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EARL JOYCE he was a kind old party

Whom nothing ever could put out,

Though eighty-two, he still was hearty,

Excepting as regarded gout.

He had one unexampled daughter,

The LADY MINNIE-HAHA JOYCE,

Fair MINNIE-HAHA, “Laughing Water,”

So called from her melodious voice.

By Nature planned for lover-capture,

Her beauty every heart assailed;

The good old nobleman with rapture

Observed how widely she prevailed

Aloof from all the lordly flockings

Of titled swells who worshipped her,

There stood, in pumps and cotton stockings,

One humble lover—OLIVER.

He was no peer by Fortune petted,

His name recalled no bygone age;

He was no lordling coronetted—

Alas! he was a simple page!

With vain appeals he never bored her,

But stood in silent sorrow by—

He knew how fondly he adored her,

And knew, alas! how hopelessly!

Well grounded by a village tutor

In languages alive and past,

He’d say unto himself, “Knee-suitor,

Oh, do not go beyond your last!”

But though his name could boast no handle,

He could not every hope resign;

As moths will hover round a candle,

So hovered he about her shrine.

The brilliant candle dazed the moth well:

One day she sang to her Papa

The air that MARIE sings with BOTHWELL

In NEIDERMEYER’S opera.

(Therein a stable boy, it’s stated,

Devoutly loved a noble dame,

Who ardently reciprocated

His rather injudicious flame.)

And then, before the piano closing

(He listened coyly at the door),

She sang a song of her composing—

I give one verse from half a score:

BALLAD

Why, pretty page, art ever sighing?

Is sorrow in thy heartlet lying?

Come, set a-ringing

Thy laugh entrancing,

And ever singing

And ever dancing.

Ever singing, Tra! la! la!

Ever dancing, Tra! la! la!

Ever singing, ever dancing,

Ever singing, Tra! la! la!

He skipped for joy like little muttons,

He danced like Esmeralda’s kid.

(She did not mean a boy in buttons,

Although he fancied that she did.)

Poor lad! convinced he thus would win her,

He wore out many pairs of soles;

He danced when taking down the dinner—

He danced when bringing up the coals.

He danced and sang (however laden)

With his incessant “Tra! la! la!”

Which much surprised the noble maiden,

And puzzled even her Papa.

He nourished now his flame and fanned it,

He even danced at work below.

The upper servants wouldn’t stand it,

And BOWLES the butler told him so.

At length on impulse acting blindly,

His love he laid completely bare;

The gentle Earl received him kindly

And told the lad to take a chair.

“Oh, sir,” the suitor uttered sadly,

“Don’t give your indignation vent;

I fear you think I’m acting madly,

Perhaps you think me insolent?”

The kindly Earl repelled the notion;

His noble bosom heaved a sigh,

His fingers trembled with emotion,

A tear stood in his mild blue eye:

For, oh! the scene recalled too plainly

The half-forgotten time when he,

A boy of nine, had worshipped vainly

A governess of forty-three!

“My boy,” he said, in tone consoling,

“Give up this idle fancy—do—

The song you heard my daughter trolling

Did not, indeed, refer to you.

“I feel for you, poor boy, acutely;

I would not wish to give you pain;

Your pangs I estimate minutely,—

I, too, have loved, and loved in vain.

“But still your humble rank and station

For MINNIE surely are not meet”—

He said much more in conversation

Which it were needless to repeat.

Now I’m prepared to bet a guinea,

Were this a mere dramatic case,

The page would have eloped with MINNIE,

But, no—he only left his place.

The simple Truth is my detective,

With me Sensation can’t abide;

The Likely beats the mere Effective,

And Nature is my only guide.