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Far – far on the border of the former USSR (now Kazakhstan) and China, in the south-east of the Semipalatinsk region, near the city of Ayaguz, translated as “Oh bull”, there was a nuclear testing ground with an infected radioactive atmosphere obtained from the negligence of drunken working scientists. Throughout the environment, different mutations often began to occur, different mutations: then two heads will be born on one mutton body; then two tails – at a lizard or a snake; then three feet and one hand – from a descendant of Temujin (Genghis Khan) – a local resident of these steppes. And it happened that normal ones were born, such as Sparrow Stasyan, for example.

There was no bodily defect on his body, everything was as it should: the tail, beak, eyes, and more… Everything was like a sparrow, but he had a problem with plumage. More precisely, there were no feathers at all, and he was completely bald. And therefore, from birth, he, his difficult life, celebrated on the ground, worse than a chicken, it at least slightly flies. But no worse than some doggie or lizard, homeless man or mouse… In short, never taking off into the sky, in contrast, from their feathered congeners who maliciously scoffed at him from above, calling and humiliating him. Screaming laughing from the nests, already fledging chicks. And even in general they celebrated the need, directly to him, and Stasyan, the bald sparrow, sadly lowered his head and sobbed in his soul, flowing around other people’s bird feces. And so every day. But he really wanted to fly so much that in a dream the lunatic, even tried to take off more than once, the reality is not a dream, and he, jumping into Java and being in the sleep of a lunatic, waved his bald wings once again, jumped and plopped down… and it even happened, beating off the forehead, then the tailbone. What he just did not try, but nothing replaced his feathers.

Once, fate nevertheless took pity on the bald irradiated sparrow, and once again, running away from a stray cat, he came across a rotten corpse of a raven. Maggot worms gnawed the deceased well, and the feathers simply lay on a skeleton on the ground near the garbage can of a human. He took two feathers with his paws and waved them like wings, and he, turning over, took off from the ground. He dreamed that he was an eagle fluttering high up in the sky and tracking this bald cat for breakfast, who at that time was trying to catch and gobble up the poor fellow – a disabled person who suffered from poor quality nuclear tests with partial radiation into the atmosphere. But holding the feathers in his paws and clutching his fingers, it was inconvenient to take off and not used to soar upside down, especially since there was no feathery tail and Stasyan could not steer, so to turn left, right, top and down, he had to land, turn around with the beak and flutter back to heaven.

Yes, and you don’t go upside down in the toilet. I had to make an emergency landing, which led to injuries to the skull and beak, since they usually also slowed them down. Of course, he learned to fly like this not so long ago, until feathers were taken away by his relatives and he again began to live, surviving, running away and hiding. But in the next pursuit, he regained again, at least some semblance of a sparrow-like appearance, even upside down, and healed.

But once Stasyan unsuccessfully landed in a fresh, human, homeless, still warm, jelly-like, sour-smelly product of the gastrointestinal tract. In a word, in shit. The feeling was not pleasant, and it was necessary to wash, but there was a shortage of water: after all, the steppe zone. People take water from the well. And the river dries up by the middle of summer, there will be no rains for another six months, the sun is at its zenith. We’ll have to wait until the shit dries up and disappears by itself – Stasyan thought out loud and, going to the sunny side, lay on his back and began to wait.

And at that time a swarm of green dung flies was approaching nearby, which Stasyan did not suspect. No, he saw flies in his life and even ate them, but only dead and dry, like crackers for beer. The living usually circled him, so as not to become crumbs, for his bird’s stomach. After all, birds chew their stomach. And at the moment, the aroma of crap and an unrecognizable look, like a lump of horse dung, hid his hunting disposition of a bird of prey, huge for flies. Roy swarmed the sparrow’s head over the sack and made a lunch landing, dived at once, but it wasn’t there. The litter was thick in front of the eyes and the legs of the shit-greedy flies stuck to the whole body. From time to time the flies shifted in place, thereby preventing their paws from finally sticking to the food. The main flies, only wanted to give a command to change places, when he was stopped by Stasyan’s open eye, in front of which he was located at the tip of his beak.

– -To stand!! Stasyan snarled.

– -Who are you?? – the leader asked out of fear – — I am your master, understand?

– -Yes.

– — Be called, my slave!

– — Honey … – — How?

– -Honey…

– — Senior fly Honey?

– — You can simply: “fly Honey.”

– — Fly Honey … – Stasyan shook his head. – why honey?

– — Sweet one, you know? The bees wears…

– — Honey, or what?

– — In your opinion – Honey, but in our opinion – Honey. Well, mi flew…

The main flies tried to tear off its paws, but it was too late, and they fluttered their wings at once, but the gravity held the sparrow motionless, and he realized that he needed to jump and tweeted:

– -Eureka!!! – and he bounced his back like a ninja. The flies caught the air stream and carried the bald man up above the ground. From the nearby trash can, the same cat peered out and jumped toward the living buzzing brown flying lump.

– — Higher, higher, fly Honey!!! – Stasyan yelled, in a language that is not understandable for humans and cats, but the flies understood him and after the fifteenth of their comrade had eaten, they immediately obeyed his orders, one hundred percent. So he became the master of the swarm, and their former leader voluntarily accepted the post of co-pilot and agreed in the person of all his relatives that if Herr Stasyan did not devour them, they would be ready to serve him faithfully. So the bald irradiated sparrow entered the ranks of birds and even, moreover, he began to fly twice as fast as his relatives and higher, like a real Eagle.

A proud eagle fluttered in the sky and saw a competitor approaching him from the ground. Before the village, no one could and did not have the right to rise to the level of the Eagle, and this …?!? – just a boor and an ignoramus!! – thought the Eagle and grabbed Stasyan on the fly with his paw, and brought it to his terrible, powerful, large beak.

– -Who are you???? he growled, like a gramophone, to the whole sky and bulged his eyes like a real mountaineer, spitting on a sparrow’s stinking cadaverous saliva from a predator, like a microphone singer and blowing off adhering flies. A couple of hundred flies were blown off immediately, without paws.

– — Yaa? Uh, I’m this… Arol. – startled, in a trembling voice, Stasyan answered. – like tee, uh… also a predator.

– — Hold on to the owner, we are with you!!! – the choir buzzed and whispered, the remaining half a million flies.

– — Eagle, or what?! Yeah? – The eagle opened its beak, so much so that not only a sparrow could fit there, but also flies, which were not at all afraid, but rather: narrowed their eyes and hummed at once.

– — Of course I am Oryol!! – shouted Stasyan and tried to get out from under the claws of a muscular monster of heaven. But the Eagle from childhood, like all children, was afraid of tickling and his desire to crush the boor and the impostor, failed. The flies betrayed by the sparrow, with all their might, wings and proboscis tickled the heel, the legs of the eagle.

– — Wah wah wah wah!!! – laughed forcibly, a real predator of heaven, local geographical location, then could not stand it and unclenched its mighty claws. Sparrow straightened the bones of the spine and took a proud position.

– -Yes! I am Arol, like you!! – Sparrow barked, lowering his voice, octave by five and coughed from a controcta.

– — And what is it, coughing? – Orel Stasyan asked more calmly.

– Forgiven while flying. Peel, smoked, balle … – answered with antlers, dancing, sparrow.

– — Balel, you say? – the fluttering Predator scratched his chin with his second paw. – and what is so small??

– — Another parody!! Yeah?! – Without thinking, Stasyan answered, having completely entered the courage of artistry.

– — Hey, I was smeared again … – for the bald Eagle. – And what is so smelly? Phew, are you getting rotten? – Highlander wrinkled his beak. – so sweat

– — No way, oh my older brother! I just, uh … – the sparrow in response answered.

– — Pulled. – whispered the elder fly Honey, now the co-pilot. – Say that you pulled, I didn’t eat fresh, rotten shit…

just, eat a lot hotel.

– — I do not eat shit, moron. – Stasyan drove.

– — Who, is this whispering to you? – I heard and was indignant, the eagle was wary and looked around.

– — It’s me, the honey fly … – I wanted to introduce myself, the main and only fly in the pack, but the sparrow warned it with its beak, swaying from side to side, as, with the index finger, the children are forbidden to bring up.

– — What kind of flour is meth? What is your name? – asked the Eagle in surprise.

