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John Spratt will eat no fat,

Nor will he touch the lean;

He scorns to eat of any meat,

He lives upon Foodine.

But Mrs. Spratt will none of that,

Foodine she cannot eat;

Her special wish is for a dish

Of Expurgated Wheat.

To William Spratt that food is flat

On which his mater dotes.

His favorite feed – his special need —

Is Eata Heapa Oats.

But sister Lil can’t see how Will

Can touch such tasteless food.

As breakfast fare it can’t compare,

She says, with Shredded Wood.

Now, none of these Leander please,

He feeds upon Bath Mitts.

While sister Jane improves her brain

With Cero-Grapo-Grits.

Lycurgus votes for Father’s Oats;

Proggine appeals to May;

The junior John subsists upon

Uneeda Bayla Hay.

Corrected Wheat for little Pete;

Flaked Pine for Dot; while “Bub”

The infant Spratt is waxing fat

On Battle Creek Near-Grub.