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Chapter Two…Sleeper Cell
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You are the best one in the business Natasha or should I say “Nakita”.
The satellite pictures tell us you were back in Miami long before he was even found and untied. I can remember ten years ago when you were in school in Russia scoring the highest one in your class on the Mensa IQ tests. Are you sure this Skype line is secure.
Yes boss the line is secure and the BMW made it safe in our garage in Miami.
Have you changed the SIN card in his cell phone?
Yes boss.
What information is in his cell phone?
I am uploading all the information to our central server in Russia.
How are Tabitha and Nicole doing?
We are all fine and just waiting for the next order from you. No one in the neighborhood suspects what we are doing. The people we contacted think we are all innocent polite girls studying university courses online from our home.
I have seen the picture of the spy agent you tied spread eagle on the patio table. I must say you are extremely good at your job…he is next in line to run the central spy agency in Miami. However with this picture and his cell phone information, badge and gun he will be working for us in the future if he wants this story kept quiet.
The American spies seldom tell the truth so I do not think this agent will be any different. When he receives his next promotion we will contact him with Tabitha and see how his career is going.
Take some time off and continue to blend into the city of Miami; go to South Beach tonight for dinner and a little fun.
Thanks boss we will turn off all our electronic equipment until we read your next coded message on the fax line.
Great job Natasha;
Thanks boss.
Sarasota Spy Agency Office
I love the view from this office overlooking the Sarasota Bay. It feels so peaceful ten floors in the sky and the water looks calm and beautiful aqua blue.
Look Charlie you’re in a mess of trouble.
Phil I owe you a big one for picking me up yesterday and keeping this sick incident quiet until I can locate my BMW, cell phone and gun and badge and catch this bitch that nailed me.
Worst case scenario Charlie you can report everything stolen, however the paperwork will follow your career if you do it and the pictures from the episode if uncovered will be a huge black mark on your record.
I understand Phil; I cannot believe I was played by this woman. I talked to Tommy and we do not even have a picture of her on any of the security cameras at the bar. She is definitely a professional and that is what makes this even more dangerous to deal with safely.
Do you have a spare gun?
Yes that I have and I already replaced the cell phone. I cannot believe how much information was on the cell phone. I have the data backed up on my home computer; however the cell phone has every contact I have in my Florida network.
What I miss most is my BMW. I bought that car new and finally finished paying for it last year.
You can always get another car from headquarters however they will wonder what happened to your famous BMW.
Phil if I am going to bury this incident and not have these mistakes effect my next promotion I need to find another BMW identical to my old one.
Did you tell Tommy what happened?
No you are the only one that knows what happened.
In fact I have located another BMW in Miami and another in Tampa. Both look just like my old car so I plan to get a loan at the bank later today and drive to Tampa to see the BMW tomorrow.
What about the badge?
That one is even more difficult to solve so I may need to say it was lost over the weekend when I went camping. I can tell the boss my kayak went over and by the time I made it to shore the wallet was lost in the river.
What I need is a ride tomorrow to Tampa.
Consider it done I have a day off so we can go anytime you want. Beside we can go to Ebor City and visit some clubs and check out the Tampa ladies.
Thanks Phil…with you help in no time this will all be behind me once and for all.
Charlie we are the best undercover team in Sarasota and that is why the Captain calls us salt and pepper. We are the perfect pair; you think one way I think the opposite way. You like your woman lean and thin and I like my woman full figured on the heavy side. I am black and you’re white. You like a tight pussy and I like a tight ass. You went to the Ivy League schools and I was raised in the hood on the streets of Saint Petersburg. We both worked our way to the top of this food chain busting crack dealers and weed houses and now we work on the highest profile cases focused on homeland defense fighting terrorism.
