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ОглавлениеMainwaring is sporting a black eye so Godfrey and his sister suggest various remedies.
GODFREY: You remember my sister, Mr Mainwaring? By Jove, that eye looks nasty.
MAINWARING: I rather stupidly walked into the door of the linen cupboard.
CISSY: A little bit of folded Christmas card is awfully good for that.
MAINWARING: For a black eye?
CISSY: No, for keeping the linen cupboard door shut.
GODFREY: What you need, Mr Mainwaring, is a hot onion.
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