– -No. My name is Stasyan.

– — Stasyan?? Armenians or what?

– — And Honey is my intestines. – the beginning was a sparrow.

– — Yes, I have his intestines and my name is a fly Honey, the rest of the body is all flies – a man, and I – women – a stomach that has not digested what is needed because of young stupidity. – the elder fly was smeared and shut up.

– — Okay, we drove through… but what, a relative so small? – and the eagle spread its chest.

– — And I am… a different breed…

– — This is understandable, but what didn’t it grow?

– — I had a hard life: I was an irradiated orphan.

In general, all life, the sky did not flutter. – cried Stasyan.

– — What, dumped from the cell?

– — Worse, from the zoo, I get from Almaty, but I don’t know where. – Said Stasyan.

– — And you fly to Russia, they say that the economy is improving.

– — Why are you not flying yourself?

– -I AM?! No, I’m dead, wanted there.

– -Why?

– — Yes, there are deeds, Me, immediately, upon arrival, the oligarchs will catch me and close them for life in a cage or make a stuffed animal. Moreover, here I already had a family, a son. Well, goodbye, relative. – finished the Eagle and a stone, immediately collapsed down, where there was a moving spot on the ground. Apparently: jerboa or ground squirrel.

– — And where to fly and in which direction? the sparrow asked after him, but the eagle was already far away and could not hear him.

– — Strange, you didn’t notice under your nose, but saw something crawling on the ground.

Stasyan and his bio motors together watched the eagle. – — Well, Honey, where are we going?

– — Fly Honey, oh my lord!

– — Okay, honey fly, which way we fly.

– — Where the wind will blow, we’ll fly there, it’s easier. – suggested the leader of the swarm of adhering green flies.

And they flew through the steppes and forests, through villages and cities, stopping only on heaps of shit, to refuel the swarm and overnight.

Fortunately, the wind was fair, just in the direction of the Gulf Stream, and they, examining the land from a bird’s flight, already became indifferent to their desires; they fly to Russia or to Turkmenistan. So there was no current target, but the radioactive dependence of Stasyan’s bodies and flies, as they moved away from the source of the radiation medium, caused itching of the gastrointestinal tract and drowsy insomnia, but they suffered. They suffered, but suffered, because you won’t scratch the guts especially in the middle?! This is not an ass and not a head, where you reached out and scrub – you scrub, your mother, your skin… Kaif. But the gut when itching or the liver?! Tin!! And they tried to rush about, with their mouths open: either left or right; now back and forth; now down, then… but up – the itching subsided, as the solar radiation intensified, but you won’t stay in space for a long time. It is harder to breathe, oxygen is not enough, and the intestines freeze. In general, Stasyan decided to fly to where the earth glows with radionuclides and from such a height this glow appeared in the region of Ukraine, that is … … In general, Stasyan decided to fly to Chernobyl. A pig will always find dirt, and an irradiated one will find radiation. Instinct. And be sure to through Chelyabinsk, the region of the River Tech… So his inner voice prompted him. And this inner voice was called simply Language. And if the Language brought to Kiev hundreds, thousands, millions of travelers of mammals, it is so irradiated, winged and even more so.

And now he has already reached Chernobyl. And the closer he flew up, the more he blissed out from stopping the itching of the intestines… Lepota. And he did not stay in the Abay district, the Nuclear Test Site, as he wanted changes and innovations. He wanted to see the world, but to show himself, and now he sailed across the sky: now backwards, now sideways, now backwards, now head first, then feet. And suddenly he, like an eagle, saw in a dump, a pile with a hole, and his eyes gazed out of it. Stasyan hung in place upside down, perpendicular to the ground… And??!

Bdschschschschschschschsch!!!! – the third reactor of the Atomic Chernobyl Electra station thundered in the last twentieth century or millennium. The people went mad and did “miracles.” People felt all the incidents of a nuclear explosion. But the Earth suffered the most or not?!. She sucked all the radiation into herself and became fattened. But that for someone is death, for others is birth and life. The Earth will not be any worse, there is green on it or it is black as tar, it’s for her, but for those who live?! … So there is no need to save Mother Earth and not what mother she is for us. We are parasites for her, not children… We need to save our own: We, the Russians, need to save our souls; The Germans, Chinese and other peoples of the earth need to save, of course, the Americans; but the Americans need to save their asses… To whom it is more expensive, more precisely, who has something that hurts, and who already has something, does not save, for example, a hand or a nose: they are the soul, and we are the ass?! But the fact that death is for someone is life to someone. And even though through the flour of mutation they become dependent on the environment. Both people from oxygen, and mutants, let’s call them that, depend on radionuclides. On the field of not-so-recent death, a new form of life was formed, unknown, which called itself the “Great Galupiya”. And the gallops also did not know their appearance in this world, like people about the creation of the same world from their point of understanding, only guesses and assumptions, and the great gallups adapted to live in burrows, like gophers or meadow dogs, whose labyrinths lived out, and above those mentioned from an instant overdose simply died. Nobody rescued them?! People are not all saved, but here are some bullshit. But on the folds of death, a new life of mutants appeared, it was not the living organism that mutated, but consciousness, but more on that and for the recipe for the Creator.

This air of caves of the past civilization for the mutants was fresh and vital. They lacked light from themselves, they shone like fireflies from the content of radionuclides in their unusual bodies. They also ate everything that emitted radiation and even just earth. But gradually the level of radiation began to decline, and they even began to portend their end of the world, more precisely – darkness. This colony was inhabited mainly by Cherepki, led by General Syphilis Cherepkov and Cherevichi, Semisrak.

EVIDENCE AND TOUCH The ORDINARY SHAPE looked like an unusual shard, like the second to the first. It consisted of several parts: a skull and four bones located in relation to the skull

perpendicularly. Of course, that the skull was attached at the junction of multidirectional bones sticking out from each other in different directions of the world, that is – darkness. Further, smaller bones were attached to them and knees were created at the joints, so to speak.

Then it is coated with a radioactive Holy tears Kozuli and the shard came to life. It was rumored that the Creator with plagiati their appearance from the picture, which was hung with all the power poles: “do NOT CLIMB, will KILL!!!”, a little modernized, putting on a horizontal plane, or rather, the skull of a prominent knob, without ledges of the eye sockets and mouth, was attached on top of the carriage, to her and fastened the femoral tion of the bones with the typical endings of both parties, and fastened thereto such as by the form tion of the ankle – bones or Mosley. And the car looked and he felt ashamed of himself. Because he is against plagiarism, but the circle and the dash is already invented?!

And he decided a little change and created the breadwinners of these bony little mutant babies, by the way, they communicated strictly by Morse code or something. Who didn’t get it, I’ll explain: it – Morse code of some, but not the ABC, of course, a four bit system discharges. More precisely, danced a step or tap dancing. So understood, the market – group communication is not welcomed and is punished according to their law, as plagiarism by human.

In General, came up with the same as a crock, but without one leg and instead of a skull appeared eye to eye wire the neck-the nerve that dangled in all directions, like a snake and was very durable as steel and stretched like rubber. The eye itself is composed of glass or zirconium, and even seldom out of the diamond, as for example, in the circle of the highest levels of the Board and other transparent stones, saw the radioactive glow and then see the light of the earth. Eyes were covered with four rubberized PVC eyelid-lips, upper, lower, right and left. And sleepy as they cowered in the Bud, like a flower and in this state also recruited a tear or snot radioactive, Ottawa them and dumped into the skull of the shard, which, moreover, was not empty sockets. And called gentle creature, kind and merciful – CASULA CHERNOBYL.

One Kosulu had ten Cherepanov or shards. Differed from CHEREPONI SHARDS on age, ie: the SHARD is the new guy, and CERAPUC – a warrior who took the oath of allegiance to Glupii.

Casula or Casule ate just sat on the emitted radioactive place and absorbed until over lit itself. The more radikov hawk, the faster she began to hallowed and sanctified and spitting… Streamlined fluid is immediately absorbed into dry pores and give energy to life, like atmospheric oxygen, protein and carbohydrates.

On top of all galupy resembled spiders the size of an orange that when moving crunched oils when traveling both rattles.

