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A representative of various Jewish concessions and communities, Sofya Zlikovna Koshman, sat in the reception room of Ilyich, waiting for an appointment. All members of the Politburo were already in the waiting room, knowing that at 9: 45 a.m. Ilyich was drinking tea, letting go of the belt on his trousers, scratching his beard, and looking in the mirror. When the hands on the clock showed 10—00, you could go in without knocking.

But Sophia, who was waiting for an appointment on the recommendation of the proletarian writer Maxim Gorky, made adjustments to the established order. In addition, leyba Bronstein shot first with his left and then with his right eye, spoke incoherently to an unknown guest, and Apfelbaum-Zinoviev brazenly asked where the guest got so many diamonds and whether she would blind the leader of the world revolution during the conversation. All this indicated that the guest is not an easy visitor. If there was any whispering about it, it was only in whispers, and then hints and even signs on the fingers. There was no doubt that the guest would be the first to enter Ilyich’s office and dazzle him with her attire.

As soon as the hands on the clock approached ten, Leiba went into the office of the leader of the peoples, but something suspiciously quickly left. He looked so confused and almost wet that everyone thought that Ilyich had thrown him out of the office with a Bang, depriving him not only of conversation, but of a caustic remark, for which he was an inimitable master.

And Sophia, in a gorgeous dress that trailed on the floor, was smiling, trying to talk to anyone, even though she knew only Bronstein Trotsky personally.

Trotsky, looking straight at her, uttered a short sentence in a loud voice so that everyone could hear:

– The chief of the peoples is waiting for you, and … and then, after the interview, I would like to meet you alone, my goddess.”

As always, believing that all the charms would go to him, the commander of divisions of the red army, he fought not with the lady who already nested in his heart, but with time that stretched out on its own. Apfelbaum even grabbed the end of her dress, which was dragging on the carpet, but Sophie had a hard look that said, get off me, pygmies.

Leyba managed to open the door, leaned forward, banging his forehead on the door jamb, and Sofia went with a Royal gait into the study, where a stuffed animal sat in the semi-darkness, scratching his bald head with dirty nails. She kept wanting to give him the reticule and didn’t know how to do it. Finally, the reticule itself fell from his hands, and Ilyich involuntarily screamed: bomb, terrorism, save!

But no one heard his voice. Sophia was forced to bend down and open her purse, and the diamond flashed all over the office, blinding the small, evil eyes of the leader of the peoples.

– You are so careful that it borders on…, it is better to abstain. Let me sit down, ZUZIK, as the Germans call you.

– Oh, there is more wealth here than all the members of the Politburo!

“You’re funny, Leiba, I need a dick, not a dick. I’m not as depraved as you think. This is just a piece of what belongs to our family.

– I will give it to the diamond Fund, which is the envy of our outstanding member Katznelson-Sverdlov Yankel.

“Come on, n will take it. This diamond is worth 500 kilograms of gold.

– Where did you get this?” Why didn’t the Bolsheviks expropriate?

– Why?” I give it to you. Your father gives it to you. He runs the Petrograd banks.

– Already Leningrad, lady. What is your name, may I ask? It seems… it seems that you, you, and not I, are leading the attack, and this is arch important and arch dangerous. What are your and your father’s requirements?

– My father is a Jew Koshman – banks and I’m Jewish Sophia Serikovna Koshman, not married, not belong to any party. We have a request, not a demand. Do not offend the Jews, do not kill them, do not take away their property. If the Jews are rich, then the country is rich. I don’t think you want to have a poor country. Besides, are you a Jew yourself, or are you a Jew like all your colleagues who have renounced their faith and their names? – A little bit, a little bit. So what? The Soviet government liquidates nationality as such. Every gussky du … AK will henceforth be a b-Soviet person.

Lenin sat in a massive leather chair and stroked his bald head with the palm of his right hand.

– Volodya, I did not think that you have changed so much, become so cautious, and this is called cowardice in Yiddish. This is a gift from our family. And I am delegated by all the Jewish communities. What can I say to them, because the Jews, called from all over Europe, are helping you to create lawlessness in the land that you so easily captured.

“They are proletarians. AZ will repay. As soon as we establish socialism in Russia, we will move to Poland, Germany, France, and so on.

