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mwari vakaridza muridzo
Mushure mekunge ndanyorera amai vangu: «Huyai mama, mamai!», Ndakafamba ndakananga kuimba yandaigara nzara yekudzidza uye ndikafunga:
– Ndeupi musiyano uripo pakati pevaRussia nemaAmericans nemaEuropean?
– Uye nenyaya yekuti ivo vanogara uye vanofunga zvine musoro, isu hatibvumirwe. – Ini ndakazvipindura ndokuenderera mberi. Ini ndaida kumwa – inotyisa nekuruma. Ndiri kuenda, saka ndiri kuenda nenzira kune alley kure kure kweye kongiri-yematanda fenzi yeimwe bhizimusi rekugadzira. Ndiri kuona kuti kwasviba. Ini ndinonzwa kuti kune rimwe divi remadziro mumwe munhu anoita runyararo, asi achibaya, asingakwanise kuridza muridzo. Ini ndakapindurawo. Ndiri kuona kuti hombodo ye mbatatisi inobhururuka kubva kune chimwe chinhu kune rumwe rutivi rwemadziro, yakarongedzwa nechimwe chinhu pandiri. Ndakakwenya, uye bhegi rakabata kubuda kweimbwa yeimwe bere risingazivikanwe, harina kunonoka kumberi kwangu. Ndakaenda kwaari, ndikamuongorora zvinoshamisa, uye, ndisingafungiri kana kufunga chero chinhu, ndikamusunungura, uye ipapo …, apo?! Ikoko aive akazara akasungwa, kunyangwe akatsimbirirwa nesosi yekusvuta. Pasina kufunga nezve chero chinhu, ndakaburitsa rimwe panze, ndikabata bhegi neapuro yaAdam uye, ndokukanda pamapfudzi angu, ndakawedzera nekukurumidza nekukurumidza kweFerrari ndakananga kuimba yangu yekubatira, ndichidya sosi iyi isingakanganwike munzira.
Ndakabva ndangoda kudzidza uye kurarama.
Chii chakaitika ipapo?! Kuzya. Lee: iye muridzo, iye anogadzira mbatatisi, anove chizvarwa weSytytykkar uye akauya kushamwari yake pamwe naye: mugari weAldyrbaguy gorge, purazi «Ndipei ndidye», iro randakatamba senhapwa uye asingatauri Russian.
– Chikwama chiri kupi? Kuzya akabvunza.
– Uye iwe wakamukanda? – ChiHebheru comrade vakapindura mubvunzo.
– Uye iwe wakaridza muridzo?
– Uye iwe..??
Ipapo kunouya kurira mbeveve. Asi nokutendeseka, sausage yacho yaipisa-yakatetepa uye inonaka…
P.S: Takatengesa pasi pebhegi kumhuri uye takazadzwa negungwa re swill nehupenzi… Chirongwa chakapihwa bang…
noti 2
Nguruve showdown
Rimwe zuva, nekuda kwekusapa musangano uyu, vakandiendesa munhare dzevarwi veSoviet Union, kureva uto. Ikoko, mumwedzi, ndakakanganwa zvese zvandaidzidza munzvimbo dzinochengeterwa vana, kindergarten, muchikoro chepamusoro uye muzvikoro zviviri zvekudzidzisa zvine huwandu: mazana manomwe nemakumi masere nemazana mapfumbamwe nemakumi mana nenhatu makumi maviri nemakumi mana emakore, kwaive kuruboshwe rweguta kubva pambabvu kuenda kune mhanza. pasitadhi.
Takamira, saka tenge tiri pabasa pabasa rekunopinda muchiuto unit nekuputa fodya pamusuwo. Ipapo kwaive nenhamo munyika yedu isina kuzorora. Iyo nguva yaive yakaoma, midzanga mapaundi matatu pamwedzi. Uye chikamu chedu chiri padyo nepurazi rekudyidzana «Bull udder» uye ichi ichokwadi. Saka isu tinomira uye tinoputa, uye Baba Yaga vanobuda kumashure kwemuti. Chokwadi, zita rake ainzi Jadwiga. Zvakanaka. – isu tinofunga, – chinyakare huku uye, kunyangwe iyo, isu tinorota nezvemakwenzi ane madema. Uye anopopota, achikanganisa pfungwa dzedu. Iye matsi uye ibofu.
– Ah, mauto, pindura, www?!
– B, iwe benzi, chii chauri kuchema? Isu tiri mazana masere nemaviri masentimita kure newe?! Kumashure kwefenzi!!
– As?
– Bes! – akapindura mushandi webasa zvakare. – Chii chaunoda, chiti, kana enda karoti?
– Me, anodaro sekuru sekuru. – iwe unofanirwa kuenda kunotengesa, – uye kunyemwerera, – yenguruve shoma, Boryusenka. Ndichaisa mwedzi pamatafura, kunyange uchindipa.
– Chii chauinacho ikozvino? Ndakabvunza, murume akaona inguruve chete ku zoo, asi nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero ivo vanonzi hippos.
– As?
– Dras!! Chii chakauya newe?? Ndakadzokorora nezwi.
– Ini ndichakupa imwe nyama yenguruve … – pasina kunzwa kana kusanzwisisa mubvunzo wangu, iyo yekare yakapindurwa.
– Iye, munzira, anobhururuka agaric gluttonous.. – Ndakanongedza, pamberi pevaeni vangu.
– Uye unogarepi? – akabvunza shamwari
– Uye iwe unouya kumusha uye ubvunze Yadu, migwagwa yedu haina mbeveve.
– Chii? Arsenic, kana chii? Ndakasheedzera munzeve yake, kuita kunge maikorofoni.
– Kwete, mudiwa wangu! Hehe.. Bvunza Yad Vigu!!
– Uye uchauya rinhi? – akabvunza comrade.
– Uye pakupera kwevhiki, masikati! Ini handisi kuzomudyisa chete. – vakapindura ambuya ndokuenda kunotora spiky green bus.
Ndichipedza, ndakabvunza mumwe wangu.
– Comrade, wakauraya nguruve here?
– Ehe saizvozvo. Ini ndaigara mune rimwe purazi remapurazi.
Svondo yasvika. Isu takatizira muAWOL kuburikidza nekona iri kure yefenzi. Takasvika pamusha pasina kana dambudziko uye zvakange zvakatiomera kuti tiwane imba yavo, kunyanya sezvo kwaingova nedzimba shanu mumusha, uye muhotera iine vashandi vanobva kune imwe nyika, mapuranga. Huya zvinoreva kwaari. Uye iye uye chingwa, uye munyu, uye kunyange iyo goof yakawanikwa. Isu takadya chikafu chemusango uye tikanwa zvimwe.
– Zvakanaka, mukadzi mukuru? – comrade yakatanga. – iripi nguruve?
– Ehe, inguruve, inodikanwa mudura. akapindura achipinda muroom. Anotora imwe hafu-metres. Inovhura uye inodhonza pfumo rezana rechishanu ramakore BC, sezviri pachena kubva pazera re. Ngura, ngura uye mubato wakarukwa netepi yemagetsi.
