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THE FIRST ACT
ОглавлениеSitting-room of Basil's Lodgings in Bloomsbury.
In the wall facing the auditorium, two windows with little iron balconies, giving a view of London roofs. Between the windows, against the wall, is a writing-desk littered with papers and books. On the right is a door, leading into the passage; on the left a fire-place with arm-chairs on either side; on the chimney-piece various smoking utensils. There are numerous bookshelves filled with books; while on the walls are one or two Delft plates, etchings after Rossetti, autotypes of paintings by Fra Angelico and Botticelli. The furniture is simple and inexpensive, but there is nothing ugly in the room. It is the dwelling-place of a person who reads a great deal and takes pleasure in beautiful things.
Basil Kent is leaning back in his chair, with his feet on the writing-table, smoking a pipe and cutting the pages of a book. He is a very good-looking man of six-and-twenty, clean-shaven, with a delicate face and clear-cut features. He is dressed in a lounge-suit.
[There is a knock at the door.
Basil.
Come in.
Mrs. Griggs.
Did you ring, sir?
Basil.
Yes. I expect a lady to tea. And there's a cake that I bought on my way in.
Mrs. Griggs.
Very well, sir.
[She goes out, and immediately comes in with a tray on which are two cups, sugar, milk, &c.
Basil.
Oh, Mrs. Griggs, I want to give up these rooms this day week. I'm going to be married. I'm sorry to leave you. You've made me very comfortable.
Mrs. Griggs.
[With a sigh of resignation.] Ah, well, sir, that's lodgers all over. If they're gents they get married; and if they're ladies they ain't respectable.
[A ring is heard.
Basil.
There's the bell, Mrs. Griggs. I dare say it's the lady I expect. If any one else comes, I'm not at home.
Mrs. Griggs.
Very well, sir.
[She goes out, and Basil occupies himself for a moment in putting things in order. Mrs. Griggs, opening the door, ushers in the new-comers.
Mrs. Griggs.
If you please, sir.
[She goes out again, and during the next few speeches brings two more cups and the tea. [Mabel and Hilda enter, followed by John Halliwell. Basil going towards them very cordially, half stops when he notices who they are; and a slight expression of embarrassment passes over his face. But he immediately recovers himself and is extremely gracious. Hilda Murray is a tall, handsome woman, self-possessed and admirably gowned. Mabel Halliwell is smaller, pretty rather than beautiful, younger than her sister, vivacious, very talkative, and somewhat irresponsible. John is of the same age as Basil, good-humoured, neither handsome nor plain blunt of speech and open.
Basil.
[Shaking hands.] How d'you do?
Mabel.
Look pleased to see us, Mr. Kent.
Basil.
I'm perfectly enchanted.
Hilda.
You did ask us to come and have tea with you, didn't you?
Basil.
I've asked you fifty times. Hulloa, John! I didn't see you.
John.
I'm the discreet husband, I keep in the background.
Mabel.
Why don't you praise me instead of praising yourself? People would think it so much nicer.
John.
On the contrary, they'd be convinced that when we were alone I beat you. Besides, I couldn't honestly say that you kept in the background.
Hilda.
[To Basil.] I feel rather ashamed at taking you unawares.
Basil.
I was only slacking. I was cutting a book.
Mabel.
That's ever so much more fun than reading it, isn't it? [She catches sight of the tea things.] Oh, what a beautiful cake—and two cups! [She looks at him, questioning.]
Basil.
[A little awkwardly.] Oh—I always have an extra cup in case some one turns up, you know.
Mabel.
How unselfish! And do you always have such expensive cake?
Hilda.
[With a smile, remonstrating.] Mabel!
Mabel.
Oh, but I know them well, and I love them dearly. They cost two shillings at the Army and Navy Stores, but I can't afford them myself.
John.
I wish you'd explain why we've come, or Basil will think I'm responsible.
Mabel.
[Lightly.] I've been trying to remember ever since we arrived. You say it, Hilda; you invented it.
Hilda.
