Bill Nye's Chestnuts Old and New

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Nye Bill. Bill Nye's Chestnuts Old and New

Bill Nye's Chestnuts Old and New

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CHESTNUTS OLD AND NEW

CHESTNUT-BURR. I.—THE SHAKESPEARE-BACON PUZZLE WRESTLED WITH CONSCIENTIOUSLY

CHESTNUT-BURR II—HOW THE GLORIOUS FOURTH WAS CELEBRATED AT WHALEN'S GROVE LAST YEAR

ENCOURAGING GREEN JOKES

CHESTNUT-BURR III—BILL NYE FINDS COLOROW FULL OF ODD TRAITS

AWKWARDNESS OF CARRYING WHISKY ABOUT

THE RIGHT SORT OF BOY

CHESTNUT-BURR IV—BILL NYE PAYS A BRIEF VISIT TO A PROFESSIONAL STAR READER

INGRATITUDE OF THE HUMAN HEART

CHESTNUT-BURR V—CONCERNING THE FRENCH MASTERPIECES AT THE ACADEMY OF DESIGN

CHESTNUT-BURR VI—BILL NYE DIAGNOSTICATES THE PLAINT OF A COUNTRY COUSIN

E. L. T

MEN ARE OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD

CHESTNUT-BURR VII—BILL NYE IN THE ROLE OF AN UTE INDIAN JENKINS

SURE CURE FOR BILIOUSNESS

CHESTNUT-BURR VIII—IN AN UNGUARDED MOMENT BILL NYE IS CAPTURED BY A POLITICAL SIREN

VIRTUE ITS OWN REWARD

A GOOD PAINTING FOR THE CAPITOL

CHESTNUT-BURR IX—BILL NYE DESCANTS UPON YOUNG IVES'S IDEAS IN FINANCE

THE ANTI-CLINKER BASE-BURNER BEE

CHESTNUT-BURR X—A FEW REMARKS ON OUR HOSTELRY SYSTEM AS IT NOW PREVAILS

PITY FOR SAD-EYED HUSBANDS

MARRIAGE

CHESTNUT-BURR XI—WILLIAM NYE VISITS ROYALTY FROM THE HOME OF THE HAM SANDWICH

THAI X DID MOT DU'

A WORD OF EXPLANATION

CHESTNUT-BURR—THE HUMORIST INTERVIEWS HIS GRACE THE DUKE IN THE IMPROVED STYLE

THE CHINESE COMPOSITOR

THE TRUE AMERICAN

CHESTNUT-BURR—XII "THE OLD MAN ELOQUENT."