– Hepano, vanakomana, uyu ndiye wangu Josefa anonoka, kumashure kuHondo Yenyika I Grant. Paaive mufekitori yenyama, aigara uye akacheka vanhu vese: kunyangwe mombe nehuku.
Ndainzwa kusagadzikana kutarisa kwaari Stakhanovsky, akajeka kutarisa. Shamwari yakatora banga kubva pamaoko enhare..
– Huya unondiudza. -Kupi kwaraifudza, A?
Anotishandura kuva bura.
– Ipapo, – anoti, – Mudiwa wangu Borusenka.
Nokutendeseka, ini ndinotarisa izvi Borusenka uye maziso angu ari kumashure kwezeve dzangu.
Yake corral yakapfurwa pasi kubva pamabhodhi ane slits maviri nhatu. Uye kubva kuChrisvice slots mapepa uye tsvimbo inorembera mu elastic. Sezviri pachena iyi ndiyo piglet Boryushishche hafu yehupenyu uye haanyepi.
– Ah, madhiri angu, ndichaenda kutumba. – akapfugama ambuya, achifukidza muromo wake wetiothless nemakona ehafu. -Uye iwe unonyanya kungwarira ne boryusenka. Ndini ndega kubva kuhama dzangu. Hapana mumwezve, ndinomuchengeta kubva pakuzvarwa. Mhoroi, mombe dzangu dzirikumhara. Yyyyyyy!! – mukadzi wekare akarira uye akabva angomira achifemedzeka mune imwe yakawira pasi, achichinja izwi rake kubva pakunyorova kuenda kumabhass. -Uye usakanganwa, vafo, ndinayo yekutengesa…
– Zvese zvichange vachipopota, gogo!!! – Comrade yakakurudzira uye yakatendeukira kwandiri. – Uye iwe, shamwari yangu, ndibatsirei kunze, kuvhura gedhi.
Ndakanyarara ndichiuya ndikabvisa turntable, gedhi rakagomera, uye nguruve haina kana kufambisa nzeve yake. Kick bastard. Zvakanaka, shamwari yangu haina kuvhiringidzika ipapo, uye nesimba rake rose, kuti anocheka sei inguruve mu nickel, akagwina pakati uye akakwira. Nickel, saizi yeplate. Mushure memasekondi mashoma, nguruve yakavhura ziso rake rekurudyi, uye ipapo kuruboshwe. Kwakazozara kunzverwa, uye «mammons» anonzi Kurwisa akasvetukira pamabhuruku ake achimerera kubva mudumbu rake, makumbo ake asina kucherechedzwa.
Achikwenya nemaziso ese kuiri, ndokuzoregedza bhuruu blond vadzidzi munzira dzakasiyana, nguruve yakatarisa kumeso kwayo. Mushure mekunge akanda maziso ake zvakare pachibatiso chejadha, akamusimudzira nickle: kumusoro, pasi; kumusoro, pasi, yakarongedzwa kuona ekutarisa komrade uye yakashungurudzwa kure, zvakanyanya zvekuti iyo corral yose yakangopunzika ikava kuwanda kwemachipisi. Nyowani nyowani akasaswa kubva pasi petsoka dzake uye akavhara huchi dzinoverengeka, achigogodza pairi, iyo yakanyatsotarisa pane zvaiitika. Comrade iyi yanga yatomhanyisa yakananga kubindu, kuburikidza neiyadhi yezve hupfumi. Iyo mammigs nguruve yandiri kurwa, nekukurumidza kubatwa neiye akatadzira, kuparadzira zvese zvipenyu izvo zvine mvumo yekugara muyadhi iyi. Ambuya vakanamatira pahwindo, vachiumburuka mhino yavo yenyoka. Ndakagwinidzira padivi, ndakangogumburwa.
Vakamhanya kunze kwechivanze, mukwikwidzi, achipinda mudura, akatanga kukunda magadheni, achirova nzvimbo dzekudyara uye zvimedu-zvidimbu, uye yenguruve, Borusya, akarwisa kumuruma chitsitsinho, ruoko chete rwegumi nemasere-hwai mini-pfumo rakabatana kunze kweiyo nickel yakakanganiswa. isina mechi. Ranga raive rakapfupika uye mufambidzani wacho anga achitopopota kuti abatsirwe uye kutendeuka kwakapinza, kwakamubatsira kutiza nekupunyuka, izvo zvairatidzwa nechaunga cheAsia-Gypsies nevanhu vekuona-vavakidzani vakatarisa panze pefenzi. Vanaamai vechiTajik nevari kudzvanya vakadhonza vana kubva pafenzi, asi havana kuramba, kuda kuona munhu anofara achinzi: «kutsiva nekuuraiwa yenguruve Borusi pamusoro pemurwi wehondo yeRussia.» Uye zvaingave zvinosiririsa dai zvisiri zvemapombi ezvipuka zvemupfudze pamagumo ebindu, asi mukati maro mune marara anonamira maputi eiyo vagari vemumisha yeRussia vanohwanda huswa mumatanda. Vakavabata, zvine hunyanzvi, mumwe munhu airwira, uye nekukasika zvese zvakaitika nenzira dzakasiyana kana kuti zvinopesana: iyo mammoth yenguruve Kurwa kwaive kutiza, uye mumwe munhu akarwa akamupuruzira mativi emafuta, maererano neshuwa, uye nekukasira nekukurumidza uye nehungwaru, sekunge ari pabvunzo yekuongorora., inobata kwete forogo, asi Kalashnikov pfuti yekurova, ine bayonet-banga. Uye kunyange vateereri vakatsigira murwi nekupururudza, vachirumbidza uye vachirumbidza kukunda kuri kuuya kwehomo sapiens, vakajairika mauto eRussia – pamusoro pechisikirwo, kufunga pamusoro pepfungwa, uye nekuda kweizvozvo nguruve yakange isingakwanisi kumira kurwiswa ikadonha ikafa, pamberi pomusuwo wemba, pane chikumbaridzo chayo pakanga paine shaggy. akabata bangafu mune rumwe ruoko uye vachikanda wechipiri kumashure kwake kumashure, ivo babamukuru teary vaYad-Vig. Iyo comrade yakaita yekupedzisira mukati mechitunha chenguruve uye pitchfork, ichibaya isina hupenyu yemhuka, ichisvetuka senge tambo yeviri bass, ikatsemuka.
– Zvakanaka, ambuya, shamwari shamwari Spartak akatanga zvine hunyanzvi. – waita, dururira uye gadzika tafura!!!
