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Оглавление— Great arse?
— … Yes
— Great arse?
— So?
— Ha! This Patrick guy – Murphy picks up a pencil, waggles it – Smooth-talking bastard!
— It was a book …
—Yep OK
— I was looking at a book, of French rococo art
— Sure, Becs
— No you don’t understand he was looking over my shoulder, at that picture by Boucher – Murphy not responding, Rebecca goes on – The painting of that girl with her bottom in the air, so you see it was really quite sharp
Murphy percusses the end of the pencil against her lips:
— It isn’t big and it isn’t clever
— Murf!
— I don’t mind you lying to me, it’s when you lie to yourself
— Ohhh
Amused but frustrated Rebecca says no more. Instead she leans against the edge of Murphy’s desk: the only furniture of note in the pale-blond-wooden-floored, mostly white-matt-walled emptiness of Schubert & Scholes, Murphy’s gallery.
Rebecca:
— How long has it been since you had a shag Murf?
— He just sounds rough. Very rough … – Murphy is twirling the pencil like a tiny baton between her fingers – Tell me about his criminal record again?
— It’s nothing heavy
— Oh, only a tiny little bit of GBH
— He got in a couple of fights when he was at Uni
— A couple of fights. Jesus! – Murphy sticks the pencil into her hair, twists hair around the end — That’s why they threw him out of his college, the University of Tesco’s Car Park, or wherever it was? Right?!
— Yyyess
— Let’s face it, he’s a bloody caveman
Rebecca tilts her head:
— Mmm. Sexy, isn’t it?
— No – Murphy snaps – It’s not. It’s wanky. The guy’s a musclebound fuck-wit and you’re all gooey-eyed. Christ! – Murphy gazes into the eyes of her friend – What about all that feminism stuff we studied at Edinburgh, what about Simone de Beauvoir and … that other French cow?
— You should see him when he’s got a bit of stubble
— Ohhh … – The pencil falls from Murphy’s fingers, bounces off a two-month-old edition of Blueprint magazine, and spins to the pale-blond-wood floor. Murphy looks down, says – I presume you’ve shagged him already?
— He’s such a spunk
— So that makes it OK? You atrocious slut
Surveying a pile of oversized metal film canisters stacked carefully in one corner of the gallery, Rebecca says:
— Actually we haven’t – Looking back at her surprised-looking friend, meaningfully – I only went down on him
A clucking noise from Murphy; Rebecca:
— Which I thought was rather restrained
— Restrained?
— Comparatively
Murphy:
— Fifteen minutes after meeting the bloke you’re on your knees wrestling with his zipper … restrained?
— Nice and big, by the way
— ?
— And thick
Murphy laughs:
— Girth?
— Gerrrrrrtthh!
— We Like Gerrrrrtthhhhh!!
Their chorus done, Murphy shakes her head and says:
— Just don’t come running when he goes and dumps you you hairy old SLAPPER
A pause. Murphy is bending to pick up the pencil from the floor. Watching her friend bend over, Rebecca assesses her friend’s shortish brown hair; her lithe figure; the cuttlefish tattoo she can see above her friend’s new jeans-belt. Rebecca, idly:
— Love the belt
— Yeah?
Saying ‘yeah I do’, Rebecca sits back against the desk again. Looking at a grainy art photo of a power station on the wall, Rebecca says:
— Actually, we’ve only kissed
— Yeah right – Murphy looks sarcastic and uncomprehending and pleased at the same time – Three dates: and you’ve only kissed? Honestly?
— Honestly
— Wow … – Murphy pretends to get up from her chair – Do you want to lie down? I’ll get you a blanket
— I think … he’s a bit … inhibited
— Inhibited?
— Well, I told him
— No!
— Couldn’t help it. He took me to some club he knows … and we started talking about sex and – Rebecca grins self-consciously – I just stupidly came out with it
— Jesus
— I know – Rebecca mumbles a laugh – Maybe it was a slight mistake
— I’ve told you, Becs: it frightens them
— But it’s just the truth
Murphy shakes her head:
— Twenty-eight different lovers is quite a lot for a twenty-two-year-old Rebecca, smiling:
— Rather more than he as it turned out
— Where’d he take you then?