All they looked alike, like the bearings, but if you look closely, they are still something different. Not nature, not common forms of irregularities, in General, like ants, and they were nearly a billion at the last census, which took years, five of them time ago…

The LORD of Semirara in Russian, but in your Seven Asses, only distinguished from others, is its two branched appendage in the form of the horns of the deer, at eight knots. He had the power of the leader and almost a God. Its all feared, but not respected. He just spoke, was the most senior and therefore his word was law.

Next after him came the hierarchical scale of the Tops of CEREVICH, who were the legislators of the colony, like the Duma, the Congress, or simply no market give a damn About the gathering and they like. And they wore two curly, like the argali, horns. And than it turns, the more important and more authoritative was the voice in the Tops. And nauplial horns of Kozoliy, as this elite was represented by two or more individuals. Cerevisi called themselves: “the untouchables Genitals Tops of the great State of Glupii”. Had inviolable immunity, and only the one who could break off the horns, so it, Itself, Its Sublime. Without the grandeur of the tower, General syphilis All Galupo, the Presidency, the Supreme proprietor, Semerak.

Next, after Cerevich was CHEREPONI protectors, guards, rogues, idlers and children. They have on the subject was only one horn, as Chopik on which they were upside down and spun like a top, thereby they drummed their nogometni in the face of the enemy. And headed to the gardens, like the legions or battalions… in short TALE SHARDS Generals.

They, the Generals Lads Shards could not stomach all their inert pluck Untouchable Genitals Tops of the great Glupii.

Reproduction was a special group of Carevich with goat horns called UCHIKAKE,

that was just vyleplivat from the soil hole, obmazyvat newly cobbled together the tears of Kazul. Sculpted all by a certain multiplicity: ten Shards, plus one Casule; hundred dozen, plus one General; one hundred Generals, plus one Cerevich, and the Lord alone… Teachers as well were Uchigaki. Uchigaki also had their Casull as the elite, but only one at a time.

So they lived. But if he died Kasule, the shards were dying of hunger. Cruel, but modern.

They have been, and teenage dens, where he taught the youngsters the etiquette of Glupiy them and other Sciences. This young Crock with a young Kazalia skipped school and walked through the dark tunnel. They were born at one time from dozens of shards, and only one survived it. On the one hand, he’s already Cihalka, because it has its own Casula, of course, after Survival School and Accommodation (ball screw), but he didn’t even realize, as he was still young and foolish and did not see the great big fat problem. A hidden disorder in the colony created the passive atmosphere is not accessible to children. And the reason was that not enough in the colony of radioactive food and that’s why he survived one. Of course, this rarely happened yet, but over time, the degradation increased. And saw it all and understood from fear, so as not to stir up the minds of the younger generation.

– -Bored to be in Glupiy… – melancholic started talking to the young shard named Pucek.

– -Fuck Yes you Pucik, but all the chocolate! as hot-headed – denied Casula named Sulka. Adult Kazul decided to mention that ends in “ia” – Cazalia, and the young – without “and” Casula. Okay?? – cheer up, lad, all ointment!! On a high. We were born and survived.

– -And my brothers all dead. – Pucik otkovyryali root in the wall and twirled it in front of him. From shards there were no eyes and why they looked all the skull and saw immediately in a circle, only twenty percent were concentrated attention, and the rest were considered – side.

– -Why are you rolled wool, lad? – slapped on the head tion of the bone Sulka Palika he smiled sweetly again and sighed and grieved.

– -Oh, heh, heh – made sadness on the left side of the skull in the form of drops sand and rolled down her cheeks, leaving a trail.

– — Do not bzdi you, like dandruff on your armpits! – Zulka cried out and put a click with her bone on Pukik. The click sounded and echoed off into the depths of the tunnel.

– — Click again! – asked Pukik.

– — Che, do you like it?.. Hold it … – and Kazul so fpinderila him a fofan under the back of the head, that all rubbish broke out from the pores of his skull.

– — Oooooh!!!! – the skull was frozen with trembling trembling, because this is such a way of washing, like a bath or a shower.

– — Do not ponder, zema, do not rot the wave. Everything is so superrrr!!!

– — Not gnuuuu … – he boomed melancholy.

– — Bending!.

– — I will not bend..

– — Bending!!

– — Not wildebeest!

– — Bending!!!

– — No wildebeest!!

– — Bending!!!!

– — No wildebeest!!!

– — Bending, Bending, Bending, Bending, Bending, Bending!!!!! – Zulka took a deep breath and screamed – Aaaaaoooooaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

– — Don’t yell like a pig. – Pukik walked away.

– — And what is a “pig”?

– — I do not know, so it occurred to me.

– — From where?

– — From the camel.

– — Camel? What is this word?

– — Ah?.. Yes, as well as the “pig.” Leave me alone!

– — Ahh! Yes, relax.

– — What, “aaaaa”? – interrupted Pukik.

– -I got it?! – Zulka shook her eye.

– — What, “understood”?

– — That “pig” is a “camel”, and a “camel” is..

– -“pig”! – added a shard and forged another root from the wall. – Does not shine… Do you want to eat? – and stuck it in her eye.

– — Ugh.. – she spat. – Yes, what do you eat, but eat. Look around. How beautiful everything is, darkoo..

– — Toto and it, which is dark and not horseradish not visible, except for you.

– — And you better look, this is your homeland, homeland!!

Pukik stupidly and sourly raised his skull and turned his concentrated gaze and again saw nothing. He glanced under imperceptibly and with side vision… and again by.

– — Yes, you do not look, but look inside, deep into the meaning…

– — What?

– — This!.. What we want inside.

– -I do not see anything. – and Pukik resentfully lowered his shard.

– — How so: I see, but you do not? -Zulka with his neck nerve gripped his skull in two turns and began to turn: now to the right, then to the left, then up, then down … – And now do you see the beauty of the darkness of the motherland?

– -So what?! – Pukik roared. – it’s all the same sad..

– — Yes, you look even better! – and she, in her childish moodiness, spun him like a hammer athlete. His skull swirled, and not stars appeared, but spots in his eyes.

– — Leave me alone, ugly. he yelled.

– -Ah well?! – and she, taking advantage of her power superiority, and there were shards two times smaller than Kazul, straightened her optic nerve and threw it, by inertia of angular velocity, against the wall. The shards did not have nerve endings and therefore did not feel pain, and therefore Pukik, like a billiard ball, started to bounce off solid surfaces and ricochet: clicking his forehead on a stone sticking out in the wall, then on the ceiling, then the ceiling, on the floor, again on the wall, another wall about the floor, again about the wall, the ceiling, about the floor, again about the wall, another wall, the ceiling, about the floor, about the wall, the other wall and rushed involuntarily to Zulka.

That, bulging eyes, accompanied his flight of gaze and, opening her mouth, was another obstacle. Pukik knocked his head at the eye and flew off to ricochet along the corridor of darkness. Zulkin’s eye caught the “bunnies” from the blow and flew by inertia in the opposite direction, putting her body on a chain rack, in the pose of a tripod, but the nerve, stretched out, did not allow the eye to fly off and fly off the eyeball, but springed down between the legs and wound it body, five to ten times with an acceleration of five seconds. The end point was the nutrient bottom. The body could not resist and, spreading out on the sides of the three bones, abruptly sat on the eye and crushing it. She caught her breath and tried to pull her eye out of her neck… It didn’t work, she tried again, but to no avail. She tried to shove her eye on the other side, but also crap. And here she was helped by young shards and Kazuli, who had already gone from lessons. They recalled a fairy tale about a “radioactive weight” similar to the human Russian fairy tale “turnip” and a friend, holding each other, for the fifth time pulled her eye out from under the bottom with a haunted sound that looked like “crap!”

– — Zulka, who shoved you like that for yourself? – asked one of the shards. Zulka looked stunned.

– — Yes, she probably sat on something not tasty and sticky, so she decided to take it off, but then she stumbled and sat down. – Added another argument.

– — Nooo, she saw us and she was ashamed that she was skipping classes and hiding.. Yes, Zulka? – added another Kazul named Shisha.

– — Ahhh?? – Zulka has not come to her senses yet and replied that she had flushed into the eye. (I want to note that they had a processor in place of the brains and it was located precisely in the eye or shard, and the rest of the brain was located there where they controlled: the brains of the eyelids – in the brains of the eyelids; controlled the brains of the neck-nerve – in the brains of the neck-nerve were controlled… and so on).

