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As always in the summer, we played in the yard with my friend Petka. But it was a strange day. By the time we were eighteen, the whole world didn’t feel fabulous anymore, we wanted more adult adventures.

Viktor today is a big day, we will go to another world-said Petka with a serious face.

«I’m not going to peek in the bathhouse. My jaw hasn’t healed since last time. Aunt Masha still shakes her fist when I walk near her house.

«No, ugly, we’re going to another world.

With these words, our big adventure began.

Chapter 1 Magic and us.

Why everything went dark. Petka dragged me to the attic. He told me to stand in a circle with strange symbols on the floor and close my eyes. The world swirled around me, and I felt like I’d fallen down a well. It was cold, probably minus ten degrees, but then it suddenly warmed up. The bright light blinded me, but when I could see where I was, I was shocked. This isn’t the attic of my five-story house, it’s a well-lit room with ancient medieval furniture. And most importantly, in the center of the room, a beautiful eighteen-year-old girl in a black maid apron was kneeling. Beautiful shoulder-length blonde hair and slightly slanted almond-shaped eyes spoke of the girl’s Oriental origin. Around her neck was a black collar decorated with sapphires.

«Sir, you have arrived. And with you is your friend Victor. A friend of the master’s has heard a lot about you.

«He is also your master. From this day forward, serve him as you serve me. Petka said with an imperious air, though then he winked at me with a smile.

– The command is accepted. I will continue to perform my duties. Food on the table clothes in the wardrobe. They have already delivered their rings and amulets in a chest for your arrival.

After saying that, the beautiful maidservant left the room. But for a second, I saw the disdain in his eyes for my friend. The pleasant smell of her perfume filled the room, so I couldn’t help but inhale

«Who’s that?» I could only say.

– First sit down at the table and let’s eat, not for nothing did she cook so much, waiting for you, probably. Grinning, he sat down at the table and started eating with me. There were hot sausages, potato pie, and dumplings on the table. «This is my friend the golem doll maid of Virgil. A blonde with a beautiful figure, but with her you will not get muddied. This doll is not alive, but it can also cause a program defect if you molest it. Then he began to rub his cheek. It is clear that he received his warning or «even a red card». «Nothing so bad will happen if we find a new doll in the store, but I like her and she performs her duties well. Try not to make her angry, otherwise you will get not only in the face, but also in the treasure. We are in the world of magic my friend and we are waiting for a great adventure. I came to this world two months ago when I found magic chalk and his diary in the dacha of my late grandfather Anatoly Viktorovich Kurochkin. It said that you need to draw a circle in a quiet place and so you can get into the magical world. My grandfather wrote that he had been here many times and done great things. I wanted to come here, too. When I got here, this house was destroyed, then I bought it back and arranged it.

On the street, a guard in armor and a rapier caught me and took me to the head of the heroes guild. He had clear instructions on this matter. I was driven around the city in a carriage, hiding my outfit and school uniform from the townspeople. The guild quickly explained to me what’s what, the head of the guild is from our world himself, he is Vietnamese, has a bald head and a beard for one hundred and forty years, and his name is Mr. Chao. Then I was given a traveler’s card, which replaces the passport that everyone has here, except for slaves. A form was issued in which I was able to indicate which parameters could be disclosed and which could not, my one hundred and twentieth level was great even by the standards of this world. Chao is only a hundred and tenth level, and here he is considered almost a demigod, according to him. In the guild, I chose the name Peter lightning, because I am sharp on the word and can shoot lightning out of my hands. I have about three thousand gold coins in my account. They will last me for a long time, because I bought this house for three hundred gold pieces. It’s a price to pay for silence, where we’re from, so don’t talk about it, got it (I nodded).

Our state is called the Empire of Grand Floria (probably because there are many forests), the capital where we are located is the city of Landgrave, and the continent is Sotna. This practice of paying aliens from another world for silence began about a hundred years ago. When my grandfather made a fool of himself, told everyone about our world, sowed panic and internecine strife. So I inherited the money, so to speak. I was given a few simple tasks in the guild, so that I would become a gold rank by replenishing my piggy bank to five thousand gold coins. One gold piece is a hundred silver pieces, and one silver piece is a hundred copper pieces. There are not many ranks here: the lowest is iron, then comes steel, bronze, silver, gold, followed by the very rare orichalcum and platinum. Gold is considered very prestigious and with it you get a sixty percent discount in restaurants and taverns, shops and brothels. There are three platinum and orichalcum heroes in the world. Even then, they are really demigods of the one hundred and fifteenth level. One of them is an elf, yes, they are also here, the other two are a human mage and a vampire. So after we eat, we’ll go register you in the guild, you can’t go without documents, I can’t wait to find out your rank and specialization, my. He lifted his head proudly. «Saviour of Worlds.» After that, we’ll buy you a sword and a magic staff. And, of course, you need to change your clothes.

I had a lot of questions, but I was shocked and didn’t ask them. After finishing my dumplings, I went to the next room to change, my robe and hat lying on the bed. I don’t want a strange uncle with a rapier to take me in a carriage, you never know what he can do. My friend was in the next room and when I heard a knock on the door, I thought it was him who said «come in», but the maid came and started helping me to change my clothes. I was confused and very happy. She is a very beautiful and sweet girl, and how nice she smelled. In my world, she could easily be a magazine model with her height of one hundred and eighty centimeters. I noticed that she was smiling when she looked at me, even though she was looking at my friend with a cold gaze. She sniffed at me several times and rolled her eyes, even foaming at the mouth, which she immediately wiped away with a handkerchief. I thought I could use some soap and shampoo.

Once we were dressed, we prepared to leave. A friend looked at my outfit and said that everything was fine, and he also didn’t like that I was dressed by a maid, and not by him. As we were leaving, Virgil said, "Mr. Victor of good luck, let your nickname be the conqueror of heights.» I immediately realized that we were already in a completely different world. Horse carts carried straw, men with swords on their belts, hooded mages with magic staffs. This is definitely not my small provincial town I used to live in. I also noticed many magical races, such as ogres and elves, draconians and mermaids, orcs, dwarves, small flying fairies, demons and beastmen of various kinds. The streets were clean, my friend said that the magic of purification works here and the slime eats dirt and garbage. It was bright everywhere, although the sun was already setting due to the special ore that glows at night in lanterns all over the city.

The guild was a large three-story mountain stone building with a large «Heroes Guild» sign with a unicorn crest. The interior of the building reminded me of the old inns in my city, except for a wall with task signs and a reception desk. At the guild, we were met by a very cheerful elf named Emma with blue hair, a green sundress, and a small blue beanie. When she recognized Petka, she gave us kvass to drink, asked a lot about his adventures, and even kissed us on the cheek when she received a sign with a completed task. True to her business. When she found out that I also needed a card, she went with us to Mr. Chao on the third floor. After knocking on the black wooden door, we went in to him (for aliens from another world, there is actually a reverent attitude). A thin figure stood by the window, dressed in a blue robe, a staff held in an almost withered hand.

«Young people, sit down and make yourself at home. Emma thank you for your hard work you can go now. She smiled at us and left, and we sat down on the spacious sofa. «Peter the Lightning, as you promised, has brought a friend, Victor, I believe.» After I nodded, he continued. – The three of us are guests in this world. We have a few rules that you just need to remember and we will have no problems with you. The first is not to tell anyone about our world except for the same aliens as us, except for the wife. The second is not to tell or share the knowledge and technologies of our world, they’ll figure out how to live here without us. It is not for us to interfere with their natural history. Thirdly, do not kill civilians and aliens like you and me, unless they themselves attacked you or challenged you to a duel, robbers and demons can also be killed in a war, if you want to participate in it. No more than eight wives and concubines per person. – He narrowed his eyes and for some reason looked not at me, but at Petya, although in theory the lecture is for me. «Leave the young ladies for others. With children under eighteen ni-ni. It doesn’t matter that in this world the age of majority is from fifteen, it doesn’t concern me, we observe the laws of our world. And then there was one before you, but we quickly turned him over to the police of our world, so look at me. The rules are clear – after I nodded, he continued. «Let’s see your rank youngster, put your finger on this plate. – I obeyed – So very interesting is your level one hundred and thirty-five, the highest I’ve seen people have here. And the specialization monster slayer means you can tame all sorts of creatures, which is cool. What name should you write hero?

– Victor Conqueror of heights and hearts.

«Ha, ha, young man, you’ve made the old man laugh, so I’ll write as you ask. I also hope that Peter the Lightning told you about the three thousand gold coins in your guild account. This money is given by the country so that you tomboys do not take money on the street and do not break into the palace. We aliens with superpowers will not be able to stop, no one but ourselves. We have a kind of trade union here. We look out for each other. If there are already two of you, then maybe you can create your own clan. It has a number of advantages, you will be able to take gold-ranked tasks right away. Otherwise, you are only an iron rank Victor. I would also not be surprised that such active guys will soon be joined by ladies. The guild leader gave a strange smile and wink. – Also, in hotels and brothels, you will not have to pay the full price for your low rank. The rank is shared between all who are in it. What do you think, Mr. Peter?

«Good idea guild master Mr. Chao. We’ll call our clan the Fire Lions

– It’s a nice name, so we’ll write it down. That’s it, my lads. But if you have any questions or concerns, please come. Just a chat, though. It can be very boring to be alone here.

We took a few simple tasks to collect resources, and went to buy me equipment. After wandering around for about five minutes, we wandered into a shopping street. Bright lights called to us from all directions. Although it was getting dark, the city wasn’t going to sleep. The streets were crowded. I liked the sign of one shop very much, it read «The most unusual swords and staffs from Uncle Snake». My friend and I went inside. The atmosphere immediately said it was an expensive place. Various swords and swords, rapiers and blades hung on the walls, as well as magic staffs were needed.