Ambuya vakadhonzera pini inosimuka kubva kumashure kwavo, inovhuvhuta mukanyiwa wekurasa uye pizza, uye nematanda vakamurovera padhuze. Paive nemheremhere, uye isu vaviri takatiza kubva kwaari. Iye zvakare mabwe emabwe, gumi kusvika mashanu emakirogiramu, akakanda kwatiri. Uye vese vaiona vakatendeukira kudivi rake vakatanga kuenda nesu, asi havana kusimuka, asi kumashure kubva pamatombo kwakakuvadza. Ambuya Yad-Vig, uye vakanyora kunyunyuta kumutungamiriri weuto, kwavakandipa mazuva gumi, naComrade – vakarova battalion yekurangwa kwemakore maviri, kwavakatanga kubva kubhero kusvika kune bhero, kuchenesa shit mune iyo pigsty yemuno, manually…
noti 3
Toilet snoring
Zvakanga zvakaita seiyi: kuseri kwemetro station yemutungamiriri mukuru, Saint uye achingove Sasha, mune penny zone yemazon inokuvadza, pakanga paine chimbuzi cheBio chematumba matatu akabatanidzwa necheni imwe, akaomeswa nechinangwa chimwe, vaviri vacho vakashanda seimba yekushanda, uko vagari vemuSt. Petersburg, uye chechitatu yaive hofisi yeanoshanda uye mubati wechibhokisi, mumunhu mumwe chete akaunganidza mari yebasa rekupa muunganidzwa we shit.
Vanhu vakamira mumaraini, vachimhanya vachitarisira kwenzvimbo dzose dzekutanga. Uye nepakati pakati pevashanyi, ndakasvina mari, ndikatengesa mari yake kuna tete tete, avo vanogara pachinzvimbo chemushandi uye muchengeti weaya zvimbudzi zveBio, Claudia Filippovna Undershram, mugari wenhaka weLeningrad muchizvarwa chechishanu. Haana kukurumidza kukanda mapfumo pasi ekupomera kwangu kwemutsotsi, ini ndoda kuziva kuti handina kuzvitaura panguva iyoyo, uye ndakataura naye. Asi mhedzisiro yacho yaive pachiso. Chiso chakapetwa. Yakanga iri, nenzira, manheru. Uye vanhu vakatoderera muhuwandu. Ini, ndisingafunge nezvekunhuwa kwemuviri wababamunini vangu, ndafunga kukanda munzira diki. Uyezve, ndaive nemahara kushandisa immune. Uye pandakapinda mune yakasununguka biosort, ndakanzwa zvakafanana naAunt. Chikafu chakadyiwa chakandiisa pachimbuzi. Mushure meizvozvo, ndakave dizzy, ndokukurukura nevatorwa zvakateedzerwa, uye nekuenderera mberi, kuputika kwezvakasara zvegastric nzira pamadziro, kuburikidza nemuromo wangu uye kurara, hope dzinotapira dzisina zviroto. Panguva ino, Claudia Filippovna Undershram akamuka kubva kudhakwa, akanzwa mumuromo wakaoma uye nekunzwa kwehuro, iko kuti, ane nyota, akasvina mvura chimwe chinhu uye, nekukasira uye kutya kwekuenda, sechikonzero chekunonoka kuenda kumba. Nenguva isipi akasimuka ndokuvhara, pamadhirowa, pamese makaomeswa neni, akarara mukati, kusanganisira kutiza…
Ndipo pakazovapo husiku hwakazara magunun’una ehuswa uye hunyoro hwemaitiro akasiyana ehupenyu aive asati asvika pasitadhi, akarara pamabhenji. Kuona kusvinura, vatatu vanoita zvemitemo vakapfeka yunifomu, pamotokari yekambani, yeZhiguli chiratidzo chine nhamba yebhuruu uye chinyorwa mumativi eMILURE, mapurisa akange asati agadzirwa kuRussia, vakakwira mota kunoongorora iro rima. Mushure mekuita chokwadi chekuti zvese zvinoenderana nemutemo uye hapana munhu anogona kutora mari yasara, vakamisa mota yavo parutivi mumwe nemumwe, kutenderera nezvivakwa, zvaisanganisira biosorti… Vaviri vane pfuti dzemuchina, mabati, gasi canvas, bhutsu nemabhesi zvakabuda ndokuisa mumusoro. takananga kumasitoro evatengesi veAsia ye «shawarma», inoitiswa nevagari veRussian Federation, ine chizvarwa cheMoroccans, vaisanzwisisa zvakanyanya chiRussia, asi vaive vagari, uye kwaive kubhiikodhi kwakanyorwa kuti «GAY SHAURMA YOKUTAMBIRA UYE TRUMP». Nei zita rakadaro raive, pamwe, ivo vashanduri vangave vaine kuseka. Mutyairi aine pfuti, akagara mumota ari pahosi uye kamwe kamwe?!
Ini, munhu anoteerera mutemo, asiri-mugari weRussian Federation, ndiri muRussia nerudzi. Kusvika kubva kuUSSR, Republic of Kazakhstan, kwavakandirova hujaya hwangu hwese nekuti ini ndaingova Russian. Zvisinei, ini pandakakura, ini ndatozvirova. Asi iyi inyaya yakasiyana, uye zvino kudzokera kurangana: Ini, munhu anoteerera mutemo, asiri-mugari weRussian Federation, nerudzi – Russian, musungwa anokudzwa, FSB muhombe, pensioner, akaremara akaremara uye zvese izvi zvakabatana, kunyanya sezvo ini ndaiziva zvese izvi zvisipo, kana kwaakange asati avepo, akaerekana amuka kubva kunzunza nyama kubva kuimba yekuvakidzana uye, kuti ndive chaizvo, ndainzwa kuvharika, husiku, mukamuri rechikamu rakandikomberedza, uye ceiling pamusoro. Ndainzwa zvese uye handina kuyeuka kana kuti handina kunzwisisa kuti ndiripi?! Madziro akapwanya pfungwa dzangu saizvozvo. Ndakafunga kusvika pa «mini nhanho», pandakanga ndakagara, gumbo rangu rakawira mugomba, uye ipapo zvese zvaita kunge bay. Ndakaridza mhere uye ndikamuka, ndichiita zvekuzevezera, ndichirota mwanasikana wevanhuwo zvavo, mushambadzi wechikadzi, uye mutyairi wenguva pfupi. Akavhunduka uye akatokatyamara, kunge gypsy, achipwanya chipfuva chake, asi panguva iyoyo akaonga mamiriro acho ezvinhu, asi aisatenda kumweya. Ini, ndisina hunyanzvi, ndakatukwa kuti ndibatsirwe, ndichiedza kupaza imwe gomba mune rakapendana nerimwe remadziro, asi basa rangu rakanga risingabatsiri, uye kurovera hakuna kumira.
Panguva iyoyo, kune rimwe divi rechimbuzi, mumwe mutyairi wengoro, mutyairi akange atodaidzira kuti isimbiswe, uye vaviri, vasingatarisiri chikafu cheArabhu kubva mukanyiwa nehuku, kitsi uye imbwa dzakatengwa pasina, anga atotizira kunobatsira weanoshanda naye.
Ndainzwa manzwi kune rimwe divi reimba, asi izvo hazvina kubatsira kudzikisa musoro wehangover.
– Ndiani pano? – mumwe wavo akabvunza.
– Ndiri pano, uye ndiwe ani? Ndakabvunza.
– Me? ikozvino unoziva…
– Pwanya imba yacho!! -Ndakabvunza imwe yacho uye zvainge zvisina kuoma kuita izvi nebhari yepfuti yekurwisa. Gonhi rakavhurika. Pamberi pangu pakamira vana vashamisika vashoma, mumwe munzira, akayambuka neziso, akapfeka yunifomu yakafanana neyaipinda. Vakabva vandiendesa kukamba yemapurisa yaive pedyo, uye chimbuzi chechimbuzi hachina kuzopera.
