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Kude-kude kumda we-USSR yangaphambili (ngoku eyi-Kazakhstan) ne China, kumazantsi mpuma e-Semipalatinsk, kufutshane nomzi we-Ayaguz, otolikwe njenge «Oh inkunzi», bekukho umhlaba wovavanyo lwenyukliya onesimo se-radioactive esosulelayo esifunyenwe kukungakhathali kososayensi abasebenzayo. Kuyo yonke indawo esingqongileyo, ukuguquka okungafaniyo kuhlala kuvame ukwenzeka, kuguquko ezahlukeneyo: ke iintloko ezimbini ziya kuzalwa kumzimba omnye we-mutton; emva koko imisila emibini – kwiliza okanye kwinyoka; ke iinyawo ezintathu kunye nesandla esinye, kwinzala kaTemujin (Genghis Khan), umhlali walapha. Kwaye kwenzeka ukuba abaqhelekileyo bazalwe, njengo-Sparrow Stasyan, umzekelo.
Kwakungekho siphene emzimbeni wakhe, yonke into yayihamba ngendlela ebifanele yenziwe ngayo: umsila, umlomo, amehlo kunye nokunye… Yonke into yayifana nongqengqelo, kodwa wayenengxaki yeplamu. Ngokuchanekileyo, kwakungekho manzi konke konke, kwaye wayeyimpandla ngokupheleleyo. Kwaye ke, kususela ekuzalweni, yena, ubomi bakhe obunzima, wanyanzelwa ukuba achithe emhlabeni, ebi kakhulu kunenkukhu, nokuba ubuncinci beflatters. Kodwa akukho kubi ngakumbi kunenja okanye ixhwili, ingenakhaya okanye imouse… Ngamafutshane, angaze aye ezulwini, njengezalamane zabo ezinamehlo, abamgculela ngokumbiza, bemhlazisa, bememeza kwizidleke, sele sele zinamantshontsho. Kwaye noStasyan ade amkhulula kuye – eli bala ulukhathazile entloko edakumbile kwaye elila emphefumlweni, ehamba ejikeleza omnye umntu. Kwaye kunjalo yonke imihla. Kodwa wayekufuna ngenene ukubhabha, ukuba wayengumntu olele ubuthongo ebuthongweni bakhe, nditsho nokuzama ukuthatha ngaphezulu kwesisodwa, ke inyani ayisiyonto iphupha yena, xhumaxhuma kwiJava kwaye ebekwindlela yokulala umntu othuleyo, waphakamisa amaphiko akhe asisiqhwithi, waphinda wawela emhlabeni…kwaye kwenzeka, wabetha ebunzini lakhe, emva koko ilitye lokusila. Into angakhange azame, kodwa akukho nto ithathe indawo yeentsiba zakhe.
Kwangelo xesha, kwathi kamva, ngenxa yemfesane lathatha ububele kumphandle onkcenkcesheleyo, kwaye kwakhona, ebaleka ikati elahlekileyo eyayifuna ukumqwenga, wafumana isidumbu esibolileyo. Iimpethu zazimgone kakuhle umfi, kwaye iintsiba zimane zilala emathanjeni phantsi komgaqo wenkunkuma yabantu. Wathatha iintsiba ezimbini zokozela, wazishukumisa njengamaphiko, wajika, wasuka emhlabeni. Waphupha ngathi yokhozi luphaphazela phezulu esibhakabhakeni kwaye lilandelela le lekati iludla kwisidlo sakusasa, ngeloxesha eyayizama ukubamba kwaye inyanzelise umntu osweleyo- umntu okhubazekileyo onengxaki yokuvavanywa okungekho mgangathweni kwenyukliya enemitha yokusa kwisibhakabhaka. Kodwa ukubamba iintsiba emathangeni akhe kwaye egobe iminwe yakhe, bekungeyonto ilula ukuyikhupha kwaye engasetyenzisanga ukutsiba phezulu, ingakumbi kuba kwakungekho msila weentsiba kwaye uStasyan akakwazanga ukuloba, ukuze ajike ngasekhohlo, ekunene, phezulu nasezantsi, kwakufuneka emhlabeni, ajike ajike ngomlomo nangengubo ebuyela ezulwini. Ewe, kwaye awuyi kwicala langasese phantsi kwendlu yangasese. Kwakufuneka ndenze indawo yokukhawulezileyo, ekhokelela ekulimaleni kwisithsaba kunye nomlomo, kuba ngokufuthi bayabanciphisa. Ewe, wafunda ukubhabha ngolu hlobo kwakungekho kudala, de iintsiba zathatyathwa zizihlobo zakhe kwakhona waqala waphila, wasinda, ebaleka efihla. Kodwa kumlo olandelayo, waphinda kwakhona, okomnye wabonakala ngathi ungqhekeka, waphosa phantsi, waphiliswa. Kodwa kanye xa uStasyan engafumananga ngempumelelo kumhlaba omtsha, ongumntu, engenakhaya, eshushu, enjeya imveliso eneswekile yomgubo wesisu. Ngelizwi, kwi-shit. Ukuziva kwakungekho mnandi, kwaye kuyimfuneko ukuhlamba, kodwa kukho ukunqongophala kwamanzi: emva kwayo yonke loo nto, indawo ye-steppe. Abantu bathatha amanzi equleni. Kwaye umlambo womisa phakathi phakathi kwehlobo, akunakubakho iimvula ezinye iinyanga ezintandathu, ilanga litshonile. Kuya kufuneka silinde de iphele i-shit kwaye inyamalale ngokwayo – uStasyan wacinga ngokuvakalayo kwaye, esiya kwicala elinelanga, walala ngomqolo waqala ukulinda.
Kwaye ngelo xesha, iqela leempukane eziluhlaza ezilusizi zazisondela kufutshane, apho uStasyan wayengazi nto ngayo. Hayi, wazibona iimpukane ebomini bakhe kwaye wazitya, kodwa zafa kuphela kwaye zomile, njengezisele zebhiya. Abaphilayo bahlala bemjikeleza, ukuze bangabi ziziqhu, zesisu sentaka yakhe. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, iintaka zihlafuna isisu sazo. Kwaye ngalo mzuzu, ivumba lokugoba kunye nokubonakala okungaqondakaliyo, njengesiqu senkunkuma yomdalo wehashe, wakufihla ukuthanda kwakhe intaka yexhoba, enkulu ngeempukane. URoy wajikeleza ungqengqele entloko kwaye wenza indawo yokuhlala ngexesha lesidlo sasemini, watsiba ngaxeshanye, kodwa kwakungekho. Inkunkuma yayinzima phambi kwamehlo kwaye imilenze yeempukane ezinomdaka zibambelele kuwo wonke umzimba. Ngamaxesha athile iimpukane zazitshintshwa kwindawo, ngaloo ndlela zithintela ii-paws zazo ekugqibeleni ukuba zinamathele kukutya. Ezona mpukane ziphambili, zazifuna ukukhupha umthetho wokuba kutshintshwe iindawo, xa yayimiswe ngamehlo kaStasyan ovulekileyo, phambi kwayo ibekwincam yomlomo wayo.
– Yima!! UStasyan wancuma.
– Ungubani? -inkokeli ibuzwe ngenxa yokoyika- Ndiyinkosi yakho, uyaqonda?
– Ewe.
– Bizwa, khoboka lam!
– Isithandwa … – Njani?
– Molo…
– Ngaba ndiza kubiza isithandwa esiPhezulu?
– Unokuthi: «bhabha i-honey.»
– Fly Honey … – UStasyan wanikina intloko. – kutheni sithandwa?
– Emnandi, uyazi? Iinyosi zinxiba…
– Sithandwa, okanye yintoni?
– Ngokombono wakho-Isithandwa, kodwa ngombono wethu – Isithandwa. Ewe, sabhabha…
Ezona mpukane ziphambili zizamile ukukhupha i-paws yayo, kodwa yayiselide kakhulu, kwaye amaphiko azo akhawuleza ngaxeshanye, kodwa amandla omoya abambe ungqengqeleko, kwaye waqonda ukuba kufuneka atsibe kwaye athumele umyalezo:
– Eureka!!! -Waza waqhoqhoba umva wakhe njengenja. Iimpukane zibambe umsinga womoya kwaye yathwala indoda ephethe phezulu emhlabeni. Ukusuka kumgqomo wenkunkuma okufutshane, ikati enye ikhutshiwe ngaphandle kwaye yatsiba ukuya kwindawo yokuphaphazela emdaka ebalekayo.
– Uphakamileyo, phezulu, ubhabha sithandwa!!! -U-Stasyan wakhwaza, ngolwimi olungaqondakaliyo kubantu nakwiikati, kodwa iimpukane zamqonda nasemva kokuba ishumi elinesihlanu lomlingane wabo etyile, balithobela ngoko nangoko imiyalelo yakhe, ikhulu lekhulu. Ke waba ngumphathi weqela labakhweli, kwaye inkokheli yabo yangaphambili yasamkela ngokuzithandela isikhundla sokuba ngumqhubi-wenqwelomoya kwaye bavumelana emntwini wayo zonke izihlobo zakhe ukuba uHerr Stasyan akazange ababhuqe, bayakulungela ukumkhonza ngokuthembekileyo. Ke umqwenga webhadi walayita wangena kwiintaka kwaye, ngaphezu koko, waqala ukundiza kabini ngokukhawuleza kwizalamane zakhe nangaphezulu, njengoKhozi lwangempela.
Ukhozi oluzibhakabhayo lubukele esibhakabhakeni kwaye lwabona umntu oza kukhuphisana naye esondela emhlabeni. Phambi kwelali, akukho mntu wayenakho kwaye ebengenalo ilungelo lokuphakama aye kwinqanaba loKhozi, kwaye le …?!? -i-boor nje kunye nokungazi!! -acinga Ukhozi kwaye wabamba uStasyan ngempukane ngepali yakhe, wayizisa eluhambeni oloyikekayo, olunamandla, olukhulu umlomo.
– Ungubani? Wakhula, njenge gramophone, esiya kulo lonke izulu kwaye waqaqanjelwa ngamehlo ngathi yinyani yeentaba, etshica kwispiritra esimuncu samathe amnyama asuka kumandundu, njengesixhobo sepemakhrofoni kwaye kuvuthuza iimpukane. Zimbalwa iimpukane ezilikhulu ezabethwa kwangoko, ngaphandle kwamadolo.
– Yea? Ewe, ndim lo… Ukhozi. -othuswe, kwilizwi elingcangcazelayo, waphendula uStasyan. -fana ne-tee, uh… kunye nomdlwenguli.
– Bambelela kumniniwo, sikunye nawe!!! -ikwayala iyaduma kwaye ihlebeze, iseleyo kwisiqingatha sesigidi seempukane.
– Ukhozi, okanye yintoni?! Ewe? -Ikhozi lavula umlomo wayo, kakhulu ukuba ingabi ngoongqatyana bodwa, kodwa neempukane, ezazingoyiki konke konke, kodwa endaweni yoko: zavingcisa amehlo abo zaza zathoba kwangoko.
– Ewe, ndingu-Oryol!! – wakhwaza uStasyan, wazama ukuphuma phantsi kwezigqoko zesilo esomeleleyo sezulu. Kodwa i-Eagle ukusuka ebuntwaneni, njengabo bonke abantwana, yayisoyika ukuqhula kwaye umnqweno wakhe wokuchoboza i-boor kunye ne-impostor, wasilela. Iimpukane ezingcatshwe ngongqatyana, ngamandla abo onke, amaphiko kunye ne-proboscis itreyithe isithende, imilenze yokhozi.
– Wah wah wah wah!!! -Ihletywe ngokunyanzelwa, inyanzela yangempela yezulu, indawo yendawo, ke ngoko ayinakuyimela kwaye ingazazi iimpazamo zayo ezinkulu. Oongqatyana bawaqondile amathambo omqolo kwaye bathatha isikhundla sokuzingca.
– Ewe! Ndilokhozi njengawe!! -Kunqabile ukukhonkotha, kuncitshiswa izwi lakhe, kwabakho isihlanu nge-octave kwaye kwacandeka kwimpikiswano.
– Kwaye yintoni, ukukhwehlela? -Orel Stasyan ubuze ngokuzola ngakumbi.
– Uxolelwe xa ubhabha. I-peel, ukutshaya, i-balle … -iphendulwe ngezikhonkwane, ukudanisa, ungqatyana.
– Balel, utsho? -u-Predator obengezelayo ukhuhle i-chin ngegama lakhe lesibini. – yintoni encinci kangaka?
– Enye i-parody!! Ewe?! -Ngaphandle kokucinga, uStasyan uphendule, ukuba ungene ngokupheleleyo kwisibindi sobugcisa.
– Hayi, ndaphinda ndatyholwa-… – kwi-Eagle ye-Eagle. – Kwaye yintoni le nqatha? Fuh, ukubola? -Umphezulu waphakama wabopha intsimbi. -U uyafunga
– Hayi indlela, oh bhuti wam! Ndivele, uh … – ungqatyana ekuphenduleni uphendule.
