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Despite her Essex girl image, blonde glamour model and party girl Jodie Marsh has 11 GCSEs and 3 A Levels.

22-year-old Michael Carroll, known as the King of Chavs, who won £9.7 million on the lottery in 2002, was given an anti-social behaviour order (ASBO) after admitting criminal damage by firing ball bearings from a catapult at cars and windows.

The word chav came from the Romany term “chavi”, meaning child.

Hell’s Kitchen winner Jennifer Ellison had elocution lessons before appearing in Phantom of the Opera, after Hollywood bosses struggled to understand her Scouse accent.

Jordan (aka Katie Price) once auditioned for a role in Baywatch. She was turned down.

In TV’s chav-tastic Celebrity Love Island, when Playboy model Nikki Ziering arrived, one of Paul Danan’s first questions was to ask her how Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake were doing.

EastEnders star Jessie Wallace used to be a make-up artist and made up fellow EastEnders actor Nigel Harman when he was in the cast of Abba musical Mamma Mia.

After a newspaper reported that footballer Wayne Rooney’s fiancee Coleen McLoughlin had discarded her £25,000 engagement ring at the Formby Point Nature Reserve near the couple’s luxury home, members of the pulic searching for the ring were banned from the reserve by the National Trust in case they disturbed the squirrels there.

A student at Leeds Metropolitan University wrote a 10,000 word thesis on “chav-ology” as part of her media studies degree. It was entitled “Chavs – subculture or chavaphobia?”

Chav extra factoid … “Popney” rhyming slang includes Jay Kay for takeaway, Sinead O’Connor for doner, Fatboy Slim for gym and Noel Gallagher for a week in Malaga.

The Earth is not round – it’s actually slightly pear-shaped. We all thought it went pear-shaped years ago.

American composer John Cage created a piece entitled “4 minutes 33 seconds” which is totally silent. That’s just stupid!

There were always 55 curls in 40s child starlet Shirley Temple’s hair.

Most adults have between two and five colds a year. Toddlers have between four and eight.

No matter how low the temperature falls outside, the windows of an empty house never frost over. Unless you know different …

While he was Prince Regent, George VI used to maintain a pale, elegant appearance by being frequently bled.

Were you aware that when a female fish sees a male fish blowing bubbles, it means he’s ready for breeding?

81% of people trust their partner to buy a surprise birthday present they will really like. But what about the other 19%?

It’s a factoid that the first hard hats were worn by workers building the Vatican, but in which century was it:

a) in the late 16th century

b) in the late 18th century

c) in the late 20th century

[Answer: a) in the late 16th century.]

Petersham is a thick corded silk ribbon used for stiffening in dressmaking. So it’s not a town in Surrey, then?

Jane Austen included only 14 kisses in her novels altogether, and four of those were on the hand.

The average debt of students graduating in the summer of 2005 was £13,500 – more than 10 per cent up on 2004.

Residents in Newtown, Powys, Wales started a campaign to change their town’s name as it was shared by more than 100 others.

Actor Leonardo DiCaprio has bought his own island in the Caribbean to turn into a five-star resort for wealthy conservation lovers.

If you’re over 100 years old, there’s an 80 per cent chance you’re a woman. You look good for your age – are those your own teeth?

A nightclub in Somerset held its Christmas party in July so that fire crews, the ambulance service and hospital workers could come.

Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump. Well, have you ever seen one do it? Are they ever in the Olympics? Well then!

There are officially 193 countries in the world, alphabetically from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe.

Peter Sellers’ film contracts used to stipulate that he had to be supplied with a bed pointing East-West. So that he could clearly see Leytonstone from where he was lying …

Such is the popularity of footballer David Beckham that when he revealed a hairless chest during a summer sunbathing session while on holiday in St Tropez, sales of home waxing kits soared.

Eskimos complained of a heatwave when the temperature in the Arctic soared to 19 degrees Centigrade … Suppose their igloos melted all over their pyjamas …

A magician had to pay a locksmith £130 to free him after he got trapped in handcuffs when a trick on stage went wrong. Muppetry.

After bad reviews for his early films, Harrison “Indiana Jones” Ford gave up acting to become a carpenter.

But please, no jokes about his acting being wooden – Harrison is a fine actor … and a very good friend.

The most impossible item to flush down a toilet is a ping-pong ball, but obviously the researchers have never tried an elephant.

Maria Sharapova, the 2004 Wimbledon tennis champion, turned up at the following year’s event with 10 pairs of £500 trainers, flecked with 24-carat gold.