Murindi akafunga kwenguva yakareba kuti angataure sei chikonzero chekuvharirwa pabasa iri mushumo. Uye zvataurwa zvinotevera:
«… Akasungwa, uku achiedza kubira zvirimo zvechimbuzi chebio kubva mukati, achihwanda kubva kururamisiro padyo, kubva kunze.»
Munhu wese aive achinakidzwa, kunyanya kubva pakasungwa mumwe musungwa, uyo akamanikidzwa kuchenesa imwe hofisi, akaedza kupukunyuka ndokunamira pamusoro peganda rewindows uye mbabvu dzakaratidza dzegumi nesere yekare yekubatira. Vanodzimisa moto vakadaidzwa, zvakanyatsojeka, varwi nemoto, uye vanodzima moto ndevaya vanoipisa moto. Nehurombo, Ministry of Emergency yanga isati yagadzirwa. Vaya vakamubvunza:
– Chii iwe chaunonamira nacho?
– Pubic nemazai!! akapindura aine misodzi mumaziso. Akaponeswa zvekare uye akatumirwa kunoshambidza outhouse, iyo yaive isina windows. Pane kudaro, ndakaramba, ndichiti ndaizopedza hupenyu hwangu kana vakaramba vachityora kodzero yangu yebumbiro uye vachindimanikidza kubvisa shiti yavo muchimbuzi. Vakaseka Bumbiro ndokutsiva chirango changu nekundirova muitsvo, mushure mazvo ini ndakatanga kuita piss husiku, pakutanga neropa ndokuzora svutugadzike. Asi chimbuzi hachina kugeza!! Uye ini, muawa, ndakarima expanses yeusiku Nevsky Prospect, mukutsvaga kwehupenyu…
noti 4
Methodius
Mufambiro wakandiunza kwenguva pfupi kuguta gamba. St. Petersburg, muhari yekupa, vanongodaidzwa sevanhu sevanhu vasina pekugara. Vakandipa shkonar, ndiko kuti, mubhedha, wandairova kwehafu yemwedzi kubva kunzvimbo dzekudhakwa-vakuru, kuisa gumi nevashanu muchipatara vasati vandisiya. Matombo aive matiles. Ndazviunganidzira zvipfumbamwe. Ndakaavasunga one pamusoro peimwe ndokurara padhuze nepadenga. Paive nezvimwe zvaikanganisa: kubata kumeso kwaive kwakanyanya, uye ndakasendamira padanda remapuranga. Hupenyu hwaitora hwaro chaihwo hwekuita: Mangwanani – manheru, masikati – chimbuzi, zvichingodaro zuva rega rega. Vakandibhadharira ini pamwe chete nemunun’una wangu munyaradzi Lyokha Lysy, uyo anga apedza zvidzidzo zviviri zvepamusoro mudunhu kwemakore gumi nemashanu, kuitira kugadzikana kwenzvimbo yedu yechipiri. Haana kusiyana pakuona uye aive aine gumi nevasere vake mutsvuku mumashoko ake. Uye sezvo zvaive zvakaoma kuwana magirazi ane maziso ekuona akadaro, akapeta kubva kune inowanikwa, nekuwedzera, matatu mafuremu ane magirazi uye akaabatanidza neaya yemhangura. Saka akawana zana muzana yezana chiratidzo. Ndipo pandakatanga kumuremekedza nejeko remaziso masere. Takagara naye mumhuri, senge mu zone, muchidimbu, isu taive nemidzi uye tichigovera chingwa nekubika, zvisinei, nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero akandipa chidimbu chakakura, aindiremekedza kana kundidyisa nguva yenzara yekukomba yekuwedzera hupenyu hwangu nekutora nyama yangu. Mangwanani oga oga ini, ndichimuka, ndinowana patafura yangu zuva rose kana anopfuura. Vanhu vakuru uye vagari vemamwe mazera, vese vakagara munzvimbo dzisingasviki uye shoma pfupi: diki yaive yemakore gumi neshanu, nokuzvidira vakagoverana nesu chikafu chavo, vakawana nenzira dzakasiyana dzehumbavha diki uye mabatiro ezvikamu zvehuwandu hwevanhu, iyo inonzi imba. Ini ndaigara ndichingopikiswa uye ndodzosera uyu kumashure, uye saka ivo vaibhadhara mutero pandaive ndakarara. Iyo mhanza yakafara nekutarisirwa uku zvakare ndokutanga kudya mafuta.
Mangwanani mamwe echando ndakamuka. Chando chakange chodonha panze nepahwindo. Kuti ndisimuke semazuva ese kwaive usimbe, uye pakanga pasina hurongwa hwekutenga mari, kunyanya kubva nezuro, uye musoro wangu wakamira. Iye mhanza, semazuva ese, akaverenga chimwe chinhu mupfungwa dzake, achifamba chete nemuromo wake wepazasi. Uye izvi zvese zvingadai zvakapfuurira, dai zvisiri zvekuonekwa kweyekare makore makumi manomwe ane makore cormorant-recidivist, mufambisi wengarava, anomira kure, mushambadzi uye Methodius asina dzimba ane midzi yeFinland. Ini ndinoda kuona kuti vanoburitswa vanowanzo taurirana nema castes, senge mune ino nyaya. Uye akataura zvakanyanya neCaucasus pane kutaura neFinnish.
– Zvakanaka, zvipembenene, isu tine gasi? akatanga kubva pafudzi. Ndakatendeuka, Bald akaregedza bhuku racho. A miniti yakapfuura.
– Chii chaunoda, chembere? – akabvunza Bald akazviviga musvo.
– Mira uchitarisa dossier, tora zvigunwe zvegoridhe, kureva, ini, uye enda. Kwemakore mana ndakagamuchira pension.
Mushure memashoko ake, anenge maminitsi maviri akapfuura uye chando nyowani yakanga ichipwanya pasi petsoka dzedu. Nechokure, pakanga paine chitoro chine hove yerumwe rudzi rweGeorgian. Takapinda mairi ndokuraira mazana maviri. In smeared and toast Methodius:
– maTato haagare vasina murume nemuroora! -Takaraira mamwe zana. Tevere, mushure meichi chekare mbichana:
– Mwari vade utatu! – isu takadiridza magirazi aya zvakare. Takabva tataura takanyarara, mumwe nemumwe aine iye uye iye ega Methodius haana kunyarara akazviudza ega kuti term yekutanga yakagamuchirwa sei kubva kune shanu inowanikwa. Isu takanga tisiri vateereri vakasununguka.
– Ngarava yedu yakauya neKyuubi. Ndakaenda kumusha kwemukoma wangu. Takanwa kwevhiki. Saka mangwanani isu takaungana kune muchengeti wemba, shure kwechimedu chakadzvanywa uye takapfuura nepamba pange pane muchato. Ndakavatenda, uye ivo vakanditumira tsamba nhatu… Ndakatarisa tarisa ndokuona murwi wezvidhinha kumashure kwangu, mukoma wangu achienda kunopenya kwemwedzi nedemo, ndakatora matombo ese muhutu, maive neronda, ehe, mwenga aive pahuma chaipo. Mushure, akatanga kuseta mahwindo. Iyo pape haina kuwana nguva yekupera pandakaiswa mutorongo kwemakore matatu. Chii chimwe chauchanwa? – akapedza ndokuenda kubharani counter yezvinhu zvevatengi.