– Yenziwe. -Wanqwala lo mdala wabhabha iinyosi, ngoku umqhubi-osebenzayo. – Yithi ukhuphe, andizange nditye shit entsha, ebolile…
nje, yitya ihotele eninzi.
– andiyityi shiti, imonon. -Umqhubi weStasyan.
– Ngubani lo ukuhlebayo kuwe? -Ndivile kwaye ndinomsindo, ukhozi lwalulumile kwaye lujonga macala onke.
– Ndim, lungu leempukane … – bendifuna ukuzazisa, eyona nto iphambili kunye nokubhabha kuphela kwipakethi, kodwa oongqatyana balumkisile ngomlomo, behamba besuka ngapha nangapha, njengokuba, ngomnwe wesalathiso, abantwana banqatshelwe ukuba beze.
– Ngaba ngumgubo onjani? Ungubani igama lakho? -abuza iEagle ngelishwa.
– Hayi. Igama lam ndinguStasyan.
– Stasyan?? Abantu baseArmeni okanye yintoni?
– Kwaye i-Honey amathumbu am. – isiqalo yayingumhlana.
– Ewe, ndinamathumbu akhe kwaye igama lam yinyosi eluhlaza, lonke ilungu liphela – yindoda, kwaye mna – bafazi – isisu esingatyanga oko kufunekayo, ngenxa yobudenge bolutsha. -ukubhabha okudala kwatyiwa kwavalwa.
– Kulungile, saqhuba sadlula… kodwa yintoni, sisalamane esincinci kangaka? – kwaye ukhozi lusasaze isifuba salo.
– Kwaye ndi… uhlobo oluhlukileyo…
– Iyaqondakala le nto, kodwa khange ikhule njani?
– Ubomi bam babunzima: Ndaba yinkedama enamanzi.
Ngokubanzi, bonke ubomi, isibhakabhaka sasingabhanganga. -akhala uStasyan.
– Yintoni, elahliweyo esiseleni?
– Kubaluleke kakhulu, kwi-zoo, ndivela e-Almaty, kodwa andazi ukuba kuphi. -Utshilo uStasyan.
– Kwaye ubhabha eRashiya, bathi uqoqosho luyaphucuka.
– Kwaye yintoni, awuzibhabhisi?
– Me?! Hayi, ndifile, bendifunwa apho.
– Kutheni?
– Ewe, kukho imisebenzi, mna, ngokukhawuleza, xa ndifika, ii-oligarchs ziya kundibamba kwaye ndizivalele ubomi be-cage okanye ndenze isilwanyana esinezinto. Ngaphezu koko, apha ndandisele ndinosapho, unyana. Kulungile, kuhle, sihlobo. -wugqibile uKhozi kunye nelitye, ngoko nangoko lawela phantsi, apho bekukho indawo eshukumayo emhlabeni. Ngokucacileyo: ijeerboa okanye squirrel yomhlaba.
– Kwaye ndiza kubhabha uye kweliphi icala? ungqatyana ubuze emva kwakhe, kodwa ukhozi lwalusele lude kwaye lungeva nokuva kuye.
– Okumangalisayo, awubonanga phantsi kwempumlo yakho, kodwa wabona into irhubuluzayo emhlabeni.
UStasyan kunye ne-bio motors zakhe kunye babukele ukhozi. – Kulungile, sithandwa, siyaphi?
– Futhi Sithandwa, oh nkosi yam!
– Kulungile, nyosi ukubhabha, yindlela esibhabha ngayo.
– Apho umoya uvuthuza khona, siya kuphapha, kulula. -iphakamise inkokeli yeqela leqela lokunamathela kwiimpukane eziluhlaza.
Kwaye babhabha beqabela emaqeleni nasehlathini, bedlula kwiidolophu nakwiidolophu, bema kuphela kwiimfumba zeshiti, ukuphucula isikhombiso kunye nobusuku.
Ngethamsanqa, umoya wawunokulunga, kanye kwindlela eya kumda weGulf, kwaye bona, behlola umhlaba ngokubaleka kwentaka, sele bengakhathalelanga iminqweno yabo; babhabha eRashiya okanye eTurkmenistan. Ke bekungekho nto kujoliso lwangoku, kodwa ukuxhomekeka kwimitha ye-Stasyan kwimizimba kunye neempukane, xa zisuka kude nomthombo waphakathi kweradiation, zibangele ukulungiswa kwendlela yesisu kunye nokuqaqanjelwa bubuthongo, kodwa bahlupheka. Baye bahlupheka, kodwa babandezeleka, kuba awuzukukroba ii-guts ikakhulu embindini?! Le ayisiyi-esile kwaye ayisiyo ntloko, apho wafikelela khona ukrola – ukhuphela, unyoko, ulusu lwakho… Kaif. Kodwa ubusi xa belungisa okanye esibindini?! Tin!! Bazama ke ukungxama, imilomo yabo ivulekile: nokuba ngasekhohlo okanye ekunene. ngoku ubuyela umva; ngoku ezantsi, emva koko… kodwa phezulu – ukulungiswa kunciphile, njengoko imitha yelanga isiqinisile, kodwa awuhlali kwisithuba sexesha elide. Kunzima ukuphefumla, ioksijini ayonelanga, kwaye amathumbu ayabamba. Ngokubanzi, uStasyan wagqiba ekubeni abhabhe apho umhlaba uqaqamba khona nge-radionuclides kwaye ukusuka ekuphakameni okunje ukuqaqamba kubonakele kwingingqi yeUkraine, yiyo … … Ngokubanzi, uStasyan wagqiba kwelokuba abhabhe waya eChernobyl. Ihagu iya kuhlala ifumana ubumdaka, kwaye enamanzi afelweyo afumana i-radiation. Ngokwemvelo. Kwaye qiniseka ukuba udlula e-Chelyabinsk, ingingqi ye-Tech Tech… Ke ilizwi lakhe langaphakathi limvuselele. Kwaye eli lizwi langaphakathi lalibizwa nje ngokuba yiLwimi. Kwaye ukuba uLwimi luzise eKiev amakhulu, amawaka, ezigidi zabahambi bezilwanyana ezincancisayo, linamanzi, linamaphiko kwaye nangaphezulu.
Kwaye ngoku sele efikile eChernobyl. Kwaye xa esondela esondela phezulu, kokukhona egcuma umlomo kukuyeka ukumiswa kwamathumbu… I—Lepota. Kwaye akahlali kwisithili se-Abay, indawo yovavanyo yeNyukliya, njengoko wayefuna utshintsho kunye nezinto ezintsha. Wayefuna ukubona umhlaba, kodwa ukubonisa ngokwakhe, kwaye ngoku wawela isibhakabhaka: ngoku ngasemva, ngoku ecaleni, ngoku ngasemva, ngoku intloko kuqala, emva koko imilenze. Kwaye ngequbuliso yena, okokhozi, wabona kwindawo yokulahla, imfumba inomngxunya, amehlo akhe aqabukele kuyo. I-Stasyan yaxhonywa kwindawo phezulu, i-perpendicular emhlabeni… Kwaye??!
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Kwakuvakala ukuba uMdali uyicekisile imbonakalo yabo emfanekisweni ukuba zonke izibonda zombane zazixhonywe kuzo: «UNGAYISEZI, ZIBulale!!!», ziyenze ntsha into, ziyibeka kwindiza, okanye endaweni yoko, isitshetshe esimile nkqo, ngaphandle kwemigca yeliso. kwaye umlomo, wawunamathele encotsheni yenqwelomoya, kwaye i-femurs yomlenze yayixhonywe kuyo, ngamathambo eneziphelo eziqhelekileyo kumacala omabini, kwaye amaqatha okanye amathambo omilo olufanayo adityaniswa kuwo. Kwaye imoto yajonga kwaye waziva eneentloni ngaye. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uyachasana nokuchana, kodwa isangqa kunye nomdlalo sele uqalile?!
Kwaye wagqiba kwelokuba azilungise kancinane kwaye wadala abo babenezonka zezi ntlobo zamathambo, ngendlela, banxibelelana ngokungqongqo nekhowudi kaMorse, enjalo.
Nabani na ongayifumaniyo, ndiya kucacisa: olu luhlobo oluthile lweKhowudi yeMousse, kodwa ingelilo eleta, kunjalo, kodwa yinkqubo emncinci yeebits. Ngokuchanekileyo, badanisa inyathelo okanye umdaniso we tap. Kwaye baqonda ukuba i-bazaar – unxibelelwano lweqela – ayamkelwanga kwaye yohlwaywa ngokomthetho wabo, njenge-plagiarism – ngokomntu.
Ngokubanzi, weza nesidalwa sasinye njengengxwelerha, kuphela ngaphandle komlenze omnye kwaye endaweni yesikhafu kwavela iliso kwi-wire-neck-nerve, eyayixhonywe kuzo zonke iinkalo njengenyoka kwaye yomelele kakhulu, njengentsimbi kwaye yolule njengerabha. Iliso ngokwalo, eliqukethe iglasi, okanye i-zirconium, kwaye alifane lidayimani, njengakwisangqa senqanaba eliphezulu loorhulumente kunye namanye amatye aqaqambileyo, babone ukukhanya kokukhanya komhlaba kwaye emva koko babone ukukhanya komhlaba. Imehlo laligqunywe ziinki ezine zerabha ye-polyvinyl chloride, ngasentla, ezantsi, ngasekunene nangasekhohlo. Kwaye bakwimeko yokulala, bancothuka baba ziintyatyambo, njengentyatyambo, kwaye kuloo meko ikrazulekileyo okanye isadio yedijithali nayo iqokelelene, beyikhuphela ngaphandle kwaye bayiphosa emngxunyeni weli shard, leyo, ngaphezulu, yayingenaziseko zamehlo ezingenanto. Kwaye basibiza esi sidalwa sinobubele, silungile kwaye sinenceba- KAZULIA CHERNOBYL.
Kwakukho iikati okanye i Shards ezilishumi kwi-Casulia nganye. I-SKULLS yahlukile kwi-SKULLS ngokobudala, oko kukuthi: i-SKULL yi-salaga, kwaye i-SKULL ngumlo obuye wathabatha isifungo sokunyaniseka kuGalupiya.
UCasulia ngokwakhe utye ngokulula: wahlala phantsi kwindawo enomathotholo kwaye wamunca de wakhazimla. I-radical engaphezulu kwi-hawk, ikhawuleza yaqala ukungcwele kwaye yatshiza… I-fluid yolungelelwaniso yafakwa ngoko nangoko kwi-pores eyomileyo kwaye yanika amandla obomi, njengeoksijini yomoya-iprotheni kunye ne-carbohydrate.
Ukusuka ngasentla, zonke iiglups zazingafani nesigcawu esilingana neorenji, ekwathi xa ishukuma yanyibilika ngeoyile xa ihamba njengamatyhula. Ekuqalekeni, zonke zazibonakala ngathi zinamacala-omnye, njengamabhere, kodwa ukuba ujonga kakhulu, zihlala zahlukile. Kwakungekho luphawu, okanye iindlela zokungqubeka ngokubanzi, ngokubanzi, njengeembovane, kwaye kukho phantse amawaka ezigidi ekubalwa kwabantu, okwenzeka kwiminyaka emihlanu eyadlulayo…
I—VLADU Semisraka yayiyeyona yahlukileyo kwabanye abahlali, ke oko yayiziinkqubo zayo ezimbini ezinamagatya ngohlobo lweempondo zamaxhama, amaqhosha asibhozo nganye. Wayenamandla enkokeli kwaye phantse yayinguThixo. Bonke babemoyika, kodwa bengamhloniphi. Babesithi nje ukuba ngowona mdala kwaye ke ngoko ilizwi lakhe lingumthetho.
Ke emva kwakhe kuye kwalandela isikhundla sobukhulu bobukhosi bukaBotva Chervichy, ababengabameli bezindlu zekoloni, njengeDuma, iCongress, okanye ngaphandle kwe-Feni ye-bazaar efanayo. Kwaye banxiba ezimbini ezijijekileyo, ezifana ne-yegali, iimpondo. Kwaye olona tshintsho lwalukhona, olona lubaluleke ngakumbi nolugunyazisiweyo yayililizwi elikwiBotva. Kwaye iimpondo zeKozulia zazibambekile, kuba eli ziko lalizivelisa ngabantu ababini okanye ngaphezulu. UCherevichi uzibize wathi: «I-Genouchia ye-genouchia yeLizwe iBotva yeGalupia enkulu.» Babenokungangeneki okungenakuchaphazeleka, kwaye ngubani kuphela owaphula iimpondo nguYe, Uphakanyisiwe. Ngaphandle kwenqaba enkulu, Generalisyphilis yazo zonke iiGalups, uBongameli baKho, iiNkosi eziphakamileyo, uSemisrak.
Ngokuqhubekeka emva kokuba iiCherevichs zihambile I-SKWIS – abakhuseli, oonogada, ii-crooks, iiparadise kunye nabantwana. Babenophondo olunye kuphela kwesihloko, njengekhonkco apho bajika babhebhetheka njengeYula, ngaloo ndlela baqhula imilenze-yabo yamathambo ebusweni botshaba. Kwaye bahambisa iintloko, ngokungathi yimikhosi okanye imfazwe …, ngamafutshane, AMAZWE NGOKUGQIBELA.