– Good afternoon, dear guests, Uncle Snake welcomes you. – Said a good-natured snake man of about forty, such here are called lamias. The simple-minded face of an experienced merchant immediately encouraged conversation. The only thing that made him different from a human was that he was a snake below the belly, and the snake’s tongue protruded from his mouth. The conversation was also a bit snaky.

«Good afternoon, Uncle Snake. We need two swords and two staffs.

– Ah, it’s you, Mr. Peter lightning, I remember reading about you in the newspaper «News of the Empire» in the section young talents. You are a gold-ranked hero, so only the best is for you to follow me. He led us to a small utility room and pointed out two small swords with crystals inside the hilt, one red and one green – I bought them a month ago in confidence from the guy in the hood who he is. They are from the Green Dungeon, found them on the thirtieth floor of an undead Lich of the fiftieth level of the level, killed many heroes. But fell at the hands of Fiona (19 years old, level 52), a beautiful elf, sorceress and princess of Orestes. I didn’t know who to sell them to, because they were too valuable and powerful. Red can cut through everything in the world, and green turns everything into water if you pour manna into it. I’ll give it to you for five hundred gold and three hundred silver coins, this is at a discount of sixty percent, everything is official. Well, it’s a deal.

My friend began to argue about the price with the merchant, and I was drawn to see what else was in the room. An unknown force pulled me to open the cabinet, I did so and found two staffs there, they were very dirty and old, but it was clear that they contained the power that I needed. Oddly enough, they also had red and green stones at the base of the football-sized staff. There were two small books in the same cabinet.

«We’ll take the swords for four hundred, along with these staffs and books, of course. I said, turning to my friend and the merchant.

«You can’t be fooled, young master, these are the same lich’s staffs, but how did you find them?» I wanted to sell them to Archmage Leveofan tomorrow. And the books, I don’t remember where they came from, but I’ll sell them too. Fate itself has brought you to me. I do not know their properties.

«A friend of mine has gone overboard with three hundred gold and fifty copper coins and bail for everything.– Said Petka, smiling at the salesman

«Okay, take it before I change my mind.»

We put our hero card on the sign for customers and saw the decrease in the amount from my account, then we left the store.

– How cool it is that you don’t need to take money with you, almost like a plastic card at home. I’ll take the green sword and staff, and you’ll take the red one.

Having agreed on this, we went home and I ate cabbage pies and went to bed. I lay there thinking about what my friend had said on the way home. In this world, time passes differently, but here it is no more than a minute in my world. I can’t die here either. I am almost immortal in this world. There was a knock at the door, and I said come in, and there was Virgil, not in her maid’s clothes, but in a light shift. She smiled at me and ducked under the covers.

«As soon as I saw you, I knew that I loved you, because you are very much like my creator Vige. You smell like him. And she began to kiss me so softly. At that moment, I distinctly heard the «TC lucky him again» that my friend said in his room.

I had a dream in which I was surrounded by flames and in the distance there was a horde of vile creatures with pig faces led by a demon monster of gigantic size. The monster said to me, "Only you stand in my way to conquer the world, you can’t live.»

When I woke up, the maid wasn’t in bed, and I thought I must have been dreaming, but she came in with a tray of cake and milk. She placed the tray on my lap and kissed me, and I realized that last night was real. Although this is not my first time, but it was definitely the most pleasant one. The maid moved away and said.

«Yesterday was great, now I am only your concubine, you can find many wives, but I will only be loyal to you alone. Petka tried to approach me, his words, but I didn’t like him, I was just waiting for you.

«How can I have so many wives?»

«A hero like you can have dozens of wives and hundreds of concubines. I’m glad I was the first in this world, and I wish I was the first in your life. Although I am called the golem doll, I can bear children with you, my lord. I hope that we will soon have a large family with many wives and children, I will become the head of the harem and commit to maintaining order and discipline in it, the schedule of intimacy with you will be on me, do not worry. We had five dolls that the master created many years ago. At first we worked for our master Vige, but then he disappeared and we were separated by the world. You must take an oath that you will marry them if they ask you to. I’m the controlling puppet, and I can’t let them suffer alone.

«I swear – Five wives is going to be fun.»

«I worked at the palace for many years, but once I dropped a valuable vase when Queen Martha tried to paw me. Then, as you know me, your friend bought it.

I no longer understood anything, so I did not object and agreed to everything.

After dressing and washing my face, I went to my friend, who greeted me with a smile and white envy.

«I understand that you and Virgil are a couple now, and I’m sorry I liked her at the Master Gerard doll shop, so I bought her, but I’m happy for you.» Today is our big day, we’ll go tame the wyverns. And most importantly, female wyverns. As I found out, if they are tamed and properly cast the evolution spell, they can level up to human-like forms. And that means I’ll have a lady, too! Wear rings and amulets, you can’t do without them.«My friend gave me five rings and an amulet around my neck. – These are summoner’s rings with which you can talk to a wyvern or any other tethered creature, a ring of submission you understand why, a ring of power to hold it, a ring of power the wyvern will respect you and a ring of endurance will come in handy.

Also, the amulet from the evil eye and curses of wyverns with the evil eye and from envious people will help. They will develop into beauties, as the book says. My set of rings is the same, so don’t think I’m leaving you out.

We’re Friends. We have big plans for this world. It was very boring to be alone here. But now great adventures await us.

Chapter 2 Wyvern girls also like sweets.

«So you’re going to get a new girl for the master?» The maid asked as we were about to leave.

«For both of us, to be exact! Petka said menacingly

«That’s what I wanted to talk to you about. You, Mr. Peter, must release me from the role of a servant, I am wearing a collar that forbids me to disobey the master, but now my status in this house has changed I am Viktor’s concubine, and whatever it becomes official, release me from slavery.

«You ask a lot, slave. I have paid dearly for you, almost a thousand gold pieces, but I am not an enemy to my friend, swear that you will be loyal to him.

«I swear.»

«By the authority given to me as your master, I release you; you are no longer my slave.

A strange glow enveloped Virgil, and it was clear that the seal was broken and the collar was dissolved.

«I’m free now, I’m not a slave anymore.» – I’m very glad. We need to make it official. She knelt beside me, folding her arms across her chest and closing her eyes. «Oh Mr. Victor Conqueror of heights and hearts, will you take me as your concubine for life?»

«Why not your wife?» I asked automatically

«I’m a golem after all, and I can’t be an official wife, but I can easily be a concubine. My children will also be able to bear your name with pride.

«Well, then, I’ll take it. – What have I got to lose, I won’t drag her into my own world, and I’ll be more comfortable here, knowing that Vergil will always support me.» Before I could say those words, my hero card vibrated and Emma’s voice from the Hero Guild said, "Vergil is officially Victor’s first concubine. Keep it up young man. Mr. Chao is happy for you.» And then I clearly saw Mr. Chao laughing, even though it was only an illusion.

«I’m so happy. Today I’ll go to the mayor’s office for my citizen’s card. Peter: I forgive you for all your attempted tackles. We’re a big family now. Victor’s account is partly mine now, so make more money, hubby, and I’ll make your life a paradise. I’ll buy dresses and cosmetics, beautiful underwear. She smiled and kissed me on the cheek. Tonight will be a fun night.

We came out of our new house, and I was immediately stunned, we were waiting for a carriage, which was decorated like a royal, from a cartoon that I saw.

«I ordered this, we gold-ranked heroes didn’t need to ride horses like mere mortals. We also have a lot to talk about, and there may be «ears"in the house.

The coachman was a short dwarf who controlled the horses with his mind. The interior of the carriage was rich, upholstered in red velvet, and had soft seats.

«We’re only a few hours away, and it’s about time I told you about this world, no matter how much trouble you’re in.» Let’s start by looking at the world map. This is the continent of Sotna, though it looks like Australia, I also noticed. We are now in the Grand Floria Empire, it is on the right and occupies 1/9 of the land, next to it the islands are pirate lands, although they belong to the empire on paper, but in fact they are independent, then the island of Lamia, and nazavaetsya, with the capital Lamkia. As you might have guessed, only lamias live there and don’t let anyone in. To the left of the empire is the country of Elden, where all the races in the world live, ruled by the vampire king Nephro. Below Elden is the country of Poken, where all races live, but there are many dwarves, Next to them is the country of mercenaries, they serve everyone who pays, forms of government clans choose a leader for life, in order to become a new leader, you need to kill the old one.

Beyond the mercenary country, dwarves live in the Great Mountain, a network of fortress cities, mostly dwarves live, and other races are allowed in with caution and reluctance. Further to the left and to the ocean Blue live the elves, the country of Orestes. Above the land of the elves is the most powerful human country, the Empire of Light, ruled by the holy Queen Bishop Gloria. The country is very pious, polygamy is forbidden and only people have rights, all other nations are slaves or deprived of rights, the exception is the race of angels. The entire upper part of the map to the great ocean of Red is occupied by the country of demons, only demons live there, no one else is allowed. They are engaged in a continuous war with the land of light, but there is no winner in it. There are many small states and independent cities in the center of the mainland. Wallachia, Ogria, Golden Horseshoe, Paradise, Krolikgrad, etc. On the left is a large island where mermaids live, the country of Scales. Rich and fertile land, welcome everyone cordially, but do not allow other races to live permanently. I also want to mention the state Academy of Magic of Rua. This is a neutral country, where they only teach magic. All states, even demons, pay for the maintenance of the country, for the education of their citizens. So, without exaggeration, it can be called the richest country in the world. It is ruled by Grand Master Luten Turin. There are four oceans-red, blue, white and black. My friend is now three hundred and sixty-eight years old from the last major demon war. The time of relative peace, Their entire history is a time of peace or war with any enemy. Before that, there was a hundred and forty-three years of war with the dragons, before that with the orcs, etc. I hope, my friend, that you have become more aware of the world we live in. Keep the map.

Before he could finish, we were on our way. A large mountain range lay before me.

«This is the dwarf country of the Great Mountains, where the wyverns we seek live.