[With a laugh.] Mabel, I'll never take you out again. They're perfectly incorrigible, Mr. Kent.
Basil.
[To John and Mabel, smiling.] I don't know why you've come. Mrs. Murry has promised to come and have tea with me for ages.
Mabel.
[Pretending to feel injured.] Well, you needn't turn me out the moment we arrive. Besides, I refuse to go till I've had a piece of that cake.
Basil.
Well, here's the tea! [Mrs. Griggs brings it in as he speaks. He turns to Hilda.] I wish you'd pour it out. I'm so clumsy.
Hilda.
[Smiling at him affectionately.] I shall be delighted.
[She proceeds to do so, and the conversation goes on while Basil hands Mabel tea and cake.
John.
I told them it was improper for more than one woman at a time to call at a bachelor's rooms, Basil.
Basil.
If you'd warned me I'd have made the show a bit tidier.
Mabel.
Oh, that's just what we didn't want. We wanted to see the Celebrity at Home, without lime-light.
Basil.
[Ironically.] You're too flattering.
Mabel.
By the way, how is the book?
Basil.
Quite well, thanks.
Mabel.
I always forget to ask how it's getting on.
Basil.
On the contrary, you never let slip an opportunity of making kind inquiries.
Mabel.
I don't believe you've written a word of it.
Hilda.
Nonsense, Mabel. I've read it.
Mabel.
Oh, but you're such a monster of discretion.... Now I want to see your medals, Mr. Kent.
Basil.
[Smiling.] What medals?
Mabel.
Don't be coy! You know I mean the medals they gave you for going to the Cape.
Basil.
[Gets them from a drawer, and with a smile hands them to Mabel.] If you really care to see them, here they are.
Mabel.
[Taking one.] What's this?
Basil.
Oh, that's just the common or garden South African medal.
Mabel.
And the other one?
Basil.
That's the D.S.M.
Mabel.
Why didn't they give you the D.S.O.?
Basil.
Oh, I was only a trooper, you know. They only give the D.S.O. to officers.
Mabel.
And what did you do to deserve it?
Basil.
[Smiling.] I really forget.
Hilda.
It's given for distinguished service in the field, Mabel.
Mabel.
I knew. Only I wanted to see if Mr. Kent was modest or vain.
Basil.
[With a smile, taking the medals from her and putting them away.] How spiteful of you!
Mabel.
John, why didn't you go to the Cape, and do heroic things?
John.
I confined my heroism to the British Isles. I married you, my angel.
Mabel.
Is that funny or vulgar?
Basil.
[Laughing.] Are there no more questions you want to ask me, Mrs. Halliwell?
Mabel.
Yes, I want to know why you live up six flights of stairs.
Basil.
[Amused.] For the view, simply and solely.
Mabel.
But, good heavens, there is no view. There are only chimney-pots.
Basil.
But they're most æsthetic chimney-pots. Do come and look, Mrs. Murray. [Basil and Hilda approach one of the windows, and he opens it.] And at night they're so mysterious. They look just like strange goblins playing on the house-tops. And you can't think how gorgeous the sunsets are: sometimes, after the rain, the slate roofs glitter like burnished gold. [To Hilda.] Often I think I couldn't have lived without my view, it says such wonderful things to me. [Turning to Mabel gaily.] Scoff, Mrs. Halliwell, I'm on the verge of being sentimental.
Mabel.
I was wondering if you'd made that up on the spur of the moment, or if you'd fished it out of an old note-book.
Hilda.
[With a look at Basil.] May I go out?
Basil.
Yes, do come.
[Hilda and Basil step out on the balcony, whereupon John goes to Mabel and tries to steal a kiss from her.
Mabel.
[Springing up.] Go away, you horror!
John.
Don't be silly. I shall kiss you if I want to.
[She laughing, walks round the sofa while he pursues her.
Mabel.
I wish you'd treat life more seriously.
John.
I wish you wouldn't wear such prominent hats.
Mabel.
[As he puts his arm round her waist.] John, some body'll see us.
John.
Mabel, I command you to let yourself be kissed.