Bona, iGenerations yoBuzalwana baseCherepkov, khange batye nazo zonke inert zabo zesibindi i-Unouchable Genitalia yeBotva yeGalupia enkulu.
Ukuveliswa kwakhona kwenzeka liqela elikhethekileyo leCherevichs eneempondo zebhokhwe ebizwa ngokuba yi-UCHICHALKI,
nto leyo eyenze yavela emafini emhlabeni, yagqobhoza iKazul, esandul ’ukumfamfamfamfele ngeenyembezi. Bakhomba wonke umntu ngokwendlela ephindaphindiweyo: ishumi leCherepkov, kunye neCasulia enye; ikhulu elineshumi elinanye, kunye neJenerali enye; ikhulu leGenerali, kunye neCherevich enye, neNkosi enye… Abafundisi-ntsapho babese-Uchiha. Amantombazana angama-Uchiha nawo ayenazo i-Kazul, njengoko enzile ama-elite, kodwa enye kuphela ngexesha.
Baphila ke. Kodwa ukuba uKazul wasweleka, ke iikati zazibulawa yindlala. Unomsindo, kodwa yeyamhla.
Babenemingxunya yokufikisa, apho babefundisa khona abantwana abancinci ubuchule bukaGalupiya kunye nezinye izifundo zabo. Ke uShard osemncinci kunye noCasulia omncinci wabaleka ezifundweni kwaye wahamba ngendlela emnyama. Bazalwa ngaxesha-nye nangaphandle kweshumi elininzi, wasinda yena kuphela. Kwelinye icala, sele eyi-Uchiha, kuba eneKazul yakhe, ewe, emva kwesikolo seSurvival and Living (SHVP), kodwa akazange ayibone le nto, kuba wayesemncinci kwaye eyisidenge kwaye engaboni ngxaki zinkulu kwaye zininzi. Isiphazamiso esifihlakeleyo kwikholoni sidale imeko yokungafikeleli kwabantwana. Kwaye isizathu kukuba kwakungekho ukutya okunerediyo koloni kwaye ngenxa yoko wasinda yedwa. Ewe kunjalo, kunqabile oku kwenzeke kude kube ngoku, kodwa ngokuhamba kwexesha, ukonakaliswa kuye kwanda. Kwaye bonke abantu bakubona oku kwaye baqonda kukoyika, ukuze bangashukumi iingqondo zolutsha.
– Kuyothusa ukuba seGalupia … -uncinci oselula ogama linguPukik waqala incoko.
– Ewe uyalibala, Pukik, kodwa konke malunga netshokholethi! -Khatywa nguKazul ogama linguZulka. Abantu abadala uKazul kuyinto yesiqhelo ukukhankanya ngokuphela «ia» – Kazulia, kunye nencinci – ngaphandle «kunye» – Kazul. Ngaba icacile le nto? -Ungabi muncu, uyenyuka, yonke into i-oyile!! Phezulu. Sazalwa sisinda.
– Kwaye bonke abantakwethu bafa. -UPukik ukhuphe umqolo eludongeni wawuguqula phambi kwakhe. Iikati zazingenamehlo kwaye ke ngoko bajonga ngokhakhayi lwabo lonke kwaye babona kwangoko kwisangqa, kuphela amashumi amabini eepesenti egxilwe ekujongeni, kwaye okuseleyo kwathathelwa ingqalelo njengemva kwexesha.
– Yintoni eqengqisa uboya bekotoni, enyukayo? -Ubebeze umva wentloko yakhe ngethambo likaZulk Pukik, oye wancuma kamnandi kwaye wancwina kwakhona, elangeni.
– Ehe, heh, heh – usizi lwavela kwicala lasekhohlo lekakayi ngendlela yokwehla kwesanti kwaye laza laza phantsi ezityeni, lishiya uphawu.
– Ngaba musa ukuzdi wena, njenge dandruff kwimikhono yakho! -UZulka wakhala kwaye wafaka unqakrazo kunye nomlenze wakhe-ithambo kuPukik. Ukucofa kuvakala kwaye kuvakala kubunzulu bomjelo.
– Cofa kwakhona! -abuza uPukik.
– Yintoni, uyayithanda?.. Yibambe … – kwaye uKazulya wabeka iifofan phantsi kweplate yangemva kakhulu kuye kangangokuba nayiphi na inkunkuma yaqhuma kwiipores zekhanda lakhe.
– Oooooh!!!! -ukakayi lwalubanjiswe ngumkhuselo ongcangcazelayo, kuba le yindlela yokuhlamba, njengebhafu okanye ishawa.
– Musa ukucamngca, zema, musa ukubola. Yonke into intle kakhulu!!!
– andisayi kugoba … -kuze le gundel ibe melancoly.
– Ukuhlawulwa!.
– … Musa ukugoba!!!
– Uyathumela!!
– … Musa ukugoba!!!
– Uyathumela!!!
– … Musa ukugoba!!!
– Uyathumela!!!!
– … Musa ukugoba!!!
– Ukuthumela, Ukuthumela, Ukuthumela, Ukuthumela, Ukuthumela, Ukuthumela, Ukuthumela!!!!! -UZulka uthathe umphefumlo onzulu kwaye wakhwaza-Aaaoo!!!!!!!
– Musa ukukhwaza njengehagu. -UPukik uhambe.
– Kwaye yintoni «ihagu»?
– Andazi, ngoko kwenzeka kum.
– Ivelaphi?
– Isuka kwinkamela.
– Ikhamela? Yintoni eli gama?
– Ewe?.. Ewe kunye «nehagu.» Ndiyeke!
– Ahh! Ewe, phumla.
– Yintoni, «aaaaa»? -iphazamise uPukik.
– Ewe, ndiye ndaqonda?! -UZulka wamtyhaphaza iliso.
– Yintoni, «iyaqonda»?
– Le «yehagu» yinkamela», kwaye» inkamela»..
– «Ihagu»! – wongeze isarha kunye nokukhetha enye ingcambu eludongeni. -Akukhanya… Ngaba uyafuna ukutya? -wayibamba emehlweni akhe.
– Ugh.. – ubambe. – Ewe, utya ntoni, kodwa utye. Jonga macala onke. Intle yonke into, imnyama..
– I-Toto kunye nayo, emnyama kwaye ingabonakali i-horseradish ingabonakali, ngaphandle kwakho.
– Kwaye kungcono ujonge, lilizwe lakho eli, ilizwe lakho!!
U-Pukik ngobudenge kwaye ngokutyibilikayo waphakamisa isikaka sakhe wajika wajonga ngocoselelo kwaye akaboni kwanto. Wakhangela phantsi ngokungabinambeko kwaye ngombono wasecaleni… kwaye kwakhona.
– Ewe, awukhangeli, kodwa jonga ngaphakathi, ujule kwintsingiselo…
– Yintoni?
– Oku!.. Eyona nto siyifunayo ngaphakathi.
– Andiboni kwanto. -UPukik wacaphuka.
– Njani: Ndiyabona, kodwa awuboni? -UZulka ngentamo yakhe intombazana yambamba isikipha sakhe wajikeleza kwaye waqala ukujika: ngoku ngasekunene, emva ekhohlo, emva koko, emva koko … – Kwaye ngoku uyakubona ubuhle bobumnyama belizwe?
– Ke yintoni?! -Punkik. -Izo zonke ziyafana zilusizi..
Ewe, ubonakala ungcono ngakumbi! – kwaye yena, ebuntwaneni bakhe bomoya omkhaphukhaphu, njengembaleki yesando. Ubuso bakhe babusontekile, kodwa akubonakali zinkanyezi, kodwa amabala emehlweni akhe.
– Ndiyeke, ukhohlakele. wakhwaza.
– Ah kunjalo?! -uye yena, esebenzisa amandla akhe aphezulu, kwaye kukho oombayimbayi bebabini elincinci kuneKazul, wayolula imithambo yakhe yamehlo kwaye wayiphosa, nge-inertia ye-angular velocity, ecaleni kodonga. I Shards zazingenalo ulusu lokuphelisa nerve kwaye ke azangeva zintlungu, ngenxa yoko uPukik waqala ukutsiba kwindawo enzima njengebhola yebhiliyard kunye neRocochet: ecofa ibunzi lakhe elityeni elalixhonywe edongeni, laze laya kufikelela kwisilingi, ecaleni kwephahla, malunga nomgangatho, kwakhona ecaleni kodonga, olunye udonga malunga nomgangatho, kwakhona malunga nodonga, ophahleni, malunga nomgangatho, kwakhona malunga nodonga, olunye udonga, isilingi, malunga nomgangatho, malunga nodonga, olunye udonga lwaza lwazimela ngokungxama kuZulka.
– Kwaye uze ngokwakho, kungenjalo kungekudala kuya kubakho uhlobo oluthile lokunciphisa … – UShisha uthathe umphefumlo onzulu.
– Lithini? -UZulka wazama ukungakhupheli iliso, kodwa iliso lamehlo lagqunywe kwaye yabambelela kumdibaniso wentamo ngentamo yomjikelo wokuqala.
– Kuya kufuneka uye kwiiklasi. -yaqhubeka enye kazul egama linguSoplyushka. -i-Galupia, ngexesha lentlekele.
– Isitokhwe semisebe eluncedo siphelelwe. -Ihabhu yokuqala yaphuka, kwathiwa – eyokuqala.
– Ii-Cesspools … -wongeze isiBini, waye wabizwa ngokufanayo.
– Kwaye ngenxa yoko, ukuze wonke umntu angafi ngokulungileyo, ziya kutshabalala iziqwengana.
– Benzele ukutya okulungele.
– Ewe, siya kufa nokuba kunjalo, asifumani mthombo wokutya. – UShisha uqukumbele, kwaye bonke bakhalela kunye ngazwi-linye. UZulka ebengekayifumani into ethethwayo, kubaluleke kakhulu kuye ukuba angatyhileki ngokukhawuleza, kwaye waziphakamisa, wabopha omnye wokujika kunye nesohlo ngoncedo lwethambo lomlenze wakhutshelwa ngaphandle kwaye wazihlikihla ekungakuthambekiseni, emva koko ngokubhuduzela umoya kwaye kangangezihlandlo ezintlanu. Iliso laqengqeleka, kwaye emva komzuzwana umzimba wagijimela kweliso, layibetha. Iliso laqhekeka kude nomzimba laza layolulela intambo entanyeni, laqhekeka laza latsala emva kwamehlo ecaleni komgaqo. Iliso belingavuthi kwaye, ngenxa yoluliwe, watsala uZulka, wabetha kwicala elibukhali eludongeni kwaye wakroba ngaphandle komngxunya. UChopik uphume ngaphandle kwaye iliso lakhe laxhonywa ekuvuleni. Abazalwana bakhawuleze ukuhlangula kwaye, ngokokuqala ngqa, «ukutsala ukutsala» nge-anthill, ubunzima, ukusuka kwilinge lesihlanu bakhupha amehlo abo ngaphandle kwejam kwaye udonga lwawa, ukudala ukungaziwa ukuba kuvuleke enkulu. Phambi kokuba ilali, uGalupy wayengazi ngobomi basemhlabeni, okanye abalawuli babazise.
Zonke zijikeleze entloko izithende kwaye zaziva ukukhanya kwendalo kwelanga kwelanga de ilali ingabonwa ngobuninzi beGalups.
Ngequbuliso, isimka safika kwakhona kunye nehlasana eliyi-Stasyan laza labhabha laya emngxunyeni laza labambeka kumgangatho wesisu…
– O, ungubani? -abuza uZulka.
– Mbethile!! -Ikhwaze i-crock ye-ten, kwaye abo balwa ngokuzayo bathatha indawo engafundiswanga ekuhlaseleni ebizwa ngokuba yi «anti-moya.» Kuzobetha zonke iimpukane ziqengqelekile kwaye zabaleka, zeziphi ezafa, ezesithathu zabaleka.
– Ewe, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah! yakhwaza iwelekazi. – yeyiphi???
UStasyan wayengakuqondi ukubhuza kwabo kwaye ke wagqiba kwelokuba azikhusele kwaye adle. Wayiphinda kabini kazaka, kwaye ke ngenxa yolonwabo ngomlomo wakhe wabamba ilihlo likaShisha. Wakhwaza.
– UAahai yay yay, uyaluma, kwaye mna, isidenge, ndiyamthethelela. Mbethe, nyana. -kwaze ihabtshu iphinde yabhabha kumqhekeza, yambetha, kwaye uZulka onamandla we-jumper wagxotha umngxunya ngaphandle. Imizamo yakhe yanceda ngee-paws zakhe, awaziguqulayo, kuba, enomva womzimba evela ngaphandle komngxuma.. UStasyan, engaziphilisi, wazifumana sele ngaphandle, wabaleka. Wayengasakwazi ukuphapha phezulu, njengangaphambili. Ukusuka ekuvutheni kwabantu abangabaziyo wonke umgquba obaleka kunye neempukane, kodwa wakhawuleza, wakhawuleza, wagijima ngokukhawuleza, wakhawuleza, wakhawuleza, wagijima ngokukhawuleza, wagijima ngokukhawuleza, wagijima ngokukhawuleza, wagijima, waphinda wadakasa kwiimbiza ezinomthi, walala phantsi emhlabeni walala…
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U-Generalisiphilis ngokwakhe kungekudala wafunda malunga nesiganeko esisekupheleni komqolomba. Bonke uGalupii, uBongameli bakhe, uSemisrak. Eli Bhunga lingasetyenziswanga leCherepovichs kwiNdawo yeBhotile yePalamente ePhakamileyo yeGalupia enkulu (NBVPVG) lafunda laza lafunda le ndlela yokufunda. (I-Nora yindawo; iBotva yingqokelela yeengqondo zekoloni).