We dismissed the driver and set off on foot. A loud shout could be heard from afar

«It’s the wyverns calling. Chur, my most beautiful. My friend said with a wink.

The journey took about ten minutes. We hid in the bushes and watched the wyverns. A pack of twenty adults and five small wyverns were hunting on the river, catching fish. I recognized the leader immediately, the strongest black male with two large horns, standing proudly on a raised platform with two small, hornless wyverns.

«No female horns,» explained a friend of mine who read about them in a book we bought from Uncle Snake.

«Then I’ll go out and conquer them, because that’s my specialty, and you can use the ring to catch a lady.»

After getting the go-ahead from my friend, I went full-length to the pack leader. As I thought, they did not fly away, but only parted in front of me, allowing me to approach him.

«I am Victor the Monster Slayer, and I have come for two female wyverns, if you give them up peacefully, otherwise I will spare you, but if you resist me, I will punish you.» I raised my ringed hands and made all the wyverns fall to the ground. But the leader didn’t even look in my direction, my ring didn’t work on him. «So you want a battle with me. If you lose, you will all be my slaves.

«Little man, if I win, you won’t live. I’ll eat you and your friend who hides in the bushes and uses his magic on my daughters. Let’s start the fight.

The wyvern aimed a huge, clawed paw at me, but I dodged it with a deft movement, drawing my sword. With his staff, he aimed a ball of fire at the wyvern’s eyes. But he didn’t even close his eyes, just growled, shaking the ground. Rage clouded his vision, and he lunged at me again, his teeth bared like a shark’s. But my level gave me advantages, no matter how much it hit me, I didn’t take damage, only the mantle was torn.

My enemy was completely enraged, and he decided to simply crush me with his mass. With a good bounce from the wyvern’s fall, I was able to cut off its leg with my sword, and it fell to the ground. Without a paw, the beast was losing a lot of blood, but it still struck one blow after another, the ground near me was covered with potholes and ditches, and I just laughed at the beast. When the leader fell, exhausted, I went over and put my foot on his face, showing that he had lost. Then I channeled mana for healing and healed the leader. When the beast was healed, I said:

«You are now a pack of wyverns, my slaves, and I will summon you when I need your help. We will take the two daughters of the former chief with us. To finally win you over, you will tell me your true name.

«You beat me in a fair fight, even though you had a clear advantage initially. My name is Geowald. Please don’t hurt my daughters, I love them with all my heart. I also swear that we will come at your first call and give our lives for you. Let your friend come out at last. We have already submitted to you. Your feat will be remembered by the entire Wyvern family today. There hasn’t been a battle like this in thousands of years. It was an honor to fight with you.

«Thank you for your words, it was also an honor to fight with you. Since I know your true name, and I like it, I call you Geowald of Victor. I chanted a quick evolution spell, then asked. «What are your daughters’ names?»

My friend came out of the bushes looking proud, I smiled at him, we won a great battle (although not a very fair one). The wyvern daughters huddled closer to their father, showing fear. For some reason, my friend scared them.

– Silver and Blondie are their first names they are eighteen years old and they are twins (this is very important). O Vladyka Victor. Don’t hurt them. If they die, I’ll die myself. My wife died in childbirth. And the proud wyvern began to cry, turning into an old man in a white coat. The whole tribe followed him and turned into people and started crying at the explosion. The wyvern daughters have silver and blonde hair, and they are very beautiful.

– Here are my words I will love and respect them as my family. I didn’t say that without lying, because I want to make at least one of them my concubine. (From the author, my hero entered the role a little and, sensing his strength from impunity, lost his head)

That’s how I became the master of the wyvern pack.

After returning to the city gate on top of the tame wyverns, I ordered them to take human form, and the four of us entered the city. The sight of two beautiful women dressed in gorgeous red dresses made many men in the city wish us a painful death. But seeing the gold medallions around our necks, they restrained their ardor, and only clenched their fists in impotence. We walked proudly, turned into an alley to take a shortcut to the house, but we were blocked by a group in hoods. Ten people. By the look of it, mercenaries do not disdain to rob or kill. In my own world, I would have been very scared, although I always carried a knife with me. But here’s a world where my level was akin to that of a divine, even my friend won’t be able to defeat me. If I want to, I can push him by the scruff of the neck into the portal and he’ll forget the way here, but I’m not going to do that.

– The guys took the wrong road, suckers Lane is next door. I said, puffing out my chest, well, I’m eighteen.

«Turn out the youngsters’ pockets if you want to get away alive, and the young ladies’. The leader with an eye patch and the musculature of a wrestler licked his lips. «Give them to us, we’ll use them, and then we’ll sell them.» You are upstarts who don’t even complete complex tasks. Just bought your rank from the guild master to show off to the girls. He’s rumored to give high ranks to all sorts of vagabonds.

After saying that, they all took out their short sabers as if on cue, feeling that they would soon defeat us.

«I am Peter the Lightning and Silver is my lady. He put his arm around her. «Anyone who insults her will die!»

It was like nothing I’d ever seen before, and ten people instantly became ash that fell to the pavement. There wasn’t even a claim.

«That’s why they’re attacking you, lord, you should have let one of them live, or their real leader won’t know how strong you are.» Silver said. She understood my friend’s power perfectly.

Just as unexpectedly for me, she began to kiss him passionately, maybe the adrenaline started playing, but I was very happy for him. I looked at Blondie, the cute girl was pressing her melons against my hand to let me know that she didn’t mind either. The adrenaline was working on her, too. Summoning all his determination, he kissed her. The difference with Virgil was palpable, the maid had a huge experience in this, and the Blondie had no experience at all, although for a wyvern this is normal. But she tried very hard to please me, which is a plus five with charisma. I stopped kissing her and gave her a chocolate bar from my world. She liked it so much that the wyvern would come and kiss and hug her as we walked down the street to the house.

The house, which at first seemed strange to me, in two days became more familiar than my own in my quiet provincial town. After all, I have a concubine waiting for me in it, and I lead another one by the hand, and only my parents are at home.

Virgil was sitting on the porch in a beautiful beige dress with a cut-out neckline, clearly waiting for me. The sadness on her face spoke of her love for me. When she saw us, she ran to the meeting without seeing anyone, literally pushing passers-by, and she is very strong. You need to remember this and not make her angry. And then actually saw off the treasure as my friend said. When she got there, she hugged me so tenderly and started kissing all over my face, while Blondie snorted as she began to realize that I would have to be shared.

Chapter 3 Wild night and wild nightmares.

The five of us stumbled into the house. After eating some delicious Virgil pies, we realized that nothing could be solved by talking, and went to our rooms. Although the Blonde didn’t like Virgil at first, but after learning that she was my official concubine, the wyvern quickly realized that it was necessary to be friends with the main female in the harem. Also, Vergilia almost forced me to release from slavery and take the wyvern as a second concubine, this time I was on my knees (Vergilia hit me twice in the face, wrung my hands), I was a little uncomfortable seeing two hot girls, but I couldn’t resist their charm. And so I had two concubines. The sound from the next room immediately set the right mood and my first time with Blondie was under the strict guidance of Virgil, but the second time was already a threesome. There was a lot going on tonight, power potions flowed freely, because even demigods don’t have unlimited stamina. I’ve never fallen asleep so sweetly in my life. With two ladies hugging each other.

Darkness once again surrounded me, hordes of pig-faced creatures filled the horizon, the demon also threatened to kill me, but the fear of it was gone. A moment later I was in an ashen room, and an ashen man with no face at all was standing in front of me.

«Who are you?»

«I’m a Dazhbog, the god of this world, and I have big plans for you.

«I refuse

«That’s so fast, because I didn’t even tell you what the plans were.»

«I refuse

«And if it helps you save this world, Virgil and Blondie won’t be able to live in your true world, maybe for their sake, you’ll listen to me?»

– You know what to push, tell me, I’ll think about it.

«This world is crumbling, and an army of pig-faced demons will devour it. The main demon is extremely strong.

«Then destroy it, you god.

– It’s not so simple, there is another god Perun behind this army, and the one who is a god cannot be destroyed by the power of another god, such is the trade union agreement. These creatures are aliens from another world, just like you. They are stronger than you, and their numbers are enormous. Only by pushing them back out of the portal will you be able to defeat them. To do this, you need to unite all the kingdoms and drive away the horde.

– How can I do this because the task is impossible.

«You have two years of time. I’ll give you hints from time to time, but whether you accept them or not is up to you.

– Tell me your hint already

– Don’t kill the slime and fly your Blondie north on the highway.

The world went dark, and I was thrown up into the white light, opening my eyes, I saw a naked Blondie, she was lying next to me, looking like a child more than 18 years old. Yesterday, she looked older in her gorgeous dress. She looked like an angel who came down from heaven on wings, although I knew she wasn’t, but she did have wings.

I turned my head and saw a naked Virgil, who was also sleeping, although she is a golem and she doesn’t need sleep, but apparently the status of a concubine gave new behaviors in her program. I realized that I love them, their little pushy ladies and will do everything to ensure that they live. As Dazhbog correctly said, in my world, I won’t be able to live comfortably with the two of them. Virgil will die immediately, because her soul crystal works on magic, and we don’t have it. Blondie will be sent to experiments, because she is a wyvern and also without magic will not be able to maintain a human form.

Time to get up. I dressed carefully and went to the kitchen where my friend was waiting for me, sitting at the table.

«Sit down and eat, buddy. It was quite a night last night. Petka was very pleased with himself.

«I have some bad news.»

«You like boys, yes, I knew it. Petka started joking, knowing it wasn’t true.

And I told him all about it, that in two years ' time there would be a war with the pig-faces and their demon chief. And about a god who wants to avoid it.

