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CHAPTER ONE

Hobart Lindsey put the Contra Costa Times on the seat beside him, the No-Spill coffee mug on the Kar Kady, and the KGO morning news on the Hyundai’s radio. He waved to his mother, standing at the window, and pulled out of the driveway, headed for work.

The radio was spieling out a commercial pitch for a Cadillac dealer holding a big big sale. Make sure you get your new Eldorado or Sedan De Ville before the new tax law goes into effect. There were those ads that appealed to the making-its and those that appealed to the made-its. The news itself was the usual mix of global outrage, natural disaster, and human atrocity. Only in the sports headlines was there ever any talk of heroes, and even in sports it seemed there were more drug busts and paternity suits than points scored or championships won.

Not that Lindsey’s own life was so exciting. But, by gosh, if he had the chance to earn the kind of money—and glory!—those athletes had, he wouldn’t throw it away. He wouldn’t stuff it up his nose or pour it down his gullet or blow it on a moment’s pleasure with some cheap floozie, that was for certain!

But, alas, there wasn’t much of a chance to make big money settling insurance claims. Not if you were honest, and Lindsey was honest. And less chance for glory. Unless—unless—he permitted himself a fleeting daydream. Maybe today something would happen to lift him out of the humdrum. A crisis, an opportunity, a chance to escape the everyday round of claim forms and statistical reports and his unchanging life at home with Mother—

He hit the brakes to keep from rear-ending a Mercury Sable rolling down the ramp into the garage under his office. It looked like Eric Coffman’s station wagon, so he waved, just in case Eric was looking in the rearview mirror. He parked the Hyundai and headed for the elevator, the morning paper tucked under his arm. Maybe it wasn’t Coffman after all. And if it had been, he was already out of sight.

* * * *

“This is terrible! They cleaned us out, they took everything!” The voice was a youthful, reedy tenor. A young man then, dreadfully upset. Likely a teenager. “I’m ruined, ruined.” He stopped to sob. “Oh my God, call me back right away, please!”

Hobart Lindsey looked across the office at Mr. Coffee. Mr. Coffee was burbling happily. The morning brew wasn’t ready yet.

Lindsey held down the rewind button on the Answermate and listened to the message again. The caller had given his name at the end of his message. At least he’d got that much right. Lindsey jotted it down. Terry Patterson. Unfortunately he hadn’t left any number. That was typical, Lindsey thought. The greeting on the machine clearly states: leave your name, organization, time of call, and your number, and we’ll call you back as soon as we can. But they never follow instructions. Half the forms the office sends out aren’t filled out right, and that means they’ll have to be done again. That’s the modern world for you!

Besides, Lindsey really shouldn’t have to take the calls off the machine. That was part of Ms. Wilbur’s job. Ms. Wilbur! But that’s the way it is, the responsible executive arrives at his desk early! That had always been his philosophy, and he was not about to change it. Not after eleven years of faithful service to International Surety.

He snorted in exasperation and surveyed the office. It wasn’t much, for all that the building was one of the shiny modern structures that were taking over downtown Walnut Creek. International Surety didn’t believe in pampering its employees, and the furniture was functional at best. There was a waist-high partition around Lindsey’s desk, there was a coat rack, and a couple of undistinguished prints which were supposed to be decorative. The computer was the only thing in the office that got any kind of pampering!

Lindsey wondered if he was ever going to get any recognition from management. How many years did it take to get noticed?

He shook his head.

He would have got to the office still earlier but he’d had to wait at home for Mrs. Hernández. He couldn’t leave Mother alone, and Mrs. Hernández simply couldn’t arrange her mornings to reach the house before seven-thirty, no matter how many times Hobart asked her and no matter how many times she promised to look into it.

“I really try, Meester Leensley,” she always said. “I try, but my hosban’ he gets home so late, I har’ly ever get to see heem.”

Even so, Lindsey arrived before Ms. Wilbur. Half the time he had to open the office himself—he’d tried to get a capable girl who was able to arrive punctually, but without success.

This morning Lindsey had looked over the mail—routine—and had put six spoons of decaffeinated Maxwell House in the Mr. Coffee. He’d tried to get Harden at Regional to authorize a new model so they could put in the grinds and water the night before and set it on automatic but Harden had said the old one was perfectly good, so that was that.