— Thirty-one anyway … sorry?
— Your second date. Where?
— I told you, this club, he knows all these places in Soho cause of
— No, before the club
— Oh, some posh restaurant
— Hope he paid
— Of course. It’s so awfully unfair isn’t it?
A confirming grin, then Murphy says:
— Don’t tell ’em – Murphy cocks a finger to her lips – They’ll figure it out one day, don’t let on …
Rebecca nods, distracted, says ‘uh-huh’. Again, she looks appraisingly at her friend. Rebecca wonders if and when her best friend will get a boyfriend. Then she wonders if her own impending relationship will affect her friendship with Murphy; then Rebecca realises she has no idea what effect her possible love affair with Patrick will have, because she’s never been in love before. In which case, how does she know she is falling in love now? Simply because she’s more anxious than normal, more nervously upbeat? More keen to submit?
As if telepathically, Murphy says:
— I suppose you’re going to go and fall in love with this bozo aren’t you?
— No
— YES – Murphy is sighing, urbanely – You’re going to sleep with him tonight and by next week you’ll be texting him messages on his phone and by autumn you’ll be wearing his bloody shirts and then – Murphy stops, nods to herself, decides on the rest of her speech – Then by next spring when you both walk home from restaurants you’ll start looking casually in estate agents and then … and then … – Searching for the right part of London, Murphy goes on, emphatically – Then you’ll move in to some stupid stupid flat in Clapham and that’ll be it. Finito. After that you’ll only ever ring me when he’s been horrible to you and then you’ll have a baby and move to Suffolk and spend the weekend wearing Aran jumpers and God it’s so annoying
— You’re jealous. Sweet
— Course I’m fucking jealous – Murphy shakes her head in amazement – Why shouldn’t I be jealous. Just don’t get hurt? K?
— You might be wrong anyway – Rebecca glances at the precious-metal watch, the watch her father bought her for her eighteenth. This makes her feel a pang of something. Some regret – He’s a bit rough in some ways … – She makes a thoughtful face – Anyway I’m meeting him at the pub down the road, in a minute
Murphy, calmer:
— You did say he lives round here, right?
— Ya, it’s convenient for his job – Rebecca looks out of the window, as if expecting Patrick to walk by – S’just down the road
— So that’s why he fetched up every time we had a sarny
— Yes – Rebecca thinks about Patrick’s flat; about the kiss on the sofa, the hand on her nipple – He’s got a nice flatmate, very shaggable
Murphy looks up, helpless:
— Really?
— Really. Joe … something. Cute bod. Bit of a druggie
— Mmmm?
— Wears a good pair of jeans …
— Ooooh …
Rebecca starts laughing at Murphy’s melodramatic ooooh-noise; Murphy has already stopped laughing. Murphy is saying:
— Hello hello
Rebecca:
— I’ll arrange a drink or something. So you can meet him, he’s very sweet and funny, I’m sure you’ll
— sssss!!
Murphy is nodding towards a well-dressed man who has swung through the plate-glass door from the street; Murphy:
— The Christmas rush!!
Obediently Rebecca gazes across the gallery: at the expensively empty space of Schubert & Scholes now filled by a punter, a customer, a man. The man has an air of wealth, and confidence; enough for Murphy to put on her brightest, most insincere gallery-girl smile.
His hands on his knees, the pinstriped man begins examining a collection of enamelled Japanese household rubbish piled alongside one wall of the gallery. Quickly swivelling to her best friend, Murphy makes a ‘sorry I’d better do some work now’ expression; slipping herself off the desk Rebecca puts a fist to her tilted head and makes an ‘OK I’ll ring you tomorrow’ gesture.
In Charlotte Street the blue sunshades are up outside Chez Gérard. A few yards further down the road couples are eating noodles outside the Vietnamese place. And on restaurant tables ranked alongside the entire facade of Pescatori Fish Restaurant big azure-glass ashtrays are glinting expensively in the sun. Walking down this, through this, all this, along her favourite London road, Rebecca feels a head-rush of happiness. She feels a sudden sense of her youngness, her freeness, her possibly-about-to-be-no-longer-singleness. She feels almost ebullient: so ebullient, she finds she is virtually skipping down to the junction of Charlotte and Percy Streets, as she heads for the Marquis of Granby pub.