– -Yes, I did, – she said, – point scratched.

The kids laughed and were still laughing half an hour Galapago time, and the difference with the human was palpable – one-to-one.

– -Why the lessons while away? Play. Leave to hunger and Palika lose. asked Shisha.

– -How? – surprised Sulka.

– -Yes. – added another Casula. – he will die from hunger and all. And will be the second of Czarevich, and they in anger and unable to tear their eyes away.

– -Especially the second, added Shisha. – so to run errands. Going to look for food for the first and the radioactive tasty to give.

– -And if you do not find what you tion of the bones tear and you will die without them. – finished the first shard. – by the way, where in fact, he Pucik?

– -You see him, tell him to the lessons went. said second crock. – do not go, bring him by force.

– -And she come, and soon some sort of reduction will… – Shisha took a deep breath.

– -What reduction? – Sulka tried to unwind the eye but the Apple of the eye was rabovladelcheskim and clamped at the junction with the neck nerve the previous round.

– -To go to classes necessary. – continued other casula named Soplyushka. – in Glupii, during a disaster.

– -We are running out of useful radiation. – killed the first shard, that was his name First.

– -Garbage… – added a Second, it also also called.

– -And so, all die the good, the bad truants will be destroyed.

– — Make them food for the good.

– — Yes, we will die anyway if we do not find another source of food. – Shisha concluded, and all at once they cried in unison. Zulka did not yet realize what was said, it was more important for her to unravel quickly, and she pulled herself up, tucked one of the turns and the eyeball with the help of a leg-bone pulled out and springed in the unwinding, then in the winding and so on five times. An eye hung on a stretch, and after a moment the body rushed to the eye, hit it. The eye flew away from the body and stretched the nerve to the neck, it springed and pulled behind the eye along the tunnel. The eye was unwound and, due to a stretch, dragged Zulka, hit a sharp turn against the wall and knocked out a chop of a hole. Chopik flew out and his eye hung in the opening. The brothers rushed to the rescue and, as for the first time, “pull the pull” by the anthill, with difficulty, from the fifth attempt they pulled out their eyes from the jam and the wall crumbled, creating unknowns into the huge opening. Before the village, Galupy did not know about terrestrial life, or the administration did not let them know.

They all rolled head over heels and felt the natural earthly light of the Sun until the village was not seen by the bulk of the Galups.

Suddenly, the dusk came again and the bald sparrow Stasyan barely flew into the hole and got stuck on the floor of his belly…

– — Oh, who are you? – asked Zulka.

– -Beat him!! – Shouted the tenth crock, and future fighters took a not long-learned attack position called “anti-aircraft.” From the blows all the flies crumbled and fled, which ones died, the third ones flew away.

– — Ay, ah, ah, ah, ah!!!! shouted the bald sparrow. – for whatooooooh????

Stasyan did not understand their buzzing and therefore decided to defend himself and to dine. He was twice as much as a kazuli, and therefore with pleasure with his beak caught the eye of Shisha. She yelled.

– — Aaayayay, he bites, and I, a fool, intercede for him. Beat him, lads. – and the shards again ran into a sparrow, beat him and a powerful kick-dap Zulka knocked him out of the hole out. His efforts helped with his paws, which he pushed off, being, having the back of the body from the outside of the hole.. Stasyan, not recovering himself, finding himself outside, ran away. He could no longer fly up, as before. From the blows of strangers all the manure flew along with the flies, but he quickly, quickly ran, ran fast, quickly ran, ran fast, quickly ran, ran fast, quickly ran, ran and got lost in the wormwood bushes, lay down on the ground and fell asleep…

Generalisiphilis himself soon learned about what happened at the end of the digestive system. All Galupii, His Presidency, Semisrak. This unexplored Council of the Cherepovichs in the Hole of Botva of the Supreme Parliament of the Great Galupia (NBVPVG) studied and learned this hole-know-how. (Nora is the premise; Botva is the collection of the colony’s minds).

– — I ask everyone to get up!! – A report was made by the press secretary of His Presidency, Casulia Zack, – Sam, His Exalted Towerless Greatness, Generalisifilis All Galupov, His Presidency, Supreme Lord, Semisrak prt… OOOOTSTOOOOY!!!!

Everyone stood on the dark, that is, on the horns.

– — Haihai hylayek bir jules, bir bark.

Sea Rocks, Sea Rocks,

The feast of the gulemys was old … – by the welcome of the Cherevichs of their Head. Generalisyphilis took its place.

– — I gathered you, hello, oh, reverends, one at a time, which reached my lips, sensation..

– — Why are we going to stand on the horns? – during the speech of the Head, the young Cherevich of the neighbor interrupted or asked in a whisper. He came to the council for the first time.

– -Quiet. They say they will dance – we will dance. – Snapped at the young neighbor, standing on the right. – So be patient and do not break off to listen to the legend of Galupiya.

– — Here, the last time.. – added another neighbor from the left. – jumped higher than almost a day.

– -What for? – asked the young one.

– — There was nothing to say, so they thought that the meeting should not be in vain…

– — And in order to think better, the Head ordered to jump…

– — And I like to sleep and do not care how.. – said the third from the left and fell asleep.

– -Sleep? So you don’t hear anything? – asked the young one.

– — Not at all, young Cherevich, when you sleep better you understand what he says. Especially pauses…

– — Quiet to you!! snapped one of the oldest Cherevichs.

– -… And our teenagers entered into an equal battle with an unknown, unidentified inanimate creature, which, breaking the ceiling-floor, opened up a new world for us. So there are similar moving objects to us that, in order to move, feed on the same thing as we do…

– — Or maybe, Lord, is this an invasion? – someone interrupted.

– — Do not interrupt,.. What did I want to say? – Semisrak hesitated.

– -… are the same as we are … – corrected Casulia Zack.

– — Yeah… So… are the same as us… Since we move because of food. Vootoot.. And I want to offer, O my nasty ones, to choose and assemble a team or a gang of seekers and send them from where the invasion was, that is, to the inside of our Galupia. Am I making myself clear?

– — Yeah!! – everyone answered.

– -… And send to the Light in search of the New Earth. – continued Semisrak. – There is no point in delaying time; Galupiya has already decreased several times. Shards die and especially in their youth. And by sending a team, a gang or a group, there will be at least some kind of no-pain, hope. – and Semisrak snored…

The silence was broken by the cry of a council member.

– — Oh, Lord Generalisyphilis. They didn’t carry out executions, but they did conduct a speech. – interrupted Cherevich Chmoriko, one of the closest advisers to the Lord.

– — Shut up, schmuck, I have not finished my speech!!! – Vladyka was indignant and waved his bones towards Chmoriko. – So… Uh… So, it makes no sense to pull. But sending a team, there will be at least some kind of at least a little hope… M-yeah.. Have I already seen this offer somewhere?! – He examined himself from all sides, changed his face, stood on his horns, jumped, then stood on his toes, kicked, his head and yelled. – Zaek, what a pig came up with this speech in my head with repeated sentences??

– — III. I. – trembled Zack.

– — Am I an idiot repeating the same thing? Spend your energy on repetition. You don’t know that Language takes more energy than… think?!

– -Where?

– -In Karaganda!! You will go for this disgrace of me, the Generalisiphilis Himself, the Lord of the Whole Galupia, the Mind of the Galupian dictatorship. Wow You’ll be the first volunteer to search for a team. And you will be the first hero in the history of our shobla or gang or colony.

– — Oh Lord, have mercy!! Ahahahahahahahaaaaa!!! – sobbed Zack – I do not want to be a hero. Ahhhhh!!

– — And dotaaa!!! (bull) – the Lord has drowned. “What do you have, Rev. Chmor Iko?.. And you, Zeka, go get ready.”

– — Thank you, O Lord, I wanted to ask, And who else will go besides me? – Cherevich Chmor Iko inquired.

– -You!

– -I AM?

– — You, of course, will be at the head of the trip. You want to be a hero of Galupia, like me? – asked Semisrak Chmor Iko. That would reveal everything from surprise if it were.

– -I AM? I’m not ready? I don’t… And what is a “business trip”?

– — A business trip is a team, and a team is a business trip. In general, Casulia Zack will explain, she knows, this is in her competence. – Vladyka rose on the leg-bone or in the common people – mosl.

