the arm of Robin’s chair, and Frid stood in an elegant attitude before the fire, and Lord Charles wandered vaguely about the room.

‘Dear me,’ said Henry, ‘I feel like Uriah Heep. It’s as good as the chiming of old bellses to see Robin Grey in the flesh.’

The twins murmured agreeably and Colin said: ‘You haven’t grown much.’

‘I know,’ said Roberta. ‘I’m a pygmy.’

‘A nice pygmy,’ said Charlot.

‘Do you think she’s pretty?’ asked Frid. ‘I do.’

‘Not exactly pretty,’ said Stephen. ‘I’d call her attractive.’

‘Really!’ said Lord Charles mildly. ‘Does Robin, who I must say looks delightful, enjoy a public dissection of her charms?’

‘Yes,’ said Roberta. ‘From the family, I do.’

‘Of course she does,’ shouted Patch dealing Roberta a violent buffet across the shoulders.

‘What do you think of me?’ asked Frid, striking an attitude. ‘Aren’t I quite, quite lovely?’

‘Don’t tell her she is,’ said Colin. ‘The girl’s a nymphomaniac.’

‘Darling!’ murmured Lady Charles.

‘My dear Colin,’ said his father, ‘it really would be a good idea if you stick to the words you understand.’

‘Well,’ Frid reasoned, ‘you may thank your lucky stars I am so lovely. After all, looks go a long way on the stage. I may have to keep you all, and in the near future, too.’

‘Apropos,’ said Henry, ‘I fancy there’s a bum downstairs, chaps.’

‘Oh no!’ cried the Lampreys.

‘The signs are ominous. I told Stamford you were out, Daddy.’

‘Then I suppose I’d better stay in,’ muttered Lord Charles. ‘Who can it be this time? Not Smith & Weekly’s again, surely? I wrote them an admirable letter explaining that –’

‘Circumstances over which we had no control,’ suggested Stephen.

‘I put it better than that, Stephen.’

‘Mike,’ said Lady Charles, ‘be an angel and run out on the landing. If you see a little man –’

‘In a bowler,’ said Henry and Frid.

‘Yes, of course in a bowler. If you see him, don’t say anything but just come and tell Mummy, darling, will you?’

‘Right oh,’ said Mike politely. ‘Is he a bum, Mummy?’

‘We think so but it’s nothing to worry about. Do hurry, Mikey, darling.’

Mike grinned disarmingly and began to hop out of the room on one leg.

‘I can hop for miles,’ he said.

‘Well, run quietly for a change.’

Mike gave a Red-Indian call and began to crawl out. The twins rose in a menacing fashion. He uttered a shrill yelp and ran.

‘Isn’t he Heaven?’ Lady Charles asked Roberta.

‘There’s the lift!’ Colin ejaculated.

‘It’ll only be Mike t-taking a run down and up,’ said Stephen. ‘I understand that Mike’s playing with the lift is rather unpopular.’

‘I bet it’s the bum,’ said Colin. ‘Has Baskett been warned? I mean he may just lavishly show him in.’

‘If Baskett doesn’t know a bailiff’s man,’ said Lord Charles warmly, ‘after having lived with us for fifteen years, he is a stupider fellow than I take him for.’

‘There’s the bell!’ cried Lady Charles.

‘It’s all right,’ said Henry. ‘It’ll only be Robin’s luggage.’

‘Thank Heaven! Robin, darling, you’d like to see your room, wouldn’t you? Frid, darling, show Robin her room. It’s too tiny and absurd, darling, but you won’t mind, will you? Actually it was meant for a hall, but Mike and Patch turned it into a sort of railway station, so we’re delighted to have it made sane again. I really must dress myself but I can’t resist waiting to hear the worst about the bum.’

‘Here’s Mike,’ said Frid.

Mike came back, still hopping on one leg, and singing:

‘Hallelujah, I’m a bum!

Hallelujah, bum again!

Hallelujah, give us a hand up to –’

‘Shut up,’ said Stephen and Colin. ‘What do you mean? Is he there?’

‘Nope,’ whispered Mike. ‘Only her luggage.’

‘Don’t say “her”,’ said Stephen.

Mike began to hop up and down in front of the twins singing:

‘Two, two the lily white boys

Clothed all in green, oh.’

Colin took him by the shoulders and Stephen seized his heels. They swung him to and fro and flung him, screaming with pleasure, on the sofa.

‘Lily white boys!’ yelled Mike. ‘I bet she doesn’t know which is which. Do you?’ He looked engagingly at Roberta.

‘Do you – Robin?’

The twins turned to her, and raised their eyebrows.

‘Do you?’ they asked.

‘I do when you speak,’ said Roberta.

‘I hardly stammer at all, now,’ said Stephen.

‘I know, but your voices are different, Stephen. And even if you didn’t speak I’d only have to look behind your ears.’

‘Oh,’ said Mike, ‘it’s not fair. She knows the secret. Stephen’s old mole. Old moledy Stephen doesn’t wash behind his ears, yah, yah, yah!’

‘Let’s go to your room,’ said Frid. ‘Mike’s turning mad dog, and the scare seems to be over.’