Mabel.
How much will you give me?
John.
Sixpence.
Mabel.
[Slipping away from him.] I can't do it for less than half-a-crown.
John.
[Laughing.] I'll give you two shillings.
Mabel.
[Coaxing.] Make it two-and-three.
[He kisses her.
John.
Now come and sit down quietly.
Mabel.
[Sitting down by his side.] John, you mustn't make love to me. It would look so odd if they came in.
John.
After all, I am your husband.
Mabel.
That's just it. If you wanted to make love to me you ought to have married somebody else. [He puts his arm round her waist.] John, don't, I'm sure they'll come in.
John.
I don't care if they do.
Mabel.
[Sighing.] John, you do love me?
John.
Yes.
Mabel.
And you won't ever care for anybody else?
John.
No.
Mabel.
[In the same tone.] And you will give me that two-and-threepence, won't you?
John.
Mabel, it was only two shillings.
Mabel.
Oh, you cheat!
John.
[Getting up.] I'm going out on the balcony. I'm passionately devoted to chimney-pots.
Mabel.
No, John, I want you.
John.
Why?
Mabel.
Isn't it enough for me to say I want you for you to hurl yourself at my feet immediately?
John.
Oh, you poor thing, can't you do without me for two minutes?
Mabel.
Now you're taking a mean advantage. It's only this particular two minutes that I want you. Come and sit by me like a nice, dear boy.
John.
Now what have you been doing that you shouldn't?
Mabel.
[Laughing.] Nothing. But I want you to do something for me.
John.
Ha, ha! I thought so.
Mabel.
It's merely to tie up my shoe. [She puts out her foot.]
John.
Is that all—honour bright?
Mabel.
[Laughing.] Yes. [John kneels down.]
John.
But, my good girl, it's not undone.
Mabel.
Then, my good boy, undo it and do it up again.
John.
[Starting up.] Mabel, are we playing gooseberry—at our time of life?
Mabel.
[Ironically.] Oh, you are clever! Do you think Hilda would have climbed six flights of stairs unless Love had lent her wings?
John.
I wish Love would provide wings for the chaperons as well.
Mabel.
Don't be flippant. It's a serious matter.
John.
My dear girl, you really can't expect me to play the heavy father when we've only been married six months. It would be almost improper.
Mabel.
Don't be horrid, John.
John.
It isn't horrid, it's natural history.
Mabel.
[Primly.] I was never taught it. It's not thought nice for young girls to know.
John.
Why didn't you tell me that Hilda was fond of Basil! Does he like her?
Mabel.
I don't know. I expect that's precisely what she's asking him.
John.
Mabel, do you mean to say you brought me here, an inoffensive, harmless creature, for your sister to propose to a pal of mine? It's an outrage.
Mabel.
She's doing nothing of the sort.
John.
You needn't look indignant. You can't deny that you proposed to me.
Mabel.
I can, indeed. If I had I should never have taken such an unconscionably long time about it.
John.
I wonder why Hilda wants to marry poor Basil!
Mabel.
Well, Captain Murray left her five thousand a year, and she thinks Basil Kent a genius.
John.
There's not a drawing-room in Regent's Park or in Bayswater that hasn't got its tame genius. I don't know if Basil Kent is much more than very clever.
Mabel.
Anyhow, I'm sure it's a mistake to marry geniuses. They're horribly bad-tempered, and they invariably make love to other people's wives.
John.
Hilda always has gone in for literary people. That's the worst of marrying a cavalryman, it leads you to attach so much importance to brains.
Mabel.
Yes, but she needn't marry them. If she wants to encourage Basil let her do it from a discreet distance. Genius always thrives best on bread and water and platonic attachments. If Hilda marries him he'll only become fat and ugly and bald-headed and stupid.
John.
Why, then he'll make an ideal Member of Parliament.
[Basil and Hilda come into the room again.
Mabel.
[Maliciously.] Well, what have you been talking about?
Hilda.
[Acidly.] The weather and the crops, Shakespeare and the Musical Glasses.