«We need to figure this out, the gods always behave strangely, that’s what my grandfather said. An army from another world, such a thing has never happened in the history of this world. I need to figure this out. Today I will go to the local library to read about these gods, ask around with the sages from the sages guild, and there is such a guild. Maybe I’ll go to the local witch oracle. I will also look into my world for my grandfather’s diaries. I suggest you don’t tell the ladies everything yet. Let’s not frighten them.

Even though I don’t belong in this world, I like it and would be sad if Silver died. And she’s not the last fish in the sea. As Mr. Chao used to say, eight young ladies. You can only go with Blondie. Don’t take Virgil with you. Let her search for artifacts that will help us in the upcoming battle. Let’s tell her that we want to earn more money to buy a new house. Let her go to the library with me.

Having decided so, we woke up our ladies and told them about our plans at breakfast. They liked the idea. But then the conversation turned in a different direction.

«Silver, how do you like a night with your lover?» Virgil asked curiously. – He tried to fit in with me, but I turned him down and I only love Viktor. She pressed her melons tightly against me and kissed me on the cheek. Blondie couldn’t keep up and also hugged me and kissed the other side. I was in heaven.

– My favorite was very quick, although he had absolutely no experience in this. But my lessons helped him open up. Silver said, still snuggling up to my red-faced friend.

– So I thought that with Katya you did it, you described everything to me so vividly that I could not even think – I said in surprise.

– After you bragged about your Sveta (strictly when she turned 18 and our hero too), I couldn’t keep up. I was ashamed to admit that she had turned me down, and we only talked all night. She promised to tell everyone what we had in exchange for help in math and chemistry. My friend was almost shouting as Silver stroked his head.

«I’ve also had a lot of male wyverns and even a couple of females, but they’re no match for Victor either. Blondie said, hugging me even tighter. I didn’t know about this. Although after last night and their interaction with Virgil, where I was the third extra, I might have guessed what an interesting life awaits me here. I wanted to save the world even more.

«I’ll scratch Katya’s eyes.» Silver raised her hand, which was quickly covered with wyvern claws and twinkles in her eyes. «Fuck off my favorite Petechka, but he’s the best of men, compared to other rude wyverns, he’s the most gentle. Even though I only had a wyvern form with them. – My friend’s face turned purple after saying that his lady has experience and he doesn’t – We only became human after Viktor gave my father a new prefix to his name and cast a spell that spurred our evolution. And I can’t be my lover’s concubine either, I’m Victor’s slave, even though you freed Blondie, and the rest of the pack are his slaves. And so I will forgive – She knelt before me – Release me from my bondage and I will marry Petechki, though do you want me to be your concubine?

The angry eyes of everyone in the room were directed at me. Vergilia clenched one fist and made a slash at her throat with the other. Blondie bared the wyvern’s fangs and claws. But most of all, I was frightened by the sight of Petka with his hand on his sword. He had the look I dreaded the most. When we were arguing with him and he was ready for a fight. In a fight, he did not disdain anything, and I decided that it was not necessary to wake up famously, although I really wanted to get two twin sisters.

«Friend, I’ve let Virgil go, so take a step back, don’t lead me to sin. – He knew perfectly well that I couldn’t refuse his request, although I noticed that he was ready to fight for it in every possible way. – You’re not going to make a friend kneel.»

«Of course not. – I swallowed a lump in my throat, it was already very close, our battle will probably blow this city to the ground. We need to at least come up with a «safe word», no matter what happens again. «You are free Silver, love my friend and be faithful, and love all his other wives as you would your sisters. With that, a large red seal shattered in the air, appearing as suddenly as it disappeared.

«I wanted to own you alone, but if this is my master’s last order, I will do it. She turned on her knees to face Petka. – If you will take me as your concubine and love me for the rest of your life, I swear it to you, my lord.»

«Of course, my love. His tablet glowed white and Emma’s voice said, "Concubine number one Silver is added, Mr. Chao is glad you’re not one of them.» What it could mean.

– It’s strange, when I married Victor, it was he who was on his knees and apologized profusely for taking me as a slave, even beat my head on the floor several times, kissed my feet and even got two slaps in the face from Virgil. I loved her for that, too. Blondie laughed and kissed Virgil. My cheeks were flushed with embarrassment, and I hoped my friend wouldn’t find out.

After that, we laughed and joked for a long time. But it was time to do business, and I and Blondie flew towards fate.

«So that’s why we’re going. The wyvern I rode over the vast plains of Grand Floria asked. The road, which for some reason here nazavaetsya «Imperial Highway» lay under your feet, eight meters wide and made in the Roman style.

– Blondie honey, I told you, I have an order to capture robbers from the Heroes Guild, we need money to buy a big house. Our old one won’t hold us all. I need to kill him and bring the token and dagger. Everything we find on him is ours. It even said that we could keep all his accomplices as slaves.

«So that’s why we went to the guild. I thought that I would get the documents and enter the Fire Lion clan, although «Deadly Wyverns» would have sounded better, but nothing can be changed. I’m so glad they gave me a gold rank. My strength has increased significantly since I evolved and became your wife. My level used to be eight, but now it’s thirty. I’m very strong. «After a moment’s thought. «So you’re sure there will be more of us.» As if the two of us aren’t enough for you. «I must have made a funny face, because then she said,» I’m sorry. «Don’t make that face, you look like a pug.» I love Virgil almost as much Just like you, and I don’t mind having new sisters for myself. «There’s a lot more to her word for herself. Her tendencies scared me, but as long as she loved me, I didn’t mind. «I was afraid of you at first. Such a hero came, beat my father, and claimed us as his slaves. I thought you were a slave trader and would sell us to a brothel or some rich pervert. But you gave me a chocolate bar and you took care of me. Offered to become an official concubine, allowed to live in the house with Virgil. You’re taking care of my future, you’ve given me documents, you’ve promoted me to the status of a gold-ranked hero. We have a shared guild account. I’m so glad you came into my life.

I hugged cutie, even though she was a three meter tall beast with a distinctive wyvern smell. With a human image, the smell immediately disappeared.

In the distance, I noticed a cave on a hill, from which a thin haze was coming.

«Our bandits must be there. I said to Blondie, and we landed well away from the entrance. We went on foot. Near the entrance to the cave, we noticed three bandits. They look like ordinary punks, I’ve seen a lot of them in my town. They were talking very vividly, and I decided to listen.

«Well, you’re a hoarse fool, our new boss is a head. «We’ll get rich with him,» said the muscular ogre. We’ll collect such a sum for the captive, we’ll be rich as lords. I’ll stop robbing altogether, buy myself an island, recruit slaves, and become a planter. I’ll find a decent wife like you, and I’ll live like a paradise.

«You’re a crooked schmuck yourself, not a fisherman’s fish. His fishing rod is too small for that. The dog-eared beastman snapped back, "We ripped off a little merchants, didn’t kill anyone, and had respect, we didn’t even have a contract. But after doing this, we’re probably already on the guild’s quest list. And if someone of the bronze rank comes here, they’ll kill us all. We must run away from this ploughman. I say again, the boss of «Splinter» Oleg will bring our gang to the handle.

«Shut up, shafki. The thin vampire who looked like a statue said imperiously. A typical vampire lord, but what was he doing here? – Still what on a ploughman’s loaf crumble, the bread slicer has not yet grown up to talk like that. I still have you looking Razor and you will respect your elders in front of me. We still have to send grev to the zone and give dorm rooms, and you’re whining here, you kids are scared. Yes, our boss set up his ass for you.

«Haha,» the two bandits started laughing.

«Well, not in that regard, although there are various rumors about his time in prison for harassing a lady at the Rua Academy and his cellmate, an Ogre named Hole. And he spent a week there. He punched them both in the face and continued. «Don’t believe them. I’ll follow him into the fire and water anyway. He’s our boss.

«If he’s such a boss, why is he using the hostage himself and not sharing it with us?»

«Well, that’s the way it should be. Don’t ask stupid questions. Need means need. Let’s play a game of cards, because the language is already tired of empty chatter.

I exchanged glances with Blondie, and mentally told her to come out like a lady in distress and lure the three of them out of the cave entrance. I didn’t want to kill them in plain sight.

«Boys, boys. Blondie walked slowly towards the bandits in her red skin-tight dress, which was actually an altered scale. – I’m a little lost here

– No, my dear, you were not lost, you were found, with us you will forget about everything. Come to us. I’ll take you right here.

«Chief, don’t forget about us, we’re also on starvation for two weeks.

– Well, come on boys, I’m too shy, let’s go into the shade.

Either they are so stupid that they didn’t understand that it was a setup, or the beauty of the girl blew out all their brains, but they actually ran into the forest without thinking for a long time.

When they entered the forest, and they would definitely not be visible from the cave, I said-Not a fish for a fisherman. – Sent two of them to the void, where they will be safe, maybe they will get a bonus for living. – Well, my friend, let’s talk. – I didn’t send the last one, he seems to be Hoarse, we need to find out how many enemies and who they took hostage.

«Hoarse won’t say anything, you killed my friends and you’ll kill me if you find out. He said while kneeling in front of Blondie. – I should have known, such a beautiful woman couldn’t just get lost, but two weeks without women is too much, and some of us have gone all out with each other because of it.

«Don’t tell me, because I have a vivid imagination.» We didn’t kill your friends, they’re in the void and alive. So tell me all about it, and maybe I’ll let you go later, after paying the rent.» – After all, the years in my town gave me experience in dealing with gopota.

«All right, I swear I’ll pay the rent.» And you’re a tough guy, not a guard hoe or a spy like that. A hoarse smart guy, although my name is Igor, I’ve been saying for a long time that we shouldn’t have gotten involved in such things. Our boss thinks he’s very smart. Under the old boss, we robbed calmly, without killing. A merchant is coming, we get out and say in a dignified and noble manner, my dear fellow, pay for the protection of the cart, otherwise you never know. They took a little from everyone, if there was no money, they took a little product and even exchanged the product we didn’t need for the right one. We didn’t take anything from the poor, we even helped them with food and money.

