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These are what you get if you live near a pub or a restaurant and never clean the kitchen or living room. They may be a source of amusement for a while and the Crispin Glovers among you might protest that they’re living beings with as much right to life as humans, but bear in mind these fuckers carry myriad diseases that can kill you. If you let them live they will breed and then you will be charged about £300 by a pest control service who will douse your house with poison. Maybe they’ll kill some of the rats but they won’t stop the stench of their decomposing bodies that’ll start coming through your floorboards for the next nine months. Suuur-WEET!