Mabel.
[Raising her eyebrows.] Oh!
Hilda.
It's getting very late, Mabel. We really must be going.
Mabel.
[Getting up.] And I've got to pay at least twelve calls. I hope every one will be out.
Hilda.
People are so stupid, they're always in when you call.
Mabel.
[Holding out her hand to Basil.] Good-bye.
Hilda.
[Coldly.] Thanks so much, Mr. Kent. I'm afraid we disturbed you awfully.
Basil.
[Shaking hands with her.] I've been enchanted to see you. Good-bye.
Mabel.
[Lightly.] We shall see you again before you go to Italy, shan't we?
Basil.
Oh, I'm not going to Italy now, I've changed all my plans.
Mabel.
[Giving John a look.] Oh! Well, good-bye. Aren't you coming, John.
John.
No: I think I'll stay and have a little chat with Basil, while you tread the path of duty.
Mabel.
Well, mind you're in early. We've got a lot of disgusting people coming to dinner.
Hilda.
[With a smile.] Poor things! Who are they?
Mabel.
I forget who they are. But I know they're loathsome. That's why I asked them.
[Basil opens the door, and the two women go out.
John.
[Sitting down and stretching himself.] Now that we've got rid of our womankind let's make ourselves comfortable. [Taking a pipe out of his pocket.] I think I'll sample your baccy if you'll pass it along.
Basil.
[Handing him the jar.] I'm rather glad you stayed, John. I wanted to talk to you.
John.
Ha! ha!
[Basil pauses a moment, while John looks at him with amusement. He fills his pipe.
John.
[Lighting his pipe.] Nice gal, Hilda—ain't she?
Basil.
[Enthusiastically.] Oh, I think she's perfectly charming.... But what makes you say that?
John.
[Innocently.] Oh, I don't know. Passed through my head.
Basil.
I say, I've got something to tell you, John.
John.
Well, don't be so beastly solemn about it.
Basil.
[Smiling.] It's a solemn thing.
John.
No, it ain't. I've done it myself. It's like a high dive. When you look down at the water it fairly takes your breath away, but after you've done it—it's not so bad as you think. You're going to be married, my boy.
Basil.
[With a smile.] How the deuce d'you know?
John.
[Gaily.] Saw it with mine own eyes. I congratulate you, and I give you my blessing. I'll get a new frock-coat to give the lady away in.
Basil.
You?... [Suddenly understanding.] You're on the wrong tack, old man. It's not your sister-in-law I'm going to marry.
John.
Then why the dickens did you say it was?
Basil.
I never mentioned her name.
John.
H'm! I've made rather more than an average ass of myself, haven't I?
Basil.
What on earth made you think...?
John.
[Interrupting.] Oh, it was only some stupid idea of my wife's. Women are such fools, you know. And they think they're so confoundedly sharp.
Basil.
[Disconcerted—looking at him.] Has Mrs. Murray...?
John.
No, of course not! Well, who the deuce are you going to marry?
Basil.
[Flushing.] I'm going to marry Miss Jenny Bush.
John.
Never heard of her. Is it any one I know?
Basil.
Yes, you knew her.
John.
[Searching his memory.] Bush ... Bush.... [With a smile.] The only Jenny Bush I've ever heard of was a rather pretty little barmaid in Fleet Street. Presumably you're not going to marry her.
[John has said this quite lightly, not guessing for a moment that it can have anything to do with the person Basil proposes to marry. Then, since Basil makes no answer, John looks at him sharply: there is a silence while the two men stare at one another.
John.
Basil, it's not the woman we used to know before you went out to the Cape?
Basil.
[Pale and nervous, but determined.] I've just told you that you used to know Jenny.
John.
Man alive, you're not going to marry the barmaid of the "Golden Crown"?
Basil.
[Looking at him steadily.] Jenny was a barmaid at the "Golden Crown."
John.
But, good Lord, Basil, what d'you mean? You're not serious?
Basil.
Perfectly! We're going to be married this day week.
John.
