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Scene 3

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An ante-chamber in the palace.

Enter Chamberlain and SANDS

Chamberlain

Is't possible the spells of France should juggle

Men into such strange mysteries?

SANDS

New customs,

Though they be never so ridiculous,Nay, let 'em be unmanly, yet are follow'd.

Chamberlain

As far as I see, all the good our English

Have got by the late voyage is but merelyA fit or two o' the face; but they are shrewd ones;For when they hold 'em, you would swear directlyTheir very noses had been counsellorsTo Pepin or Clotharius, they keep state so.

SANDS

They have all new legs, and lame ones: one would take it,

That never saw 'em pace before, the spavinOr springhalt reign'd among 'em.

Chamberlain

Death! my lord,

Their clothes are after such a pagan cut too,That, sure, they've worn out Christendom.

Enter LOVELL

How now!

What news, Sir Thomas Lovell?

LOVELL

Faith, my lord,

I hear of none, but the new proclamationThat's clapp'd upon the court-gate.

Chamberlain

What is't for?

LOVELL

The reformation of our travell'd gallants,

That fill the court with quarrels, talk, and tailors.

Chamberlain

I'm glad 'tis there: now I would pray our monsieurs

To think an English courtier may be wise,And never see the Louvre.

LOVELL

They must either,

For so run the conditions, leave those remnantsOf fool and feather that they got in France,With all their honourable point of ignorancePertaining thereunto, as fights and fireworks,Abusing better men than they can be,Out of a foreign wisdom, renouncing cleanThe faith they have in tennis, and tall stockings,Short blister'd breeches, and those types of travel,And understand again like honest men;Or pack to their old playfellows: there, I take it,They may, 'cum privilegio,' wear awayThe lag end of their lewdness and be laugh'd at.

SANDS

'Tis time to give 'em physic, their diseases

Are grown so catching.

Chamberlain

What a loss our ladies

Will have of these trim vanities!

LOVELL

Ay, marry,

There will be woe indeed, lords: the sly whoresonsHave got a speeding trick to lay down ladies;A French song and a fiddle has no fellow.

SANDS

The devil fiddle 'em! I am glad they are going,

For, sure, there's no converting of 'em: nowAn honest country lord, as I am, beatenA long time out of play, may bring his plainsongAnd have an hour of hearing; and, by'r lady,Held current music too.

Chamberlain

Well said, Lord Sands;

Your colt's tooth is not cast yet.

SANDS

No, my lord;

Nor shall not, while I have a stump.

Chamberlain

Sir Thomas,

Whither were you a-going?

LOVELL

To the cardinal's:

Your lordship is a guest too.

Chamberlain

O, 'tis true:

This night he makes a supper, and a great one,To many lords and ladies; there will beThe beauty of this kingdom, I'll assure you.

LOVELL

That churchman bears a bounteous mind indeed,

A hand as fruitful as the land that feeds us;His dews fall every where.

Chamberlain

No doubt he's noble;

He had a black mouth that said other of him.

SANDS

He may, my lord; has wherewithal: in him

Sparing would show a worse sin than ill doctrine:Men of his way should be most liberal;They are set here for examples.

Chamberlain

True, they are so:

But few now give so great ones. My barge stays;Your lordship shall along. Come, good Sir Thomas,We shall be late else; which I would not be,For I was spoke to, with Sir Henry GuildfordThis night to be comptrollers.

SANDS

I am your lordship's.

Exeunt

King Henry the Eighth

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