– Ndicela wonke umntu ukuba asukume!! -uxele unobhala weendaba ngo-Mongameli Wakhe, u-Casulia Zack, – uSam, ngaphandle kwesiKhulu sakhe ngaphandle kweGrand Greatness, Generalisifilis All Galupov, u-Mongameli wakhe, u-Lord omkhulu, u-Semisrak wangxama… SUGGEST!!!!
Wonke umntu wayemi ebumnyameni, oko kukuthi, kwiimpondo.
I-Haihai hylayek bir ijusi, i-bir bark. Ulwandle oluneengcambu, ulwandlekazi lwengca, u-Pier gulemys wayesemdala … -. I-Generalisyphilis yathatha indawo yayo.
– Ndikuqokelele, molo, oh, iinkokheli, enye ngexesha, ezifikelela kwimilebe yam, uvakalelo..
– Ngaba siya kuma ezimpondweni? -Ngexesha lokuthetha kweNtloko, uCherevich oselula wommelwane waphazamisa okanye wabuza ngokuhlebeza. Ufike okokuqala kwibhunga.
– Luxolo. Baza kuthi baya kudanisa – siya kudanisa. -Iqhwatyelwe izandla kummelwane omncinci, emi ngasekunene. -Ke ke yiba nomonde kwaye ungahlukani nokumamela ibali likaGalupiya.
– Apha, okokugqibela.. – wongeze omnye ummelwane ukusuka ekhohlo. -atsiba liphezulu kunokuba liphantse usuku.
– Kutheni? -ambuza omncinci.
– Akukho kwanto ithethwayo, ke babecinga ukuba intlanganiso akufuneki ibe lilize…
– Kwaye ukuze ucinge ngcono, iNtloko iyalele ukubaatsiba…
– Kwaye ndiyathanda ukulala kwaye andikhathali nokuba kunjani.. – yatsho eyesithathu ukusuka kwesobunxele yalala.
– Ulala? Ke awuva nto? -ambuza omncinci.
– Akunjalo kwaphela, Cherevich omncinci, xa ulele ngcono uyaqonda ukuba uthini. Ikhefu kancinci…
– Uxolo kuwe!! Ubhinqe enye yeCherevichs ezindala.
– … Kwaye abantwana bethu abakwishumi elivisayo bangena kumlo olinganayo kunye nesidalwa esingaziwayo, esingaziwayo, esingathi, saqhekeza uphahla, sasivulela ilizwe elitsha. Ke kukho izinto ezifanayo ezihamba kuthi ukuze, ukuze sishukume, sondle kwinto enye nathi…
– Okanye, Nkosi, ngaba kukuhlaselwa oku? -uphazamisekile umntu.
– Musa ukuphazamisa,.. Yintoni ebendifuna ukuyithetha? -Semisrak uyathandabuza.
– … ziyafana njengoko thina … -alungiswa uCasulia Zack.
– Ewe… kunjalo… ziyafana nathi… Oko sihamba ngenxa yokutya. I—Vootoot.. Kwaye ndifuna ukubonelela, zintle zam, ukuba ndikhethe kwaye ndidibanise iqela okanye iqela labahlaseli kwaye nibathumele apho babevela khona, oko kukuthi, ngaphakathi kweGalupia yethu. Ngaba ndiyazicacisa?
– Ewe!! -uphendule wonke umntu.
– … Kwaye thumela elukhanyiseni ngokukhangela koMhlaba oMtsha. -uqhubeke uSemisrak. -Akukho nto ekunciphiseni ixesha kum.Galupia sele inciphile amaxesha amaninzi. I Shards ziyafa kwaye ngakumbi ebutsheni bazo. Kwaye ngokuthumela iqela, iqela okanye iqela, kuya kubakho ithemba elincinci. -u-Semisrak ukhonkothwe…
Ukuthula kuye kwaphulwa sisikhalo selungu lebhunga.
– O, Lord Generalisyphilis. Abenzanga nto, kodwa benze intetho. -aphazamisa uCherevich Chmoriko, omnye wabacebisi abasondeleyo kwiNkosi.
– Shut up, schmuck, andigqibile ukuthetha kwam!!! -UVladyka wayenomsindo kwaye wanyusa amathambo akhe esiya kuChmoriko. – Ke… Uh… Ke, ayenzi ngqondo ukutsala. Kodwa ukuthumela iqela, kuya kubakho uhlobo okungenani lwethemba elincinci… M-ewe.. Sele ndibonile oku kunikezelwa kwenye indawo?! -Uzihlole macala onke, watshintsha ubuso, wema ezimpondweni, wagxuma, wema emlenzeni wakhe, wakhaba, intloko yakhe wakhwaza. – Zaek, yintoni le ihagu eza nayo le ntetho entlokweni yam ngezivakalisi eziphindaphindiweyo
– III. – wothuka uZack.
– Ngaba ndingumntu ophindaphinda into enye? Chitha amandla akho kuphindaphinda. Awuyazi ukuba uLwimi luthatha amandla angaphezu kwa… ucinga?!
– Uphi?
– EKaraganda!! Uza kuya kolu hlazo lwam, mna Generalisiphilis uqobo, iNkosi yeGalupia yonke, Ingqondo yokulwa kobuzwilakhe kwelaseGalupi. Wow Uya kuba livolontiya lokuqala ukukhangela iqela. Kwaye uya kuba ligorha lokuqala kwimbali ye-shobla yethu okanye iqela okanye ikoloni.
– Yhe Lord yiba nenceba!! Ahahaaa!!! -khathaza uZack- andifuni ukuba ligorha. Ah!!
– Kwaye inqaku!!! (inkunzi) -uye uNkosi enkosi. «Unantoni, Mfundisi Chmor Iko?.. Nawe, Zeka, lungisa.»
– Enkosi, Owu Nkosi, bendifuna ukubuza, Ngubani omnye oza kuhamba ngaphandle kwam? -Cherevich Chmor Iko ubuzile.
– Wena!
– Me?
– Ewe, ewe, uya kuba sentlokweni yohambo. Ufuna ukuba liqhawe laseGalupia, njengam? -ubuze uSemisrak Chmor Iko. Oko kuya kutyhila yonke into ngelishwa ukuba kunjalo.
– Me? Andikakulungeli Andi… kwaye yintoni «uhambo lweshishini»?
– Uhambo ngeshishini liqela, kwaye iqela luluhambo. Ngokubanzi, uCasulia Zack uya kuchaza, uyazi, oku kubuchule bakhe. -Vladyka wanyuka emlenzeni-amathambo okanye ebantwini abaqhelekileyo – mosl.
– Andilungile. Vumela omnye umntu – uthuli luphume eCherevich.
– Akukho uthuli kwaye akukho mntu, njengoCasulia. Lityala lam. Ummelwane wahlebeza wahleka kancinci.
– Ndathi, yiya, ke uhambe, yiyo loo nto. -USemisraq wanyusa ithambo lakhe lomlenze lasekunene waza wagoba ikhakhayi lakhe phakathi kweempondo zexhama. -Ikhalthi ithe, i-shard yenziwe kwaye yeyokugqibela. Andidingi ukuqengqa uboya bekotoni. Linda! Thatha uCherevich Chmor Iko noKazuliya Zeku, kwaye uye kwindawo yokuhlaselwa. -Eli, iimbaleki zibaleke zaya kubamba uZeku noChmor Iko.
– Kuphela kufuneka uqaphele ukutsala kwimikhaba. Ngaba sele ingamagorha?! Yiya kwindawo yohlaselo. Kwaye konke okunye, ndibopha umhlangano, ngaphandle kwe-bazaar. Kwaye ndiyakuxolela ngokundimema ngokubanzi kwi-shards yeefonti ezintathu, isikhumba sikaZasratovich.
– Sele ndilapha, uBongameli baKho … – emva koko kwavela ukakayi enamathambo amathathu emilenze egobile kwaye enendawo etyhobozekileyo ecaleni kwayo.
Kudala kudala kukho ukudibana kwi-Great Hole (ngoku: Galupii) kwaye okwethutyana umthetho wathatyathwa nguCherevich Chmor Iko, owayeyintshatsheli eselula ephumeleleyo. Kodwa ukutshitshiswa nguGeneral Zasratich kumlo ongalinganiyo kwabamba itrone kaBothava Cherevich kwaye kubuyiswe ubukhosi, bebeka uVladyka ofanelekileyo. Emfazweni, waphulukana namandla okusebenza kwithambo lesine, sele wabethile inxenye yengca. Ukhubeka nje kwaye waphula inxenye yakhe. Kodwa ngenxa yoku woyika ngakumbi kwaye wayesatya, ngakumbi uSemisrak, kutheni embizele kuye. Kodwa abo balwayo bamnqula.
– Ohhh, wenze kakuhle, Zasratich!!! Ndiyabulela kwaye ndidumisa isantya sokulwa kunye nokunyaniseka kwezoluleko. Ke: thabatha abanye abalishumi bokulwa nawe, okona kubi kwaye ukhokele uhambo lweshishini.
– Kodwa uthini uCherevich Chmoriko? Ngaba wambeka njengentloko?
– Ahhh.. kum.... UVladyka uyathandabuza. -And ke andikunyulanga okwangoku.. Kwaye ke, awuyincinci, kuya kufuneka uthathe isigqibo sokuba ngubani oza kukhokela uhambo lweshishini… Hmmm… Ngaphezu koko, uya kuba ulapho wedwa, ngaphandle kwam kunye neGalupia. Ngaba uyafuna ukuthatha indawo yakhe kwaye ube ngumlinganiswa ophambili?
– Ewe, Nkosi yam!!
– Manje ke, qhubeka, kwaye ukuba akubafumani abalishumi abazinikelayo, ndiza kukuyalela ezinye ioyile zakho ukuba zibethe entlokweni yakho kwaye zikhuphe ibhola kuyo. Kwaye amaxesha amahlanu kamva, ukuba andikuboni, umoya wakho ngengabikho. Ixesha elidlulileyo: enye, enye, enye, enye, enye … – kwaye i-flinched ngokubanzi kwaye ngoko nangoko babaleka baya emsebenzini, kwaye emva kwakhe abalishumi bakhe basinda kwi-coup.
UVladyka wambukela ehamba.
– Mdaaaa, ude ukhale, abayi kuyenza… Abakholelwa ngokupheleleyo. -Uye wehla eholweni wakhwaza.
– Zisa u-Kazulia Vasya kum, uVladyka ufuna ukutya!!!
Kumhla wokuqala kwe-Generalisyphilis, abantu baphosa nje amavolontiya phakathi: iishawundi ezilishumi-ookopolotyeni abakhokelwa nguGeneral Zasrat Zasratich, uCherevich Chmor Iko Juu Wow noKazuliya Zeka Lee. Ukumbona ehamba kunye nekwayara yesimbo somculo, esifana «nokuvalelisana kweSlav».
Nabani na ochaza le ngoma: I-Galups okanye i-Slavs, ayaziwa, kuphela bayibiza «njengeKazuli» kwaye baxelisa iinxalenye zezixhobo ze-orchestra yi-Galupsky eyaziwayo, kunye ne-capell, umdaniso we-Local State Tap umdaniso kunye nomculo wokudanisa ikopi, phantsi kwesikhokelo seSemisrak efanayo, Obetha i-mezzo-soprano kunye ne-bass ephindwe kabini ngexesha elifanayo. Ngokubanzi, abanye babecula, xa bethetha, lo gama abanye bevalela umngxuma. Kwaye abahambi beshishini bazamile ukukhwela ukubuyela umva, aba bangamatsha-ntliziyo, kodwa bakhutshelwa ngaphandle kwaye xa umsantsa wokugqibela wawatywinwa, onke amalungu ohambo lweshishini ngokukhawuleza ayilibale indawo ababevela kuyo, ngakumbi kuba babephumle ngokupheleleyo nangokuhlwa. Ubusuku bahamba kwaye inyanga kunye neenkwenkwezi zivele esibhakabhakeni. Iqela lalingayazi imeko engqongileyo kwaye uloyiko ngokuthe ngcembe lwanyamalala njengoko lwalubonwa ngeenxa zonke. Ubuhle abufani kule mingxunya. Kwaye kutheni bengavumi kwangoko? Mdddddaaaa!!! Ubuhle!!! Ubuncinci banokonwaba, kodwa isimangalo senziwe saziva, ngokuchanekileyo, ukuba sitsho ngokwabantu: isisu sibuhlungu kwaye sihlazisiwe. Kwaye amandla okutya beza kubo ngemikroskopu yee-shards, apho yayithathwa khona, ithintela amathambo ukuba angonakalisi, njengeoyile yeoyile. Kodwa yonke into yenzekile ngokukhawuleza kangangokuba amaqela eqela khange atye kwaye engathathanga ii-pellets ezimanzi kunye neKazuli ngaphambi kokuba bemke eGalupia. Ubumnandi bobuhle obujikelezileyo ngokuthe ngcembe babuye bakhula baba kwimeko yobumnyama. Kwaye iicomputer zeoyile zaqala ukubila.