Your right Phil we are the best the agency has to offer. What do you know about this guy in Canada that is half Al-Qaida and part Hamas and part Taliban and part Hezbollah? My boss thinks he is a covert spy implant and created by the spy agency in Canada. Apparently he started years ago and is the one that thinks he replaced Bin laden after he was killed in Pakistan. He works like us covertly and deadly. He developed some new science psychology approach to fighting terrorism and is the best of both worlds. He works online creating reason for the C.I.A. and the terrorism networks not to attack and kill each other. I kid you not he is connected internationally in this quantum energy star wars program he created. He spent ten years developing soft international relationships and now he sends an email that appears soft on the surface until you look at the undercurrent in the operations he covertly runs. This guy has killed more people than anyone I have ever seen and yet he plays the role of a savior. He never pulls the trigger or sets up the bombing however when the operations he crafts do not work properly on the battlefield he shuts off his intelligence terrorism prevention program and people naturally end up being killed until the environment is shaped into his planning. This guy is seamlessly connected at the top and the bottom of the intelligence world and has never been photographed meeting any terrorist network or politician or spy agency member. He is like a ghost in the network the military uses when their soldiers die too fast on the battlefield or if they want to slow down or speed up the killing in a region after they invade and leave the region.
This guy is our best asset in the war on terrorism, Special Forces genes and privately trained. He actually created his version of cyber-war and training to be one of the most deadly people I have ever studied. He is the opposite of everything we are trained to be in the field. This guy is all over Google. When I Google his name his address shows up with about thirty pages of information on his e-books he writes. He is the perfect love hate relationship. I am not sure how many security people are in the web watching him. I think West Point created a terrorism course based on his e-book anti-terrorism operations. This guy has taken up my days and nights reading the story behind his operation. This sounds crazy but this guy creates a transparent paper trail on the people covertly killed and yet we cannot pin any of the killings on him.
This is the first person I have read about that split the atom on science psychology combined with a new version of cyber-war invasion techniques that focus on fighting terrorism before it happens. This guy is so far out of the box; in fact he is schizophrenic and deemed crazy like a fox. We’re not sure if he intentionally went over the edge this way in order to create a government income to back his operations or if he is really crazy. One e-book he has written is on schizophrenia and if you watch the video he created online you think he is crazy and wonder how he can legally walk the street; and then you read another e-book and he appears as a genius in psychology or another e-book on cyber-war and you think he is some kind of civil rights hero strategist that protects soldiers and civilians and freedom fighters and politicians. He is like a mix between a covert spy and “Batman” and “Silence of the Lambs” twisted into a psycho version of “Dexter” mixed into one personality.
He is like mist under a door or a mouse in the wall; he will never attack straight on. He seamlessly interacts with fresh circumstance intelligence data and then shapes his battlefield operations in real time based on fresh intelligence found in the internet.
Either way we have a full hard drive dedicated to the last ten years of his operations. Same game played every time he writes e-books on his adventures. Years ago he called himself “President Fantasy Spy”. Now he is some kind of “Lone Wolf Operations” name. Either way my career is spent trying to trap this guy and yet keep him going in the environment until he makes enough mistakes and then he is Cuba bound or a dead man like Bin Laden.
Charlie; he sounds complicated and just the perfect case for you. Me; are you kidding, I am just one of many people watching this guy waiting for him to make a mistake.
Why does he do the work he does?
Hang on Phil that is my cell phone.
Ok great I will be there this evening. Phil; were on at seven tonight in Tampa. My black BMW is waiting for me and it’s just seventeen thousand. It has about the same mileage my old one had. I will make it by the bank and pick up a check on my way home.
Ok Charlie; I am late for a Skype counter intelligence briefing meeting so I will pick you up at your home at five and we can drive up to Tampa.
As soon as Phil left the office Charlie’s cell phone rings again.
Hello beautiful, you sound pissed at me. Look I have been at the office all day and undercover for the last two days or I would have called you. No I cannot see you tonight either; I have to drive to Tampa for a central intelligence meeting with my boss. I am sorry baby, I love you more than anything in the world and I know tomorrow we can spend the night together. In fact how does dancing and dinner at the “Quay” sound? Great; that’s my girl, I can’t wait to see you and touch you in places I fantasize about every day. Yes I love you and nothing is wrong, yes I will call you later, bye.