Isu takamwa zvakanyanya uye kwenguva yakareba, kunyangwe taive nekudya. Manheru, denga raLysy rakaputswa uye akatanga kumhanya achipinda mune vamwe. Ndakatarisa ichi bespontovoe chidzidzo ndokutungamira chakadhakwa sidekick kuchimbuzi. Uye Methodius panguva ino, agamuchira kubva kuna Lysy, zvimwe kana zvisingaiti, pasi peziso rake, akange achibowa patafura, akamira pasi.
Mangwanani acho ndakamutswa neruzha uye ruzha rwemhere rweBald. Zvakaitika kuti paakarara, Methodius akatsamwa akabhururuka mukamuri ine chimumumu ndokurova akarara Lyokha aine crutch rakananga pahuma. Akasvetukira pamubhedha ndokuwira pasi, akasimuka aine chitsipa uye akakwenya pamusoro pechinyakare. Ipapo ini ndinorangarira kubudikidza napamuromo, pakanga paine kurwa, kusvikira vaparadzaniswa. Zvakazoitika kuti pandakabvisa Lysy kubva mu tavern, Methodius akadhakwa akapererwa. Akakandirwa kunze nemumugwagwa munzira isati yavhara, uye akakambaira achienda kumba, achivimba nehuchenjeri hwake.
– Wakandisundira, Bald!! – Yakatsemurwa segiramu uye yarega kubhururuka nekutya, sekuru, yatove yakarara pasi, musana wayo pasi.
– Sei? – akabvunza, achibata pahuro yaMethodius uye akagara kunge nguruve, Bald nemapfupa ake emaoko ake.
Panguva iyoyo, wechikuru uya wechikuru, achiedza kukambaira kubva pasi pemakore epakati pechikadzi cormorant, asina kuvhurwa nzeve yake yekuruboshwe uye ndokutsikirira plum kubva pamhuno. Iye mhanza akapindura asingaburitse maoko, achimupusha musoro mumusoro.
– Makanaka, mune mutsa. – Ndakaedza kudzikamisa yavo vadiki cormorant, ndinoreva. – Hei, vanhu vasina pokugara, vaparadze pamibhedha. Ndiudze, Methodius, chii chakatanga kuita buzz?
– Me!! -kusarega kuenda kwaBald, sekuru vakatanga kuzvipembedza. -Ndinorara, mune imwe mhando, ndinonzwa mumwe munhu achibaya baya, ndakavhura maziso angu – chando. Ndakafemereka ndokutanga kusimuka. Ini ndinotendeuka, uye pamberi pangu pane tete naTram, gumi sentimita kubva kwandiri. Husiku huri kutonhora, ne hangover, uye zvakare Lysy, mombe, akaikanda, ah!! Yay!! Yay!! – katatu akadaidzira Methodius.
– Yep!! Yep!! Yep!! – Katatu Lysy akamubaya muziso.
Mushure mehafu yeawa, isu takaraira kare mazana maviri egiramu uye taizozviruramisa kusanzwisisana kwedu. Uye zvakadaro mwedzi wose, Methodius asina kuva murombo. Chinhu chakanaka kadhi rekubhangi. Nehupfumi…
noti 5
Yero yechando
– Yakanga, mune idzo dziri kure pasina nguva dzemutemo, apo tundra yaive murume. Simudza iyo armpit ye tundra-murume, hafu yezuva, dzikisa armpit ye tundra-murume, hafu yeusiku. Uye mbeva dzakararama pariri. Uye kunyatsotarisa pane zana yezana muzana maonero, idzi dzaisave utunga zvachose, asi mamamoms, mabheya eporari, deya pakupedzisira uye nguruve. Uye ipapo munhu wese aidaidza Chukchi – vanhu, sezvo ivo vaingova voga befu vanogara mu tundra. Neimwe nzira murume weTundra arikufamba aine armpit yakasimudzwa uye kuikanda, nepo Chukchi ku yaranga vachipona nedutu rinotyisa. Iyo armpit yakamira kupuruzira tundra-murume, dutu rikadzikira. Uye Chukchi akasiya dzimba dzawo mu tundra uye akabva angomutenda nekuda kwechando chena yakachena nechira chake cheyero. Uye iyo tundra yakaita sekushayikwa kwevhithamini mumuviri, senge acne mumuviri. Uye izvi zvese zvakaonekwa uye munhu wese akatanga kutamba, asi chinyararire zvinyoro zvichena zvakatanga kunyangarika, mumwe munhu akazviba uye akasiya maburi. Uyezve, wemunharaunda Chukchi asina pekugara Serezha, uyo munhu wese aimuti «yellow snow,» akaenderera mberi nenyaya yake, murume weTundra akamuraira kuti awane mbavha uye aibvise mbanje. Vese Chukchi vanovigwa mumakara echando uye, vakatarisa, vakamirira vakashamisika. Zvinoitika kuti vana vavo vakazoita mbavha, avo vakatarisa maicicles aya ecockerels, ayo avanotengesa mune bazaar. Uye kubvira pakazvarwa mwana, ivo vanoti kwaari:
– Usadye, bastard, yero yechando!! -uye akamurova, arove pamberi pake, kunyanya pamusoro.
Kazhinji, Serezha-Yero Snow yaitaridzika kunge diki, makore makumi maviri nemanomwe, ese ese akafanana neiyo Chukchi. Akaenda kuCentral Library ndokunhonga mabhodhoro munzira. Pane imwe nguva akatanga kunyangarika kwemazuva. Wese munhu aive akasiyana, asi aida kuziva. Paakazviratidza, akabvunzwa. Aive akanyarara. Asi akambodhakwa uye Serezha Yellow Snow akabvuma kuti achazoroora munguva pfupi.
– Uye pamusoro paani? – inoteverwa nemubvunzo.
.Apa ini ndinoapa ivo chikafu uye vanodzidzisa, sekurerwa kwandakaitwa nababa vangu, uye baba vake baba, uye baba – baba, amai vake nekuti kushaya baba kwaive. – Seryozha akasvetuka-mhanya mumhino dzake, ndokukatanura mbudzi, ndokuitarisa, ndokuidya. – Ini ndinoda Chupa-chups, zvisinei, inopa yakangwara mifungo. Ehe, kwete kare kare hapana akawana imba. Akakwira mukati imomo, akatarisa, pakanga pane nzvimbo yakakwana yevese: mudzimai wake, neni, uye nevana. Chokwadi, mukuru anehurombo, akasungwa kwemakore gumi nemaviri. Asi ndichiri mudiki, benzi, makumi mana chete akagogodza. Ndakamudzidzisa, asi haana kutenda ruzivo rwangu. Huye, zhizha richiripo, saka ndafunga kugadzirira euro mumba, ini ndatotenga putty, ruvara, maburashi. Chokwadi, vamwe babamunini vakapinda: «Urikuitei?». – vanobvunza. «Gadzirisa». – Ini ndoti, asi ini ipapo ndakazoona kuti ivo vakanonoka, imba yacho yaive yatogara neni. – Serezha Yenecha Chando yakatora cracker kubva pasi pemubhedha, ikadzvanya jongwe risingazive kusvetuka kubva kumutengesi, ndokuisveta nechena mvura uye, ichiripeta, kuruma. Rusk yakatsemuka, asi haina kutyora. Chukchi zvishoma nezvishoma akavhura maziso ake, achitarisa fani yakapunzika inonamira kunze kweganga remubati.
