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This is the story of two ordinary people living ordinary lives that somehow became an extraordinary life. It is the story of how a teacher librarian of thirty years and a middle-level clerk in the public service, who both work full-time, bought a holiday house — a petite maison that needed renovating — on the other side of the world, in France. This is a story of pushing boundaries, aiming high and, most of all, taking risks.

If I were writing an account that would be a bestseller, the classic opening would have been handed to me on a plate on our very first morning in our petite maison while the reader thought, Those poor deluded fools. Why on earth didn’t they know? The start of the bestseller would be: Oh my God! What have we done? The loud, constant roar of traffic was incessant and the dream was crumbling before our eyes. Within just a few brief hours, we started to discuss whether we would just put it straight back on the market or at least renovate the house, now that we were here, and try to make some money.

The answer seemed clear-cut and, on my first morning, as I pushed myself wearily off the air mattress, and staggered out, Stuart’s first words were, ‘We have to sell. I’m so sorry.’ There is no alternative but to agree.

However, we were already committed to renovating the house; we’d already spent a small fortune. There was simply no time to sit around reflecting or feeling sorry for ourselves. No, we immediately launched into our first day of work … and what a disaster it turned out to be.

We were instantly immersed into our own version of what very much felt like a reality television show: How to Renovate a French Farmhouse in Three Weeks or Less.

However, I need to backtrack to explain how it came about that an ordinary Australian couple from the other side of the world found themselves in the extraordinary position of buying a petite farmhouse, Pied de la Croix, in Cuzance, a small village in the Lot in south-western France.

How did it all actually happen? How did it move from simply a dream to reality? For fourteen years, Stuart dreamt of owning a house in France. Whenever he returned to England to visit his family, he would buy magazines about buying property in France. Then, at the end of 2009, he started to research houses on the internet, still without any real intent of buying one but simply because he has always been passionate about architecture and houses and all things French. For a while, it was simply a pleasurable way of filling the hours and exclaiming over hundreds of beautiful French homes. One of the things about Stuart, however, is that he always needs a ‘project’. That could very well explain why, as soon as we seemed to have finished renovating one house, it became time to sell and move on to the next project. Mind you, when we spent six weeks in France the previous summer, I think the seed that had been planted began to show signs of life.

Well, it must have done, because when I think about it, we did spend rather a lot of time looking in real estate windows and collecting brochures. Oh yes, and on the very last morning of our last day in Villefranche-de-Rouergue, we somehow found ourselves organising, with our friend Erick Hurault de Vibraye and an agent, to see a house. Actually it was quite close even then, as we spent a long time exploring the house, and as with most real estate we’ve ever seen — and there has been a lot — we could see its potential. However, while the price was attractive, it would have been an utter disaster: a French ‘Austi’. That is, it was far too similar to the house we were then living in, including all its inherent challenges such as a very steep block, no access and no parking. Not to mention the fact that it was extremely dilapidated. Mind you, we did go as far as getting a contract. I don’t know what we could have been thinking.

As with many of the huge decisions in our lives, we can never remember consciously having a definitive discussion when the decision is made. It just seems to happen. This included getting married in Turkey: after a mere month we lived together, within seven months we were married and now, twenty years later, we find ourselves with a house in France.

Yet suddenly, after about three months of idle internet browsing and examining hundreds of properties, the dream became a shortlist of real possibilities. It was about this time that Stuart started to seriously track the value of the dollar against the euro. Somehow, it was at an all-time high in our favour. Somehow, the dream slipped from fantasy to reality and Stuart started a list of properties in France for him to actually go and see. He went back to work on Wednesday after the Christmas break and asked his boss if he could have another ten days off so he could fly to France on Saturday. Once again, as with everything huge in our lives, it was all very, very fast. However, that always seems to be the way it works with us. The proviso was that he was going to be looking at houses with the understanding that he should only buy one if all our specifications were met. If there weren’t any that were suitable, we would just have to keep looking for one when we went together, as we had already planned our trip for June. Add to this, of course, that buying a ticket at the last minute was hugely expensive. Still, balancing the cost of a ticket against Well, I’ve flown all this way and taken more time off work; I better buy a house is something he needed to keep in mind. So, in just a matter of a few days, the ticket was bought, bag packed, car hired over the internet, hotel booked, phone calls back and forth to the agent, and he was on his way.