Charlie checks his emails and more intelligence data has arrived on the covert spy he is tracking in Canada. The email mentioned another article has been posted on the targets web site and emailed to British Intelligence MI5 and the C.I.A. addressed to Defense Secretary Leon Panetta and posted online in a blog in Palestine. Charlie is curious to see what communications have been sent into the internet. When he opens the classified document it reads this way;
Reference Blog Online Address Intelligence Server Data Locations
http://blogs.aljazeera.com/blog/middle-east/palestine-papers-stir-global-reaction
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Reference Online Newspaper Article
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/01/25/egypt-protest-injuries.html
From: Perry Ritthaler [mailto:perry@digitalmindcoach.net]
Sent: Friday, January 25, 2013 2:05 PM
To: careers@recruitmentoffice.org.uk
Subject: FW: Military intelligence crack
From: Perry Ritthaler [mailto:perry@digitalmindcoach.net]
Sent: Friday, January 25, 2013 2:05 PM
Cc: Prime Minister/Premier ministre (pm@pm.gc.ca)
Subject: FW: Military intelligence crack
Dear Leon Panetta
I posted this on a blog on the Aljazeera blog in Palestine.
Controlling the violence created in the protests in Egypt is very important if the region is to safely percolate.
Too much turmoil too soon may rub off in other regions of the region.
The Theory Of War…Corporate War Invasion Tactics Posted On Aljazeera Blog Jan. 26 2013
Thank you for taking your valuable time to read this article written on the theory of war.
Invasion of a country like Egypt has a life span of two years; and if that region has not surpassed the expectations to increase the freedoms and lifestyle of the civilian population a second invasion created by the people on the street will emerge.
The people outside of the country interested in ruling that country covertly shake the country by sending internet messengers into society that speak of the lack of tourism or manufacturing creation ability of the current regime to satisfy the needs of the civilian population. As this psychology spreads like a wild fire into the population civil disobedience evolves and protests naturally emerge. If this goes on for long a new regime is created to replace the Muslim Brotherhood behind the existing political leader of Egypt.
So the Muslim Brotherhood will be shaped in their desire to survive in the political arena opening the doors of Egypt to Western Intervention corporate growth programs or they will also fall from power.
Shaken and yet not stirred or removed from power. Perhaps the political players will be covertly groomed by the outcome created inherent within the environment to meet the higher expectations of global corporations using democracy as a weapon to shape higher corporate profits in the region.
As the money is sucked out of the economy a lower lifestyle is achieved and more turmoil in the political environment naturally occurs. As this corporate created turmoil moves from one cycle to next with different leaders; the region or regions under attack becomes even more weak and susceptible to corporate invasion takeover tactics and operations. Until one day the people are awaken to a lifestyle they become accustomed too with most of the natural resources of that country and affiliated country region strip mined and controlled by the corporations designing the economic invasion. This is corporate slavery with democracy used a carrot to mislead the people into turning on an existing regime. This is the case in Iraq and Libya and Syria in the first go round of corporate warfare operations and the case of Egypt in the second wave of corporate invasion battlefield operations.
This is a series of patterns created offshore that play the existing civilian population and freedom fighters and military and politicians like puppets in a corporate invented movie theatre production.
Thank you for taking your valuable time to read my opinion on the theory of corporate invasion war.
From: Perry Ritthaler [mailto:perry@digitalmindcoach.net]
Sent: Friday, January 25, 2013 11:11 AM
To: careers@recruitmentoffice.org.uk
Subject: FW: Military intelligence crack
From: Perry Ritthaler [mailto:perry@digitalmindcoach.net]
Sent: Friday, January 25, 2013 11:11 AM
Cc: Prime Minister/Premier ministre (pm@pm.gc.ca)
Subject: Military intelligence crack
Dear Leon Panetta
I created this article to support future operation in Africa.
The Theory Of War…The Beauty Behind Fighting An Infidel Part 2
Thank you for taking your valuable time to read this article written on the theory of war.
Africa
Self-preservation on the battlefield for some fighters depends on the right intelligence passing into the environment. When the President tells his team he wants results and they fail to achieve the target there needs to be an intelligent answer that identifies the challenges behind the outcome his team achieved
The challenge for the existing team grows larger naturally when the issues they fight are invisible and internal complicated by old school theory used to face freedom fighters with honor and integrity on one side of the battlefield equation; and infidels on the other side of the equation in search of the right answers for corporations; can be like finding a needle in a haystack. The corporation is used to paying for the services rendered and has already paid off the government in the covert world however the infidel government has not paid off the covert operative shaping their battlefield outcome.