– Ooooooo!! akagomera ndokutanga kudziya mazino ake nechanza chake…
Zhizha rapfuura. Chukchi vakasvika neFingals, pasina kana meno ekumberi. Mumusoro make maive neganda reropa rakange rakafukidzwa.
– Chii Seryozha, imba yekupemberera yakapembererwa, kwanga kwasviba, mwenje wakadzima? – vasina pekugara vaibata mbichana.
– Kwete, maiguru pamwe nevaridzi vemba iyi vasvika, asi ini ndanga ndapedza kugadzirisa, ndaida kuenda nemhuri yangu. Saka vandirova nemakirabhu. Imbwa. Magumo…
noti 6
Kufa, kurumwa, kune wreath!!
Zuva raipenya. Denga raive rakajeka uye vanhu vekumusha vasina dzimba janitors vakagara mumakamuri ekutarisira uye vakamonera makadhibhodhi, vakaisa mamwe mabhodhoro, uye vamwezve vakagaya matani ealuminium ezve cocktails nedoro. Uye zvese zvichave zvakanaka, asi pane imwe imba yekutandarira, pakanga paine maUZ maviri aine marata ebhuruu uye «vanababa» vakatungamirwa kunze kwemusuwo uye «vakabata ruoko» mukadzi nevakomana vaviri vakapfeka nguwo dzejanitorial, inonzi «yolks» mune vanhuwo zvavo. Vagari venzvimbo iyi havasati vanzwisisa chikonzero chekusungwa, nekuti vatatu ava vakanyura mumarara mumarara, uye nekuchenesa mayadi zuva nezuva. Umwe neumwe aive neyemwenje yake, yekwaakange akajairwa nemaoko, uye ese aya akaiswa nemutsvairo, scoop uye bag. Zvishandiso izvi akazviratidza kwavari senge talisman kana amulet, seimba kana imba yekuchengetera imba. Uye, zvinorambidzwa, kuti mumwe munhu atore munhuwo zvake. Zvese, rufu. Kranty. Asi akazviratidza pautatu uhwu zvisati zvaitika chiitiko ichi uye chechina Madame Tumor. Uye tobva taenda.
Zuva rapfuura. Manheru emambakwedza, Madam Tumor vakatanga vasimuka ndokufunga kuratidza imwe nzira, ita basa rinobatsira uye nekushambidza nzvimbo iyi munhu wese akarara nedutu remhepo, kureva kunyoresa mumhuri. Nhengo dzese dze «gang» idzi hadzina kumbopihwa mhosva. Nekuti asina yake, akatora imwe yemumwe munhu, achivimba kuti, vanodaro, yake yese?! Iri kuenda, iri kutsvaira, inounganidza midzanga yefodya, ichibvisa marudzi ese emapipi ekucheka uye isingazvidze, inotarisa chimwe chinhu mumabhini uye inounganidza marara akapararira akapakatira mabhara nematangi munzira. Akambenge achenesa pasi penharaunda uye anongoerekana aona kuti kune rimwe divi remugwagwa murume nemukadzi vari kurongedza kwazvo.
– Scandal. – Akafunga Madam Tumor uye akaenderera mberi mukuchenesa ndima. Kupopotedzana kwacho kwakapiswa uye manzwi akanzwika kunzwika, apo mukadzi uya akangoerera, nezwi guru zvekuti izwi rakatinhira mumayadhi. Madam Tumor vakasimudza meso avo ndokuona kuti murume uyu mune shuwa nzira inorova mukadzi pamatama. Vapfuuri-pari havateerere, asi iye-wakatsva-mu-imba yekuba mazai ehuku nehuku munguva yakapfuura, kunyanya makuru akakurisa, iyo yakawedzerwa neiyo huku purazi management kune mazai maviri akatorwa naye mukukumbira kwemutambi-cohabitant, iyo yakanyorwa nekamera yekuchengetedza yeiyi bhizinesi. Handina kukwanisa kumira uye ndikatanga nemutsvairo munzira. Mota dzakashushikana, dzikaita sekunge anopenga. Iye, asingatere hanya nemotokari dzekunze dzinoyemurika, akamhanyira munzira, uye, sekitsi kubva kudenga, akamhanyira mune murandakadzi, achimurova kumeso nehembe nemutsvairo, kubva ipapo iyo imbwa yakarova. Mukadzi akavhundutsa meso ake nekusatenda uye, ndokufukidza muromo wake nemaoko, akaseka nehasha. Kamwe kamwe kubva kupi kwaizoitora. Kamwe kamwe, pasina kwese, mapurisa matatu akaoneka uye akabva angotanga kuna Madame Tumor kudhonza. Yakadaidzira:
– Hombodo iyi, rova mukadzi uyu!!
– Nyarara pasi, dzikama! – mapurisa sergeant akabvunza zvine hungwaru. – Hapana munhu akarova chero munhu. Tarisa uone ipapo. – Kuri kure iwe unogona kuona kamera yemuvhi uye vashandi vane firimu vashandi.
– Iyi firimu inopfurwa neye comedy Detector blockbuster! – yakawedzera kopi yechipiri.
– Iye iye he he!!! – akaraira wechitatu. – Uye kunyepedzera kwekunyepedzera! Hu hu hu!!! Uye kurwira!
Bundu rakagadzika pasi rikagutsisa chimwe chinhu, squated kune maartist, ipapo rakatarisa kumapurisa, rakatora mutsvairo ndokuenda benzi richidarika mugwagwa Furshtatskaya.
Uye panguva ino mu candeyka, ipo gop kambani yakanga yambomira, zvino vanopukuta vakamuka kubva pamusuwo, ivo vakaona kuti imwe yematunzi yakashaika kana yakashaika, akakurisa makumbo ndokutiza, vakatanga kugadzirira zano rekufumura mbavha kana makumbo. Mushure mekunge vapa mabhodhoro akasiiwa kubva svondo rapfuura, vakanhonga dhizaina rinodaidzwa kuti «Rufu inonzi – bay uye ine siki kwazvo.
Yakanga yave kusvika nguva dzemasikati. Madam Tumor vachiridzira muridzo musikana musikana wavo, ndokudzokera kuCandeika, vakatakura, mune rumwe ruoko, huronyo, uye mune imwe bhegi riine aluminium makani edoro nemabhodhoro. Pasina kufunga kana kufungidzira chero chinhu, akavhura gonhi achipinda mukati merimwe candeika, akatarisana nekufunga kwake…
Pakutanga, akasangana nekutarisira kwepasirese.