– -I’m not ready. Let someone else – dust fell out at Cherevich.

– — No dust and no whimper, like Casulia. It’s my fault. the neighbor whispered and laughed sarcastically.

– — I said, go, then go and that’s it. – Semisraq lifted his right leg bone and combed his bald skull between the deer horns. – The crochet said, the shard made and last. I don’t need to roll cotton wool. Security! take Cherevich Chmor Iko and Kazuliya Zeku, and to the place of invasion. – Here, the fighters ran up and grabbed casually Zeku and Chmor Iko.

– — Only be careful to drag on the kicks. They are already heroes?! To the place of invasion. And for the rest, I tie a meeting, without a bazaar. And I forgive you for inviting me to the general of the shards of three fronts, the Zasratovich skull.

– — I’m already here, Your Presidency … – and then a skull appeared with three curved leg-bones running and with a broken piece of skull on its side.

A long time ago there was a coup in the Great Hole (now: Galupii) and for a while the rule was taken by a certain Cherevich Chmor Iko, then a prosperous young shard. But the detachment of General Zasratich in an unequal struggle seized the throne from Botva Cherevich and returned the monarchy, putting the rightful Vladyka in place. In battle, he lost the ability to work the fourth bone, having beaten off part of the crock. He just stumbled and broke off a part of himself. But for this he was even more frightened and still feared, especially Semisrak, why he called him to him. But the fighters idolized him.

– — Ohhh, well done, Zasratich!!! I appreciate and praise combat speed and disciplinary loyalty. So: take ten more fighters with you, the worst and lead a business trip.

– — But what about Cherevich Chmoriko? Did you appoint him chief?

– — Ahhh.. to me.. – Vladyka hesitated. – And then I have not chosen you yet.. And then, you are not small, you have to decide who will lead the business trip… Hmmm… Moreover, you will be there alone, without me and Galupia. Do you want to take his place and become the main character?

– — Yes, my Lord!!

– — So go ahead, and if you don’t find the ten most volunteer fighters, I will order the rest of your oils to knock you on the head and make a whipping ball out of it. And five times later, if I didn’t see you, your spirit wouldn’t be there. Time is running out: time, time, time, time … – why time? they simply didn’t come up with the name of the numbers. Everything is ahead, like stone people. And the general shuddered and instantly fled to the mission, and after him his ten survivors after the coup, soldiers.

Vladyka watched him go.

– — Mdaaaa, until you yell, they won’t do it… They completely unbelted. – he went down the hall and yelled.

– — Bring Kazulia Vasya to me, the Lord wants to shout!!!

At the behest of the Generalisyphilis, the people simply threw out volunteers out among: ten shards-fighters led by General Zasrat Zasratich, Cherevich Chmor Iko Top Wow and Kazuliya Zeka Lee. Seeing off was accompanied by a choral folk vocalist, similar to the “farewell of the Slav”. It’s not known who plagiarized this melody: Galups or Slavs, only they called it “farewell to Kazuli” and mimicked the parts of orchestral instruments by the popular Galupsky, and capell, the local State Choir tap dance and tap dance, under the direction of the same Semisrak, who beat mezzo-soprano and double bass at the same time. In general, some sang, so to speak, while others closed up the hole. And business travelers tried to climb back, such volunteers, but they were thrown out and when the last gap was sealed up, then all the members of the business trip immediately forgot the place from which they were escorted, all the more they were in complete silence and twilight sunset. Night fell and the moon and stars appeared in the sky. The team was not aware of the environment and the fear gradually disappeared as it was seen around. Beauty is not like in these holes. And why didn’t they immediately agree? Mdddddaaaa!!! Beauty!!! At least they would be glad, but the charge made itself felt, more precisely, to say in human terms: the gut ached and hummed. And the food energy came to them through the micropores of the shards, where it was absorbed, preventing the bones from drying out, like lubricating oil. But everything happened so quickly that the team members did not even eat and did not take irradiated pellets with them for Kazuli before leaving Galupia. The pleasure of surrounding beauty gradually again grew into a gloomily evil state. And the oil compounds began to crackle.

– — Che will eat? – Cherevich Chmoreko could not stand it.

– — You are the main, you and think about how to feed the tops. – answered with a grin General Zasratich.

– — And what is your task? – with malice, snickering and getting fat on the official grub, Cherevich. After all, they each had two of their personal Kazul, and then one for all. – My job is to think, and your snooping and scouring without a word for it, so that I will not be distracted. Cherepuk looked sternly at Cherevich and barked.

– — Our task is to protect your ass-mug!!

– — And feed … – Cherevich lifted up a crock and looked haughtily from high.

General Shrovet said nothing, turned to the shards and ordered:

– — Determine yourself!!!! – that is, build. All the shards instantly lined up in one line waiting for the team.

– — So, fighters!! – Cherepuk examined the shards of his subordinates, peering separately, hoping to find something against the statutory, but to no avail.

– — My children!!! Go fathers and seek!!!! Quickly!!! OOOOTOTSTOOOY!!!!

– — And what to look for, son? – asked one of the fighters. Let me explain that the “son” is an appeal to the elder, and the “father” – to the younger or subordinate.

– — I’m not your son, Chmyr. I am your general!! – Zasratich was indignant, he was conservative and used to it in the old fashioned way, in rank and in office, otherwise discipline is worthless. – understandably?

– — Yes, son!!! – the fighters answered in unison. They were so taught in a new way, and they did not understand what the general was talking about.

– — Oboltus … – spat Zasratich and glanced at the fellows. Not the generation that was before, he thought. – And what to look for is ask Cherevich. – and with a grin cast a glance at Mr. Chmor Iko.

– — Have you forgotten, rotten oils, that I – I’m Rev.?! For disobedience you will be deprived of food!! Have you heard everything?

– — Whose mouth is the fart, it’s you reverend in the Burrow, and here you are the ordinary FOOMOO!! the general shouted and stomped with oils. – Are you still here? he snarled at the fighters, who instantly escaped into the darkness. Cherevich pouted with anger like a soap bubble, but abstained and said nothing.

– — Do not quarrel you. – reassured them Casulia. – We can’t quarrel. We are all in the same shit. Let’s play with something better? Sit in a circle…

The fighters all ran through the grass; stumbled, fell, rose quickly and even, feeling tired, did not dare to slow down. Order – there is an order.

– — And how long will we run? asked the first, gasping for the second.

– — Uh.., uh.., uh.. hold uh breath. – answered the neighbor, tripped over something and rolled head over heels. A third, fifth, and tenth stumbled over him and also lost their balance and fell. The rest ran away.

– — Hey idiots, wait!! – shouted the first, but: the fourth, sixth, seventh, eighth and ninth they did not hear and hid in the dark. – here are the rams…

– — And who are these – rams? the fifth asked, leveling the leg bone. She twisted his knee down.

– -I do not know. – answered the second and with difficulty pulled his leg-bone out of the tenth skull. The density of the shards was not apparently as strong as steel, and therefore, with a good impact, the skull could not crack, but absorb a sharper object, as in this case.

– -What we are going to do? – asked the first. – run on?

– — With crippled oils?! Nooo. You need to come to your senses and relax. – suggested the third one and threw the broken-off bone deep into the grass.

– — Ay! – someone shouted in the dark. The shards were alert.

– — Who shouted it? – whispered the second one.

– -Not me?! – surprised the first.

– — And not me. – repeated the fifth.

– — And I’m generally deaf and dumb. – He said in the first tenth of his life and ofigel.. – Once, once, radish, abyrvalg… I say, colleagues, I say!!! he yelled and jumped like a basketball.

– — Quiet you. – the first barked. – Go better look where the scream came from.

– — There are no bazaars. – and the tenth in joy that he received a command, ran away, immediately ran up and thanked everyone just like that and ran away again.

An instant after disappearing in the sheer darkness of the tenth, there was a thud and whistle, which intensified as something approached by friction against the atmosphere

Yeps! forehead to forehead landed on the fifth arriving tenth.

– — What do you want a bazaar? – Fifth jumped to his feet and took a fighting stance.

– — Brakes, soaring. There, there. – the tenth pointed with a bone in the darkness from where he flew. – there, in kind, someone is hanging out, glowing, and most importantly, butting.