On one hand the infidel government cannot help themselves because their team is trained by the government to do everything their told in order to achieve a promotion or a higher pay grade in pay; created through stealing and using the intelligence claimed as theirs for personal gain incentive crafted into the program for self-motivation, and are accustomed to stealing all the intelligence and never funding the covert operative unless they have to pay the operative. If this payment in cash is created the people farming the covert operative for intelligence lose the free cash cow intelligence program feeding promotions and pay hikes internally in the infidel government structure. Not to say the government does not pay covert operatives in the battlefield arena; however it is usually people with few morals or ethics in the form of illegal drugs or a threat held over their head to work for them in order to avoid being charged for criminal offenses they previously created.
The beauty of the infidel government on the battlefield is they become the covert operative puppet through this void that can be played to the covert operatives benefit as long as they do not have tarnished morals or ethics created by honey pot programs and are not a criminal or addicted to illegal substance drugs.
On the other side of the battlefield equation you have the freedom fighters that do not have a safe way to meet to pay off the operative for his or her intelligence due to guilty by association illegal contacts created by the infidel government labeled as financially funding created to support operations supported by terrorist organizations. Fortunately the freedom fighter is working on the side of integrity and morals attacked by the infidel government; he or she is being used to create war that the infidel government used to create corporate invasion. So the energy equation of the freedom fighter aligns with the covert operative and a safe relation grows seamlessly more powerful as one battle passes the other on the international battlefield.
This means the covert operative program gains synergy in the environment with every operation; that is working seamlessly to prevent the death of civilians and soldiers and freedom fighters on the battlefield. In this case the covert operative has reinvented the covert program and must work as a lone wolf and be smart enough to not break the law and create his or her financially funding in the private sector. This higher intelligence of covert operative is displayed if he or she can create a finacial contribution created by the country he resides within paid for by the government hidden in another sister funding program.
The challenge is to make sure the covert operative is also paid by the right government in charge of the battlefield operations. If this finacial formula is out of balance the quantum energy created in the balance of energy created the end battlefield operations success ratio may appear out of balance. The covert operative saves the people on the battlefield and a successful operation prevents the out of balance relationship between terrorism and government or civilian fatalities relations. The issue is not a safety issue alone in the battlefield equation. The theft of mineral resources must be created by the invading government paid off by the corporations in charge of the bigger picture battlefield operations. Unfortunately the leader of that picture is labeled an infidel and relies on his team and out dated protocols used to using the intelligence created by the covert operative for personal gains; so he cannot admit the covert operative exists and creates a quirk in the quantum energy battlefield operations end game.
So the operations move along with the objectives of the covert operative as opposed to the battlefield commanders. On one side the battlefield the commander would like to take out the covert operative especially if he keeps telling the battlefield commanders they are infidels. However this psychology motivation is required to a certain point by the covert operative in order to maintain his battlefield position supplying intelligence seamlessly to terrorist organizations and also drive home the solutions affiliated to the battlefield failures created in the environment.
The covert operative must also be intelligent enough to explain his situation to the top brass so he is not the target of the synergy developed within the quantum energy created when the battlefield operations to create war to be used as a tool to steal the mineral resources of a region fails.
Perhaps it is the created infidel behavior patterns associated to the C.I.A. knock program running out of finacial balance with the covert operative. When you create a covert operative that has the genetic code of a Special Forces candidate that never entered the military; combined with drive and an addictive over achiever personality they usually do not fit the mold for the typical C.I.A. knock covert operative; so they keep working on the battlefield shaping the environment. This is what happens when a golden goose is placed in the hands of his controllers. They do very well and in fact so well the formula shapes the battlefield outcomes created by military operations overseas.
This quantum energy star wars program power base of energy created by the covert operative is new to the environment and yet old. It is new because it has a higher standard of ethics and morals supplying free intelligence verses paid intelligence and only gains momentum after several years of successful operations. The covert program is a soft relationship influence program that does not take ownership of the resources and is invisible to the naked eye; yet the operations written by the covert operative are overflowing in old school democracy morals and ethics so his ability to create and shape battlefield victory in the environment, that shapes most of the battlefield outcome is inevitable.
This issue is further complicated if the covert operative is not residing in; or a citizen of the commanding military force operations. This is the advantage of the government if the operations are transparent and legal; that the covert operative resides within, and may also enhance good feeling relations that shape trade relations with that country and the countries he covertly supports. This relationship covertly empowers the existing government that also provides security for the covert operative.
