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an Inspector of Nuisances may always be found in a letter

Another Theo column. You’re intrigued and repelled. You shouldn’t read them, you know they’ll just hurt; you can’t stop.

As expected, there’s something else about adultery. It’s tucked into a query about a boyfriend who’s unfaithful but gives great oral sex, and the reader wants him monogamous and every night, because it’s all too delicious to pass up. And how can she have him all to herself?

Dear Drowning in Deliciousness, the good news is that any man can be taught how to give great oral sex. Just curl his hand in yours and tell him to imagine the ridges are the folds of your flesh, and then demonstrate with your tongue and breath and fingers exactly what you want. I guarantee it will work. But, dear Drowning, I‘m afraid it’s just not worth sticking with your boyfriend. How could you expect a committed relationship from someone who’s been unfaithful in the past?

A committed relationship. Uh huh. What would she know about a committed relationship?

You crumple the magazine. Dare to tell Cole that Theo’s column is rubbish, as is the whole paper that she writes for: perhaps this sentiment will be passed on. You wouldn’t mind one bit if she knew she wasn’t being read by you, that her wily messages weren’t getting across.

Darling, I know the paper’s rubbish, Cole says. I was only ever buying it for you.

Well, don’t, you snap, I don’t like it any more.

OK. Whatever, Cole responds lightly and walks over, and opens his dressing gown and invites you in. It’s an old gesture you’ve always loved. All your tension is released by it, your whole body relaxes into him.