– Siza kutya ntoni? -Cherevich Chmoreko akakwazanga kumelana nayo.
– Nguwe ophambili, wena kwaye ucinga malunga nendlela yokondla iincam. -iphendulwe nge grin Jikelele Zasratich.
– Uyintoni umsebenzi wakho? -ngobubi, ukukrokra kunye nokufumana amafutha kwi-grub esemthethweni, eCherevich. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, nganye nganye yayineeKazul zabo, kwaye enye kuzo zonke. -Umsebenzi wam kukucinga, kunye nokujonga kwakho nokubetha ngaphandle kwelizwi, ukuze ndingaphazanyiswa. UCherepuk wajonga ngqo eCherevich kwaye wakhonkotha.
– Umsebenzi wethu ukukhusela i-ass-mug yakho!!
– Kwaye yondle … -I-Cherevich yaphakamisa i-crock kwaye yayibukeka ikhukhumele ukusuka phezulu.
UGeneral Shrovet akakhange athethe nto, waguqukela kwi-shards kwaye wayala:
– Zimisele!!!! -Oko kukuthi, yakha. Zonke iibhlukhwe zadityaniswa kwangoko kumgca omnye zilinde iqela.
– Ke, iimfazwe!! -U-Cherepuk wavavanya iikhadi zabangaphantsi kwakhe, wakhangela ngokwahlukeneyo, ngethemba lokufumana into ngokuchasene nomthetho, kodwa akwabikho nto.
– Bantwana bam!!! Hambani bootata niyokufuna!!!! Khawuleza!!! USUKA!!!!
– Kwaye ujonge ntoni, nyana? -abuza omnye waba balwayo. Makhe ndicacisele ukuba «unyana» sisibheno kumdala, kwaye «utata» – komncinci okanye ongaphantsi.
– Andingonyana wakho, Chmyr. Ndiyinto yakho jikelele!! -UZasratich wayevutha ngumsindo, ebenolwazelelelo kwaye ebeqhele ukulisebenzisa ngendlela yakudala, kwisikhundla naseofisini, kungenjalo ingqeqesho ayinanzuzo. -Uyaqonda?
– Ewe nyana!!! -emfazwe baphendula ngazwi-nye. Bafundiswe ngendlela entsha, kwaye bengaqondi ukuba yintoni ngokubanzi eyayithetha ngayo.
– I-Oboltus … – i-spat Zasratich kwaye yajonga abafundi. Kungesi sizukulwana ebesingaphambili, wacinga njalo. -Ubuye ujonge ukuba ubuza ntoni kuCherevich. -kwaze nge-grin yaphosa umbono kuMnu Chmor Iko.
– Ngaba ukulibele, ioyile ebolileyo, ukuba ndi-NdinguMfu?! Ngokungathobeli uya kuhluthwa ukutya!! Ngaba uvile yonke into?
– Ngubani umlomo wakhe owomileyo, unguMvulo eBurrow, kwaye nantsi i-schmuck eqhelekileyo!! into ngokubanzi yakhwaza yabetha ioyile. -Ngaba uselapha? waqubuda kubacuphi, ababalekela emnyameni kwaoko. UCherevich wayephuphuma ngumsindo njengeqhuma lesepha, kodwa engathintanga kwaye engathethi nto.
– Musa ukuxabana nawe. -abaqinisekisa kwakhona uCasulia. -Singaxabani. Sonke sikwi-shit efanayo. Masidlale ngento engcono? Hlala kwisangqa…
Iimbaleki zonke zabaleka zangena engceni; bakhubeke, bawe, bavuke ngokukhawuleza kwaye, baziva bediniwe, bengoyiki ukuthoba. Umyalelo-kukho iodolo.
– Kwaye siya kubaleka ixesha elingakanani? ubuze owokuqala, etyhalela lesibini.
– Uh.., uh.., uh.. bamba umphefumlo wakho. -uphendule ummelwane, wagqogqa into ethile waza waqengqeleka entloko kwizithende. Eyesithathu, eyesihlanu, neyeshumi ikhubeka kuye kwaye nabo baphulukana nomgangatho wabo wawa. Bambi babalekile.
Molweni, nyhani, linda!! -khwaza owokuqala, kodwa: owesine, owesithandathu, owesixhenxe, owesibhozo nethoba akazange abeva baza bazimela emnyameni. nazi iinkunzi zeegusha…
– Kwaye ngoobani aba – iinqama? owesihlanu ubuze, esondeza ithambo lomlenze. Ujijise idolo phantsi.
– andazi. -uphendule owesibini kwaye nangobunzima wakhupha umlenze wakhe-ithambo kwityala leshumi. Ubungqingqwa beebhlukhwe babungabonakali buqinile njengentsimbi, kwaye ke, ngempembelelo elungileyo, isikaka asinakuqhekeka, kodwa sithathe into ebukhali, njengakule meko.
– Siza kwenza ntoni? -ambuza owokuqala. -ukuqhubeka?
– Ngaba ioyile ezikhubazekileyo?! Nooo. Kuya kufuneka uye ezingqondweni kwaye uphumle. -iphakamise owesithathu kwaye baphosa ithambo elahlekileyo nzulu engca.
– Ewe! -omntu wakhwaza ebumnyameni. I shards zazilumkile.
– Ngubani owakhwaza? – wahlebeza owesibini.
– Ayindim lowo?! -mangalise owokuqala.
– Kwaye ayindim. -iphinde eyesihlanu.
– Kwaye ndisithulu kwaye ndisisidenge. -Wathi kwisahlulo seshumi sobomi bakhe wenza isandi.. – kube kanye, kwakanye, radish, abyrvalg… Ndithi, maqabane, ndiyatsho!!! Wakhwaza waxhuma njengebhasikithi.
– Uxolo. – eyokuqala ikhonkxiwe. -Hamba ujonge ngcono apho kuvela khona ukukhwaza.
– Akukho bhaza. -eyeshumi ngovuyo ukuba efumene umthetho, wabaleka, wakhawuleza waya kuye wabulela wonke umntu enjalo wabuya wabaleka.
Ngephanyazo emva kokunyamalala kubumnyama besahlulo seshumi, kwabakho indudumo neempempe, ezazisiqinisa njengeyona nto isondela sishushu malunga nomoya
Yhu! ibunzi lize ebunzini lwesihlanu ukufika kweshumi.
– Ngaba ufuna i-bazaar? -I-5 yaxhuma yema ngeenyawo kwaye yema ngeenyawo.
– Iibhuleki, ziya phezulu. Apho, phaya. – ishumi lalatha ngethambo ebumnyameni apho ibalekela khona. -apho, ngohlobo, umntu othile uyanxibisa, ekhazimla, kwaye okona kubaluleke kakhulu, ukubopha.
– Ke! Ke kunjalo. – owesibini wayegadiwe. – Izibane zikhanyisile, i-bazaar?.. Ngqo?..
– Ewe, ukuzigquma inyama, unjani?
– Ukuba awuyiqengqanga ikotoni, ngoko ke siyayifuna. Ukukhanya, ke. -aza ishumi lacofa amadolo akhe zehlisa umva ngentamo.. – radioactive.
– Sisindiswe ntoni? -uxhase umbuzo wokuqala. -Siza kumrholela kuKazuli Zeke.
– Uyakutya kwaye…
– YOHO!! -wakhwaza wonke umntu.
– Kwaye usondla sonke!! -zonke zixeliwe kwikwayara.
– Kulungile, yintoni, shards, masiye? -Ndikhethe owokuqala ndentloko ndaya ebumnyameni.
– Awu, andizukuya.. -kwaze ke abeva ngethamsanqa luloyiko kwaye… waphinda wabindeka. Ndifuna ukuthetha into, kodwa kwavakala kuphela, bekuthoba.
– Kulungile, hlala apha. -zonke zaxelwa kwikwayara kwaye babalekela ekufumaneni.
– Ahhh!!! – Isishumi sanyuswa kwaye sasebenza wonke umntu.
Kwaye ngelo xesha…
– … Ndathi, nxibelelana nam: FUNDA IBHODI IKO TOP UAU, Umcebisi oMkhulu kwiGeneralisiphilis uqobo, yiNkosi yabo bonke abangenakuthelekiswa naluphi na uGalupia!!!!! -amemeza ndaze ndawaqinisa amathambo omhlaba eCherevich. -Uyayiqonda iitshi?
– Shit, nguGalup, hayi umfundisi. Kodwa ngokubola, nangona ndingazi ukuba yintoni, uza kuphendula!! -Intloko yomkhosi yakudala yanomsindo, yema phezu kwesithsaba, yazisa iphiniwwende ngomlenze wakhe wamathambo ebusweni bentshontsho yasesikolweni. Ubaleke wemka, esenza okuphindaphindeka kathathu.
– Ungathini? Me! Me!! -Cherevich Chmor Iko utshutshisiwe kwisipin sakhe, ekhupha ibhola.
– Umva entloko … -UZasratich wayeneentloni zokuchaza isiphelo phambi kukaCasulia onyanisekileyo kwaye wawuguqula wonke umsindo wakhe ukuba ube nefuthe lomzimba. Ekuphela kwento awayefuna ukuyitsibela ayinyathele, njengoko uCasulia watyibilika umlenze jikelele wamtsala kuye. -Ndiyeke!! -I-Zaratch Zaratich yakhonkotha, -kanye naseGalupiya ndifuna ukophula lo uphondo lwehagu e-fat.
– Yibambe, uyibambe uZack, ungavumeli kude kuthi ukuba sibuyele eGalupiya.
– Ewe, musa ukukuxabanisa. – nxiba iimpahla zangaphantsi zikaZasratich Kazulia. -zolile. -mamele. Babemjongela phantsi. -Uvile?
– Yintoni? -abuza i-Chmor Iko.
– Ukuqina kweempuku. Isiquphe sisondela. Ngapha koko. -Umehlo akhe ajonge ecaleni.
Kumgama bekukho ibhola ekhanyayo. Njengoko sasisondela, yayicace gca indlela uSparrow Stasyan ngokuzithandela azitshitshisa ngayo ukukhahlela. Akazange awuchukumise umhlaba. Ukusondela kuleyo ifanelekileyo, ungqatyana, wabethwa macala onke, wakhutshwa ngomnye umdlalo ukukhwela kwimilenze yecala likaZasratich noCherevich Chmor Ika. Umzimba woongqatyana uyatyatyamba. Amajoni ajongile, axela:
– Sonny!! Ngaphandle kwemakethi, ukusuka kwigiya ukuya kwisihloko!! Into awayeyifuna, bayayonakalisa kwaye bayakhanya, balunge ngaphandle kwesiphene kwioyile yakho!!! Sucks, Nyana!!!
– NGOKUQINILEYO, Bawo!!! Cherepoktsy, Golupyan!!!! IIMFAZWE ezilungileyo -UZasratich wahlikihla uthuli emgxobhozweni kwaye wavavanya ungqongqo-ofileyo, owayephefumla ngathi yi-yogi Lama – ukuphefumla okomzuzu. -Naye baphi abanye?? Isilahlile??
– Hayi, nyana. Okwangoku -atsho ishumi. -Oh, ndaphinda ndathetha!!!
– Yiza kwindawo!! -UZaral Zasratich.
– Ewe ewe. Bazahlula kwiimbombo zesibini, kwaye nabani na ofumana phambili uya kuzisa ngaphezulu. Apha.
– Kulungile, sicinga ukuba i-otmazats kubo…
– Wenze kakuhle!!! -ingakhange ilindele ngokungalindelekanga iCherevich phantsi kwendlebe yenkqantosi. Yatsiba kangangeemitha ezintathu, yawa emhlabeni. UCherevich waziqhekeza esityeni ngendlela ehlelayo, kwaye, ukusondela kubalulekile kwabo balwa, wabetha wonke umntu entloko. U-N-Sam, Lowo uphakanyisiweyo ngaphandle kweNqaba enkulu, i-Generalisiphilis yabo bonke abaseGalupov, ubuMongameli bayo, iNkosi ePhakamileyo, uSemisrak uya kwaziswa ngokobuqu ngokuzinikela kuye nakuGalupiya wonke.
– Enkosi ngesipho sesisa, nyana! -amajoni akhwaza ethe cwaka ekhawuntareni kwaye adanisa ubuchule obuziikota ezintlanu ze-hip-hop ukubetha.
– Kwaye ngoku.., – iyaqhubeka iCherevich. -Bamba lo mvukeli!! -kwaye wakhomba kwisikreyi egxunyekwe phantsi kwesanti, awayezama ngayo ngewatshi yakhe, encike kuyo, wayikhupha. Amajoni, ngaphandle kokuthandabuza, abalekela eCerevich, owayengayilindelanga, embambazela, aza aqala ukumkhaba.