Six months ago, we would have fed your lady and escorted her to the city, and she would have remained intact. For this, the people respected us, even called us «guardians of the forest», because this section of the highway was safe, we drove away Magical animals, wolves, lions and all sorts of predators, not profitable for businesses. But our old boss died and his son took his place. He used to study at the Rua Academy, he even wanted to become an official, believe it or not! But the gang stopped sending him grev, after that he started to shake money from youngsters at the academy to pay for his studies, but they put him in jail for a week and kicked him out.

So he went into the family business. I should have left right away. But my wife Klava is in town with two little sons and an eighteen-year-old daughter, so I thought I’d save up and leave. I swear on my word to you that I didn’t kill anyone and I’m ready to serve time, but don’t kill them.

«I’ll think about your fate, how many of you are inside?»

«There are about five people there, along with the leader, and another prisoner. I found a hole in the woods, running around with a maid and a guard. Well, he stunned them all, the magician did not learn in vain. But the girl took a fancy to him, saying that she studied with him and then did not give. So I decided to take revenge, put on her dvimeritovy collar, depriving her of strength and tormenting the girl (she is 18 years old, but she looks young). The whole cave was filled with screams. So I asked for a patrol near the entrance, I can’t hear women’s moans. You won’t believe it, I wanted to save her, but Krivoy talked her out of it, said that I couldn’t stand up to the magician. Maybe I should have tried, I’d have been a hero. Now you’ll have to rot in the prison.

«Let’s see if you’re telling the truth.» – I put my staff to his face (I will have to wash it later) and said. «The truth spell.

«Everything I said is true. The glass-eyed bandit said. – And about the children, the wife and the fact that I wanted to change, as well as about the fact that I wanted to save the lady. I’ve never killed anyone in my life, and I’ve never robbed anyone myself. I even saved the kids from violence a month ago, said that I would use them myself, but I took them to my foster mother, an orphan oni. I always considered myself a decent person, I lived according to the concepts of lawlessness and did not do anything.

«You swear not to steal and to live honestly. I put my staff away and asked him when the light returned to my eyes.

«I swear to get a job as a baker with my brother-in-law, who’s been calling me for a long time. I’ll be indebted to you for the rest of my life, and I’ll come at your first call.

«So you’re a baker?»

– I love this business since childhood, I helped my mother, we had ten children together, so to speak. He even burst into tears as he recalled his childhood. – But then a demon attacked the city, killing many of my mom and dad, too. We orphans were sent to orphanages. And then there are gangs and crime. I’ve seen a lot in my life. But he didn’t kill anyone. Then, at sixteen, she was adopted by a lamia family.

«I’ll let you go, but if I see you stealing or robbing, you know. I said, showing the cut on my neck. – And I’ll ask for a payoff later.

– You are absolutely sure my love, he is certainly not a bad person, but still, a robber. Blondie said with a puzzled face.

«I was taught that everyone should have a second chance. Now run.» I know where you live, so don’t be naughty, don’t hit your wife and kids, and don’t drink too much alcohol.

«Thank you, saviour, but I love my children and my wife, and I have never beaten them. Well, come on. And he ran off into the city, eating his heels

«I hope you know what you’re doing, honey?»

«If I only knew! Well, let’s go further, we still have a lady to save.

«I thought we were going to catch the leader of the bandits, and you only have ladies in your head.» Remember, after what I’ve heard, this lady won’t look at men for long.

I couldn’t argue with that. So I decided to enter the cave in silence with Blondie. The interior of the cave was filthy and damp, and as I walked a little deeper, I distinctly heard a woman’s screams. Realizing that he needed to act, he quickly ran deeper into the cave. There was a large space before me, four bandits sleeping quietly on their bunks near the fire, their screams coming from a small room further away. When I realized that there was nothing to do with these people, I incinerated the four bandits with my staff. With lightning speed, I ran into the small room, and a disgusting sight appeared before me. The fat bulk of nineteen a bespectacled, pimple-ridden girl of eighteen, twenty-eight days, and fifteen hours old was piled on top of her. (The sign with the date of birth was open.) My rage knew no bounds. Grabbing the carcass by the neck, I dragged it into a large room while it screamed and chanted. «Let go you brute, incineration spell, why doesn’t it work, lightning, no, it doesn’t work, but who are you. Okay, you bastard, the divine death spell. What are you, not one person or monster can survive this. Why are you carrying me to the fire? And I’m burning, burning. Damn you, and damn shafka, too. She bullied me at the academy, said I was fat and she’d rather sleep with a donkey than with me. But even if the flower is picked first, it will not show off. I’m dying. Dad, I’m sorry, I didn’t live up to your expectations.» That’s how the pig died.

I dumped the charred body among the ashes of his friends. And immediately I remembered about the prisoner and ran to her. But she met me with a poker in her hand.

«Don’t come near me, you creature. You’re another rapist. I hate your whole peasant tribe. You all disgust me. Lustful creatures.

«We’re here to save you,» Blondie said for me as she came over. Her movement speed was much slower than mine. Even if it flies, I can easily run ahead of it, but I didn’t do that, because on the ground I can easily kill someone by crashing into them.

«Run away from that lout, he’s a rapist too, they’re all like that. – The girl began to cry at the explosion. Blondie came over and comforted her. «He’s a lout, a lout. He raped you too, they’re all like that.

«No, he didn’t rape me, he’s my husband. He also has Virgil’s wife, a nice girl.

«I knew it, the dog’s still a bit of a mess. It’s not enough for him to have a beauty like you, he’s got another one. Dog, they’re all like that, thinking with their hangers. Their brains are there. Run away from him and I’ll help, annul the marriage and let’s run together. We need to stay away from them all and take your friend Virgil, let her run with us from these dogs. She continued to cry and talk, half of the words couldn’t be understood, but the meaning was clear.

And then something happened that I didn’t expect. Blondie was not at all shy about me and began to kiss her so passionately that I even liked it. At first, the captive resisted, but then she got a taste of it. The two girls ' hands began to caress each other. I was overcome with a sinful thought, maybe «join» but then I saw the angry look of the captive. And Blondie just said, "Go away.» I realized that it was not worth bothering and left to sit near the carcass of the "pig" grieving for our male share.

Oddly enough, I began to feel sorry for him as I heard the voluptuous moans of my concubine wife and left-hand lady. I wondered if this was treason. With Virgil, it was an intra-family affair, but this is different. We need to talk to her about the framework. Wyverns may not consider it treason, although if you think about it, I won’t either, with their own rules, as they say, they don’t go to another world.

By the fire, I got drowsy and fell asleep. There were no dreams. But then, half asleep, I heard gurgling sounds. Opening my eyes, I noticed that the little slime began to eat my pig (having met him under different circumstances, we could have become friends), the moans of love did not stop, the «rabbits» are straight. My hand was already moving towards my sword, but then I remembered Dazhbog’s advice, so I just extended my hand towards the slime. At the moment of contact, the world turned black and white, time stopped. And I heard a childish female voice.

«Who’s that?» «The voice was about two years old.

– I, 18 years old conqueror of heights and hearts, did not know that the slime can speak?

«I didn’t know I could talk, when I thought about it, I didn’t know I could think. All I did before was eat everything I could reach and share when it was time to share. After eating one thing and emitting mana into space, I crawled on.

«Do you emit mana?»

«Yes, but you didn’t know.

«So there’s magic in this world because you slimes emit mana into space and others draw it from there. I heard that it started because of a meteorite with crystals.

«That’s how we arrived in this meteorite. It was our mother ship. This is how we multiply in the universe. Having absorbed one world, we move on. But here we are weaker and more stupid than in other places. I only remembered all this now after your touch. I don’t want to be stupid again. You’re a monster slayer, I take it, so let’s make a deal. I will serve you, and you will not let me become a fool. Agreed? I’m five billion years old. I’m a slime (she’s old but looks young)

«Agreed.» – The shock of this news overwhelmed me. I always thought that slime is the weakest useless thing needed to dispose of garbage, but in fact, magic in this world is because of them. So I owe it to her to see Virgil and Blondie. – Your new name is Liza Viktorovna. – I cast a quick evolution spell.

Bright light lit up the room and a low rumble shook the walls of the cave, which even in some places began to fall pieces of rock, it is good that the collapse did not happen. I squeezed my eyes shut, and when I opened them, there was a slime as tall as I was, with the obvious signs of a naked, beautiful Asian girl in her twenties. Her skin was blue, and her long blond hair covered the small mounds of her breasts. Her warm hand on my chest twitched in convulsions, no wonder, such a fast evolution. The cute mouth on my head tried to make some sounds, but it was just a whistle, but then I clearly heard «Mr. thank you».

– Here’s a dog, I also found a woman, they are all like this, they think in one place. Here’s an example for you, otherwise you’re talking good, affectionate, and experienced. And he’s already found another one, I hate that thing. Annul your marriage and live with me. I’m better than him. I won’t betray you to Blondie. – Said the captive in rags from an expensive dress, snuggling up to her.

«I don’t mind a new sister in the pack. Blondie’s bestial grin sent a chill down my spine.

– Lisa Viktorovna slime. I’m five billion years old. I’m a slime. Slime said as she smiled at the two girls. – Although I don’t understand much yet, I want to be with my master Victor. If it means becoming his concubine wife, I don’t mind. Why don’t you take me as your wife?

«Yeah, what’s going on here?» – Before I could say that, the seal next to Lisa broke, and my locket said in Emma’s voice, "Lisa Viktorovna slime, concubine number three. Mr. Chao is very proud of you.»

«New sister, nice to meet you. Blondie dropped the stunned captive and ran to hug her new pack sister. «I’m a Blondie. It’s so good to have you with us, Lizzie. I’m a wyvern. We still have the head of the harem golem Vergil doll, you will make friends, she is cute, just like you. She kissed her perfectly calmly, stealing her first kiss from me.