But before she reaches the Marquis of Granby pub, Rebecca clocks her watch again and realises she has walked so fast, and so ebulliently, and so nearly-skippingly, she is ten minutes early.
So now? Assessing the sun Rebecca sees that it is still slanting brightly enough down Rathbone Place to make it worth working on her tan. Taking a corner seat at one of the wooden pub tables outside the Marquis Rebecca arranges herself: she turns and faces with closed eyes the hot sun, stretching her bare legs out. After a minute of this Rebecca opens her eyes, and sees that her legs are already the subject of some male consternation. One besuited barely-out-of-his-teens drinker is openly pointing at her. For his benefit, without making it too obvious, Rebecca raises her dress an inch or two higher; thinking of Rembrandt’s wife in the painting as she does so.
More heads turn. A tongue actually lolls. Rebecca has never seen a tongue loll before, but there one is, lolling. At her. Not for the first time in her life, Rebecca decides she actually quite enjoys this: the sensation of masculine eyes upon her. It makes her feel like a mid-period Picasso at a glamorous auction; it makes her feel like an attractive woman. Sitting here being sizzled by the heat Rebecca starts to wonder why some art history feminists get so worked up about the male gaze. How so? Why so het up about leers and oeillades? Rebecca does not comprehend it. These staring men make Rebecca feel strong, empowered, aristocratic. To Rebecca right now these men look like so many Catholic French peasants gazing at le Roi Soleil. Dumb, resentful, awestruck serfs …
Thinking of this, primrosing down this intellectual path, Rebecca wonders unwontedly if she can spin a thesis out of this, out of, say, the male gaze as serf-like feudal reflex. Perhaps, she decides, she could; but then, she decides, she shouldn’t. All these thoughts of matters historical, and theoretical, and thesis-esque, are in fact making Rebecca feel a simultaneous twinge of guilt. Because she isn’t working even on her present project, her Crusader thesis, hardly. At all.
Rebecca opens her eyes, worried now. Ever since she and Patrick met, she thinks, she’s done virtually nothing towards her PhD. And this does not make Rebecca feel empowered and royal: right now this makes her feel crap, teenage, girly and feeble. God it’s so crap, Rebecca decides, pulling down her dress to hide her legs: that a mere man can come along and upend her priorities, distort her intellectual life, make nonsense of her ambitions and life goals, by not having shaved for a day or two. How gay is that?
So she must do some work, Rebecca decides, just to show she isn’t just a cheerleading troupe of hormones.
Sighing in the sunshine, putting down her pint of lager, Rebecca takes a textbook out of her bag, the ever-present, hardly-touched Crusades history book, and starts to read up. Flicking pages she comes upon the section she was deconstructing up until … the bit she was studying up and unto the moment Patrick walked casually through the front door of her life, like he’d had a key all along …
Patrick …? Patrick … PATRICK. Rebecca wonders why it should be Patrick that finally stirs her, rather than any other. He’s nice-looking, she thinks; not the most good-looking. So is it because he’s like her father? Rebecca cannot imagine anyone less like her passive, diffident, tentative, bridge-playing father. Is it then because he’s like her mother?
Rebecca shudders.
Then it must be because he’s like neither; the opposite of both. In which case, how will her parents react to him? And how will he react to them? Can they possibly get on? Will Patrick understand the set up? Will he despise Rebecca for living at home, with her parents, at her age, for having sloped back home so as to do her London Uni PhD? Will he understand that she only did this because home was luxurious, convenient, palatial, and cheap …
Work!
Page opened, page corner unfoxed, Rebecca reads. She has to work. Lips firmed, she begins:
As the Crusaders trekked across Europe towards the Holy Land, they left a trail of dead. In Speyer, Worms and other German cities they butchered Jews in their thousands. Witnesses in Mainz, in particular, reported fearful scenes of panic, of terrified Jewish women barricading themselves in their houses, and throwing gold coins out of the windows, to try and distract the rampaging soldiery.