In reality the pay grade created for the covert operative is out of balance with existing people working in his field of expertise; and this is a challenge for the top military brass because they are supported by people beneath them cashing out on the intelligence to increase promotion or pay grade in their operations. So the covert operative pays off more people in the energy equation than the people or groups that actually pay him off. What was deemed a patsy may be a Trojan Horse operation created by the covert operative? When this issue is placed on the battlefield it needs to be accounted for and dealt with safely and ethically or the failure creates a void in the outcome of battlefield operations. The finacial energy in the equation is out of balance and shaped by the peon covert operative. So for every dollar not paid to covert operative by the invading top brass military the cost in the equations is easily ten million to one. For countries like the USA my golden goose program is pirated by the people in their government making the government appear as an infidel government structure on the battlefield.
This is a quantum energy science energy synergy situation may need adjustment if future battlefield operations using terrorism for invasion are to be even more successful. The objective is to have honest intelligence that identifies a variety of issues that naturally grow as the covert invasion formula is released in different parts of the world. Remember it is not the covert operative that has not padded the environment to insure his safety in the environment; so this is a variable in the battlefield equation that when identified properly can be repaired or left operation in the existing way; however now the covert operative is not the target.
Failure to achieve the right military battlefield quantum energy equation leaves your government and those supporting your operations in a criminal behavior limelight.
Thank you reading this article written on the theory of war focusing on self-preservation of existing resources.
The Theory Of War…The Beauty Behind Fighting An Infidel Posted Aljazeera Jan. 23 2013
Most commanders that are infidels have no morals or integrity and tarnished honor from the interactions with infidel politicians.
So when an infidel commander creates a battlefield operation the ethics and morals are tarnished by political combined with corporate agenda patterns designed to steal a countries mineral resources.
Invasion of that country created through genocide of the people is a human rights war crime however stealing the mineral resources from the people in that land and enslaving that population deemed to live with less lifestyle opportunities is deemed acceptable. This is the case even when mass genocide of a population is created through smearing the dysfunctional approach to democracy in that region under the cover of created terrorism in that region.
Fortunately there are people with more integrity and honor on the battlefield that watch out for the soldier or the civilian or the freedom fighter under attack for corporate profit.
Please remember existing politicians are to infidel to create manufacturing jobs or enhance tourism to stimulate employment in the Western world. This does not mean these politicians are dumb in fact it is the opposite. They can fill their pockets in the employment vacuum and shift employment to the energy sector or health care sector in order to make up for the short fall of country taxation and employment issues stimulated by their infidel leadership.
This is what happens when corporations are responsible for employment creation verses the politician and the corporations grow too powerful for the weak politician to manipulate and fight in order to protect the voice and lifestyle of the civilian, soldier or freedom fighter.
So on the cyber war battlefield the objective is to let the infidel do their petty crimes committing murder and then bring the operations into the lime light through a paper trail transparent program for the world to see.
The advantage to having the so called terrorism freedom fighter operations stand down peacefully in this type of battlefield operation is the longer the infidel commander and politician are left in power the more they are encouraged to kill their own people and soldiers through covert friendly fire operations similar to 911 or the operations outlined in the previous post operations.
If they do not attack their own people the corporations turn up the heat on the politician to do more blatant covert crimes affiliated to sanctions or crafted unfair foreign policy moves that leave soldiers stationed in a region they have no business being inside.
Fortunately the longer the freedom fighter avoids this war conflict the further the infidel politician or corporation has to go on the battlefield and go to war against their people.
In the battlefield you cannot charge a politician or commander for killing freedom fighters even if they created the battle, however you can prevent the operations from gaining momentum and charge that politician for the orchestration of creating friendly fire operations that kill their people or soldiers on the battlefield.
So patience with honor and integrity becomes the weapon most feared by the infidel politician or commander placed in charge of creating mass genocide for corporate profit gains.
Seeing the politician charged in the Supreme Court is a fallacy because it is the Supreme Court that was fooled into passing the law to allow corporations to be treated as a civilian; that naturally opened the door to this type of covert corporate fraud through six pack democracy funding programs. This way the politician can fill their pockets in campaign funding programs brainwashing the population through media verses employment creation programs that empower the "civilian" verses the "corporation. So how does the Supreme Court bring to trial cases of fraud or corruption created by big banks in England laundering Mexican Cartel money when they have dirty hands orchestrating the changes in policy corrupting our amendments civil liberties and democracy affiliated to the corporate fraud? Perhaps why the corporate people are not placed behind bars and a finacial payoff is made to the government in order for the corporate criminals to remain free on the street. God help the little man on the street if he or she is caught laundering money for Mexican drug cartels.