«And you’ll just accept it, because he’s a dog who drags every skirt he sees.» Run away from him. I’m just ordering you to get away from this dog.

«Don’t insult my beloved. Blondie gave a quick slap to Anna, who came closer. «Although I liked you, I love him more than life itself. Speak carefully, I won’t spare you another time.» – Anna flushed with anger but realized that it was better not to anger the wyvern just nodded.

– We need to get out of the cave, but first we need to find the dagger and the pig card – I kicked the carcass of the bandit leader next to me.

«So I’ve found everything, let’s go outside.» I found a few more magic books and a crown, which will be useful to you. A smiling Blondie said while shaking a dagger, a tablet in her hands, and three books as she placed the crown on my head. «And we need to get her home.» A spoiled girl is not worthy to join the pack. Anna didn’t say anything, just picked up a blanket from the floor to cover her shame. But boring me with his disapproving gaze.

After leaving the cave, we got on a reincarnated wyvern and flew to the city gate and split up. I let Blondie and Lisa fly home, and Anna and I went to the guild to take a task and wanted to hand her over to the guards at the wall. But when she reached the gate, Anna ran to it and ordered" to Dwimerit gada.» And so unexpectedly, I found myself chained and drugged by the poison from the guard’s arrow.

Chapter 4 Kings cry too.

A bucket of water was poured over me, although it was icy, but it did not cause any damage to me.

– Well, that rapist will say. King Miguel was glaring at me. I recognized him immediately, and his image was displayed all over the empire. A crown with expensive diamonds and rubies spoke of its great value and the status of the owner. His ivory robes and uniform accentuated the strong muscles of a strong man in his late fifties. The room looked very richly furnished, and it couldn’t be compared to my apartment. It was his private office, with a large wooden desk and bookshelves. A typical boss’s office. Outside the window was a large balcony. – You were caught with my beloved daughter. What you did to her. The beast. «Now I know who she’s so foul-mouthed at. – She just came to the palace in a torn dress, locked herself in her room, and won’t talk to me. For your crimes, you will burn alive for a long time. – So help the young ladies, and also frolic with the Blondie, that’s the thing I thought.

«I saved her from the rapist of the Splinter Gang leader, and I wanted to hand her over to the guards. I am Victor the conqueror of heights and hearts, a hero of the golden rank. I couldn’t hurt the king’s daughter. Although when they met, she didn’t say who she was. As I spoke, I tried to break the handcuffs behind my back, but as I guessed, the two-dimensional handcuffs were draining me of all my strength.

«She doesn’t have to tell the rest of the heroic rabble who she is. – He came up and hit me, I didn’t feel any pain, but the chair I was sitting in swayed a little, so the blow was strong. – My daughter just went to the forest today to collect flowers. I didn’t want to let her go, but she talked me into it, my father’s heart felt. Says" let me go, my dear, I’ll collect flowers in the forest, but I lived at the Academy of Rua for three years and missed home, my native country. Hug a birch tree, kiss a flower, treat a bunny’s paw. Nothing has happened away from home, and nothing will happen in our own country.» My best guard, Herman, was with her. I thought at least he would save her, but where is there. They found him in the forest, half-dead, along with his maid Catherine. Says" Clouds filled the sky, and lightning struck, did not have time to do anything.» After these words, the Grand King of the Grand Floria Empire sat down at his chair, put his hands on the desk, and began to cry bitterly.

Looking out the window, I noticed a small dot that had split up over time and was rapidly approaching. Windows were blown out and glass shattered all over the room. It all happened so fast that the king didn’t even have time to react. He fell from the sound wave, and two wyverns with three riders rushed into the room. Blondie reincarnated and ran towards me. She very deftly used her claws to break the handcuffs. Strength immediately flooded into me, probably mana. My other girls also ran up to me.

«Friend, you were gone for a long time, so I went to see Mr. Chao, and he found out where you were. So we came to the rescue. Well, what are we going to do with this carrion? My friend went up to the king and kicked him.

«I’m going to have a long talk with him and his daughter. I slammed my fist into my palm, releasing red sparks.

«That’s how to turn everything to ashes. «My friend was very short-tempered.

«Don’t touch Dad. – Anna ran into the room, probably heard from her room. The rich black dress of the princess with bright gold initials spoke of high status. She covered the prone monarch, hissing like a wildcat.

Just like in a bad comedy the king’s wife also ran into the room along with a guard in bright steel armor

– I am Herman (21 years old), the best guard in the empire. Because you disgraced the princess and wanted to kill the king, you will be executed – Why he chose me to attack is not clear, but his pike hit my face and stuck there. I raised my hand and broke the point in one motion. He stood with his hands lowered in helplessness-This is the orichalcum peak of the «God’s Peak» national treasure. It pierced the god Svarog thousands of years ago. I got it personally from the king, I defeated many monsters and bandits with him. And you didn’t even get a scratch. And how you broke it. It’s never white or jagged. It is the most durable material in the world. Who are you demon? Herman said, moving away from me.

«Don’t kill the king, you can do whatever you want with me, use my body. I will endure it because I am Martha queen of this country. But know the demon. I’m cursing you. A beautiful platinum-haired queen wearing a chic burgundy dress with a large neckline and a large bust said.

«We all need to calm down and exhale. I said after waiting for everyone to calm down a bit. – I saved Anna from the hands of bandits, well, tell me, it was the same.

– Yes, but you saw me naked, I was very ashamed.

«Allow me, Princess, I’ll kill this thing Herman, I don’t know how, but you can’t forgive such a thing.

«Don’t do that. The king said. «I’ll do it,» he said, summoning all his strength and running towards me, punching me. It was a fatal blow, and if it had been anyone else, they would have died. A gust of air blew across his desk, sending all the books tumbling to the floor. I just yawned, there was no damage. I grabbed his arm and threw him to his queen, who was in shock.

«I don’t want a feud. I need a reward for bandits in the guild and that’s it. It was a mistake that I was dragged here in the first place. Virgil cure the king. Lizzie what can you do with the window, you also have the ability to «restore». Receiving a nod, I continued. «Queen, I’m very flattered that you’re offering yourself, but you have a husband, I don’t have a wife for us to be together. – Well, I wanted to give a little drama I’m eighteen. – We will restore everything and leave as if we never existed.

«No bastard. Said the king who was being treated by Virgil. – You’ve seen my daughter naked, so you should get married.» – Smart monarch, realized that such a force is simply stupid to let go. If you can’t subdue the power, be related to it. I certainly didn’t lie about saving her and being tempted by a more beautiful thirty-six-year-old queen. Such a son-in-law will raise the country in the ranking by a lot. The Empire of Light won’t be able to send a clerk for tribute like it used to. Also, no one will marry the raped daughter anymore. The plan was to give it to Prince Elden Marko, but that’s how the card went. – If you refuse, you will have to give her up as a nun to the Empire of Light, whether you will accept responsibility for her eternal imprisonment there.»

«You forgot to ask me, you stupid father. I’m not with him for anything. He’s a lout, a male, and has three concubines. Blondie’s a different story. She looked at her voluptuously, licking her lips and rolling her eyes.

«Ugh. The king spat. «And this one goes there, too. The mother is the same and the daughter is the same. Ugh, ugh. You see, man, what I have to live with. I thought I’d send her to the Rua Academy. He’ll find some fat guy, have fun with him, and get this shit out of his head. After all, even as a child, she molested the maids. You remember Virgil. You worked as a maid here. Why aren’t you a son, then you’d be just like me, but like this. Ugh. If he spits like that, he won’t drool, I thought. – Okay, Ugh, you Blondie Viktorovna take my daughter as a wife, I don’t care anymore. Ugh.

«I’m the wife of Victor and a wyvern, and I don’t think I can take the princess as my wife.»

«So you’re also a wyvern. Ugh. What is it? The gods have cursed me for loving your mother. I killed my brother and uncle to become king for her. Ugh, Ugh. The King began to cry even sadder tears than before.

«Well, if she marries Victor, she can still be officially with Blondie.» – Said Lisa, who has already fully become a human, her skin has turned pale pink like a newborn’s, so the evolution is not over yet. It will be interesting to see the final result.

«I don’t mind! Blondie said. «The pack will need a new sister. The bigger the pack, the stronger it is. And she’s not bad in bed.

– Well, if there are no options, then I too. Anna said with disdain in her eyes.

«I’ll do anything for you, Blondie. And I also don’t want Anna to live in prison all her life. She may have a bad temper, but she’s still human.

«That’s settled. But the situation is ugh-ugh. Anna get down on your knees in front of your husband and ask him to take you.

«I don’t want to.»

«Well, then, the monastery. Herman my order is tie up the girl and go to the holy land. Maybe they’ll beat the shit out of her there.

«I agree – this is the first time I’ve ever seen a princess kneel in front of me. It was a wonderful picture. I’m surrounded by Blondie and Virgil. Lisa who restores the window and does not respond to the situation. My friend bursts out laughing along with Silver. Best guard Herman, who is clearly in love with Anna (18 years old) wipes away a stingy male tear. And a sweet mother who drools at Virgil (what a mother and daughter). – Whether you take a brute, a dog, a lout, a fool, a goat, a feathered rhinoceros, a neutered mule. The King coughed a little, stopping the flow of insults. – In the wife that If I could be with my favorite Blondie, maybe even Lisa and Virgil, Silver might join in too. Lisa, who had been unperturbed before, looked askance at Anna. The poor king just spat loudly on the expensive white marble floor. The Queen let out a nervous sigh, fantasizing about this picture, pervert ugh. «Maybe you’ll find a couple more wives.» Although you are a lout and a dog, but the ladies are beautiful, they found something in you. «That’s the turnoff. The look was no longer dismissive, but curious. I was evaluated as an object of interest. «I’d love to be your wife, your answer is hubby.»