And he suddenly smiled, seeing and appreciating her beauty.

– Um, I have Inessa-a beautiful woman, but this… what’s your name?” We could get along. My body begins to react, I become stronger, younger, new ideas appear, revolutionary, proleta … sian. Yes ZD…and with all … Naya socialist … evolution. But first, why are you here, what do you want, what are your requests for such a beautiful Jewish woman? I must admit, this is the first time I’ve seen such a Desdemona. Come on, cut my bald head off. Where to go. Every man is weak.

– Vladimir Ilyich, are you a Jew? you didn’t answer that question.

– There’s a little something, but why?”

– Why did you declare the nationalization of banks and make all the Jews of the country poor? Our family and I are ruined. Where do we go now? With your hand outstretched? So I came to you and held out my hand. It seems that the Jews are not the last of your robbers, who are popularly called Jews. Is everyone like that in your Politburo?

– They are all hussars, and I am the most hussar among these tailless apes. And when we begin to liberate Germany and then England, I will be a German and then an Englishman. Why? Yes, because the Bolsheviks renounce nationality as such. Now we will not have a Russian holder, but a Soviet person. And for my Politburo members, it doesn’t matter. Now they are all Soviet, and tomorrow they will be Soviet people.

And now for the Jews. All Jews are my friends. They were the first to rush to the liberation of the Hussite proletariat even before the Latvians. And I bet on them, but … and this is very important. For me, Jews are only those who participate in the revolution. The rest … are subject to liquidation as capitalists. Who is your father and his ilk? Exploiters, capitalists, enemies of the proletariat. And you want me to make an exception for him. And I can’t do that. This is my universal postulate-to kill the haves, make everyone equal, eliminate the family, destroy faith in God and believe only in Marxism, and since…, then believe in me – Lenin, the God of the planet Earth.

“Enough! I don’t want to listen to you anymore. You are a real idiot…since the days of king David. I will pass on our conversation to all the Jews and they will hate you.

– Well, don’t be so vindictive. Given your strength and male weakness, I can, and my party, can condescend to not touch your Jewish prayer services and institutions… while the Jewish ones are all subject to destruction. As for your father and your family in General, do the following. Your father-gives all his wealth to the cause of the revolution, the cause of the people, and you dress up as a red army soldier and take up the post of nurse. You will treat the wounded red army men, and I will appoint Panu as the chief of the NKVD of the city of Moscow, where I am going together with my colleagues to make this city the capital of the socialist state. When we meet you on the battlefields, I will award you the Order of the red banner of Labor, like the revolutionary Zalkind.

– You don’t know our Countrywoman. A countrywoman is an outstanding revolutionary. She deserved the order. It proved that you can make revolutions not only with language, but also with an automatic machine. In my letters, I demanded this from the red commanders, but they did not always listen. Practice shows – — the chief finished the monologue and as if accidentally pressed the call button, all his colleagues sitting in the waiting room were alarmed, suddenly thinking that something unusual, terrible had happened and rushed to the chief’s office, crowding each other.

– What happened, great one, wise one?” Katznelson, a small, dead man, piped in a trembling voice. – Why did you press the alarm button, and your visitor has not yet left? And she’s … an unknown person. Comrade Bronstein is to blame, all contributed to it enter your office.

“Calm Down, Yankel. This lady came here at the request of our friend, our proletarian writer Maxim Gorky, whom we can not send to Italy for a vacation. He’s writing a book about me, and it’s called Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.

“As soon as it’s finished, give it to me,” Dzerzhinsky said.

Sonia sat and cried, she saw no one, heard no one. The verdict on her, her father, and all rich Jews was passed by the Jew Lenin, who had long ago given up his faith after being struck down by infidels.

– Leiba, escort lady, and a diamond to give goskhran Brands of Katznelson – Sverdlov, let it apehodet. Leyba was so overjoyed that he stumbled as he went to offer his hand to the weeping lady. But Sonia got up herself and waved her hand to indicate that she didn’t need any help.

Lenin sat with his head in his hands, and all the members of the Politburo also put their heads in their hands, taking up their soft leather chairs. When Lenin released his bald head and began to drill everyone with his small eyes, everyone came to life waiting for news. But Lenin remained suspiciously silent for a long time, and then sneezed twice and said:

“Let’s get to work.” I will inform you of the purpose of this extravagant lady’s visit when I come to my senses.