Are you stark, staring mad? Why on earth d'you want to marry Jenny Bush?
Basil.
That's rather a delicate question, isn't it? [With a smile.] Presumably because I'm in love with her.
John.
Well, that's a silly ass of an answer.
Basil.
It's quite the most obvious.
John.
Nonsense! Why, I've been in love with twenty girls, and I haven't married them all. One can't do that sort of thing in a country where they give you seven years for bigamy. Every public-house along the Thames from Barnes to Taplow is the tombstone of an unrequited passion of my youth. I loved 'em dearly, but I never asked 'em to marry me.
Basil.
[Tightening his lips.] I'd rather you didn't make jokes about it, John.
John.
Are you sure you're not making an ass of yourself? If you've got into a mess, surely we can get you out. Marriage, like hanging, is rather a desperate remedy.
[Basil is sitting down and moodily shrugs his shoulders. John goes up to him, and putting his hands on his friend's shoulders looks into his eyes.
John.
Why are you going to marry her, Basil?
Basil.
[Springing up impatiently.] Damn you, why don't you mind your own business?
John.
Don't be a fool, Basil.
Basil.
Can't I marry any one I choose? It's nothing to you, is it? D'you suppose I care if she's a barmaid?
[He walks up and down excitedly, while John with steady eyes watches him.
John.
Basil, old man, we've known each other a good many years now. Don't you think you'd better trust me?
Basil.
[Setting his teeth.] What d'you want to know?
John.
Why are you going to marry her?
Basil.
[Abruptly, fiercely.] Because I must.
John.
[Nodding his head quietly.] I see.
[There is a silence. Then Basil, more calmly turns to John.
Basil.
D'you remember Jenny?
John.
Yes, rather. Why, we always lunched there in the old days.
Basil.
Well, after I came back from the Cape I began going there again. When I was out there she took it into her head to write me a letter, rather ill-spelt and funny—but I was touched that she thought of me. And she sent some tobacco and some cigarettes.
John.
My maiden aunt sent you a woollen comforter, but I'm not aware that in return you ever made her a proposal of marriage.
Basil.
And so in one way and another I came to know Jenny rather well. She appeared to get rather fond of me—and I couldn't help seeing it.
John.
But she always pretended to be engaged to that scrubby little chap with false teeth who used to hang about the bar and make sheep's eyes at her over innumerable Scotch-and-sodas.
Basil.
He made a scene because I took her out on one of her off-nights, and she broke it off. I couldn't help knowing it was on my account.
John.
Well, and after that?
Basil.
After that I got into the habit of taking her to the play, and so on. And finally...!
John.
How long has this been going on?
Basil.
Several months.
John.
And then?
Basil.
Well, the other day she wired for me. I found her in the most awful state. She was simply crying her eyes out, poor thing. She'd been seedy and gone to the doctor's. And he told her ...
John.
What you might really have foreseen.
Basil.
Yes.... She was quite hysterical. She said she didn't know what to do nor where to go. And she was in an awful funk about her people. She said she'd kill herself.
John.
[Drily.] Naturally she was very much upset.
Basil.
I felt the only thing I could do was to ask her to marry me. And when I saw the joy that came into her poor, tear-stained face I knew I'd done the right thing.
[There is a pause. John walks up and down, then stops suddenly and turns to Basil.
John.
Have you thought that you, who've never needed to economise, will have to look at every shilling you spend? You've always been careless with your money, and what you've had you've flung about freely.
Basil.
[Shrugging his shoulders.] If I have to submit to nothing worse than going without a lot of useless luxuries, I really don't think I need complain.
John.
But you can't afford to keep a wife and an increasing family.
Basil.
I suppose I can make money as well as other men.
John.
By writing books?
Basil.
I shall set to work to earn my living at the Bar. Up till now I've never troubled myself.
John.
I don't know any man less fit than you for the dreary waiting and the drudgery of the Bar.
Basil.
We shall see.
John.
And what d'you think your friends will say to your marrying—a barmaid?
Basil.
[Contemptuously.] I don't care two straws for my friends.