«I agree. – After these words, a bright light enveloped Anna’s body, the seal was removed. My hero sign said in Emma’s voice, "Wife number one Princess Anne. Mr. Chao is very proud of you. Well, what a princess, and I thought she was a lesbian. Good luck, Victor.» (Then I heard the king whisper, "Even she knew about this, shame on my kingdom, at least this fool was found. I’ll give him the pirate lands as a dowry, maybe they’ll sink»).

«Daughter, I’m so happy for you,» Martha said, hugging her daughter. «Maybe throw the old fart in your family, too, hubby, it’s not easy, what beauties you’ve gathered. I’ve been trying to drive a wedge with Virgil for a long time, but she’s not into what. She was loyal to Master Viga. She came up to me and kissed me passionately.

«Don’t embarrass me. I’m already below the tile. The whole country knows about my shame. Wife and daughter. Ugh

«No, I won’t leave you, I like the palace and the maids are beautiful. But I’ll be visiting Virgil. Hubby didn’t forget to give her a dowry. After all, you give your only daughter, not a goat.

«A goat would be better. The king whispered. – My royal Highness gives you Victor conqueror of heights and hearts (and the name suits you, scoundrel – the king whispered) islands from the coast to the land of Lamias. There are fertile lands, pleasant hardworking people. At the same time, you will collect taxes for a hundred years and send them to my treasury. There are some problems there, the pirates are trapped, but you will quickly defeat them, and you will live there with my daughter («away from me») and a friend who is quick to kill. «The King has not forgotten him, either. – If you defeat the pirates («I hope not»), you can expand your empire by taking over the Lamia country («they’ll have a strong man who’ll beat you up, beast.») A corresponding letter will be sent to their country. Also take Herman («I don’t need such a disgrace, everyone will know that he couldn’t protect the princess»), he is a worthy warrior, pay him well, because he still has to pay the debt for the pike that he broke. «God’s Peak» is a national treasure and is very expensive, almost priceless, but you are very generous and will not leave your servant without payment, two hundred million gold will be a normal payment. Herman’s face went white at the amount. – And now leave me with my grief, forgive me with joy («I need to drink kvass»). The King left the room. The entire palace could hear the knocks and screams of the monarch’s despair. My husband was followed by his wife, who gave me a quick peck on the forehead.

«I, Herman, will serve you faithfully. I will die for the princess, and for you. Pay me a decent fee, because I need to pay for the «Peak of God» that you broke.

«Well, one more than one less doesn’t matter. I am Peter the lightning and my wife Silver. Let’s go to our house.

Lisa repaired the broken window, and we left the palace. The guards had already been informed, and they were saluting me like a prince. Archmage Elf Leveofan handed me all my equipment, wishing me luck in capturing the pirate islands. The king also gave me the title of Count. It was nice. On the way home, we stopped at the Hero Guild and passed the order, receiving a reward of one hundred gold. I forgot about the two bandits in the void. But they will still play a role. At home, we fell in a merry crowd. Why did this situation make me feel sleepy and I went straight to bed, maybe the poison from the arrow hadn’t worn off yet.

Chapter 5 Mommy

Dazhbog’s bright ashen room is before me again.

«Well, your advice helped me get the princess and Lisa. I also have a pirate country. But what to do with it, fight them?

– In order to save the world, you will have to do more than that. – Said Dazhbog, I hope it’s him, because it’s just an ashen silhouette of a person. – But remember, I can’t tell you what to do directly. Can I give you a hint on what to do next? Need it?

«Come on.»

«Well, that’s better, you trust me. Follow your friend tonight. Ha-ha. Sorry I can’t say any more. But it’s going to be funny.

The world was dark again. Strange sounds woke me up. All my young ladies actively made love to each other on the floor of my room. My jaw dropped and ordered me to stay there for a long time. Even Lisa was active.

«And my husband woke up. Virgil said from a strange position that only a golem doll can do. „Maybe you should join us, because Lisa has been saying for a long time that she wants to make love to you.“ You’re already married and you haven’t even kissed her.» What a buk you are. Anna is also waiting.

«That’s not true. – For some reason, she was covered with paint, and what position you were in didn’t bother you, I can see everything.

«And if I ask you to.» Blondie said, doing something with her tongue that I can’t describe.

– Wow, well, if you repeat it, maybe. Princess Grand Floria, who might have become a nun a few hours ago, said.

«Hurry up, before she changes her mind, we need to forge the orichalcum while it’s still hot.» Lisa said

So I joined in. How to opt out of this.

Two hours later, I was lying exhausted in a pile of young bodies. Then I heard the door creak softly and someone leave. I dressed quickly and followed him. On the way, I drank a liter of recovery potion, otherwise I was squeezed out like a lemon.

My friend, wearing the darkest robe with a hood, wandered around the city at night. Luck that I noticed it, or God’s providence. He was walking at a fast pace, so where was he going? What is he hiding from me? Ten minutes of looping, he definitely reached the point of interest. It turned out to be a red light district. I knew it. Although he already has Silver, maybe something is missing. I swear, your secret friend will die with me. Before I could think about it, Virgil came up behind me.

«Following a friend?» She said conspiratorially.

«I repent, I am a sinner. – I lowered my gaze, I’m sorry, my friend, I didn’t save your secret. – But, probably, there is a logical explanation, everything is not as it seems.

– All of you males are the same. Anna said with an impudent look. «But maybe not you.» She said softly.

«And you’re here?»

«Well, let’s go, and so did I.»

«Who else?»

«Knight Herman is here.

«What are you doing here?» I asked

«The princess is gone, so I’m off.

«We’re here, too,» Sylvia and Blondie said in unison

«Me too,» Lisa said in a childish voice

«So you’re not a knight, you’re just a guard. I said, laughing at the comicality of the situation.

«So your wife Lisa said that the Prince and princess’ personal guards are called knights. And the words of the prince’s wife are law. So I became a knight. Which means that my salary will also increase by twenty percent. Maybe if this goes on, I’ll pay for the god’s peak.

It was only then that I realized I’d lost sight of my friend

«Where is he, can anyone see him?»

«No, I don’t see it,» they all said in response.

We started looking for him, but of course we didn’t go into the brothels themselves. Looped, looped but could not find. Then Virgil stopped at a brothel and said

«I smell the familiar smell of grease.»

«Well, there’s plenty of lube. I joked.

«Not such a prankster as the machine one. It was only used by my creator. We need to look inside. – And we, embarrassed, went in. Herman was scary to look at, he was afraid of every rustle, maybe he could buy a lady, otherwise we’d be lost with such a companion. He won’t leave the princess alone, he loves her devil. No matter how hard I tried to cut it with a knife. It will be unpleasant to wake up from his fruitless attempts to stab me.

«Welcome to Meow’s Whorehouse of the Prodigal Marquis. «It’s not in your brow, it’s in your ass» meow. – What a slogan. And this was said by a doll-like beauty, a two-meter-tall beauty with black cat ears and a black tail.

– This is me Vergil (exact age is unknown, but more than 100 years), found out. Hi Lia (exact age unknown, but over 100 years old). The two golems began to embrace. «Let me introduce my husband and —" she introduced everyone.

Leah looked me over carefully and said, "You look a lot like Vigue.» Just as handsome and stately.

«If you are being held here by force, we will release you or ransom you,» Virgil said to her friend.

«Don’t worry meow, this is my brothel. I’m Mummy Meow here.

«How did you get it

– The story of how I got it is very interesting meow. After Vigue disappeared, I was sold to a lord’s house in Yelden. He was a dog and a libertine meow, but he didn’t bother me. His wife got tired of putting up with him and kicked him out. The whole kingdom knew him as a parasite and he had to come here meow. Here he tried to do business, but spent all his money in brothels. Until a friend of his advised» If you spend all your money in brothels, make your own and use it for free" meow. He liked the idea, and this modest abode for tired travelers was born. After a few years of intense fun, the lord’s heart gave out and he died, leaving me this meow place as a legacy.

– What an interesting story, but I don’t understand why you’re all here – Said Petka, coming out of one booth. «He heard it all from behind the screen.

«What are you doing here?» Silver asked angrily.

«He bought love potions for us, lubricants of various kinds, potions of power. Well, just a little thing. Madame Lia has the best selection in the whole city.

«And honey, I knew you weren’t cheating on me. Silver hung on to him.

«So Mr. Chicken Meow.» You’re their friend. It’s a good thing that a regular customer has so many meow friends. By the way, Merva wants you to come to her, and then, only, massage, she wants more, and you don’t, I can’t do it meow.

«We’ll discuss this in detail at home. Silver said as she bared the wyvern’s fangs. To which my friend just nodded (you were my friend, though not for long).

«About you, Victor meow. Leah said, and I still didn’t understand why, but I noticed the stares of my ladies. «I’ll go with you, Vergil my friend, becoming your concubine we can be together meow.» She’s my management doll, I’m just an accountant doll. My establishment will work and make a profit without me. You don’t mind meow honey.

«She’s a very good wife, and if she stays with us, you’ll only feel better.» We just have to stick together. Virgil said, clasping her folded hands to her chest.

«Well, I don’t mind. – Said Lisa, Blondie and Anna, who began to lick her lips when she saw her cat ears and tail.

«Will you take me as your wife, Mr. Victor Meow?» – How did it come to this, a beautiful girl with cat ears is asking me to be her husband, especially after saying meow. How could I refuse?

– yes.

A bright glow enveloped Leah, and the seal broke. The plaque on my chest was already shining as usual, and I could clearly hear «Concubine number four Madame Liya. Mr. Chao is happy for you. Wow, Leah the mother of the Prodigal Marquis. I am glad to see your success Victor. The future King and Count of the Victorland Islands.» It is interesting that the islands were named in my honor. Now we’ll definitely have to go there. I will not disgrace my glorious name.

My friend and I came home with different feelings. I’m excited to spend the night with a girl with cat ears. My friend will explain for a long time who Merv is.