– Zvakanaka, chii? – Pakutanga konzati inotyisa, chirikadzi dema, iyo panguva yakapfuura yakauraya varume vayo vatatu, kubva mukugara munzvimbo yemhondi vane makore gumi nemashanu uye vakatumidza Kampuchea, uye nerudzi – Kalmyk asina meno ekumberi.
– Chii? – akatya zvishoma uye akavhiringidzika, akabvunza Madame Tumor ndokuisa hesera munzvimbo.
– Chii, chii? – akawedzera zvakanyanya kusimba her hahal zita rake – Balamut aine fomu yeakavhurika tuberculosis. – Mune mbizi fuck, kwete kupisa??
– Ini, ndichifungidzira chikonzero chekupokana, akadaro Madame Tumor. – Ini ndakachenesa ndima.
– Uye sei? – akabvunza wechitatu mutambi wemutambo uyu wekunyepedzera, akapfava zita rake – Fox.
– Zvese zvakachena here?! akadaro.
– Uye isu fuck! – Akagunzwa Kampuchea. – Haisi basa rako, haizotorwa newe, hauna kuzviisa pabendekete, asi, bitch??
Uye isu tinoenda: pakutanga akarohwa zvakaipisisa uye akarova mumakumbo uye chibhakera. Mushure mekupinda, zvinhu zvakaenda: matatu ma thermometers, akavhunika mukati memuromo wemuromo, kurova kaviri nedemo pane musikana mudiki, akacheka zvakanyanya ne rose kubva mubhodhoro rakaputsika remeso nematama, maronda manomwe emabvi mumuviri aine banga, kutyora doro remabhodhoro akaunzwa naye nenyundo yakasundirwa mukati. kutanga munzvimbo dzinoonekera dzehukama. Uye ndichiri kuimba kuimba «chando chechando» uye kugadzira magirazi. Pakupedzisira, mushure mekutenderera, mutumbi usina hupenyu wakakweverwa mugungwa, asi muvakidzani akasangana ndokuviga zita remapurisa neamburenzi muchivande.
Kusvika mangwanani, vakabvunzurudza chakakonzeresa kupamba nezvibhakera uye ndokuvaendesa kunzvimbo yekuvharirwa mutorongo mangwanani, uye Amai Madam Tumor vakaburitswa nemachiremba. Iye zvino anofamba achitenderera Chernyshevsky metro nharaunda, anoridza muridzo, achitaura navamwari uye vanonwa zvakanyanya. Tenome akazova shamwari yeavo vakaomesa musoro janitors. Uye mune imwe candeyka, kazhinji, yekubatwa chibharo kwemukadzi wepamba, vanakomana vake vakaranga majenita nemakondo uye mapanga zvekuti vakatarisa rimwe ziso ndokuisa rimwe paminhenga, vamwe vese vakapukunyuka nekurohwa kwejundo mumusoro. Uye izvi zvakaitika paGore Nyowani, asi ichi chimwe rwiyo rweSodhoma neGomora…
noti 7
Mazuva esvondo eOrthodox
In ino yakashungurudzwa bhomba imba, yevasina pokugara, paSinopskaya enetermment 26, pasi pezita RBOO «Nochlezhka», kwete chete matsotsi, tokeni, Chukchi uye matatu maUkraine vaigara, kureva vagari vanobva mudunhu reDonetsk. Vamwe vese veUkraine ndeveBandera maFilcist, asi kwaigara zvekare mamongi maviri eChechi yeOrthodox anga akateta kutenda muna Mwari, uye vakasarudza kutora zororo rezhizha kubva pakudya kwavo kwemasikati kwekuteerera uye kurambidzwa kwemimwe miedzo yenyika, vachiona, hongu, kudya kukuru kwemanheru. wakapihwa nematoni. Ehe, ivo, muchivande kubva kune vamwe manheru, vakapinza minwe yavo mune yeumwe neumwe, uye, sezviri pachena, ivo vaisafanirwa kudzima chisvusvuro ichi, nekuda kwekusavamirira kwezvimwe zvikamu zvakamira zvemuviri, munzvimbo yehugi. Vapukunyuka kubva mumamongi eAlexander Nevsky Lavra, guta reSt. Petersburg, vakakanganwa nemaune mitemo yese yepamutemo uye vateerera kusateera kwepasirese: vakaputa, nekupwanya, nekupika, uye, pakupedzisira, mushure mekurara, vakatendeuka kuna She wavo. Ehe, vaigona kunzwisiswa, nekuti Baba Seraphim vaive vatova monki kwemakore makumi maviri, kubva enguva yekufungidzira yenguva dzeSoviet, uye vakatombogara munzvimbo, yematsotsi, nekuda kwezvechitendero zvechitendero. Uye baba vaFion, vakashanda mumunda mutsvene kwenguva isingasviki gumi nemaviri, asi vachangobva kugamuchira iyi tonic kubva kune inovava yemamongi Seraphim, kubva kuKenya Pechersk Lavra, kubva kwaakadyarwa kumashure kukanzuru, uye akatanga kudzungaira achitenderera dzimba dzemamongi nemachechi. Sekutaura kwakaita Seraphim kuti mweya wake wakagara kudenga, asi nyama haigoni kudzikama uye kufa. Uye akamirira awa awa manheru ega ega, achinamata asati arara. Mwari wavo sezviri pachena akanzwisisawo kuti ivo vaive vasiri simbi, nekuti vainamata chirairo chikuru chekusarudzika, havana kuzvitanga, uye kazhinji havana kuteerera vakadzi sekushamwaridzana. Uye mari yavo yakashandiswa pasina mushandi uye ndokunyangarika sezvavakangouya.