– — Sooooo! Takitaak. – the second was guarded. – lights up, bazaar?.. Exactly?..

– — Yes, to cover myself with meat, what are you?

– — If you do not roll cotton, then we need it. Glows, then. – and the tenth clicked his knees and lower back with his neck.. – radioactive.

– — What are we saved? – supported the first question. – We will drag him to Kazuli Zeke.

– — She will eat and…

– — IOHOOOO!! – everyone shouted.

– — And feed us all!! – all reported in a chorus.

– — Well, what, shards, let’s go? – Proposed the first and headed into the darkness.

– — Nah, I won’t go.. – the tenth resisted, he kicks. – and then deafened with fear and… was numb again. I wanted to say something, but it turned out only sounding – lowing.

– — Well, sit here. – all were reported in chorus and ran towards the find.

– — Ahhh!!! – the tenth boomed and ran for everyone.

And at that time…

– -… I said, contact me: MISCELLANEOUS BLACK IKO TOP UAU, Senior Advisor to the Generalisiphilis Himself, Lord of the All Incomparable Galupia!!!!! – yelled and stamped the bones of the ground Cherevich. – Do you understand the nits?

– — Shit, you’re Galup, not the reverend. But for the rot, although I do not know what it is, you will answer!! – the old general got angry and, standing on the crown, he prodded a pinwheel with his leg-bones on the face of a secular shard. He flew off, doing a triple somersault.

– -How dare you? I AM! I AM!! – Cherevich Chmor Iko choked on his squeak, rolling out with a ball.

– -Head of you … – end of Socratic ashamed to say in the presence of mental Kazulin and all his anger, he transformed into a physical effect. Only he wanted to jump and trample, as Kasule paw grabbed novacote the General and pulled her to him. – Let me in!! – yelled Socratic, – I’m still in Glupiy wanted this fat pig horns to break off.

– -Here, hold him Prisoner, don’t let go until we get back to Galwey.

– -I do not quarrel you. – put in the hands of Socratica Kasule. – quietly. – she listened. The brawlers looked at her. – Have you heard?

– -What? asked Cherepok Cmor ICO.

– -The thud of knuckles. Approaching footsteps. There, there. she turned his eyes to the side.

In the distance could be seen Bouncing glowing ball. As it approached it was seen as Sparrow Stasane on kicks were voluntarily shards. He never even touched the ground. Coming in tight to the waiting, Sparrow, beaten from all sides, was ejected with another kick to the legs carapuca of Saratica and Czarevich Cmor ICA. The body of a Sparrow froze. The soldiers lined up and reported:

– -Son!! Without a market, from gears to the topic!! That wish, did you get that lights, drove without defects, to your oils!!! OOOOTTOOOO, Son!!!

– -OOOOOOOOO Fathers!!! Chereponi, Holophane!!!! Well DONE!!! – Socratic wiped the dust from the shard and inspected the half-dead Sparrow, which was breathing like a yogi Lama – one breath per minute. – Where’s the rest?? Deserted??

– -No, son. Right now-talking tenth. – Oops, I spoke again!!!

– -More to the point!! – yelled Socratic.

– -Ah, Yes. They separated for a second tops, and who will find forward, the more will bring. Here.

– -Well, let’s assume that got them…

– -Well done!!! – suddenly uttered a cry of Cerevic ear cherepko. He jumped on feet and landed. Cerevic looked at carapuca glamorous-commander and going, it is important to fighters, clapping each on the head. – He, His Lofty tower Without Grandeur, Generalisation All Galupo, the Presidency, the Supreme proprietor, Semarak personally notified about Your devotion to Him and all Glupii.

– -Thank you for the freebies, my son! – called to attention the soldiers and the beat of dance has a few tricks hip-hop the size of five quarters.

– -And now.., – continued Cerevic. – arrest that rebel!! – and pointed to the stuck head down in the sand carapuca who tried legs, leaned forward, and pull it. The soldiers, without hesitation, flew at not waiting, grinning Czarevich and began to stammer.

– -Wait! – cried Kasule and helped the crock can be removed. – who else will hit the Monk, will be left without food!!

– -But our General otec I Mat?! – replied the soldiers in unison. – and this was said to POPs Socratic scum rear.

– — Okay, calm down!! snarled Casulia Zack. – Until now, no one has been given the right to cancel the order of the Lord. And to those who are not in the know, I remind you … – and she turned to the general. – Dear Zasratich, Himself, His Exalted Without Tower Greatness, Generalisifilis of All Galupov, His Presidency, Supreme Lord, Semisrack personally personally appointed Rev. Cherevich Chmor Iko Top Wau Starost Business trip personally at the unscheduled Council of Nora, and you, General Skull, Protected part of our entire enterprise. And what he told you personally is just a bluff. There are no witnesses. And I, brainless knuckles, your mother and nurse, and even the commandant and teacher of discipline…

– — Oh look, it creeps away!! – noticed the tenth and, staring at the sparrow, then he lifted the skull into the sky and yelled. – Aaaaa!!! I say again! Heheheyyyy!!

– -Who is he? asked the skull and, catching the sparrow, kicked Stasyan in the face. Out of fear, Stasyan immediately began to understand and speak Galupsky.

– — I am Stasyan. Just Stasyan. – and lost consciousness.

– — Okay, on the drum who he is, but he is radioactive and will go for food. But we will use it economically. And do not relax it all the way, we don’t have enough and therefore you are also looking for a replacement for it. Since he is, there are others like him. Clear?

– — Yes, about our mat. – all answered in chorus.

Casulia climbed onto a sparrow, which turned out to be slightly larger than she, and doubled the shards and sat on an unconscious sparrow, and began to charge like a battery and glow.

– — Stay down for lunch!! she commanded, and everyone lined up in a swoop. She spat at each one at once.

– — And I have a double portion! – declared, shaking Cherevich Chmor Iko.

– — I’ll break off your shas horns, – Zasratich arrived. – for the supplement, over there, in the field… What you find, everything is yours…

– — Zeka, but I’m the main one? – sobbed Cherevich

“In politics, but not in the dining room,” said Casulia. – sorry, reverend.

The rest approached in the morning and no one noticed their coming. They could not find anything, but colleagues left them their dose ration. Zeka spat on them and, in general, they were treated in a convict manner in kind, everything is masyovy, without a market, oh my reader. Kipisha and presenting from the side was not, Maza Faka Yes Wow!..

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– — Maza Faka Yes Wow!.. Maza Faka Yes Wow!..

Stasyan, under the magical shouting of the flesh surrounding him, slowly came to himself and woke up. His condition was not full, half sucked, half energetic. He opened his eyes and saw a veil that was slowly dissipating and in front of him there were already the outlines of black galloping balls. After the contrast was adjusted, and he already distinguished the silhouette of strange creatures.

– — Who are they, these meatless living bones? he thought.

– — These are Galupas. – answered the inner voice named Language.

– — What else is the Galupa? – asked Stasyan from Tongue.

– — Which gave you the day before yesterday and yesterday on the head… At night, remember?

– — So it was not a dream?! – and he remembered what happened the day before and in fear tried to crawl on his back, his head forward, but tripped over something. He looked at himself through his forehead and saw a big eye, staring at him.

– — Ahhhh!!! he yelled and jumped up. Around him galloped in the morning prayer, shards, repeating the same phrase: “Maza Faka Yes Wow!..”. He examined and fainted. The general came up and kicked a little sparrow at the already jumping fingal, which awakened Stasyan.

– -Who are you? – Asked the skull Zasratovich and stopped, by raising his legs, the procedure of hymn-singing.

– — Stasyan did not understand anything, but his inner voice translated from Galupsky to Sparrow. His inner voice The language was spoken by more than five billion different dialects and dialects, including the languages of microbes and programming, viruses, and even nano particles. Plus – the languages of planets, stars, galaxies and so on and so forth.

– — I am the sparrow Stasyan from Ayaguz. he answered.