Infidel Leadership
What a mess and yes the objective is to pay off so many people and do crime so complicated most people do not understand the operations and yet as civilians we learn to live with less and less as these infidels lead of our nation and the commanders are forced into acting criminally in the battlefield.
This is the beauty of an infidel explored with a fact base documented paper trail displayed on this website.
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Charlie shakes his head after he reads the email he received and he can see this is important information covertly passed through Aljazeera and then onto the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, and at the same time the information is another example of a covert intelligence education article posted online for the terrorism organizations, international spy agencies and military to study. It is like this guy is constantly grooming people to fit into a battlefield operation he designed and not revealed. The people he is communicating with are some of the most dangerous people on the planet that have killed thousands of people internationally; so if he makes a mistake he is gambling with his life. I remember what the instructors taught me about hiding my identity; in my first year in the agency; you may retire one day however the organization or government agency of military you work with will never retire and if make it onto a hit list from any one of these vicious organizations you will spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder wondering if your life will end that day.
Charlie submitted his report online to the central server and checked his watch; time to take a cab to the bank and then home and wait for Phil. Charlie smiles when he thinks about getting another beautiful black BMW. He feels like he has an empty soul without his beautiful automobile dick extension.
On the other side of town Phil is in his new corvette pulled over on the side of the highway spending time with one of his street informants named Catia. She is a sexy curvy woman about twenty four years old. She had a child at sixteen and developed a crack cocaine addiction at nineteen. Now she works the street as a hooker to feed her child and her chemical drug addiction. Her girlfriend baby sits the child for her when she goes to work on the street and in return she baby keeps an eye on her girlfriend’s sixteen year old daughter when she goes to work.
Phil is gathering research on any new power players managing new people on the street. Phil asks Catia who is new and any word on any potential terrorist activities. Catia smiles; shrugged her shoulders and leans over and unzips Phil’s fly. Phil knows this will cost him some money and cannot say no when Catia quickly places his cock in her warm wet mouth.
Catia pulls off her underwear while she sucks and tosses the underwear onto the floor of the car. Immediately the car fills with the aroma of hot wet pussy. Phil reaches around to caress Catia between the legs. His facial expression caught in the rear view mirror tells it all. She smells like she has working in the hot sun most of the day. Phil immediately can tell he is not her first trick of the day; so Phil pulls his hand back while Catia continues to suck and suck. Finally Phil explodes in her mouth and at the same time his cell phone rings.
On the other side of town it is five o’clock and Charlie is waiting for Phil in front of his condominium. Ten minutes pass and Charlie is impatient, so he calls Phil on his cell phone. Hey buddy where are you? I am just around the corner south of Bradenton on highway 41 finishing some business; I will be there in five minutes.
Phil flips Catia a fifty dollar bill and tells her she needs to get out of the car because he is late for an important meeting. Immediately Catia opens the door and walks away. In the rear view mirror Phil watches Catia wave good bye to him.
Sure enough five minutes pass and Phil comes around the corner fast with his tires squeal. Charlie loves Phil’s new red corvette. And when he entered the car he could smell sex in the air. Charlie exclaims; Pussy you smell like pussy.
Phil smiled at Charlie and told him she is my snitch girl on highway 41.
You mean that crack head whore right.
Hey she has to feed her child and habit and I help her when I can and she lets me know if things change on the street.
Charlie shakes his head and they are gone in a flash on their way to the Skyway bridge and then on to Tampa. I see your point on staying with woman you know. At least they do not steal everything you own and leave you tied in the hot sun.
Phil tries to keep a straight face and be empathetic with Charlie but has a hard time hiding his smile and then he bursts out laughing.
Charlie can still smell pussy so he reaches under the seat and sure enough he finds a pair of soiled ladies underwear. Phil cannot stop laughing at his ivy league friend.
Charlie tells Phil he is disgusting and wants to throw the smelly underwear out the window; Phil laughs even harder. Charlie is getting pissed off and throws the underwear out the window. Phil is laughing even harder and starts slowing the car down; Charlie looks at him with scorn on his face; why are you slowing down? Phil laughs even harder and tells Charlie we are being pulled over by the police; most likely for littering.
