The Fountain of Humor for Seniors

The Fountain of Humor for Seniors
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The Fountain of Humor for Seniors available as an eBook and in Audio files is a collection of jokes and stories targeted to seniors 50+. These jokes can be read and listened to by the senior him- or herself or read and/or played to them by the people who live, work or love them. The material is helpful to mind and body. It is funny, tasteful and likely to make most seniors laugh out loud. <br><br>It&#39;s all about feeling good, feeling much better, reducing sad feelings, healing mind and body. All anyone needs to do is to laugh loud and long to feel good and better. Yes, it works. It&#39;s not a cure-all for aging and not a Fountain of Youth . . . simply a Fountain of Humor&acirc;?&#162; for seniors. It is a supply of funny jokes and stories that really helps, for a while, to reduce the depression about aging, the loss of loved ones, chronic illness, loss of sight, sound and mobility. <br><br>Our jokes and stories are provided through our unique process of selection, customization and cleansing by our &quot;Joke-Jury.&quot; This combined publication of text and audio has been designed so that:<br><br>A blind or partially blind person can hear the jokes and laugh. <br>A deaf or partially deaf person can see the jokes and laugh. <br>A healthy person can see and hear the jokes and laugh. <br>Even the dying find something to laugh about for a moment in time and will ask for more jokes. <br><br>My father-in-law, terminally ill with cancer, called often in his last year asking my wife and me to read a joke or two to him. Hearing him laugh from miles away also opened the door to comforting conversation and made it easier for all of us. This is mighty important for all of us.<br><br>An 85-year-old, losing her mental capacities, repeatedly asked for our jokes to be read to her. It comforted her right up to her passing.<br><br>A professional woman purchased the set for &quot;signing&quot; to groups of deaf people. She works with them as the audio version plays the jokes for her. <br><br>Instructions are provided on how to read them to diverse senior audiences in institutional settings or families or to their friends. <br><br>We believe that the elderly, infirmed, families or just two people enjoy the togetherness and communal feeling that laughter brings. People love having jokes read to them. That &quot;legitimizes&quot; laughing out loud. Everyone wants to laugh, whether they are kids age 1 or 100.

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Richard G. Lazar PhD. The Fountain of Humor for Seniors

Guidance to Those Who Read or Play Our Jokes and Stories to Seniors

What We Do

How We Do It

What You Get

Who Gets It?

The Jokes

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder (Track 001, 3:00)

This is a Letter I Received a While Back (Track 002, 1:14)

Alligator Alert (Track 003, 1:20)

Apples and Wine (Track 004, :54)

The Follow-Up Question (Track 005, :51)

Let’s Get Physical (Track 006, :32)

The Week at The Gym with Belinda (Track 007, 4:40)

Yet Another True Story (Track 008, 1:07)

Broke But Driving (Track 009, :37)

Even Grandmas May Get It Wrong (Track 010, :45)

Love that Candy (Track 011, :41)

Senior Classified Ads (Track 012, 2:06)

Country Drive (Track 013, :36)

A Dead Donkey . . . (Track 014, 1:06)

Hell Hath No Fury to a Man Scorned (Track 015, 1:24)

A Well Planned Life???? (Track 016, :41)

Today in Farming (Track 017, :57)

His Final Wish (Track 018, :39)

Back to the Kitchen (Track 019, 1:22)

Worth a Kiss (Track 020, 1:10)

Free Sex with Fill-Up (Track 021, 1:15)

Be Careful This is Another Genie Joke (Track 022, :44)

It Certainly Makes Sense (Track 023, :56)

Being Grateful (Track 024, :33)

Grandma’s Kindness (Track 025, 1:00)

Great Genes (Track 026, 1:27)

The Voice From Above (Track 027, 1:04)

A Sure Way to Gain Inner Peace (Track 028, :52)

A Good Investment—You Think? (Track 029, 1:45)

This is About an Italian Mother (Track 030, :46)

Direct Line to God (Track 031, 1:49)

Man of the House (Track 032, :44)

Old Ladies Think Fast (Track 033, 2:11)

Quick Hits (Track 034, 1:08)

A Senior Blonde Needs Help with Her Jigsaw Puzzle (Track 035, 1:03)

What’s That? Part 1 (Track 036, :18)

Do NOT Lose Your Grandkids in the Mall! . . . (Track 037, :43)

Peer Pressure? (Track 038, :23)

Another True Story From an Atlanta Paper (Track 039, 1:16)

Better Be Clear (Track 040, :26)

The Farmer Lost a Wife . . . the Farmer Lost a Wife! (Track 041, 1:45)

The Frog and the Loan (Track 042, 1:36)

What’s That? Part 2 (Track 043, :22)

Marriage (Track 044, :36)

The Medication Says . . . (Track 045, :38)

Older Man Teaches the Doctor (Track 046, :22)

She Mailed It—She Didn’t (Track 047, 1:23)

Just a Summer Drink (Track 048, 1:06)

Some Things to Ponder (Track 049, 1:14)

Exercise for those Over 55 (Track 050, :57)

Pour it and They Will Come (Track 051, :51)

Senior Citizen Serenity Prayer (Track 052, :27)

No Title for This One . . . Enjoy! (Track 053, :22)

A Set of Questions and Answers (Track 054, 1:51)

Where Are Grandma and Grandpa? (Track 055, 1:36)

Retiree on the Loose (Track 056, 3:33)

Sad for the Old Lady (Track 057, :51)

A Scam That Is Worth Falling For (Track 058, :30)

Scary Food (Track 059, :36)

A Serious Seenus Condition (Track 060, :29)

Computer Virus . . . Be Very Careful (Track 061, 1:04)

A Senior Blond (Track 062, :50)

97-Year Old Sex Drive (Track 063, :23)

A Warning to Older Joggers (Track 064, 1:51)

Spiritual Help (Track 065, :31)

Stress Anyone? (Track 066, :53)

Free Super Bowl Ticket (Track 067, 1:20)

Remembering Old Friends . . . Sometimes Hard (Track 068, :44)

Charley Called Him On It (Track 069, :29)

Your Wife’s Birthday . . . Approach With Care (Track 070, :37)

We Might as Well Laugh and Dance . . . (Track 071, 3:04)

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1.Laughing out loud, and louder yet . . . is vital. Encourage it and model it.

2.Prepare by reading, knowing and mastering the joke. Laugh along with the CDs to learn.

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Not a cure-all for aging and not a Fountain of Youth.

It is simply, a supply of funny jokes and stories that truly helps for a while to reduce depression about aging, loss of loved ones, chronic illness, loss of sight, sound and mobility and then . . . it works again and again.

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