Off I went to work and anxiously waited for the phone to ring to hear about his progress. Several nights later, just before falling asleep, Stuart called to fill me in on his progress. In just a couple of days, he’d managed to see six houses — most that were on his list — and a couple of others that Kim Pearce, the real estate agent, had shown him as well. The one that he had practically bought in his mind before the plane even took off from Sydney was at the top of his list. We went through the pros and cons of it, and I woke the next morning to another call to hear him tell me that he’d bought the little old farmhouse! It seemed to be as fast and as simple as that.

We later found out that it could have been very complicated indeed if there had been more than one owner. Apparently there can be a whole chain of people involved due to inheritance laws, and there can be up to twenty people involved in sorting and signing the documents. In fact, it can be so complicated in France that if one person in the whole chain refuses to sell, properties can languish uninhabited for years and years. Eventually they simply crumble and fall down, which is part of the reason you see so many dilapidated, abandoned old houses throughout the French countryside.

Our constant desire to discover treasure had to be balanced with practicality when we bought the little house. The attic was so crammed with old furniture and junk that Stuart was not even able to see it properly. Much as we would have loved to unearth marvellous antiques among the junk, we decided that as part of the contract we would have it all cleared out before settlement. This was quite a hard decision but, in practical terms, clearing it would have consumed all our time on our first visit. Then there would be the problem of how on earth to get rid of everything. This is always hard enough at home, let alone in a foreign country. His only request was that a rickety old ladder be left in the barn — one remnant of the past.

All that Stuart undertakes is always underpinned by meticulous research, even in a foreign country. When he returned from his fleeting trip, I was able to see our petite maison properly in all his photos. What struck me most of all was the golden winter light glowing on the stone of the old barn. Everything was coated in a fine dusting of pristine snow and combined with the ethereal quality of the light; it all seemed truly magical. Indeed, the quintessential romantic dream of owning a house in France. The other thing that most struck me was the inordinate number of outbuildings. As we pored over the photos together I kept asking, ‘What’s that?’ and Stuart very casually replied each time, ‘Oh, that’s another outbuilding.’ The most astonishing discovery was that we had our very own bread oven — a whole building in itself. Then there were the pigsties and the ancient, rundown orchard of walnut and fruit trees. The land itself was enormous and covered in brambles. Inside, the shots of the attic were hard to comprehend: piled with a lifetime of abandoned household items, though sadly no treasure. Stuart told me that it was such an utter mess that I shouldn’t even venture up to have a look when we were there together, but I couldn’t imagine not fully exploring my new home once I arrived.

Our shortlist was based on the list of requirements we had written when renting a house the previous year. At the time, this list was to be our criteria for future holiday houses to rent. There was no way we could have ever, in our wildest dreams, begun to imagine that, just a mere six months later, it would become our template for buying our own French home.

One of the things I most vividly remember about the house we rented in Rignac, also in the Lot, was that it was perpetually full of flies. The idyllic setting of a country home in France is not always as romantic as it may seem from afar. The house was next to a farm, with extremely neglected sheep that we used to give bread to over the fence. However, the state of the sheep meant that our two-week sojourn was somewhat tainted by the fact that the house was perpetually crawling with flies. Hence, we made a note to ourselves: Do not be seduced by the notion of renting a French country house before checking how close it is to a farm. This became one of our key criteria, along with peace and quiet. Neither of these carefully noted points proved to be the case in finding Pied de la Croix. Both noise and flies were in abundance. So much for our careful research. My notebook also has a list of ‘desirable features to check for’: a dishwasher and washing machine; the garden and surrounds, for peace and quiet; and, most importantly, not close to a train or road. So much for all these criteria. Not only does Pied de la Croix absolutely not have a dishwasher or washing machine, there is also no kitchen at all. And, as for the criterion of not being on a road, well, what can I say? Our house is virtually on the road!