CHESTNUT-BURR XIV—THE AMENDE HONORABLE

SWEET INFLUENCES OF CHANGING SEASONS

THE MARCH OF CIVILIZATION

CHESTNUT-BURR. XV—A BIG CORNER ON PORK

CHESTNUT-BURR XVI-PATRICK OLESON

PLEASURES OF SPRING

AN UNCLOUDED WELCOME

TOO MUCH GOD AND NO FLOUR

CHESTNUT-BURR. XVII—LONGING FOR HOME

DIGNITY

CHESTNUT-BURR XVIII—THE TRUE HISTORY OF DAMON AND PYTHIAS

CHAPTER I

CHAPTER II

CHAPTER III

CHAPTER IV

A TRYING SITUATION

CHESTNUT-BURR XIX—A STORY OF SPOTTED TAIL

CHESTNUT-BURR XX—THE ROMANCE OF HORSE-SHOEING

A CHILD'S FAITH

HOW TO PRESERVE TEETH

CHESTNUT-BURR XXI—EXPERIENCE ON THE FEVERISH HORNET

THE PICNIC PLANT

CHESTNUT-BURR XXII—ANCIENT BRIC-A-BRAC

JOINT POWDER

CHESTNUT-BURR XIII—THE TWO-HEADED GIRL

OUR COMPLIMENTS

CHESTNUT-BURR XIV—A PATHETIC EPISODE IN NORTHERN WISCONSIN

THE SECRET OF HEALTH

CHESTNUT-BURR XXV—BILL NYE ESSAYS A NOVELETTE

CHESTNUT-BURR XXVI—THE DAUGHTER OF BOB TAIL FLUSH

LOAFING AROUND HOME

THE PLUMAGE OF THE OSTRICH

SOME EARNEST THOUGHTS

CHESTNUT-BURR XXVII—OUR GREAT NATIONAL MOTTO

A GRAVE QUESTION

THOUGHTS

CHESTNUT-BURR XVIII—BILL NYE AT A TOURNAMENT

CHESTNUT-BURR XXIX—A SOCIAL CURSE—THE MAN WHO INTERRUPTS

CHESTNUT-BURR XXX—A DISCOURSE ON CATS

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXI—THE GREAT ORATION OF SPARTACUS

CHESTNUT-BURR—WOMAN'S SUFFRAGE IN WYOMING

PIGEON-TOED PETE

CHESTNUT-BURR—CONCERNING THE SWALLOW

THE HAPPY CODFISH

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXIV—A NOVEL WAY OF MARKING CLOTHES

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXV—THE UNHAPPY HUMORIST

LARAMIE'S HANDKERCHIEF

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVI—THE SODA LAKES OF WYOMING

THE COSTLY WATERMELON

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVII—VIEWS OF CHICAGO

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVIII—A SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM

MODERN FICTION IS UNRELIABLE

CHESTNUT-BURR XXXIX—SOME FACTS OF SCIENCE

A HAT DEPOSIT IN THE BLACK HILLS

CHESTNUT-BURR XL—SORROWS OF A ONE-LEGGED MAN

THE TRUE POET LOVES SECLUSION

A PIE OPENER

CHESTNUT-BURR XLI—REVELATION IN UTAH

THE MODEL SLEEPING-CAR

CHESTNUT-BURR XLII—THE TONGUE-DESTROYING FRENCH LANGUAGE

CARVING SCHOOLS

CHESTNUT-BURR XLIV—ONE TOUCH OF NATURE

HOW TO DEAL WITH THE REVOLVER DIFFICULTY

THE FEMALE ARTISTE

CHESTNUT-BURR XLV—FUN OF BEING A PUBLISHER

A LESSON FROM THE MULE

CHESTNUT-BURR XLVI—PERFORMANCE OF THE PHOENIX

FIRMNESS

PUGILIST OR STATESMAN

CHESTNUT-BURR NYE AS A CRITIC AND NYE AS A POET

POETIC CHESTNUTS

POEMS BY BILL NYE

APOSTROPHE TO AN ORPHAN MULE.=

ODE TO SPRING

FANTASIA FOR THE BASS DRUM; ADAPTED FROM THE GERMAN BY WILLIAM VON NYE.=

THE PICNIC SNOOZER'S LAMENT

ODE TO THE CUCUMBER.=

APOSTROPHE ADDRESSED TO O. WILDE.=

ADJUSTABLE CAMPAIGN SONG.=

THE BEAUTIFUL SNOW.=

A BUSHEL OF SMALLER CHESTNUTS

THE TRUE TALE OF WILLIAM TELL

WHY WE WEEP

ETIQUETTE FOR THE YOUNG

SWEET SAINT VALENTINE

CARRYING REVOLVERS

THE AGITATED HEN

A FRONTIER INCIDENT

BANKRUPT SALE OF LITERARY GEMS

OFFICE OF THE MORMAN BAZOO

HINTS ON LETTER-WRITING

SUDDEN FAME

THE ENGLISH JOKE

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Bill Nye

Published by Good Press, 2019

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CHESTNUT-BURR XXXV—THE UNHAPPY HUMORIST.

LARAMIE'S HANDKERCHIEF.

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