A representative of various Jewish communities, Sofia Zlikovna Koshman, was sitting in Lenin’s waiting room, waiting for an appointment. Many members of the Politburo were also sitting in the waiting room. the clock showed 9— 45 am. At this time, Ilyich finished his tea, let go of the belt on his trousers, scratched his beard and looked in the mirror, and only then, when the hands were drawn up to ten, sat down in the chair and pressed the alarm button. In the waiting room, everyone was worried, not whispering, and everyone was thinking about their first sentence. And Sophia, in a gorgeous dress that trailed on the floor, was smiling, trying to talk to anyone, even though she knew only Bronstein Trotsky personally.

Trotsky drew his chair closer, closed his eyes, because the diamond necklace blinded his eyes, and the appearance of the guest deprived him of reason and correct orientation, but he dared to hint at the strawberry, believing that all its charms were reserved for Ilyich, the leader of all workers. She kept wanting to give him the reticule and didn’t know how to do it. At last the reticule fell out of his hands, and Leiba immediately picked it up and handed it to his mistress.

– Oh, this is the wealth of all the Politburo members!

“You’re funny, Leiba, I need a dick, not a dick. I’m not as depraved as you think. This is just a piece of what belongs to our family.

This was another blow to the brain and Leiba already prepared a phrase, but this phrase was not destined to stun the guest. The light bulb lit up, you could enter the king of ancient times. But Sophia was in no hurry. Trotsky broke the dark reign.

“Comrades of the Lord! I suggest that our great guest, the daughter of our friend, wealthy friend, sponsor of all the rabbis of Koshman Zelik Sofya, be admitted to a business meeting with the leader of the peoples. Everyone nodded their heads in agreement, and Sophie said casually:

“Introduce me, Leiba, a friend of our family.

Leiba immediately jumped up and disappeared through the massive door, but something suspiciously quickly reappeared.

– The genius of all mankind is waiting for you, please, “he said, and opened the front door.

Sophie got up and went with a Regal gait to the chief’s office. Lenin sat in a massive leather chair and stroked his bald head with the palm of his right hand. She stopped right in front of the chair, kissed his bald head, and left the reticule on the table just below his chin.

– Is that a bomb?” Lenin said, and leaned back in his massive chair. “Dzerzhinsky, where the hell are you?”

– Volodya, I didn’t think you were so careful, and this is called cowardice in Yiddish. It’s a gift from our family. And I am delegated by all the Jewish communities. However, Yes, I’ll show you.

She immediately got up from her chair, opened her bag, and took out a thousand-carat diamond. Lenin narrowed his eyes so as not to lose sight.

– Yes, it should be nationalized and transferred to the Germans…for support, for…

And he suddenly smiled, seeing and appreciating her beauty.

– Vladimir Ilyich, are you a Jew?

– There’s a little something, but why?”

“Enough! I don’t want to listen to you anymore. You are a real idiot…since the days of king David. I will pass on our conversation to all the Jews and they will hate you.

– I’ve heard of the red fury. She’s senile. You want to make the Jews the killers of Russian? Neither my father nor I, nor any other Jews, will agree to this. You have gathered renegades around you and made them murderers. However, this was easy to do. – You don’t know our Countrywoman. A countrywoman is an outstanding revolutionary. She deserved the order. It proved that you can make revolutions not only with language, but also with an automatic machine. In my letters, I demanded this from the red commanders, but they did not always listen. Practice shows – — the chief finished the monologue and as if accidentally pressed the call button, all his colleagues sitting in the waiting room were alarmed, suddenly thinking that something unusual, terrible had happened and rushed to the chief’s office, crowding each other.

“As soon as it’s finished, give it to me,” Dzerzhinsky said.

– Leiba, escort lady, and a diamond to give goskhran Brands of Katznelson – Sverdlov, let it apehodet.

Leyba was so overjoyed that he stumbled as he went to offer his hand to the weeping lady. But Sonia got up herself and waved her hand to indicate that she didn’t need any help.

“Let’s get to work.” I will inform you of the purpose of this extravagant lady’s visit when I come to my senses.

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