John.
That's pleasant for them. You know, men and women without end have snapped their fingers at society and laughed at it, and for a while thought they had the better of it. But all the time society was quietly smiling up its sleeve, and suddenly it put out an iron hand—and scrunched them up.
Basil.
[Shrugging his shoulders.] It only means that a few snobs will cut me.
John.
Not you—your wife.
Basil.
I'm not such a cad as to go to a house where I can't take my wife.
John.
But you're the last man in the world to give up these things. There's nothing you enjoy more than going to dinner-parties and staying in country houses. Women's smiles are the very breath of your nostrils.
Basil.
You talk of me as if I were a tame cat. I don't want to brag, John, but after all, I've shown that I'm fit for something in this world. I went to the Cape because I thought it was my duty. I intend to marry Jenny for the same reason.
John.
[Seriously.] Will you answer me one question—on your honour?
Basil.
Yes.
John.
Are you in love with her?
Basil.
[After a pause.] No.
John.
[Passionately.] Then, by God, you have no right to marry her. A man has no right to marry a woman for pity. It's a cruel thing to do. You can only end by making yourself and her entirely wretched.
Basil.
I can't break the poor girl's heart.
John.
You don't know what marriage is. Even with two people who are devoted to one another, who have the same interests and belong to the same class, it's sometimes almost unbearable. Marriage is the most terrible thing in the world unless passion makes it absolutely inevitable.
Basil.
My marriage is absolutely inevitable—for another reason.
John.
You talk as if such things had never happened before.
Basil.
Oh, I know, they happen every day. It's no business of the man's. And as for the girl, let her throw herself in the river. Let her go to the deuce, and be hanged to her.
John.
Nonsense. She can be provided for. It only needs a little discretion—and no one will be a ha'porth the wiser, nor she a ha'porth the worse.
Basil.
But it's not a matter of people knowing. It's a matter of honour.
John.
[Opening his eyes.] And where precisely did the honour come in when you...?
Basil.
Good heavens, I'm a man like any other. I have passions as other men have.
John.
[Gravely.] My dear Basil, I wouldn't venture to judge you. But I think it's rather late in the day to set up for a moralist.
Basil.
D'you think I've not regretted what I did? It's easy enough afterwards to say that I should have resisted. The world would be a Sunday School if we were all as level-headed at night as we are next morning.
John.
[Shaking his head.] After all, it's only a very regrettable incident due to your youth and—want of innocence.
Basil.
[With vehement seriousness.] I may have acted like a cur. I don't know. I acted as I suppose every other man would. But now I have a plain duty before me, and, by God, I mean to do it.
John.
Don't you realise that you've only one life and that mistakes are irreparable? People play with life as if it were a game of chess in which they can try this move and that, and when they get into a muddle, sweep the board clear and begin again.
Basil.
But life is a game of chess in which one is always beaten. Death sits on the other side of the board, and for every move he has a counter-move. And for all your deep-laid schemes he has a parry.
John.
But if at the end Death always mates you, the fight is surely worth the fighting. Don't handicap yourself at the beginning by foolish quixotry. Life is so full. It has so much to offer, and you're throwing away almost everything that makes it worth the trouble.
Basil.
[Gravely.] Jenny would kill herself if I didn't marry her.
John.
You don't seriously think she'd do that. People don't commit suicide so easily, you know.
Basil.
You've thought of a great deal, John—you've not thought of the child. I can't let the child skulk into the world like a thief. Let him come in openly and lawfully. And let him go through the world with an honest name. Good heavens, the world's bad enough without fettering him all his life with a hideous stigma.
John.
Oh, my dear Basil ...
Basil.
[Interrupting.] You can bring forward a thousand objections, but nothing alters the fact that, under the circumstances, there's only one way open to a man of honour.
John.
[Drily.] Well, it's a way that may do credit to your heart, but scarcely to your understanding.
Basil.
I thought you'd see at once that I was doing the only possible thing.
John.