– Yima! -akhwaza uCasulia encedisa umjita ukuba aphume. -ngubani omnye owibetha uMbuyiseli uza kushiywa ngaphandle kokutya!!
– Kodwa ngokubanzi nguyise wethu kunye neqabane?! -baphendule abalwa ngekwayara. -Kwaye oku, njengoko uBawo uZasratich watshoyo, kukukhula kwesikram.
– Kulungile, yehlisa umoya!! Utyile uCasulia Zack. Kude kube ngoku, akukho mntu unikwe ilungelo lokucima i-odolo yeNkosi. Kwaye kwabo bangekho kulwazi, ndiyakukhumbuza … – kwaye waguqukela ngokubanzi. -U-Zasratich othandekayo, ngokwaKho, Ophakanyisiweyo ngaphandle kobukhulu beNqaba, iGreatisifilis yabo bonke abaseGalupov, uBongameli bakhe, Inkosi eNkulu, uSemisrack ngokobuqu wamisela uMfu Cherevich Chmor Iko Phezulu Wau Starost Business uhambo ngokwakhe kwiBhunga laseNora elingasekwanga, yinxalenye yeshishini lethu lonke.
Kwaye le nto ebekuxelele yona buqu yinto nje ebubuvuvu. Akukho mangqina. Kwaye mna, i-knuckles ezingenangqondo, umama wakho kunye nomongikazi, nditsho nomyaleli nomfundisi woqeqesho…
– Owu jonga, iyakhukuliseka!! -siqaphele isishumi kwaye, ejonga undlunkulu, emva koko waphakamisa ukakayi esibhakabhakeni wakhwaza. -Aaaaa!!! Ndiyathetha kwakhona!!! Heheheyyyy!!
Ngubani yena? ibuze ikhakhayi kwaye, ibamba ungqatyana, yakhaba uSasyasy ebusweni. Ngenxa yokoyika, uStasyan waqalisa kwangoko ukuqonda nokuthetha uGalupsky.
– Ndi-Stasyan. NguStasyan nje. -ukungazi kakuhle.
– Kulungile, kwisigubhu ukuba ungubani, kodwa unomathotholo kwaye uza kufuna ukutya. Kodwa siya kuyisebenzisa ngoqoqosho. Kwaye ungayiphumli kuyo yonke indlela, asinayo eyoneleyo kwaye ke ngoko ufuna enye endaweni yayo. Kuba unjalo, kukho abanye abafana naye. Kulungile?
Ewe, malunga nemat yethu. -zonke ziphendulwe kwikwayara.
UCasulia wakhwela kumhlana, ovele waba mkhulu ngakumbi kunaye, zaza zambini izikhitshana kwaye wahlala kwispaza esingazi nto, waqala ukubiza njengebhetri kunye nokukhanya.
– Hlala phantsi ngesidlo sasemini!! Uwayale, kwaye wonke umntu wangena edongeni. Ukhafule nganye nganye ngaxeshanye.
– Kwaye ndinenxalenye ephindwe kabini! -vakalisiwe, bengcangcazela uCherevich Chmor Iko.
– Ndiza kwaphula iimpondo zakho ze-shas, -ifikile iZasratich. -kongezelelwa, ngaphezulu, ebaleni… Oko ukufumanayo, yonke into yeyakho…
– Zeka, kodwa ndim ophambili? -Cherevich etyibilikayo
«Kwezopolitiko, kodwa hayi kwigumbi lokutyela,» utshilo uCasulia. Uxolo, mfundisi.
Abanye basondela ekuseni kwaye akukho mntu wakuqondayo ukuza kwabo. Babengafumani nto, kodwa oogxa babo babashiye bathathelwa imali yedosi. UZeka ubatshicela kwaye, bebonke, baphathwa ngendlela egwebayo ngohlobo, yonke into imasyovy, ngaphandle kwe-bazaar, owu umfundi wam. U-Kipisha kwaye eveza evela ecaleni wayengekho, Maza Faka Ewe Wow!..
apulase wesine
kutya faka yes wow
– Maza Faka Ewe Wow!.. Maza Faka Ewe Wow!..
UStasyan, phantsi kokukhwaza kobugqi benyama eyayijikeleze, ngokuthe ngcembe weza kuye wavuka. Imeko yakhe yayingagcwele, enesiqingatha sokuncancisa, enomzimba onamandla. Wavula amehlo akhe wabona ikhuselo lalisenza kancinci kwaye phambi kwakhe bekukho iibhanti ezimnyama ezimnyama. Emva kokuba umahluko uhlengahlengisiwe, kwaye sele ewahlula-hlukana nesilouette yezilwanyana ezingaqhelekanga.
– Ngoobani, la mathambo angenanyama, aphilayo? wacinga.
– Ezi ziiGalupas. -aphendula impendulo engaphakathi egama linguLwimi.
– Yintoni enye iGalupa? -wabuza uStasyan ovela kuLwimi.
– Ngubani okunike usuku ngaphambi izolo kunye izolo entlokweni… Ebusuku, khumbula?
– Ke yayingelophupha?! -kwaye wakhumbula okwenzekileyo kusuku olungaphambili kwaye esoyika ukuzama ukukhasa emqolo, intloko yakhe ibheke phambili, kodwa wakhubeka ngento ethile. Uye wajonga ngasemva kwakhe, wabona neliso elikhulu lijonge kuye.
– Ahhhh!!! Wakhwaza waxhuma. Wayengqongwe ngumthandazo wakusasa, amakhwapha, ephinda ibinzana elifanayo: «Maza Faka Ewe Wow!..» Wavavanya kwaye edinwa. Isininzi siye saza sakhaba ungqatyana omncinci kwindawo yokutsiba esele ivukile, evuse uStasyan.
– Ungubani? -Ubuzwe kwikhaka uZasratovich kwaye wema, ngokuphakamisa umlenze wakhe wenkqubo yokucula iingoma.
– UStasyan akazange aqonde kwanto, kodwa ilizwi lakhe elingaphakathi eliguqulelwe ukusuka eGalupsky ukuya kwiSpar. Ilizwi lakhe elingaphakathi Ulwimi lwaluthethwa ngaphezu kwebhiliyoni ezintlanu ezahlukeneyo zolwimi kunye nolwimi, kubandakanya iilwimi zentsholongwane kunye nohlelo, intsholongwane, kunye namasuntswana e-nano. Ngokudibeneyo- iilwimi zeeplanethi, iinkwenkwezi, iminyele njalo njalo njalo.
– Ndingumntu olwa noStrasyan ovela kuAyaguz. waphendula.
UCherepuk Zasratich akazange ayiqonde le nto ithethwa ngamabanjwa kwaye wafumana isimanga esimangazayo, kodwa sele amazwi akhe engaphakathi, amazwi amanye amalungu eshiya amalungu, axelele abanini bawo ukuba uthini umntu. Yile ndlela bafunda ngayo ukuqondana ngaphandle kokufunda amazwi abanye abantu. Babethetha beqonda izichazi-magama, amagama awayefana kwintsingiselo kwaye ahlukile kwisandi. Umzekelo: «Maza faka yes wow!..», kwaye ngongqatyana kuvakala ngathi: «Chirik, Chirik chik Chirik!», Kwaye emntwini kuya kuvakala ngathi: «Lihle kanjani eli lizwe!» Guqula, kuba izandi zangaphakathi azinazo iilwimi ezahlukeneyo. Zonke izandi zangaphakathi zinolwimi olunye. Andazi ukuba nguThixo okanye uMtyholi, kodwa uyi.. Ulwimi lweengcinga. Kwenzeka ukuba ngaphezulu kwentloko yam umculo wam udlala kwaye uqhelene kakhulu, kodwa awukwazi ukucula. Uvakala iivesi okanye iprotheyini, kodwa awunakukwazi ukubiza kwaye ukhathazwe, urhalela iingqondo zakho. Uyazi ukuba ingcinga iyajikeleza entlokweni yakho, kodwa awukwazi ukucaphula; Uyaqonda, kodwa awukwazi ukuchaza. Uthi umbono ucinga ngokujikeleza entlokweni yakho. Kwaye kuphela xa uphazamiseka, ke kamva ingqondo engaphantsi kwengqondo iyayiguqulela kwaye iyazise umFrentshi elungile- ngesiFrentshi; IsiTshayina – ngesiTshayina; kwenja – yenja, yiyo loo nto eqonda umbono, ingengisi syllable. Kuba ingcinga yeyabo bonke ngolwimi olunye. Xelela inja ngothando: «iinkomo» kwaye iqabula umsila wayo, kunye nomFrentshi kunye uncumo lwaseTshayina. Kwaye ithi: «Intombazana ecocekileyo», iluma amazinyo ayo, inja iya kukhula, kwaye umFrentshi kunye nomTshayina bajongane kwaye baphendule intsingiselo yothando lwegama ngalinye liya kuphendula ngolwimi lwayo olungcolileyo.
Kwaye imbonakalo yobuso ayinanto yakwenza nayo. Ukuchitha amandla
Kodwa mna, mfundi wam okhathazeke kakhulu, ndingene kule nkunkuma iyinyani, ibhaliwe hayi phantsi kwazo naziphi na ezinye iimpembelelo, kodwa njengokuqonda okungagungqiyo kwengqondo, ukuba ngelixesha lethu akunakuyifumana kwaye oku kubi. Ukutsho, ibali lam liyimveliso enobuhlobo kokusingqongileyo ebizwa ngokuba «nguToothy Frog Belching». Ndizimisele ukuqhuba kwaye ndiyiguqulele ngokwam ukusuka eGalupsky ukuya kwiSparrow nasemva, ewe, ngolwimi lwabantu. Kwaye abo balandelayo kolu tyando lomlomo, oluye, kwakhona, lwabhalwa emsulwa ngokucacileyo, baya kuthi kwakhona bathethe kwaye baphendule ngokwabantu, kuba mna nawe, umkhonzi wakho othobekileyo, asithethi olunye ulwimi. Ewe, kwaye ixesha elincinci liya kuchithwa ufunda. Ewe, ngoku siyakuphazamisa intengiso yemvakalelo yesixhenxe kwaye sibone ukuba le ndima iyaphela njani kweli bali.
Owu.... Kodwa bona, oosomashishini kunye nongqatyana, abekho kule ndawo bendiphazanyisiwe ndicacisa ngayo iilwimi?! Baphi? Kwaye apha, kwaye akukho apho. Ngelixa ndandibhalela, baphoswa. Ahh! Nantso ke, glitches zam, ukuhlala nokuthetha. Uxolo, ndiyaxolisa, ndilibele ukuba umhlaba ujikeleze i-axis yawo hayi ngokwenene phantsi kweenyawo zethu, kodwa nangaphantsi kweenyawo zabo. Kwaye bakhawulezile, ke bakungqengqa ngaphaya kombono wamanqindi, kwaye bema ngetiptoe kwaye bekhonkotha intamo yam, ndakhawuleza ndabafumana…
– Apha, uStasyan, ngokubanzi, yiyo yonke loo nto … – elusizi eneenyembezi emehlweni uZeka egqibile ibali malunga nengxaki kaGalupiya kunye nenjongo yohambo lwabo. -Sifuna ukufumana into ethatha indawo yokutya, njengokutshintsha kwemitha yakho.
– Mdaaaa. -U-Stasyan wakrola intloko ye-bald yakhe ngephiko le-bald.
– Kodwa ukuba ufuna ukuncanca yonke imitha esuka kuwe, ngaba singakufumana phi ukutya apha endleleni?! Asiyi kufikelela kwinjongo kwaye asiyi kuyisindisa iGalupia. Kwaye abantu bethu baya kufa yindlala ebulalayo. -iqhubekile Jikelele Zasratich.
– Ewe, kwaye masizibambe silambe. Yongeze uCherevich Chmor Iko.
– Ulusu. ikhonkco lakhonkotha laza latsala isanti kwisanti ngethambo. -Ucinga ngesisu sakho. -Andiyithandi isikwere, wasondeza isangqa embindini. -isidalwa sekhabhathi.
UCherevich akakwazanga ukuyimela kwaye wabalekela ngokubanzi. Uye wema ke wamtyhalela ngamandla. Isongezwe ngokubanzi UChmore Iko watya ubomi bakhe bonke kwaye enye yayomelele ngakumbi kunesiphi na isithonga. Wahlala phantsi kwindawo yeZasratich kwaye wazoba unxantathu, wabekwa kumbala wentombazana yakhe embindini wesangqa. UCherepuk waphinda wazi kwakhona, wema kwaye wayefuna kuphela ukuhlasela uCherevich, njengoko kungenelele uKazulia.
– Kuthule, kuzolile… Zolile! -uye weza esosula imizobo ngokuncwina.
– Ndiyayazi into emayenziwe. -UStasyan watsho ngobudenge.
– Yintoni? -bonke babuzwa kwikwayara.