Cherepok Socratic not understand said captive and blurted a surprised face, but his inner voice the voices of other members of the tops suggested his owners that someone said. That’s how they learned to understand each other without learning from others. They speak and understand synonyms, words identical in meaning and different in sound. For example: “Maza faka ies wow!..”, and Sparrow sounds like “chirp, chirp chirp chick!”, And for a human it would sound like: “what a wonderful world!”, And this is me, my inner voice translated, because the voices are not different languages. We all have inner voices – one language. Don’t know of God or of the Devil, but he is.. the language of the thoughts. Here is not just in my head plays music and it sounds familiar. and hum can’t. Sounds verse or prose, and can’t say that and risk scratching their heads. Know that the head is spinning the idea, and to quote I can’t understand but can’t explain. They say that the head turning idea. And only when distracted, then later the subconscious mind translates and ready to inform the French – French; Chinese – Mandarin; the dog – for a dog, why she understands the idea, not a syllable. Because the idea is all the same language. Tell the dog gently: “beast”, and the tail will wiggle, and the Frenchman, and the Chinese smiled. And say: “Good”, Baring his teeth, the dog will growl and the Frenchman with the Chinese to look over, and in response to the tender meaning of the word will answer each of his swearing. And mimicry is not being. A surge of energy.

But I, o my great musenyi reader, absorbed in this true garbage, not written under any other influence, except as a clean sober consciousness that our time is almost you will not meet and it is bad. So to speak, my this story – there is an environmentally friendly product called “Burp toothy frogs.” I undertake to facilitate, and to translate You Galapago on pygmy and Vice versa, of course, through a human language. And subsequent to this verbal diarrhea, which is, again, written purely in a sober, clear consciousness, will speak and answer in human terms, because in another language You and I, Your humble servant, do not possess. Yes, and less time will be spent on reading. And now suspend is the seventh sense and see what the outcome of this paragraph and of this story.

Oh!!.. And they sent and Sparrow, not in this place where I was distracted and explained about the languages?! Where are they? And there and there. Until You wrote, they piled up. Aah! There they are, my crazy, sit and talk. Sorry, I’m sorry, I forgot that the Earth rotates on its axis not only real under our feet, but also virtually at their feet. And they have quickly, so they rolled over the horizon of fantasies, and standing on tiptoe and craning her neck I found…

– — Here, Stasyan, in general, that’s all … – with sadness with a tear in her eye Zeka finished the story about the problem of Galupiya and the purpose of their business trip. – We need to find something that replaces food, like your radiation is radioactive.

– — Mdaaaa. – Stasyan scratched his bald head with a bald wing.

– — But if you suck out all the radiation from you, then where else can we find food along the way?! We will not reach the goal and will not save Galupia. And our people will die a hungry brutal death. – continued General Zasratich.

– — Yes, and let us bend ourselves out of hunger. – added Cherevich Chmor Iko.

– -Skin. the skull barked and drew a square on the sand with its foot. – you think about your belly. – I did not like the square, and he drew a circle in the middle. – cabinet creature.

Cherevich could not stand it and ran to the general. He stopped and shoved him with force. The general rolled away. Chmore Iko ate his whole life more and one on one was clearly stronger than any shard. He sat down in Zasratich’s place and drew a triangle, parallelepiped and to his daughter in the middle of the circle. Cherepuk regained consciousness, stood up and only wanted to attack Cherevich, as Kazulia intervened.

– — Quiet, quiet… Calm down! – and she came up and erased the drawings in a squeak.

– -I know what to do. – Stasyan said stupidly.

– -What? – all were asked in chorus.

– — And the fact that everyone needs to unite and understand that we will all die on earth the same. Destroying each other, we inhibit development, and when we multiply, we stupid it. And only the people will not understand who to listen to and who to hear. But it would not be easier to get together and think about everything, and make the world two in one. Indeed, in principle, those and those have both honest and thieves. The question is the number of these or those?! Here you are honest Galups, you are killing thieves, and you are stealing, and he the one who created everything will not understand who to destroy and who to leave. After all, from the left again the same thing will happen. Break this circle, forgive each other and unite. Become a pioneer not envy, but supporting each other. Since he was tired of waiting to appear to you…

– -So what to do? – after a pause, the tenth asked and again went deaf and numb.

– — Need to run!! Forward and only forward and do not return, do not repeat the mistakes of ancestors!!

– — I didn’t understand you at all, I combed some nonsense to us.. – Zasratich expressed. – Explain directly what to do?

– — Run away!! – Sparrow jumped on his paws. – Run and only run without returning.

– -Really?! – Cheered Casulia Zacka.

– -Well, thank the Lord, to understand!! – rejoiced in Cerevic Cmor IKO and turned to the General. – and some did not stop and apologize.

– -Shish wait.. – barked Socratic.

– -Uraaaa!! In Nora daraaaa!! – shouted the title and sang the song: “Hai, Hai hylek, Birr of golemas of berlek”. Unfortunately, words on a human it is not translated, but sensually like… Uh… “ate ripe oranges”, that’s the feeling from the song.

– -Wait!!! Wait!! – cried strictly Kasule Prisoner. All was still: who on earth and who is in the air in a jump. They were just antigravitational and gravity they did not care, like Texting or digital packages, flying around the world. Cerevic froze in the horns and cerapuc, jumping from leg to leg, and stood two foot-bones up, and the other two resting on the ground. Three shards hung in the air, the first flip; the seventh – in the splits, and the tenth turned legs in the rope.

– -What is it, Zek? – asked Cerevic.

– -But where to go? In what direction? – Con vylepil your eyes.

All looked at each other and gaze stopped on the Sparrow. He felt incredulous interrogative glances.

– -AAA?1 What are you looking at me like that? We can run anywhere: right, left, back, forward, up, down… wherever, you still come back here.

– -Why? – I asked in unison.

– -The earth is round. ‘said the Sparrow, and it suffered again. – I was flying, for ideas here.. I was flying. Can you hear me? I flew, rather than walked or ran… – Stasyan stood up and scratched his tailbone. – tail, or what is growing?

– -Let you not par brains. – Cherepok growled and took a fighting stance. It was followed by the soldiers. Stasyan drew back.

– -No, no, what are you?! I remember. This glowing Orb, the Sun, rolled out of there… – and pointed to the East. – and it shoots I was flying.. So we have to go on the turn where the sun hides behind the strip.

– -The horizon.

– -Yes. The wisest writer. – The bald stasyan he waved a wing in the sky as a poet. – Vooot… Uh.. Shorter on the back. Where it was hiding – I was flying, and now we need to go, where vylaziet it.

– -What is it? – asked Kasule.

– — There Chelyabinsk, or rather the River Tech. And there was once an explosion and so much delicious radioactive that everything just glows. And still there is a world trash radio waste. There is this good for eternal ages. – — And Stasyan arched his back, exposing his chest with a wheel.

– — Well, so they ran that we stick around like chopsticks in a barrel? – jumped Casulia.

– — Fighters, be built!! – ordered the skull and all fell swoop lined up. – Begoooo, for the sparrow, arsh!!!

And all ran just the opposite, leaving behind tubers of country dust. And the sun leveled above their heads. They accelerated so quickly that the night no longer had time to come. And the Sun was slowly starting to fall behind and everything was faster and faster. And so the speed of the runners accelerated so much so that they already got up to meet them at sunset and went in the east. And day was replaced by night, and night by day in one second. At how quickly they ran through forests and fields, seas and oceans, not even having time to get wet, having circled the globe about five or a hundred times, I did not count and their strength began to be excised.

– — Stand, stand shameful cats! – gasping, wheezing behind five, ten laps around the earth Rev. Cherevich Chmor Iko. – Stay!! – and fell to the ground. Botva stopped and also decided to wallow on the hill. Suddenly, a hole appeared from the hillock and Generalisiphilis climbed out.

– -What is this? – he was indignant. “Have you still not left the place?” The parasites. Well quickly search! And then., And then.,?! – he in the nervous syndrome stomped and fell without feeling, clutching the left side of the chin, the heart type fell ill. And they didn’t have a heart, probably… But the travelers decided to quickly disappear out of sight from the anger of Golupyan.

It was evening and everyone wanted to eat.

– — Well, are you all tired? asked Zeka.

– — Yeah!! – the others answered with difficulty.

– — Then hold the sparrow. I’m still draining radik from him with my bottom. – suggested Casulia.

– — Why, okay, I myself can lie under you, especially since I even sleep better after that. – suggested Stasyan. Of course, he lied that he was stoned after Kazulia’s suction, in fact he was sick after this morning… Or after beating?! In short, the next morning will show.