There was still the Contra Costa Times to be scanned. The usual scandals and disasters. There was an interesting piece on crime statistics that compared felony rates in various cities in the Bay Area. Oakland and San Francisco and Richmond, as usual, were in a hot race for the dubious honor of most felonies per capita. Especially murders! The little island town of Alameda, as usual, came in dead last. One homicide in the past six months: a retired navy man had apparently surprised a burglar in his living room and paid for it with his life. No clues, also as usual.

Once the coffee was brewing, Bart tossed aside the newspaper and sat down in front of the Answermate. The counter showed three calls overnight. Bart monitored the tape. Mrs. McMartin chattering and jabbering over a fender-bender, old Mr. Candliss, whose wife had passed away, and then the call from Terry Patterson.

First things first. Lindsey returned the calls in order. He phoned Mrs. McMartin and told her to get three estimates and submit them to the office. The usual. Then he looked at the Candliss file. Mr. and Mrs. had full life policies in matching amounts. Mr. Candliss would get about enough to bury her if he did it on the cheap. Lindsey jotted a note to Ms. Wilbur to send Candliss a set of claim forms.

And then the call from Terry Patterson. Lindsey ran the tape again. “This is terrible! They cleaned us out, they took everything! I’m ruined, ruined. Oh, my God, call me back right away, please!”

Well, yes, but Lindsey wanted a look at Terry Patterson’s policy first. Forewarned is forearmed. Knowledge is power. It all sounds corny, but that’s the way to get ahead.

Cleaned out. Ruined.

A household policy? Young married, burglary?

Lindsey queried the computer but there was no household policy in Terry Patterson’s name.

Automobile? Some upwardly-mobile high-techie? They liked to buy expensive cars, BMWs and Nissan 300ZXs, and load them with fancy stereos, tape decks, and CD players.

Nothing.

Lindsey sighed and called up the data base. If Patterson wasn’t the policyholder, it was probably a commercial policy. He told the computer to search for Patterson’s name as responsible party.

Ms. Wilbur arrived.

Lindsey looked up from the display screen, noted the time and waited for the usual explanation about traffic.

Ms. Wilbur said, “I’m sorry I’m late, Bart, I couldn’t help it.” She opened the closet, took off her jacket and hung it inside. She walked over to Mr. Coffee and smiled faintly. “Smells good.”

At least she called him Bart, not Hobo. His mother had named him Hobart, one of the worst names invented in the annals of Man. He’d given up long ago trying to get Ms. Wilbur to call him Mr. Lindsey, but at least she used the preferred version of his first name. He hated Hobo almost as much as he hated Hobart.

She poured herself a cup and sat at her desk.

She rewound the cassette on the Answermate and started through the calls again. “Oh, poor Mrs. Candliss died,” she said. “Don’t you want to handle this yourself, Bart?”

He told her he’d have handled it himself if he’d wanted to handle it himself. Ms. Wilbur sniffed and picked up the phone, presumably to call Mr. Candliss. Well, certainly they were supposed to be warm and human and caring, that’s what the training courses teach and that’s what International Surety’s ad campaigns emphasize. All right. But there’s such a thing as professionalism, too. And if there’s one thing Lindsey took pride in, it was his professionalism.

“Do you know a Terry Patterson?” he asked Ms. Wilbur.

Ms. Wilbur frowned and started murmuring condolences into the phone. Good gosh, the man was going to collect. Let the relatives offer handkerchiefs, International Surety was going to send money.

Without putting down the phone, Ms. Wilbur scribbled Comic Cavalcade on a memo slip and shoved it toward Bart.

Lindsey started to get annoyed. Then he realized that it wasn’t a comment, it was the account that Patterson had called about.

Lindsey looked back at the glowing display. The computer had found Terry Patterson, and the account information appeared on the monitor screen. It was a store called Comic Cavalcade. Terry Patterson was listed as sole proprietor—he hadn’t even incorporated, in this day and age!

There was an address in Berkeley and a phone number. Berkeley! Bart found himself hoping he could settle this pipsqueak claim without having to go to Patterson’s place of business. A comic book store in Berkeley! Lindsey hated comic books and everything to do with them. And Berkeley, well, everyone knows that town and what it’s filled with. Drug pushers, hippies, rich university students, yuppies, homosexuals, and Communists. And then there are the bad guys!

