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THE

EMPEROR’S

RIDE

A GALACTIC TALE OF IMPERIAL ADVENTURE, CASUAL SEX, AND EXCESSIVE DRINKING AMONG THOSE WHO TRAVEL BETWEEN THE STARS

THE MONSTERS ARE EASY,

IT’S THE GIRLS THAT ARE

DANGEROUS

BY

TOM ANDERSON

Copyright 2011 Tom Anderson,

All rights reserved.

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ISBN-13: 978-1-4566-0423-3

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◊My name is Bob Nesslun. I am a licensed ghoul hunter. When something wanders into an area where modern weapons cannot be used and becomes a problem, I am the man you call. You contact me. I come to your world. The creature tries to kill me and your problem is solved.

It was not the worst hangover I had ever had, but it was in the top ten. Some horrible creature was driving nails into the top of my head and I couldn’t get my eyes to focus. I stumbled over something and nearly fell. It was another body with all the fluids sucked out. It’s amazing how small a human body is with all the fluids sucked out. Even with the pain in my head I couldn’t stop thinking about the girl I had slept with last night. Mostly because I couldn’t remember which one it was. Gwen had light brown hair and a very nice face, but it was her huge perfect boobs that would fill a man’s dreams. I could still see the look on Gwen’s face when I started to pull that first orgasm out of her when she hadn’t taken an orgasm pill. Sharon had perfectly styled black hair and the most beautiful, made for kissing face imaginable. Sharon also had the most talented vagina that my penis had ever had the pleasure of spending time with. I didn’t let Sharon take an orgasm pill either and I had pulled orgasms out of Sharon as well. I know that I had sex with both girls, but whose apartment had I spent the night in?

I heard that mind piercing shriek that meant that one of the tic’s had found me. As the huge horrible thing charged me it started that cackling laugh meant to paralyze its victim. Normally that laugh would have paralyzed me with fear, but with the hangover I had, death would be an improvement. The tic was only a few steps from me when I became paralyzed and my body began to deal with the tic all by itself. It was like I was on a funhouse ride. My body was moving, but I had absolutely no control over what my body did. As the tic charged me, The Ride had my body twist out of the way at the last possible moment and the tic’s claws only brushed the edge of my shirt. As the tic spun around to try to grab me again, the two smaller tics attacked as well. The Ride avoided all three sets of claws and had my body hit one of the smaller tics in its neck to break a bone so that a piece of that bone would sever the tic’s spinal cord. Then with the same motion The Ride had my body push the other smaller tic into the larger tic. The larger tic violently swept the smaller tic out of the way sending the smaller tic smashing into a wall which collapsed on top of it. The Ride had my body run to the far end of the cavern as the tic charged after me. Then The Ride had my body grab a support post so that I spun around and was charging towards the tic. The Ride had my body jump on a boulder and leave the ground so the heal of one foot would hit the tic’s chin at the full extension of my leg with absolutely all of my body’s strength and momentum focused on that heel. The head snapped back at the perfect angle to snap the tic’s neck. I was back in control again. The Ride and my hangover were gone.

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This is the story of a man who saves the life of a Galactic Emperor. This is also a story about the Emperor’s two beautiful daughter’s who start out only wanting him for a sex toy and the Galactic Media which put him on a pedestal he felt he did not deserve. This story is told in the man’s own words. To read only this story please read between the ◊ and the ◊◊◊. To also read the story surrounding the story please ignore the ◊ and the ◊◊◊ and enjoy the Emperor’s Ride.