But the shards were so starving that they did not hear the sparrow’s offers and pounced on him. Stasyan yelled, but it was too late. Everyone was sleepy blind and wanted to eat!!!…

In the morning the travelers got up early, starved to hunger, quietly crept up to a sleeping sparrow, who in a dream flew sweetly and did not suspect that he himself stopped in terms of radiation. More precisely, he would never become non-radioactive. Moreover, he did not interfere with their refectory procedure, but they apparently liked to receive food with difficulty, and not for nothing. And now Casulia was creeping behind the shards, and since Stasyan was twice as many as the shards and superior to Kazulia, he could cripple his sleep, reflexively defending himself, which added color to the meal of mutants. Having woken up completely, the sparrow understood his role, which was harmful to him, and, seeing how galups were fanatically tuned, he simply played with them, pretending to be a victim. Well, the rush of these bones to win food.

They jumped at once and crushed Stasian to the ground Zasratich and Chmor Iko together, oddly enough, crushed the sparrow’s shoulders, thereby allowing Kazulia to climb up and touch his irradiated body with his bottom.

– — Ahhh!! Ahhh! – Sparrow yelled, not so much from pain as from inconvenience. All at once jumped. And Casulia apologized sweetly.

– — Excuse me, please, but your content of radio nuclides, it is not strange, is constantly recovering itself and you will last us for a long time, maybe even the whole way.

– — Exactly, but I myself can lie under you, without these leg-bone applications that cause me pain and humiliation with no confidence. – answered Stasyan, lying crushed under a pack of shards around the edges and in the center was sitting Casulia.

– — You are captured and therefore it is better to be silent, you are our trophy, and what we want, we will do with you. – stated Cherevich.

Stasyan changed his face. He would never have turned to the quirks of a thirst for violence at the Galups, but the statement of Chmor Iko touched his string of pride. But he cheated, as if he had reconciled to what Cherevich said, having concealed hatred and resentment in his soul. Revenge will judge everyone.

As for the rest, waiting for food spitting, some simply obeyed the order, while others gave it. But the little bird didn’t think so, and he thought that everyone condemns him with their eyes and looks at him, but in fact he just stood first in front of Kazulia. But his doubtfulness of the correctness of what he said for all did not calm down.

– — And do not stare at me like that. I am the main and that’s it! If you think different garbage about me again, then I will deprive him of food!! Is it clear to everyone?.

– — See that you are not deprived. – escaped from Zasratich.

– — Quiet, quiet. – reassured Casulia Zeka. – I spit … – they all stood at attention. Casulia lit up and harknily relished everyone straight aiming in the skull and got off the sparrow. – for this, let Stasyan himself say. Who is he in our tops and what place does he occupy.

– — Yes, everything is oiled!! – said the sparrow, and he thought: “could protect me, if I schmoe trophy, then… we’ll see.” – Have you run?!

And they ran to the same place as yesterday, but slowly. Even very slowly. It is simply impossible to imagine: well, sooooooo slowly. Slower than pacing. And only Stasyan walked, as always. I overtook them and constantly returned. He watched with mockery how the gallops move, and it seemed to him as if they were running on an idea like a slow-motion scrolling of a video player. Stasyan walked around with curiosity and peered into their poses and faces. But it seemed to them that he was in a hurry, since he was too fast for them. The paradox of time: yesterday they went faster than a day, and today they run slower than a minute. Apparently, radiation also affects the clarity of time… Or maybe it’s the desire of a sparrow or author?! In any case, it’s fun and not standard.

– — Why aren’t you running? – Asked, well, very slowly Zasratich skull. – Are you kidding me?!

Stasyan moved in human time, and therefore his time is closer and dearer to us, and we will rely on him.

– — So you can’t keep up with you.

– -What?

– — Zaaa you are not chasing. I want to understand what kind of types you are. Do you have a problem with internal time? Here I have it, as people have it evenly and clearly. And you have turpentine in the pope, then constipation. In general, I am a bird, not a reptile. I need to fly, soar. I have developed and powerful wings … – he raised his limbs and looked around them. Sadness confused him and he sighed at the beginning. – Uh… there would be feathers, the tail will arrive. Here is the last time I ran better, but not the last. Radiation is then restored, but energy is not. Yes, it’s interesting that you will again wrap yourself in a ram’s horn, my wings or legs, tonight?

– — In the ring. – Casulia held out and in a jump extended her legs into twine. Only she understood him. And for the rest, his speech seemed fast, as if at speed and squeaky, as if helium had breathed…

– -At lunch? Maybe you can also have lunch and a firefox, first breakfast, second, and five dinners?.. – Stasyan was indignant. – the skull does not crack, huh? You, Chmoriko, – and Stasyan yanked at Cherevich’s leg-bone, which also came off and hung slowly moving in the air in the middle of its slow jump. He, however, immediately flopped at the speed of our time. – Well, so will you suck me this time?

– -Nose! – replied the slowly jumping hillock Casulia.

– -Sit on my nose? So I don’t have a nose. I’m not bald cat? It had to have a nose. And I have a beak. – approved a Sparrow and stopped his eyes on a tubercle which slowly stuck out his mustache, then a BLOB-nose.

– -The main thing that the language was. – added the Monk Cerevic. – mouthy and nasty like a Sparrow…

But Stasyan don’t listen to them and not looked at. He became interested in the nose out of the hole with the mustache who slowly climbs out of the hole. It was the mole, but Stasyan didn’t know that. He picked up the straw lying around and came stuck it in the nostril and trampled in place with nose and mustache in the hole. The straw began to move very slowly, accompanied by the same slow sneezing. – Aapche… – flew out from the nostril and also slowly. Stasyan even managed to NAP until the straw touched the ground, and the mole started to come out and showed slowly: at the beginning of the mustache and then the nose. Sparrow did the same thing and smiled. The straw slowly began to stir and Stasyan tied her mustache. He heard a slow sneeze and straw Bud, pounds of scrap, slowly but monumental flew and pulled his mustache.

– -Ahhh!! – yelled the mole, and recovering himself, tore off the straw with a mustache, felt extreme pain and quickly like a cockroach ran away. Stasyan laughed and clutched his stomach. And the team has retired only one jump for all progenie time. Stasyan started to get bored and walk: here and there. And he only regretted that he had tied his mustache as the nearby spotted fresh droppings floating that monster frightened mole. Sparrow walked over and happily usmail:

– -Ooooh, the powers of heaven, the Clouds soft and fluffy, and the Sun zaruchie thank You!!! Ohhh, for heaven’s sake!!!!! – and he remembered the flies and swarmed, was obvisoulsy as then waited for the flies.

– -Well, where are they? – worried aloud Sparrow.

– -We are here, catch up. ‘said Cherepok Socratic.

– -But not you. You already fed up with me, I need flies. – and Stasyan waved his arms to the stench poshirshe dissipated.

– -AAA chooo of aaachooo fakeeeeee, flies? – asked Cerevic.

– -We’ll show patience. and the Sparrow was waiting, looking around.

Fortunately, the remains in the amount of two billion flies under the command of the fly of Honey, wandered around in search of food, but unfortunately of live, who they could make food like shards of Kasuli here after the explosion left only the mole, and he is generally out of the hole, not crawled and crapped in a hole and face protrude, only to change the temperature. And maybe he even crawled, rather, peril on the infected area accidentally. Digging, digging and digging.. and shit.

Loved the smell enveloped his nostrils of Honey and its people. And cheered of all, mad.

– -Aw, come on cal! – he yelled buzzing. – here there, here? To fly this bunch of crap and eat it in the bistro. Our crowd force is necessary. – and all at once they flew up and pressed a Sparrow, but their brains are not working due to long starvation, and again they fell for the same trap. Droppings were frozen and Stasen said:

– -Hey, a fly Honey!!! Don’t know??

– -Oh! – shuddered with fear of the flies and the Honey was completely different. – Ohhh!! It is you, Lord alive? What’s my happiness to see you alive!

– -As you can see, and you, dumb insect, left me in a difficult moment and now I’m their prisoner, maybe even in bondage.

– -As mi??

– -No, worse. They use me

– -As ti us??

– -No, like the food, but I’ll rent under the agreement. And even if your ate a bit, so without pain and then anyone I ate those in me. We are United and strong… And you, the fly Honey left me in a difficult moment.