To no avail. The pogrom was savage, and relentless, and shocking, even by the …
— Hello?
Eyes up, Rebecca sees that: yes! it’s Patrick. Half stooping Patrick kisses Rebecca on her grateful cheek, turning her face Rebecca turns this into a kiss on the lips. At this Patrick seems to start, then stop. For a second Patrick seems unsure again: he just stands there. Rebecca takes this chance to shut and bag her book, and also to appraise Patrick: to assess his hiply retro jeans, his cool white cotton shirt, his two days’ stubble. Sensing the appraisal, Patrick makes a wry face, and a buying-the-drinks gesture, and disappears inside the pub. Two minutes later he comes out with two pints of coldish lager which the two of them sit and drink quickly, and thirstily, while they talk. After these two pints Patrick goes into the pub and buys two more pints; they drink these two almost as quickly. They are getting drunk. As Rebecca gets drunk, Patrick gets drunk, and the two of them talk excitedly and happily as they get drunk. The fact that they are getting drunk means they keep breaking into laughter apropos of nothing. This in itself makes Rebecca feel quite strange inside: sipping her beer, calming herself, she tries to concentrate on what Patrick is saying. Patrick is explaining that the small record label which he is helping to run has just bought an even smaller label which means they now have a roster of Asian ambient techno bands to promote and, yes, Rebecca thinks, his tanned chest looks nice with that silver cross against it.
Patrick has stopped talking. Rebecca makes a sorry-I-was-distracted-could-you-say-that-again face. Patrick shakes his head:
— Like you’re interested
— Oh I am
Patrick laughs:
— Lying tart
— No no really tell me more about that Asian thrash metal scene
— OK OK – He chuckles – Do you fancy coming back to my flat?
Eyes on his laughing eyes, eyes on his thick, black, slightly violent hair, Rebecca wonders: about Patrick’s differentness, his maleness, his foreignness. As Patrick makes some more noises it comes to Rebecca that his Irish-English-Britishness is as foreign to her as, no doubt, as a Jewess, she is to him. She is his Outremer. He is her Frankish knight. And this is their First Crusade.
And perhaps, Rebecca thinks, I overintellectualise
— Got some Kiwi Riesling
— Uhhh, sorry?
Looking at Rebecca with a cool expression, of amused bemusement, Patrick says:
— I was … suggesting – He slows, deliberately – That we eat at my place, I could do some food, open a bottle of white or something. You know?
Nodding demurely, saying ‘sure’, Rebecca sips at her lager. Then she gives up on being demure and gulps the rest of her beer down. As she wipes her lips with the back of her hand, he laughs. Rebecca sarcastically apologises and says:
— Did you not know I was a complete lush?
Fitting his empty beer glass into the circle of dampness it has already made, Patrick says:
— Come on – Holding out a hand he takes Rebecca’s hand, and thereby helps her up and away.
Pleased to be holding hands with him, worried her hands are perspiring, noticing he is checking out her cleavage as they walk along, Rebecca says nothing. Together, hand in hand, they walk down Windmill Street, over Tottenham Court Road, along the side roads to Patrick’s flat. His flat. To the bare, unpainted stairs of his first-floor shared apartment.
In the flat they stand, slightly awkward. Rebecca makes a comment about how nice and bright it is in the day, and of course how centrally located. Patrick makes a mumbling noise about how he grew up in a boring small town and therefore has a fear of living in small towns or suburbs; how living away from the centre of London makes him feel like he is dying. Dying in prison. Then he laughs and says:
— I’ll get a drink
Into the sitting room, flooded with square sunlight from the large first-floor windows, Rebecca kneels in her summer dress on the polished bare floorboards and starts checking out Patrick’s bookshelves. From the kitchen she can hear sounds of him, uncorking bottles, clattering plates and cutlery. The last time she was in this flat, she thinks, the only other time she was in this flat, she had been very very drunk and it was very very dark and she had not had the time to case the bookcase, to do the essential appraisal. So now is her chance.
— White wine OK then?
