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Scam love letter
ОглавлениеYoung lady (fill in the necessary), after 2 days of unrequited love for you, I finally understood…
That everything that happened between us and will happen is only a part of that unrequited accident, whose name in many languages of the world still sounds as consonant and charming as your smile:
“Meile”.
So, I, a Scottish by birth, Lithuanian, by the will of fate, promise and undertake:
1) Always be interested in your well-being and health
2) Find you wherever you are and under whatever nickname you are hiding
3) Sing your smile in odes and choral chants (as well as in the blues of the Scottish and North British tradition)
4) Do not compromise you in any way, either verbally or in writing, be it Fuisbuk, Kontakte or Odnopassniki
If all of the above still leaves the slightest shadow of doubt in you, be confident in yourself and do not look at others:
We do not win!
Always yours,
Quest Tamil Junior
(Qwest Tamil Jr.)