I couldn’t sleep for a long time last night. Cat ears are something so soft and fluffy. It felt so good to hold them in your hands, and the way she purred. I spent the night having fun.

I woke up gently, no bad dreams, and thank you for that. When I got out of the pile of bodies, I noticed that Lisa was nowhere to be found.

«Where’s Lisa?» I said softly

«I’m here.» A strange substance popped out of my nose, looking at me with one snail-like eye

«What is it?» I almost shouted. But Lisa had already cut off my air, otherwise I would have woken everyone up.

«It’s me, Lisa. «It completely drained out of my nose and onto the floor, then returned to its normal shape. – You slept so beautifully that I decided to merge completely with you. We were one tonight. I’ve cleaned you completely, you don’t have an ounce of dirt anywhere.

«Let’s not do this again, okay? «Who might like it?»

«Yes, my lord.»

When I went out to the kitchen, I noticed that someone was cooking. Herman was making pancakes for breakfast.

– Hi Herman, you’re working on a higher salary.

– Yes, it is necessary to live somehow. He said as he turned the pancake over.

«This apron looks good on you, even though Virgil liked to wear it. He grinned deeply. «On a naked body.» – The reaction was expected and the pancake flew to the floor – Don’t worry, Lisa will eat it.

«Don’t tease him. Let her cook, I’m hungry. – Said Petka, it is clear that he managed to make up with Silver after all. There were scratches and hickeys all over his neck. Blondie isn’t that passionate.

«Guys, we need to go to a bar this afternoon. Let’s drink kvass and talk about our sorrowful affairs. There’s a conversation for you, Herman, "I said. It’s time for Herman to learn about our situation, about the end of the world in two years, about gods and demons. I need to start gathering allies. He’s a good candidate to start with.

«The boys want a threesome, but we don’t want all the girls’ sweets. Anna said, licking her lips.

– How to cure you of this, even though you will no longer be you. I love you just the way you are. Her face turned a deep crimson at the words. I didn’t understand why and asked – What’s wrong, your face is red, you’re sick?

«You said you love me for who I am, which is very important to me. I’m glad I’m your wife.

Then all the others came and we ate pancakes with jokes and fun. We especially laughed at Liza, who was happily eating a half-cooked pancake that had fallen on the floor. As I said, we went to the bar as an all-male group. I didn’t know the city very well, so I let my friend decide the place. The place is called «Spry Horse». Quite a decent place, with VIP tables with a screen. Just right for our serious conversation. Beautiful elf waitresses in beautiful blue uniforms and short skirts were serving food and drinks. It is clear why Peter chose this place.

«Well, let’s get started. I said, sipping my kvass. «We’re in full f – - – - – - – - – - -" That’s how I started my conversation. I told him everything without reserve, seeing his face turn white. «But we can handle it. To do this, we need to unite all the kingdoms and find weapons against the pig-faces. The first step is to capture the Pirate country or Victorland. Well, what do you think.

– Where is the nearest ferry to uninhabited islands. But seriously. The task is difficult. But we can handle you. Increase my salary by twenty-five percent, and we’ll beat everyone.

«Money’s the last thing I care about, so it’s a deal.» Well, that you will become our ally in this matter.

«Well, since you are my future king, and my dear princess is also in it, then you will have to. I’m in. – So in the circle of those who know the truth, there was one more.

– Now listen to what I found. – Said Peter. – I learned from my grandfather’s diaries, I quickly returned to.. – He hesitated a little, it is impossible for Herman to know where we are from. «Home.» It says that there were two tablets with the souls of the ancient gods, which were sealed by the magician Merlin, but my grandfather lost them, perhaps this is Dazhbog and Perun. Our deities. So my family is involved in all the mess that awaits us. I also found in them a reference to a metal that can kill anyone. It’s not orichalcum. Strange meteorite material, very rare. I don’t know where to look for it.

– Lisa probably knows, she came on a meteorite.

«That’s good. But for mass production of weapons, we need equipment and resources. There were more reasons to conquer Victorland. This is a range of mountain islands, and at the bottom of the ocean there is always a lot of ore that no one could get.

While we were solving global problems, I had another meeting at my home.

– Girls, there are more of us, we need to decide the order. The experienced Virgil said as she put on her glasses, looking like a junior high school teacher.

«What I don’t understand is that you decide to go to Victor’s bed, but what do I do in this meeting?» Silver said in disbelief.

«You’re part of the family, too. Blondie (18 years old) said while stroking her sister’s head.

– Don’t get distracted girls. We have a family together. Viktor and Peter are friends. So we should be together, too. – Said smart Lisa, her evolution was in full swing and she could compete with Blondie in beauty.

– I suggest that we also discuss my priority, and then, as it is not fair, everything is just for Viktor alone. – Says Anna (18 years old) I kiss Lia on the cheek, she really liked her cat ears and tail.

– This simple case in alphabetical order will suit you. – Said smart Lisa.

«That’ll do.» – Anna liked the idea.

«Maybe we’ll do the same to Victor, meow. Leah suggested, stroking her ears and cat’s tail.

«I don’t agree. I am the first wife, but in turn Anna will be ahead of me, this is not fair. Virgil said, slamming the kitchen table where they were meeting.

«I suggest we draw lots. Lisa said. – Who will draw a short match…

– Will sleep with Peter (18 years old) – said, laughing Blondie.

«I told you in confidence, and you blabbed it all out, sis. Yes, my beloved does not have a large device. But he also learns other techniques, such as tongue and fingers. She even buys potions for her boyfriend, trying to be cute.

All the girls in the room started laughing heartily.

«The most correct method would be to keep track of who will please our Lord Ta the most and be with him. But if there is no winner, we will all be together. Vergil’s last words were true. Everyone agreed. That was settled.

But this is not the last meeting of the day. In the world of looking glass, two gods were having a conversation.

«My own prince, Count of his own land of Victorland. Success awaits me. Ashen man Dazhbog says.

«So what if he can’t handle my hero?» In his world, he had already gathered thirty thousand pig faces. Leon is a full-blooded demon, and his strength and bravery are not equal to your little man. And the click will be mine! You’re the reason we’re in this world. We were sealed in clay tablets by that wizard Merlin from earth. And how well we had fun there. Out of boredom, we decided to take this adventure. I won’t lose this time.

«We’ll find out in two years.

We went home after the bar, and I said from the doorway:

«We’re going to Victorland, where our new home is.

Chapter 6 Victorland

The ladies really liked the idea and began to collect their things. But their behavior changed, each of them tried to please me, even the unfriendly Anna became much more compliant, growing in my eyes. An hour later, we were standing with our things at the city wall. The guards at the gate apologized very much for the incident and asked them not to be punished, when I became king, I promised not to touch them. But they will wash the toilets with me for a long time. Once out in the field outside the city, I summoned my wyverns with a whistle, and we flew to my new domain.

Flying a wyvern is a great pleasure. But flying your test five-meter beast is a bit different. So he still asks questions.

– Well, son-in-law, how does my daughter eat well?

– Yes, father-in-law is fine.

«I hear you’ve become a prince, so how’s she like a princess when she’s brisk in bed?»

– Kh-choked on what question, what kind of family does Blondie have-Geowald (150 years old) don’t ask such questions.

«Call me Daddy.» I’m sorry for the question, we’re just regular wyverns, we don’t finish anything, we don’t eat with spoons.

«Dad. «I hate to say it, but he’s part of my new family – I’m glad I found your pack that time.» You have wonderful daughters, beautiful and intelligent.

«Well, thank you, son

«As you know, we’re going to Victorland. Pirates took over these lands centuries ago and we need to conquer them. The king has taken a dislike to me and is already writing a letter about the war with the Lamia country. So, having conquered the pirates, war awaits us. If the wyverns don’t want to participate, I’ll understand.

«How do you imagine it, my daughters will fight, and I will stand aside, no, our pack will fight. You have given us the power to defeat all enemies. Especially since my brother, the leader of the red brow clan, lives in the land of enemies, he will help us. And don’t forget, we are your slaves.

In the distance, I noticed the ocean, boundless. Fresh sea air blew in my face. I closed my eyes with pleasure, in my own world I was not at the sea, although here I will see (from the author a hint to the famous film). Gulls and albatrosses flew away, seeing about twenty large and five small wyverns. In the distance, I heard a scream, very powerful.

«What is it?» I asked my dad

«This is the Dragon, our strongest enemy here. My brother pays tribute to him with food. We’d better speed up before he catches us.»

This didn’t happen. A large carcass flew to meet us.

«Oh, no,» I said. He found us. The pack lands. And twenty-five wyverns and their riders landed on the beach.

«I’ll deal with him together with Peter, and you protect everyone, Dad. «All the wyverns and ladies have fled to the nearest cave.

«I’ve never killed a dragon before.» Petka smiled, pulling out his red sword. Wyverns are a bit tough.

«Did you eat wyverns?»

«Silver cut off her tail and fed me. She said that this is a special ritual that increases male strength.

«Interesting. – I hope they are doing well in bed, they need a stable rear to take over the world.

A fifteen-meter-long Dragon completely red with a smile on its face landed near us. He wagged his tail several times, scratched the sand with his claws, and we stood motionless with our swords drawn.

«You’re not cowards. I don’t like coward meat, it’s tough. Such heroes are nice to eat. I am Zmey Gorynych (exact age unknown, but more than 10,000 years old) from the Russian city of Novgorod, although you local shafki don’t even know where it is. That’s where the heroes were. As soon as they give you a kick in the teeth, you’ll fly away to Syzran. There were battles there. And then what, some weaklings with magic. As long as Merlin didn’t send me here (the Basurman tore off my two heads and left one) along with other magical creatures, I was fine. He spoiled the girls in human form. I beat Koshchei in the balls, and I did the same to Nightingale the robber. It was fun. I was daydreaming, reminiscing, so to speak. It’s time to eat you.