– Kwaye inyani yokuba wonke umntu kufuneka adibane kwaye aqonde ukuba sonke siya kufa emhlabeni ngokufanayo. Ukutshabalalisa omnye komnye, sithintela ukukhula, kwaye xa siphindaphindeka, siyayicekisa. Kwaye ngabantu kuphela abayi kukuqonda ukuba ngubani na oza kumamela, nokuba ngubani na, ukuze bamve. Kodwa akuyi kuba lula ukudibana kunye kwaye ucinge ngayo yonke into, kwaye wenze umhlaba ube munye.
Ewe, ngokomgaqo, abo kunye nabo banokunyaniseka kunye namasela. Umbuzo linani la okanye la?! Naku amaGalup athembekileyo, ubulala amasela, kwaye uyaba, kwaye lowo udale yonke into akaqondi ukuba ngubani oza kutshabalalisa kwaye ushiye nabani. Ewe, ukusuka ngasekhohlo kwakhona kuya kwenzeka into efanayo. Hlula le sangqa, uxolelane kwaye uhlangane. Yiba nguvulindlela ungabi namona, kodwa uxhasane. Kuba wayediniwe kukulinda ukuba abonakale kuwe…
– Wenza ntoni? -Emva kokuma kancinci, isishumi sabuza saza saphinda saya isithulu kwaye sibindekile
– Kufuneka uqhube!! Phambili kwaye phambili kwaye ungabuyi, sukuphinda iimpazamo zookhokho!!
– Into endingakhange ndiyiqonde nakanye, ndifumana isithuko kuthi.. – Uvezwe uZasratich. -Cacisa ngokuthe ngqo ukuba wenzeni?
– Baleka!! -Ukawela watsibela ezantsi kwamathanga akhe. -Gijima kwaye ubaleke kuphela ngaphandle kokubuya.
– Ngokukrakra?! – Uvuyile uCasulia Zacka.
Ewe, uzuko lweNkosi, igqityiwe! -ivuyele uCherevich Chmor Iko kunye nokuguqukela jikelele. -kwaye abanye khange bakhathazeke ukucela uxolo.
Lindela uShish.. – Zasratich ibhalile.
– Hooray!! Mngxeni holeaaaa!! – bakhala bade bacula ingoma yabo: «Ha, hi hylaek, bir julomas birlaek». Ngelishwa, oku akuguquki kumagama abantu, kodwa ngokwasemoyeni kufana… Uh … «batya iorenji evuthiweyo», leyo yimvakalelo yengoma.
– Ndilinde!!! Ndilinde!! -Ukhwaze ngokungqongqo uCasulia Zeka. Wonke umntu uyatyatyamba: ngubani emhlabeni, kwaye ngubani emoyeni ngokutsiba. Bamelene ngokudibeneyo kwaye amandla adonsela phantsi khange abakhathalele, njengeeSMScams okanye iipakethi zedijithali ezibhabha kwihlabathi jikelele. I-Cherevich igoba ezimpondweni, kunye nogebhezi, ukutsiba ukusuka komnye umlenze ukuya kwelinye, ikroba: amathambo amabini phezulu, kwaye amanye amabini ancike emhlabeni. Iintloko ezintathu zaphoswa ezulwini: eyokuqala kwenye. elesixhenxe likwangamawele, kwaye ishumi lizijijeke iimbambo zalo ngentambo.
– Kwenzeka ntoni, Zeka? -wabuza uCherevich.
– Kwaye ukubaleka phi? Ngayiphi indlela? – UZeka wamqhwaba ngamehlo.
Wonke umntu wajongana kwaye amehlo abo azinze kuongqatyana. Wayeva ukuthandabuza ngenkangeleko yabanye.
– Ahh? 1 Kutheniandijonga ngoluhlobo? Singabaleka nokuba kuphi: uye ngasekunene, ngasekhohlo, ngasemva, phambili, phezulu, ezantsi… Ubuncinci apho, sibuyele apha.
– Kutheni? -babuza wonke umntu kwikwayara.
– Umhlaba kuba ujikeleze. -uphendule undlunkulu waphinda wabandezeleka. -Ndibhabhile, ngokwengcinga, apha.. Ndbaleka. Ngaba uyandiva Ndibhabhile, kodwa andahamba okanye ndibaleke … – UStasyan waphakama wayikroba ithambo lakhe lomsila. – umsila, ngaba iyakhula?
– Yiza, ungakhathazeki. – Uqhwatyelwe isikhumba kwaye wathatha imo yokulwa. Baza bamlandela. UStasyan ubuyiselwe umva.
– Hayi, hayi, unjani?! Ndakhumbula. Le bhola ikhanyayo, iLanga, yaqengqeleka apho … – kwaye yakhomba empuma. -ndiye ndabhabha ndaya kwitshiza zakhe.. Ke, kufuneka sibalekele ngasemva, apho ilanga lifihle khona, emva komtya.
– Intaba.
– Ewe ewe. Umbhali onobulumko. -UStasyan walirhola iphiko lakhe lephiko esibhakabhakeni njengesihobe. -Valo …, Uh… Ngamafutshane, ngasemva. Apho yayifihlwe khona – ndindiza, kodwa ngoku kufuneka ndibaleke, apho inyuka khona.
– Kwaye yintoni apho? -Casulia ubuzile.
I-Chelyabinsk, okanye i-Tech Tech. Kwaye kwabakho ukuqhuma kwaye kumnandi kakhulu kwiradiyo kangangokuba yonke into iyakhanya. Kwaye kusekho inkunkuma ye-radio yomhlaba. Kukho oku kulungileyo kunaphakade. – Kwaye uStasyan warhola umqolo wakhe, etyhila isifuba sakhe ngevili.
– Kulungile, babalekile ukuba sinamathele sijikeleze ngathi ziinqunto emgqomeni? -atsiwe uCasulia.
– Balwa, ulwakhiwo!! -ayalela ikhakhayi kwaye onke awela phezulu. -Begoooo, ngasemva koqhekeka, masambe!!!
Kwaye zonke zibaleke ngokuchaseneyo, zishiya ngasemva iingcambu zeluthuli lwelizwe. Kwaye ilanga lavezwa ngaphezulu kweentloko zabo. Bakhawuleza ngokukhawuleza kangangokuba ubusuku babungasenalo ixesha lokuza. Kwaye iLanga laliqala ukuhla emva kwaye yonke into yayikhawuleza kwaye ikhawuleza. Kwaye isantya sabagijimileyo sakhawulezisa kakhulu kangangokuba sele bephakamile ukudibana nabo ekutshoneni kwelanga kwaye baya ngasempuma. Kwaye imini yatshintshwa ngobusuku, kunye nobusuku ngemini ngomzuzwana omnye. Ukubaleka kwabo ngokukhawuleza emahlathini nasemasimini, elwandle nakwiilwandlekazi, nokuba akunalo nexesha lokufumana amanzi, sele ijikeleze umhlaba kangangezihlandlo ezintlanu okanye ezilikhulu, andizange ndibalwe namandla abo aqala ukukhutshwa.
– Yima, ume kwiikati ezihlazayo! – ukukhupha, ukutsiba emva kwehlanu, iileyile ezilishumi emhlabeni uMfu uCherevich Chmor Iko. -Umtshato!! -uye wawa emhlabeni. UBotva wema kwaye wagqiba ekubeni abeke endulini. Ngequbuliso, kwavela umngxuma ecaleni kweenqwelomoya kwaye u-Generalisiphilis wakhwela ngaphandle.
– Yintoni? – wayenomsindo. «Awukayishiyi indawo?» Iparasesi. Khawuleza ukhangele! Kwaye emva koko, kwaye.,?! -eye kwisifo se-nerve stomped kwaye wawa ngaphandle kokuziva, encamathela icala lasekhohlo le-chin, uhlobo lwentliziyo lwagula. Kwaye babengenayo intliziyo, mhlawumbi… Kodwa abahambi bagqibe kwelokuba batshabalale ngokukhawuleza emehlweni abo ngenxa yomsindo kaGolupyan.
Kwakuhlwa kwaye wonke umntu efuna ukutya.
– Kulungile, ingaba nonke nidiniwe? wabuza uZeka.
– Ewe!! -baye baphendula ngobunzima.
– ke ubambe undlunkulu. Ndisakhupha i-radik kuye ngezantsi. -ucetyiswe uCasulia.
– Kulungile, kulungile, mna ngokwam ndingalala phantsi kwakho, ngakumbi ndide ndilale ngcono emva koko. -iphakanyisiwe uStasyan. Ewe, waxoka ukuba waxulutywa ngamatye emva kokubanjwa kukaKazulia, enyanisweni wayegula emva kwale ntsasa… Okanye emva kokubethwa?! Ngamafutshane, intsasa elandelayo iya kubonisa.
Kodwa iikati zazibhuqwe yindlala kangangokuba zange zikuve oko kunikwa ngongqatyana. UStasyan wakhwaza, kodwa kwakusekusemva kwexesha. Wonke umntu wayelele engaboni kwaye efuna ukutya!!!…
apulase wesihlanu
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Ekuseni abahambi bavuke kusasa, belambile ngenxa yendlala, bathula bethe cwaka kumfazi oleleyo, ophuphe ephupheni ebaleka kamnandi kwaye engazange akrokre ukuba yena ngokwakhe umile ngakwimisebe. Ngokuchanekileyo, akanakuze angabi serediyo. Ngapha koko, akazange aphazamisane nenkqubo yabo yokujonga kwakhona, kodwa kucacile ukuba babethanda ukufumana ukutya ngobunzima, kwaye bengancedi nto. Kwaye ngoku uCasulia wayetyisa ngasemva kwezi shiti, kwaye kuba uStasyan wayephindaphindwe kabini ngeekhadi kwaye engaphezulu kuneKazulia, wayenokumenza buthathaka ngokulala, azikhusele ngokuzithemba, okongeza umbala kwisidlo se-mutants. Emva kokuba ethandaze ngokupheleleyo, ungqatyana wayiqonda indima yakhe, eyenzakalisayo kuye, kwaye, ebona indlela ii-galups ezazithukwe ngayo, wavele wadlala ngazo, ezenza ngathi ulixhoba. Ewe, ukungxama kwala mathambo ukuze uzuze ukutya.
Baxhuma ngaxeshanye bamtyumza uStasian emhlabeni uZasratich kunye noChmor Iko kunye, ngokungathandekiyo ngokwaneleyo, bawagxobha amagxarha, ukuze ngaloo ndlela avumele uKazulia ukuba anyukele phezulu achukumise amazantsi akhe.
– Ahhh!! Ahhh! U-Sparrow uyakhwaza, hayi kakhulu kwintlungu njengakukungxamiseki. Zonke zaxhuma kwangoko. Kwaye uCasulia wacela uxolo.
– Ndicela uxolo, nceda, kodwa umxholo wakho werediyo nuclides, ayimangalisi, uhlala uzibuyisa kwaye uya kusanela ixesha elide, mhlawumbi nangendlela iphela.
– Ngokuqinisekileyo, kodwa nam ngokwam ndingalala phantsi kwakho, ngaphandle kwezi sicelo-zomlenze zibangela ukuba ndive iintlungu kwaye ndihlazeke ngokungazithembi. -uphendule uStasyan, elele phantsi kwephakethe yeebhulukhwe ezijikeleze imiphetho kwaye embindini kwakuhleli uCasulia.
– Ubanjiwe kwaye ke kungcono ukuthi cwaka, ungumbono wethu, kwaye le nto siyifunayo, siza kuyenza nawe. -bhengezwe uCherevich.
UStasyan watshintsha ebusweni. Wayengasoze ajike kwimibuzo enxanelwe ubundlobongela kwii-Galups, kodwa intetho kaChmor Iko ichukumise umtya wakhe wokuzingca. Kodwa waqhekeza, ngokungathi uxolelanise noko kwathethwa nguCherevich, efihle intiyo nengqumbo kumphefumlo wakhe. Impindezelo iya kugweba wonke umntu.
Ngokuphathelene nokuphumla, ukulinda ukutya kukutshiza, abanye bathobela lo myalelo, ngelixa abanye bekunika. Kodwa intaka encinci ayicingi njalo, kwaye yayicinga ukuba wonke umntu uyamgxeka ngamehlo ayo kwaye amjonga, kodwa enyanisweni wema nje phambi kweKazulia. Kodwa ukuthandabuza kwakhe ukuchaneka kwento awayeyithetha kubo bonke akuzange kuzolile.
– Kwaye musa ukundijonga ngolo hlobo. Ndim ophambili kwaye yiyo! Ukuba ucinga inkunkuma eyahlukileyo ngam kwakhona, ndiza kumphelisa ukutya!! Ngaba icacile kuye wonke umntu?.
– Bona ukuba awuphoswa. -sindile eZasratich.
– Uthule, uthule. -uqinisekisile uCasulia Zeka. -Ndikhuphe … – bonke bema ngxi. UCasulia wakhwela phezulu wenyuka wonke umntu ethe ntsho ngqo kujolise kwisithsaba kwaye wehla kumhlana. -Yale nto, mayiyeke uStasyan ngokwakhe. Ngubani yena eziqongweni zethu kwaye uhlala phi?
– Ewe, yonke into i-oyile!! – wathi ungqatyana, kwaye wacinga: «unokundikhusela, ukuba ndicaphukela indebe, ke ……» -Ubalekile?!