My dear Basil, you talk of pity, and you talk of duty, but are you sure there's anything more in it than vanity? You've set yourself up on a sort of moral pinnacle. Are you sure you don't admire your own heroism a little too much?
Basil.
[With a good-natured smile.] Does it look so petty as that in your eyes? After all, it's only common morality.
John.
[Impatiently.] But, my dear chap, its absurd to act according to an unrealisable ideal in a world that's satisfied with the second-rate. You're tendering bank-notes to African savages, among whom cowrie shells are common coin.
Basil.
[Smiling.] I don't know what you mean.
John.
Society has made its own decalogue, a code that's just fit for middling people who are not very good and not very wicked. But Society punishes you equally if your actions are higher than its ideal or lower.
Basil.
Sometimes it makes a god of you when you're dead.
John.
But it takes precious good care to crucify you when you're alive.
[There is a knock at the door, and Mrs. Griggs comes in.
Mrs. Griggs.
Some more visitors, Sir.
Basil.
Show 'em in. [To John] It's Jenny. She said she was coming to tea.
John.
[With a smile.] Oh, the cake was for her, was it? Would you like me to go?
Basil.
Not unless you choose. Do you suppose I'm ashamed?
John.
I thought, after all you've told me, you might not care for me to see her.
[Jenny Bush and her brother James come in. She is very pretty, with delicate features and a beautiful complexion: her fair hair is abundant and very elaborately arranged. She is dressed smartly, rather showily. It is the usual type of barmaid, or tea-girl, a shade more refined perhaps than the common run. Her manners are unobjectionable, but not those of a gentlewoman. James is a young man with clean-shaven face and a sharp expression. He is over-dressed in a very horsey manner, and is distinctly more vulgar than his sister. He talks English with a cockney accent, not invariably dropping his aitches, but only now and then. He is over cordial and over genial.
Jenny.
[Going up to Basil.] I'm awfully late, I couldn't come before.
James.
[Jocosely.] Don't mind me. Give 'im a kiss, old tart.
Jenny.
Oh, I brought my brother Jimmie to see you.
Basil.
[Shaking hands.] How d'you do?
James.
Nicely, thanks. Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Jenny.
[Looking at John and suddenly recognising him.]
Well, I never! If that isn't old John Halliwell. I didn't expect to see you. This is a treat.
John.
How d'you do?
Jenny.
What are you doing here?
John.
I've been having a cup of tea with Basil.
Jenny.
[Looking at the tea-things.] D'you always drink out of three cups at once?
John.
My wife has been here—and her sister.
Jenny.
Oh, I see. Fancy your being married. How d'you like it?
John.
All right, thanks.
[Basil pours out a cup of tea, and during the following speeches gives Jenny milk and sugar and cake.
James.
People say it wants a bit of gettin' used to.
John.
Mr. Bush, you're a philosopher.
James.
Well, I will say this for myself, you'd want to get up early in the morning to catch me nappin'. I didn't catch your name.
John.
Halliwell.
James.
'Alliwell?
John.
[Emphasising the H.] Halliwell.
James.
That's what I say—'Alliwell. I knew a fellow in the meat trade called 'Alliwell. Any relation?
John.
I don't think so.
James.
Fine business 'e 'ad too. There's a rare lot of money to be made out of meat.
John.
I dare say.
Jenny.
[To John.] It is a long time since I've seen you. I suppose you've quietened down now you're a married man. You were a hot 'un when you was a bachelor.
James.
[Facetiously.] Don't make 'im blush, Jenny. Accidents will 'appen in the best regulated families. And boys will be boys, as they say in the Bible.
John.
I think I must be off, Basil.
James.
Well, I'll be toddlin' too. I only come in just to say 'ow d'you do to my future brother-in-law. I'm a fellow as likes to be cordial. There's no 'aughtiness about me.
Basil.
[Politely, but not effusively.] Oh; won't you stay and have some tea?
James.
No, thanks. I'm not much of an 'and at tea; I leave that to females. I like something stronger myself.
Jenny.
[Remonstrating.] Jimmie!
Basil.
I have some whisky, Mr. Bush.