He played Patterson’s message still again. It sounded like an ordinary burglary, and anyway, how much could they get from a store that sold comic books? Lindsey would tell Patterson to call the police and have Ms. Wilbur send him a claim form. In fact, he’d rather have Ms. Wilbur handle the whole thing, only she was still on the phone with Mr. Candliss and Lindsey was in no mood to wait.

He jotted down the phone number for Comic Cavalcade, then dialed. He studied his Timex electric while the phone rang. It was a quarter after nine and the shop had not opened for business. Maybe they sleep late in Berkeley and open whenever they feel like it, he thought.

The reedy voice that matched Terry Patterson’s on the tape said, “Comic Cavalcade, the store is open from eleven A.M. to ten P.M., seven days a week. If you wish to leave a message, please wait for the signal.”

Lindsey snorted. When the sound came over the line he said, “This is Hobart Lindsey at International Surety in Walnut Creek, returning your—”

“Mr. Lindsey!”

Patterson must have been monitoring calls.

“Mr. Lindsey, thank you for calling. You got my message?”

“That’s why I’m calling, Mr. Patterson.”

“Oh, this is terrible. Thank you, Mr. Lindsey. I think you’d better come over here.”

He sounded less distraught than he had on the tape. He’d probably spent the time since he’d left the message putting his thoughts in order, and realized what a penny-ante matter it was.

“I don’t know if that will be necessary,” Lindsey said. “Have you notified the police?”

“Are you sure you don’t want to come to the store?”

Lindsey ignored the question and asked again, “Have you notified the police?”

“Yes, sure. First thing. There’s an officer here right now, but I think you’d better come in.”

A police officer—that was a pleasant surprise. Lindsey hadn’t expected that the Berkeley police would bother with something like a burglary at a comic book store. At a jeweler’s or a camera shop or a stereo store, yes—but comic books?

“How great is the loss, Mr. Patterson?”

“I haven’t priced everything out. I’ve done an inventory, I think I know everything they took. But—”

“Was this a break-in?” Bart asked.

“No. Uh, maybe. I mean, the back door, I think they, uh, jimmied the lock. They didn’t break in, like, uh, break in, you know. They didn’t smash the window or anything. But I guess you could say they broke in, sort of.”

“Well, it sounds like a police matter to me. How much do you estimate your loss to be?” Lindsey looked at the display screen to check Comic Cavalcade’s deductible. If it was a petty loss, it wouldn’t even be worth processing the claim.

“I’m not sure.”

“Give me an approximation.” Lindsey rubbed his eyes with his forefinger and thumb. Patterson would probably inflate the amount, Lindsey would have to go to the store and examine the premises, disallow the claim. Patterson would yowl and threaten to sue International Surety. Then they’d start haggling like a couple of rug merchants. What a mess. Well, at least Patterson had called the police. And how much could some trashy comic books be worth, even if he did inflate the amount?

“Uh, I’ll have to double-check this, Mr. Lindsey, against the price guides and such. But I figure they got some really choice items.”

Lindsey counted to five. “Yes, Mr. Patterson. Could you give me a rough dollar estimate of the value of those comic books? Just a preliminary figure.”

Patterson didn’t say anything.

“Try,” Lindsey urged. He let his breath out with a soft hiss. “Guess.”

“Uh, about a quarter mil, give or take. About that.”

Lindsey gasped. Ms. Wilbur had finished consoling Mr. Candliss and was typing an envelope. She looked up and stared at Bart. Into the telephone he said, “How much did you say?”

“Uh, ab-about a quarter of a million, Mr. Lindsey. A lot of the things were on consignment, you understand. So I d-d-didn’t just lose my own stock, I’ll have to make good to the owners. I can’t pay that kind of money, M-Mr. Lindsey. International Surety has to stand by me. You have to. Please!”

Lindsey yelped.

Ms. Wilbur turned to look at him. “Are you all right?”

He muttered something into the phone and hung up.

Ms. Wilbur asked if he wanted a cup of coffee.

He shook his head and stammered, “N-No. I couldn’t hold the c-cup!”