Kwaye babaleka baya kwindawo enye njengayizolo, kodwa ngokuthe ngcembe. Nditsho kancinci. Kunokwenzeka ukuba ungayicingeli: kakuhle, sooooooo kancinci. Kancinci kunokuhamba kancinci. Kwaye nguStasyan kuphela ohambileyo, njengamaxesha onke. Ndizifumene kwaye ndabuya ndabuya. Ubukele egculela indlela ihamba gallops, kwaye kuye kwabonakala ngathi babebaleka umbono ngokungathi kukuhamba kancinci komdlali wevidiyo. UStasyan wayehambahamba efuna ukwazi kwaye wade wajonga kubuso nasebusweni. Kodwa kwabonakala kubo ukuba ungxamile, kuba wayekhawuleza kakhulu kubo. Umcimbi wexesha: izolo bahambe ngokukhawuleza kunomhla, kwaye namhlanje baleka kancinci kunomzuzu. Ngokucacileyo, i-radiation ichaphazela ukucaca kwexesha… Okanye ngaba ngumnqweno wongqatyana okanye umbhali?! Ngayiphi na imeko, kuyonwabisa kwaye kungabi semgangathweni.
Uyamqhuba? -Uceliwe, kulungile, ohhh, kancinci kancinane Zasratich skull. -Uyandiqhela?!
UStasyan uhambile ngexesha lomntu, kwaye ke ixesha lakhe lisondele kwaye lisondele kuthi, kwaye siya kuxhomekeka kuye.
– ke awunakuqhubeka nawe.
– Yintoni?
– Awuyi kukusukela. Ndifuna ukuqonda ukuba uluhlobo olunjani lweentlobo. Ngaba unengxaki ngexesha langaphakathi? Apha ndinayo, njengoko abantu benayo ngokulandelelana nangokucacileyo. Kwaye une-turpentine kwipapa, emva koko ukuqunjelwa. Ngokubanzi, ndiyintaka, ayizizo izilwanyana zasekhaya. Ndidinga ukubhabha, ukubhabha. Ndiqulathe amaphiko anamandla … – wanyusa imilenze wajonga ecaleni. Usizi lwamdanisa kwaye wabungcungcutheka kwasekuqaleni. -Uh… bekuya kubakho iintsiba, umsila uyakufika. Eli lixesha lokugqibela ndibaleke ngcono, kodwa hayi okokugqibela. Imitha iyabuyiselwa, kodwa amandla awekho. Ewe, kuyathakazelisa ukuba uyakuzisongela kwakhona uphondo lwenkunzi yegusha, amaphiko okanye imilenze yam, ngokuhlwanje?
– ngesidlo sasemini. – UCasulia wabamba iinyawo zakhe zaba ngamawele. Nguye kuphela owayemqonda. Kwaye okokugqibela, intetho yakhe ibibonakala ikhawuleza, ngokungathi ngesantya kwaye ithambile, ngokungathi u-helium uphefumle…
– Ngexesha lesidlo sasemini? Mhlawumbi unokufumana isidlo sasemini kunye ne-firefox, isidlo sakusasa sokuqala, okwesibini kunye nokutya okuhlanu?.. – UStasyan wayenomsindo. – isikhumba asiqhekeki, huh? Wena, Chmoriko, – kunye no-Stasyan yank kwi-Cherevich’s’s leg-bone, eye yavela kwaye yaxhoma ihamba kancinci emoyeni phakathi phakathi kokutsiba kancinci. Kodwa ke, ngokukhawuleza wabhabha ngesantya sexesha lethu. -Kulungile ke, uza kundinyanga ngeli xesha?
– Impumlo! -uphendule ecothoza ukuhamba kancinci kweCilulia.
– Ndihlala ngempumlo yam? Ke andinayo impumlo. Andisiyo ikati yempandla? Ukuba unempumlo. Kwaye ndinomlomo. -uqinisekisile ungqatyana kwaye wamisa amehlo akhe kwisibhubhisi apho iindevu zaziphuma khona kancinci, emva koko impumlo ejikelezayo.
– Into ephambili kukuba ulwimi lube. Wongeze uMfu Cherevich. -iyathetha kwaye ibolile njengondlunkulu…
Kodwa uStasyan wayengasabamameli kwaye engabajonganga. Waba nomdla kwimpumlo ephuma emngxunyeni onamaqhina, owawuphuma ngokuthe ngcembe kuloo mngxunya. Yayiyimore, kodwa uStasyan wayengayazi le nto. Uthathe ingca elele kufutshane wenyuka wayincamathela emakhaleni akhe wayinyathela endaweni enempumlo kunye neendevu emngxunyeni. Udiza ovuselele kancinci, ulandelwa kukuntywila ngokuthe ngcembe. -Aaapchkhiii … -anduluka ephuma emakhaleni kwaye kwakhona kancinci. UStasyan ukwazile ukuthatha umphunga, ngelixesha umdiza uchukumise umhlaba, kwaye imoleki kwakhona yaqalisa ukukhwela ngaphandle kwaye yacotha: ekuqaleni kwamevu, nasemva kwempumlo. U Sparrow wenze okufanayo kwaye uncumile. Ingca ishukume kancinci kwaye uStasyan wayibopha ngebhlukhwe. Kwakukho ukuntywila kunye nengca, ngathi ngumkhonto we-pood, ngokuthe ngcembe kodwa ngesikhephe sabhabha ngaphandle kwaye sakhupha iindevu.
– Ahhh!! -Isiqhulo yakhala yaze yafika, yasusa umququ nge-amadevu, yaziva iintlungu zangoko kwaye ngokukhawuleza yabaleka njengeqhude. Ukuthungelana kuka-Stasyan kwaye wabamba isisu sakhe. Kwaye iqela lithathe umhlala phantsi ngenxa yokutsiba nje ngalo lonke ixesha lidlulile. UStasyan waqala ukuba nesithukuthezi kwaye uhambe: apha naphaya. Kwaye wayezisola kuphela ukuba ubophe iindevu zakhe, xa wabona inkunkuma entsha esandayo, eyayisoyikiswa yimore. U-Sparrow weza kwaye wathi ngovuyo:
– Ohhhh, Mikhosi yaseZulwini, Amafu akwaShaggy, Ilanga eliGqibeleleyo, enkosi!!! Ohhh, mikhosi yasezulwini!!!!! -waye wakhumbula ngeempukane kwaye wagqabhuka iimpukane, egobile kwangoko emva koko waqala ukulinda iimpukane.
– Kulungile, baphi? – ungqatyana wayekhathazeka ngokuvakalayo.
– Silapha, sibambe! -uphendule ikhaka uZasratich.
– Ewe, ayinguwe. Ndiyagula, ndifuna iimpukane. -uye uStasyan washukumisa izandla zakhe ukuze isinhanha siphalaze ngokubanzi.
– Ah ngoobani ezi mpukane? -wabuza uCherevich.
Ngoku uyabona, unyamezelo kuphela. kwaye ungqatyana waqala ukulinda, ejikeleze.
Ngethamsanqa, abo bashiyekayo kwinani leempukane ezibhiliyoni ezimbini ezikhokelwa luphiko olunye lweNyosi bazula-zula beyokukhangela ukutya, kodwa ngelishwa kwabaphilayo abanokwenza ukutya okufana ne-Casulia shards, apha emva koluqhushumbo yayikhona kuphela le mole kwaye kuphela, kwaye yena Ngokubanzi, akazange anqwenele ukuphuma emngxunyeni kwaye aqhekeze emngxunyeni, kodwa aphuma ubuso bakhe, ukuze nje atshintshe ubushushu. Okanye mhlawumbi wade wakhasa, okanye endaweni yoko, xa waxhuzula kwindawo eyosulelekileyo ngengozi. Ukuncwina, ukugquma kunye nokudubula… kunye nokutsha.
Ivumba elithandekayo lagquma iimpumlo zeNyosi kunye nabantu bayo. Kwaye sakhuthaza wonke umntu, onobuhlungu.
– Ewe, khawuphume! wakhwaza ebhuza. -Ikhona apha? Bhabha kule mfumba yedermis kwaye uyityile i-bistro. Isihlwele sethu sifuna amandla. – kwaye bonke babhabha ngaxeshanye bazinza koongqatyana, kodwa iingqondo zabo azisebenzi ngenxa yendlala ende kwaye baphinda bawa enye into efanayo. Inkunkuma ipholile kwaye uStasyan uthe:
,Molo, bhabha sithandwa!!! Awuqondanga?
– Yhu! -Qalile ngoyiko, Iimpukane zeenyosi zaza zaguquka ngoko nangoko. -Ohhhhh!! Ngaba nguwe, enkosi uphilile? Kuyintsikelelo engathethekiyo ukukubona uphila!
– Njengoko ubona, kwaye wena, inambuzane esisidenge, yandiphosa kumaxesha anzima kwaye ngoku ndisekuthinjweni kunye nabo, mhlawumbi ndisebukhobokeni.
– sinjani??
– Hayi, kubi. Bayandisebenzisa
– Unjani bethu?
– Hayi, njengokutya, kodwa ndikurenta ngesivumelwano. Kwaye nokuba ndiyitye okwethu kancinci, ke ngaphandle kokubandezeleka kwaye ke, konke endikutyayo kuku kum. Simanye kwaye somelele… Kwaye, wena, impukane, Sithandwa, undiphosile ngamaxesha anzima.
– Ndixole, Mnumzana, siya kusebenza ngaphandle kwesisindo se-gundel kwikwayara.
– Kulungile, zilapha. Ke siyabhabha ngelixa ezi zingasebenzi ngexesha lethu.
– Iyabaleka? -Wahleka ubusi Luju. -Ndicinga ukuba abaqhubi. Abayi nokuba bayahamba.
– Baxhonywa nje emoyeni. -Bazicacisile iimpukane kwakhona kwikwayara bahleka ngendlela efanayo.
– Kwaye uhleka ntoni? -UStasyan wafika ezinyaweni zakhe. -kanye, ukuya esihogweni kunye nabo. Iingxaki zabo ziingxaki zabo, ezam zezam. Indlu nganye ineetyala zayo. Ke, bhabha!!!
Iimpukane ziye zadibana ngokudibeneyo ukuze ingoma ivele: «Uye wathi babaleka, kwaye waphosa iphiko lakhe. Ngokungathi ecaleni kwendlela yaseChernobyl, waphakama waya emhlabeni.»
– «Umhlaba», ziintshatsheli! -Scryan silungiswe iStasyan.
Kwaye ungqatyana wagxuma, iqhubu lacola, babhabha ngakuGolupy. Kwaye kungekudala baqonda, oko kukuthi, kwisantya sabantu sexeshana. Bakhawuleza bakhathazeka:
,Heyi! Bakhwaza bencoma umntu obanika iphiko. «Yima, uthembisile, paskudin.»
– Ndiza kukubulala, nyana wenja kunye noodyakalashe. -akhwaza uCherevich.
– yayinguwe owamothusayo, waza walekayo!! – ikhakhayi liqhume kwiCherevich.
– Ayilotyala lam!! uMfundisi wakhwaza, enesingqala, egxalabeni.
– Ewe, Ah, ah kuyabuhlungu!!! -isuswe kwi-Stasyan ekhuphukayo yaya eziphezulu. Wabona indlela ingqokelela yeentloko ezihamba ngayo kude, apho kungekho mntu umiyo kwiChmor Iko, kuba yonke into yenzeka phambi kwamehlo abo bonke kwaye wonke umntu wayesazi ukuba esi yayisiphelo. Isiphelo sendlala…
Ekuqaleni, uCasulia Zeka uza kufa, kwaye ke wonke umntu. Kwaye iGalupia enkulu iya kunyamalala ebusweni bomhlaba. Kwaye wonke umntu wayecinga ukuba ngenxa yolwimi olungcolileyo loMfundisi wekhabhathi yamabala. Kodwa eneneni le yimeko kaMnu. Kwaye umbuzo uyabuzwa: kutheni abalawuli kuyo yonke indawo – amagosa abambezela inkqubela phambili, kodwa ngaba impucuko iyaphila kwaye iyaphumelela? Mhlawumbi kufanele kube njalo? Mhlawumbi kunjalo. Kodwa siyafuya, kwaye silwela ubomi bethu, kwaye kulungile. Kuphela ngoku kukho indawo ngakumbi nangakumbi kunye nokutya kunye neshumi leminyaka, kunye nolawulo lwethu lukhula lube yinkohlakalo kwaye luze nenkqubela phambili ibangele. Inkqubela phambili ekukhangeleni indawo nendawo yokuhlala. Siya kuphumelela kuphela xa izixhobo ziphinde zibaluleke ngakumbi kunobomi. Kwaye kungamaxhoba kuphela apho siqonda ukuba asiphili ngokuchanekileyo. Kwaye oko amalungu eBotva acinga ngaphambi kokuba afe akunakwenzeka. Ke ngoko, ikoloni yafa, kodwa hayi ngokupheleleyo. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, uNadezhda wayengowokugqibela ukufa, kwaye wayeselapho, nangona wayengaphumeleli…