MuNchlezhka, ivo vakakurumidza kuita shamwari dzakawanda dzenhema, shamwari dzekunwa, uye mamongi, kuburikidza nehunhapwa, vakava rudzi rwemanheru pakudya kune mamwe maseru emadhizaini avo akaisa vanhu vakaremara uye vakuru vevanhu pasi pavo, pamwe nevarombo vasina murombo vakaenzaniswa navo, fufuro yavo yezuva nezuva. Asi mamongi zvishoma nezvishoma akapfuura iyi freebie parutivi rwavo uye vakasarudza kuchinja denderedzwa revanopinda uye nzvimbo yekurara husiku, vachisangana neni uye nekupedza husiku vari mukamuri yepasi peimba yedzimba dzeAlexander Nevsky Lavra, apo Aleksashka Nevzorov akambodzidza. Ini ndakanga ndisati ndarasikirwa nehunyanzvi uye ruzivo rwekurwira mumugwagwa uye ndainakidzwa nechiremera chakakosha pakati pemakororo. Vaindidana vasina shongwe uye dzimwe nguva vaisatya kupikisa. Muchidimbu, ini handina kufonerwa, uye ini, mushure mekuteerera Seraphim naFiona, avo vaiziva nezvechiremera changu chaicho, uye kwete nerunyerekupe, nezvekutaurirana uye mari, takabvuma zvine hungwaru. Pazasi pekuti yaive mhando yekuchengetedza wallet. Ivo, vakapfeka kasiketi, vakapinda mune chero chitoro uye vakanamata kunamatira hutano hwehama, zuva rakanga rapfuura, vanofungidzira kuti, vanoenda kumamwe mapako ePoland. Rimwe zita raive rakakosha zvakare muhuwandu hwemakumi maviri rubles. Mari yakaendeswa kwandiri, uye mareti akatorwa muKazan Cathedral akapiswa pasi pekunamatira kwavo. Ini, ndisiyane navo, ndakange ndakapfeka hanzu dzevatorwa, asi ndine ndebvu. Izvi zvakaitwa kuti kana Cops vatibata, ini ndiri werudzi rworuboshwe, uye ivo havana peni pamberi pavo. Uye zvinhu zvese zvakafamba chaizvo. Pazuva rataka «bika», kureva kuti, isu takagamuchira zvakadaro, kwete churu churu rubles imwe uye mushure mebasa taidzungaira tichitevedza tavern, kwataidira zana remagiramu, tichidhakwa kusvika pakuonekwa kwenguruve. Uye ivo vakadzungaira kuenda kumasero avo, iyo yekumahostela yemamishinari, kuAlexander Nevsky Lavra, vakagwinya uye vakadhakwa, vakafara uye vaneta, kubva zuva rakapfuura, asi nzira yekumusha yakanga iri mbiri uye yakaoma. Kusimuka munzira dzakasiyana, zvakaitika mu detoxification centre. Uye pano zvakare tiri kutorwa tatodhakwa kare kukamba yemapurisa. Fiona akaoma zvachose. Aive mutete, aive nemoyo munyoro, aiverengwa-mushe uye musvinu. Iko kutaura pachiso chake, kunyanya akadhakwa, kwaiita kunge kumeso kwegondohwe rakatsvuka nemeso akatsvedza. Serafi, pane kudaro, yaitsvedza uye yakakora, kunge nguruve, inokara uye hunyengeri. Aigara achitsvaga, kusvika kumusoro kune anus, uko heroin, cocaine uye masora anowanzo kuvanzwa. Ichokwadi, baba vaFiona vakakwira mune anus, ivo vaive zvekare vakatanga kutsvaga kwevanhu vese, saizvozvo, kunze kwangu, nekuti ini ndaive nemari, uye ndaigona kuicheka panotsvedza kana pachiropa, kuvimba uye kutenda mumashoko angu, saka ivo ndaigara ndichitenda kuhumwe hwangu. Uye mushure mekuwanikwa kwemabhangi, Baba Seraphim vakapfidza ndokukumbira ruregerero, vakapfugama pamabvi avo, vachishamisika nekushamisika kuti vakadungamidzana sei imomo, vachizungudza.
– Asi vasvika sei ikoko?
Vakanga vatiendesa kukamba inotevera yemapurisa, mukuru pabasa akatirayira kuti tivhare chikwata chedu mumba yemakonzo, mairi maTrkmens nemurara, munhuwi, munhu asina pekugara akapfeka nguva yechando anga achitove marara, kunyangwe kupisa kwaive pamusoro uye makumi matatu, uye aive akapfekawo ngowani yechando. Uye anoti pasina kuda kuti kwave kutonhora mangwanani kubva mukubata hove, uye anokanda mapendekete, ipapo denderedzwa, ipapo mutsipa, ipapo armpit, kana iye oga, asina kubvisa shangu dzake, ipapo goho nedzimwe nzvimbo. Uye ichokwadi.
Takaunza Fiona muhombodo mune cage tikamuisa pabhenji rakamirira. Akasvikomira kumusana kwake ndokuzvinyudza, achivhura muromo wake zvanyanya zvandisingade, kubva ipapo matefu akabuda zvishoma nezvishoma ndokuvhiringika, akaputirwa nebvudzi rebvudzi nemabvu. Iro yakabatirira pahuku, nhunzi dzaive dzakanamatira, senge chepfu inobhururuka kubva muumhutu. Seraphim akange achikwenenzverwa akagara. Uye ndakaedza kuviga mabanana emari mune yega, kwandaive ndiine chikwama-cache. Kamwe kamwe, iyo kabati yakavhurwa uye yakanyanyisa hutano, pamwe kubva kuCentral Yese Yemukati Zvemukati Directorate, yakapinda mukati, android ine pfuti pamapfudzi. Iye zvishoma nezvishoma, achidya maziso ake, akaongorora iyo chmyr, ipapo, sezvo iro gondo rakatarisa kumaziso eAsia emazera akasiyana, ivo vakatombomira kubva pameso emuchengeti kusvika kumadziro, vachivhura maziso akapfupika akadzika kusvika pamadhora mashanu ruble, akadaidza vana vedu uye akatarisa Fiona akarara, iyo panguva iyoyo boka renhunzi raive rakatenderedza mumuromo make, rakafanana nehundi yechikepe chekuputika. Seraphim akavhura ziso rake rekuruboshwe ndokuti:
– Commander, mupedzese! -uye avo vari pabasa pabhawa, vachisvirana kwete kuunza matama mudenderedzwa, vachiseka. Iyo redneck yekupfeka nhumbi dzomuviri zvakadzikama, ichifamba nemapfupa e cervical vertebra, yakatendeuka musoro, isina kufamba uye falsetto, ndiko kuti, nezwi rakaita semusikana mudiki, akafuridzira:
– Iwe, mukomana akachenjera, uine zvinhu zvekuenda.. Kurumidza!!
Seraphim zvishoma nezvishoma akadzungudza musoro wake kuti abate maziso emuchengeti pamwe nevadzidzi vake, zvishoma nezvishoma akasimuka ndokusiya drive.
– zita. – akabvunza mutariri webasa.
– Me?! Baba Seraphim! – iye murume uya wekare akapindura achidada uye akabata ndebvu dzake.
– Ndati, izere zita!! -mushandi webasa asvika. – kana enda kune kamera kwemazuva matatu.
– Cattle Sergey Baituleuovich. – nokutukwa akatumidzwa zita rake rekuti Seraphim. – Ini ndichatuka. hesed.
– Chii? – Yakabvunza kopi.
– Ini ndoti ndakapfeka zita iri kwenguva yakareba, ndisati ndatungamira uye kugamuchirwa kwemanheru ekudya kwemanheru. Akazivisa uye akarira zvakare. – Ini ndichatuka.
– Parizvino ndinokufambisa pakati pemakumbo nekirabhu. – akabvambura rwepiri, akamira kumashure kwababa vemutsvene. – Ndizvozvo, hwatova husiku izvozvi?!
– Mumangwanani – Mhuru, uye manheru.. – akagara padivi pake akawedzerwa.
– Izvi hazvina kudaro; Ini ndatova akatendeka kwemakore makumi maviri. -Ndakatanga kurwara semwana akabirwa pipi.
– Ehe, Seraphim, iye ndiRedn..
– Ndiye Chikatilo. -Ange apindira, akawedzera kopi ine hutano.
– Wakaona zvimedu zvezvipupuriro zvako?
– Ehe, o, ishe!
– Ah sei! – mukuru webasa akanyemwerera. – Uye akaba pfupa? – munhu wese akaseka. – Uye akauya kuSt. Petersburg kuzoitengesa kakawanda?! – kupopota kwakawedzera.