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ACT ONE - AT THE OFFICE

SCENE: Office with desk and several chairs. Brian sits working at desk. Enter Alf brandishing a letter.

ALF: Brian, have you seen this letter?

BRIAN: What letter?

ALF: The old man himself has written to me.

BRIAN: To you? You’re kidding.

ALF: In five years I’ve never received a letter from ‘on high’.

BRIAN: It must be a mistake.

ALF: No, no. I’ve been invited to a conference.

BRIAN: You? To a conference?

ALF: A conference for high potential managers.

BRIAN: Then it’s definitely a mistake.

ALF: Why?

BRIAN: (snatching letter and reading) Give it to me. ‘Dear Colleagues’. This is not addressed to you! Nowhere does it say ‘Dear Alfred’ or ‘Mr Adler’.

ALF: My name is on the envelope.

BRIAN: But the letter is not addressed to you personally.

ALF: (retrievingletter) Give it back. (Reads)“Congratulations, you have been selected from a large number of candidates to attend the Advanced Management Conference…”

BRIAN: Why ‘advanced’? How can management be ‘advanced’?

ALF: Perhaps it’s for junior managers like me who want to be…

BRIAN: Senior managers?

ALF: Well, I don’t want to be a junior manager forever.

BRIAN: You’re not a junior manager. You’re a clerk who tells other clerks what to do.

ALF: But that’s important.

BRIAN: Our managers make it difficult for people to do their jobs. Is that important?

ALF: (shakes his head and returns to letter) “The conference will run for five challenging days when you will be educated in the latest theories of management.”