Charlie is holding his head with his hands and yells “what the fuck else can happen to me”?
After Phil pulls the corvette to the shoulder of the road; he is watching to see if he recognizes the police officer walking up to the car.
The office asks Phil; why are you littering on the highway; Phil starts laughing and says you need to talk to my partner that has the underwear issue; not me.
Charlie is turning red when he tells the lady police officer they are undercover police working with the Spy Land Agency. The police officer asks Charlie; can I see your badge?
Phil knows Charlie is in deep shit yet he is laughing because he knows Charlie is going to be placed in the back of her police cruiser for impersonation of a police officer if he does not help his partner. Finally Phil tells the police officer Charlie really is a police officer and shows the police woman his badge.
The officer smiles and tells Charlie she is interested in working undercover in the Spy Land agency.
The police officer is a beautiful blonde and Charlie cannot help himself so he tells the blonde he would like to meet her sometime for a drink next week and discuss the opportunities available at the Spy Land offices. The sexy blonde is attracted to Charlie and their chemistry is evident to Phil when they exchange cell phone numbers and set a time next Wednesday to meet at the five ‘o club across the street from Sarasota Memorial Hospital. When they finish the police officer tells Charlie we will discuss more underwear issues next time we meet.
Phil turns on the radio as he watches the police officer sexy ass in his side mirror as she walks back to the police cruiser and immediately tells Charlie he would like to tap that ass.
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Charlie is trying to hide his hard on in his pants with his hand on his lap; as he tries to act professional again and tells Phil she may be a great candidate for undercover work.
Ten minutes later Charlie can smell weed in the car and when he looks over to Phil he has sparked a joint. Charlie just shakes his head and tells Phil what’s up with that? Phil laughs and tells Charlie I always get high before I drive over the Skyway Bridge. Beside you need to relax and have some fun buddy; here have a hit and lets party; were going to get your new sports car and drinks in Ebor City. Charlie thinks for a minute and then Phil holds the joint in front of Charlie’s face. Charlie smiles and tells Phil just one puff. I have not smoked anything since I was under cover in vice.
Charlie feels the marijuana hit his system and tells Phil your right that is exactly what I need to unwind right now. This is hood weed…Phil smiles and told Charlie you still know your weed. Saint Petersburg right; you know it pal Martin Luther King Drive just past tenth street.
I remember; is the little black thin guy with the fucked up arms still dealing in front of the store? Feel is his street name right. What a memory partner.
Ya he is still peddling dime bags and giving me free weed when I drop by. We can leave the street behind but we can never take the street out of the blood flowing through our veins.
These guys are the best eyes and ears on the street when it comes to anti-terrorism. Someone shows up strange in the hood they stand out to these guys. They know exactly who is on the street and who is not. Their violence is affiliated to drugs and pimping whores and not connected to politics or foreign policy or religion; and like I tell the street dealers and pimps if you do not want my heat on the street; tell me when the new players enter the street and the game changes to recruiting potential terrorists for terrorism attacks.
Charlie looks at Phil and says been a long time since I thought of myself as a street dog. The weed brings back memories of when we controlled police intelligence on big parts of the hood.
Charlie starts laughing and he looks at Phil; remember when I told you about the first time I took my Ivy League girlfriend to the opera in Tampa and I drove through the hood in Saint Pete up Martin King; and every second black street dealer or pimp waved at me when I drove by. My girlfriend was freaking out to begin with by just driving into the hood let alone being popular.
Both men started laughing and Charlie told Phil; give me another hit of weed.
The house with the BMW was easy to find and when Charlie saw the car he was over joyed. It was identical to his black BMW. Even the interior had the same black leather seats. The beamer looked like the stereo was upgraded and the car had USB and Bluetooth cell phone connection jacks.
The only difference was this BMW had an automatic moon roof that opened and that sold Charlie on the ride. When Charlie and Phil looked at the car a beautiful dark skinned woman with a big smile and long strait brunette colored hair came out of the house. Immediately she caught Phil’s eye. Phil smiled and Charlie could see Phil was very interested in the woman selling the BMW. Phil thought he recognized the woman; he thought he might have busted this woman when he worked the streets in Saint Petersburg five years ago; is she the one; was she one of the drug kingpins in the old hood.
