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ОглавлениеCrumley managed to swerve his wreck around and head us back downhill without falling off the edge. On the way, my eyes brimmed.
“Don’t say it.” Crumley avoided my face. “I don’t want to hear.”
I swallowed hard. “Three fires and an earthquake. And more coming!”
“That did it!” Crumley hit the brakes. “Don’t say what you think, dammit. Sure, another quake’s coming: Rattigan! She’ll rip us all! Out, out, and walk!”
“I’m afraid of heights.”
“Okay! Zip your lip!”
We drove down beneath twenty thousand leagues of silence. Out on the street, in traffic, I scanned the newspapers, one by one.
“Hell,” I said, “I wonder why he let us have these?”
“Whatta you see?”
“Nothing. Zero. Zilch.”
“Gimme.” Crumley grabbed and used one eye on the news, one on the road. It was starting to rain.
“ ‘Emily Starr, dead at twenty-five,’ ” he read.
“Watch it!” I cried as the car drifted.
He scanned another paper. “ ‘Corinne Kelly divorces Von Sternberg.’ ”
He hurled the paper over his shoulder.
“ ‘Rebecca Standish in hospital. Fading fast.’ ”
Another toss, another paper. “ ‘Genevieve Carlos marries Goldwyn’s son.’ So?”
I handed him three more between flashes of rain. They all went into the backseat.
“He said he wasn’t crackers. Well?”
I shuffled the news. “We’re missing something. He wouldn’t keep these for the hell of it.”
“No? Nuts collect peaches, plums collect nuts. Fruit salad.”
“Why would Constance—” I stopped. “Hold on.”
“I’m holding.” Crumley clenched the wheel.
“Inside, society page. Big picture. Constance, good Lord, twenty years younger, and the mummy, that guy up there, younger, with more flesh, not bad looking, their wedding, and on one side Louis B. Mayer’s assistant, Marty Krebs, and on the other, Carlotta Q. Califia, noted astrologer!”
“Who told Constance to marry up on Mount Lowe. Astrologer forecasts, Constance takes the dive. Find the obituary page.”
“Obit—?”
“Find it! Whatta you see?”
“Holy cow! The daily horoscope and the name—Queen Califia!”
“What’s the forecast? Fair? Mild? Good day to start a garden or marry a sucker? Read it!”
“ ‘Happy week, happy day. Accept all proposals, large or small.’ So, what’s next?”
“We got to find Califia.”
“Why?”
“Don’t forget—she’s got a red circle around her name, too. We got to see her before something awful happens. That red crucifix means death and burial. Yes?”
“No,” said Crumley. “Old Tutankhamen up on Mount Lowe is still flopping around, and his name’s red-inked, too, with a crucifix!”
“But he feels someone’s coming to get him.”
“Who, Constance? That knee-high wonder?”
“All right, the old man’s alive. But that doesn’t mean Califia hasn’t already been wiped out. Old Rattigan didn’t give us much. Maybe she can give us more. All we need is an address.”
“That’s all? Hey.” Crumley suddenly swerved to the curb and got out. “Most people never think, Constance didn’t think, we didn’t think. One place we never looked. The Yellow Pages! What a goof ! The Yellow Pages!”
He was across the sidewalk and into a public phone booth to scrabble through some beat-up Yellow Pages, tear out a page, and tote it back. “Old phone number, useless. But maybe a half-ass address.”
He shoved the page in my face. I read: QUEEN CALIFIA. Palmistry. Phrenology. Astrology. Egyptian Necrology. Your life is mine. Welcome.
And the damned zodiac street locale.
“So!” said Crumley, as close to hyperventilation as he ever got. “Constance tipped us to the Egyptian relic and the relic names Califia who said marry the beast!”
“We don’t know that!”
“Like hell we don’t. Let’s see.”
He put the car in gear and we went fast, to see.