James.
Oh, blow the Mister and blow the Bush. Call me Jimmie. I can't stand ceremony. The way I look on it is this. We're both of us gentlemen. Now, mind you, I'm not a fellow to praise myself. But I will say this: I am a gentleman. That's not self-praise, is it?
John.
Dear me, no. Mere statement of fact.
James.
Well, as I was saying, I know I'm a gentleman. It's a thing you can't 'elp, so what's the good of being proud about it? If I meet a chap in a pub, and he invites me to have a drink, I don't ask him if he's a Lord.
Basil.
But you just take it.
James.
Well, you'd do the same yourself, wouldn't you?
Basil.
I dare say. But will you have a drink now?
James.
Oh, bless you, I know what it is to be engaged. I don't want to disturb you canary-birds. Me and 'Alliwell 'll go and have a gargle round the corner. I see you've got a public nice and 'andy. [To John.] I suppose you're not above goin' in there now and again, eh?
Jenny.
[With a laugh.] He came into the "Golden Crown" every day of his life, and chance it!
John.
I'm afraid I'm in a great hurry.
James.
'Ang it all, one's always got time to have a drop of Scotch in this life.
Basil.
[To James, handing him the box.] Well, take a cigar with you.
James.
[Taking and examining one.] If you are so pressing. Villar y Villar.... What do they run you in a hundred?
Basil.
They were given to me, I really don't know what they cost. [He lights a match.] Won't you take the label off?
James.
Not if I know it. I don't smoke a Villar y Villar every day, but when I do, I smoke it with the label on.
Jenny.
[Laughing.] Jimmie, you are a caution!
John.
[Shaking hands with Jenny.] Good-bye and—my best wishes.
Jenny.
Thanks. You didn't expect I'd marry Basil when I used to mix cocktails for you in the "Golden Crown," did you?
James.
Come on, 'Alliwell. Don't stop there gassing. You'll only disturb the canary-birds. So long, old tart, see you later. Ta-ta, Basil, old man.
Basil.
Good-bye—Jimmie.
[John Halliwell and James go out, Jenny goes up to Basil impulsively.
Jenny.
Kiss me. [He kisses her, smiling.] There! Now I can sit down quietly and talk. How d'you like my brother?
Basil.
Oh—I hardly know him yet. He seems very amiable.
Jenny.
He's not a bad sort when you know him. He's just like my mother.
Basil.
[Raising his brows.] Is he? And—is your father like that too?
Jenny.
Well, you know, Pa hasn't had the education that Jimmie's had. Jimmie was at a boarding-school at Margate.
Basil.
Was he?
Jenny.
You were at a boarding-school, too, weren't you?
Basil.
[Smiling.] Yes, I was at Harrow.
Jenny.
Ah, you don't get the fine air at Harrow that you get at Margate.
Basil.
Shall I put down your cup?
Jenny.
[Placing it on a table.] Oh, thanks, it's all right. Come and sit by me, Basil.
Basil.
[Seating himself on the arm of her chair.] There.
Jenny.
[Taking his hand.] I'm so glad we're alone. I should like to be alone with you all my life. You do love me, don't you, Basil?
Basil.
Yes.
Jenny.
Much?
Basil.
[Smiling.] Yes.
Jenny.
I'm so glad. Oh, I don't know what I should do if you didn't love me. If you hadn't been kind to me I should have thrown myself in the river.
Basil.
What nonsense you talk.
Jenny.
I mean it.
[He passes his hand affectionately over her hair.
Jenny.
Oh, you are so good, Basil. I'm so proud of you. I shall be so proud to be your wife.
Basil.
[Gravely.] Don't think too well of me Jenny.
Jenny.
[With a laugh.] I'm not afraid of that. You're brave and you're clever and you're a professional man, and you're everything.
Basil.
You foolish child.
Jenny.
[Passionately.] I can't tell you how much I love you.
Basil.
I'll try with all my might to be a good husband to you, Jenny.
[She flings her arms round his neck and they kiss one another.
End of the First Act.