Charlie interrupted the two people locking eyes and asked her if this is her car; she told Charlie it was her husband’s car. When Charlie looked into the garage he could see the back end of new Mercedes 550 SL and new BMW. The woman told Charlie her husband bought a brand new BMW and they were not going to get enough for this one on trade so they are selling it privately.
Charlie asks the lady for her keys so they can take a test drive; the beautiful woman tells Charlie give me a minute and goes back into the house. When the lady opened the door a pretty long haired well groomed blonde cocker spaniel came through the open door into the yard. Charlie keeps looking through the windows and he is completely mesmerized with the new BMW. Charlie can feel the dog by his leg and ignores the dog. Suddenly the dog starts humping Charlie’s leg. Immediately Charlie tries to flick his leg and knock the dog off his leg. As Charlie flicked his leg the dog flew back into a steel pole and hit its head.
Phil is laughing and cannot believe what he just saw; and neither can the lady. She screams stop it; and yells; why are you kicking my dog? Charlie tries to explain to the lady the dog was humping his leg when her husband comes out of the house and notices the dog is not moving. Immediately he runs over to dog and picks the beautiful dog up in his arms. Suddenly urine is coming out of the dog all over the man’s shirt.
The lady screams you killed my dog. You kicked my dog and killed my dog. Both the husband and wife hold the dog between them and start to sob. He is our baby and you murdered our dog.
Phil and Charlie both look at each other lost for words because Charlie did not mean to kill the dog. Suddenly the woman says I am going to call the police and we’ll see what they say. Charlie is white as a ghost because the last thing he needs is a police report that explains he is purchasing a replacement BMW for the one he lost in his last sexual escapade. Charlie tries to apologize for the accident however the woman is hysterical and the husband is crying.
Phil knows this is a mess; so he calmly asks the man how much is the dog worth. Can we please buy you another dog and avoid the police. After all; the whole thing was an accident? The man looks at Phil and tells him he needs to talk to his wife privately. The man yells; wait honey before you call the police let me talk to you; and then the man carries his dead dog into the house through the open door.
Charlie looks a Phil and lifts his arms up beside his body and shrugs his shoulders and says thanks; I am not sure what to do.
Five minutes later the man and woman come back outside into the yard and the woman tells Charlie; if you want to avoid the police call you need to pay me $2200.00 for the dog because it is their pure bred show dog; and $17,000.00 for the BMW.
Charlie looked at Phil and Phil shrugged his shoulders; and looked at Charlie. Charlie felt cornered because these people could sue him for killing the dog if the police charged him with animal abuse. OK I will pay you what you ask. I have a certified check for seventeen thousand in my pocket and my partner can write you a check for the $2200.00 to pay for the dog. I do not have my check book with me and the bank is closed at this time of day, and my ATM will not give me $2200.00.
The people were satisfied however they still felt very sad. They sold the BMW to a man that killed their dog. The mood in the transaction was filled with sadness as Phil and Charlie exchanged checks with the people.
Phil looked at Charlie and asked Charlie if he still wanted to go to Ebor City for a drink but at this time Charlie told Phil I just want to go home. I will just follow you back to Sarasota and maybe when I get home we can go for beer at the Quay. Phil understood Charlie felt bad because deep down inside Charlie loved animals.
Phil went to his car and reached into his glove box and grabbed a joint. He passed it to Charlie and told Charlie smoke it on the way home and you will feel better. Charlie accepted the joint and the two men climbed into their cars, waved good bye to the man and woman and started to drive back home toward Sarasota. At the end of the block Charlie started beeping his horn and Phil noticed Charlie had pulled over to the side of the road. Phil turned his car around and drove back to Charlie.
What is the problem Charlie? Phil my luck sucks; in fact the only luck I have is bad luck; so before I am charged for driving a vehicle with no license or registration I want to tow the car to my condominium in Sarasota.
Call me crazy but at this point in time in my life I cannot take a chance on getting busted transporting the car without plates or insurance. Phil smiled when he looks at Charlie; then he said great idea pal, your right you have had a string of bad luck. Jump into my car and we will call a tow truck right now. Charlie thanked Phil and told Phil I thought about this at the ladies house but I just wanted to get out of that situation.
Three hours later the boys were at Charlie’s condominium watching his car get unloaded off the tow truck flat bed.