— Yes – Rebecca calls back, through the walls, into the kitchen – Yes please fine
So: the bookcase. Running her eyes along the spines, feeling slightly guilty about her intellectual snobbishness, Rebecca does her assessment.
De Bernières, of course; Bridget Jones, slightly surprising; Tolstoy, v.g.
— Dressing on your salad?
— Yes, please, whatever
Thinking for a second about the Tolstoy, pleased about the Tolstoy, Rebecca moves on.
Pushkin, golly; Nick Hornby, hmmm; Turgenev, wow; Akhmatova, even better.
Hmm.
— God I love rocket
He is calling from the kitchen again. Rebecca laughs something in agreement and completes her research. It doesn’t take long. Apart from the literature and fiction titles she’s seen, the rest of the shelves are stuffed with boy books: psychology, sociobiology, politics, rugby; books on fascism, cricket, anti-Semitism, sex, ant society, human evolution and Southampton FC. For the life of her Rebecca doesn’t know what she thinks about the maleness of these bookshelves. Here is the intellectual equivalent of a fridge with just two beer cans in it. Is that good or bad?
As she tries to assess her own reaction Rebecca notices that Patrick has returned with a bowl of salad, two plates, and some cutlery lodged like a tango dancer’s rose in his mouth; getting to her feet, slightly embarrassed to have been caught checking his shelves, Rebecca takes the forks out of Patrick’s mouth, as he turns and produces from behind him two wineglasses full of cold white Riesling. Rebecca notes that Patrick is looking down her cleavage again as he stops to place her wineglass on the windowshelf.
They sit side by side on the sofa; eat the salad. The salad is nice, the wine nicer. Rebecca decides to ask:
— The books – She says, with half a mouthful of rocket – They all yours?
— Yeah – He answers, similarly mouth full – Mostly. The fiction tends to be Joe’s, all the poetry and Russian crap
— Right
— And all the science stuff is basically mine
— Uh … – Rebecca says – Huh
They both go quiet as they eat. At one point they both laugh nervously at the same time; then they both laugh genuinely because they have both laughed nervously at the same time. Then Patrick:
— And the music’s totally mine
He is gesturing behind her. Turning on the sofa Rebecca takes in, for the first time, the entire opposite wall. The entire opposite wall is comprised of floor-to-ceiling shelves holding CDs, singles, tapes, DATs, minidisks, LPs, DVDs, God knows. Thousands of titles, literally thousands. Even from this distance, with her dim knowledge of music, Rebecca can see there is a notable mixture: jazz, blues, acid house, Celtic folk, Yorkshire brass band, Karlheinz Stockhausen (Karlhwho Stockwhat?), Wagner, bluegrass, flamenco. Pulled especially from the rack is a row of CDs, standing together by the player.
Setting her finished plate of salad on the floor Rebecca skips over to the row of CDs; kneeling, and wine-sipping, and gazing, she checks out the titles of these chosen CDs. What he is listening to now. Minnie Ripperton, Maria Callas, Joy Division, Nick Drake (?), the Carpenters, Elvis, Blind Melon (??), Jacqueline du Pré.
Again, despite her misty grasp on things musical, and the fact that she is now really quite drunk, quite pleasantly, happily drunk, Rebecca realises there is something odd, something almost too eclectic about this selection. With her wineglass in hand, feeling pleasantly sluttish, Rebecca is about to swivel and ask him about the music, when she feels his lips on her neck. His arms are around her waist from behind, making her feel slim. His voice is close, boozy, warm:
— Dead cred
— Mmnn?
Her voice is slurred. His voice is closer, hotter:
— You see I’ve had an idea we should release a CD
— Nn
— Made up entirely of music by glamorously dead people, like all those
— Realll
— Yess – He is kissing her earlobe – Cause I think there’s something about music by dead people, interestingly dead people – Another kiss – Something that’s incredibly powerful – Another kiss – And better and poignant and the copyright might be a nightmare but we could call it Dead Singers’ Songs – Two kisses, four – And I think it would it would it might oh God Rebecca your breasts they are SO
— Here – She says, laughing – Here, you unbuckle it here