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There is already another slap lying on the stage, from the right foot, but also one. Albert and Isolde return from the shower, both cheerful and cheerful.

ALBERT (enthusiastically, shaking the water out of his ear with a towel): Yes, Zola, I haven't seen such a quickness from you for a long time. (Thinks, remembers) Two days already as!

ISOLDE (changes in mood): What do you mean? And these couple of days have you been feeling bad?

ALBERT (PREVARICATING): Yes, no, why, on the contrary…

ISOLDE (interrupts nervously): On the contrary? So you were feeling bad just now?

ALBERT (getting hot): Yes, why is it bad? Did I say that it was bad?

ISOLDE (interrupts nervously): Yes, that's exactly what you just said!

ALBERT (nervously): Yes, I mean, did you say?

ISOLDE (freaks out): Yes, it's clear in every sense that you insulted me as a woman!

ALBERT (furious): I praised you, you fool!

ISOLDE (freaks out): Go you…, with your such praises…, to the neighbor!

ALBERT (in a rage): And I'll go!

ISOLDE (in a rage): And go!

ALBERT (in a RAGE): And I'll go – I'll go!