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45 Press play on Track 10.

46 Listen to.

47 Biographical shorthand for: alcoholic.

48 I just did a click with my fingers.

49 He explained that this was ‘radio tradition’, and I diligently kept the practice up until years later at Radio 4, when I was challenged about the existence of Wetwipple Dog Track. A subsequent BBC disciplinary was only made bearable by the presence of the kindest BBC HR adviser to ever discipline me. NB – false greyhound racing results are not a radio tradition.

50 I once retorted with ‘Alright! Keep your hair on!’ (He has chronic alopecia.) He wasn’t that impressed.

51 Press play on Track 11.

52 ‘Bi-monthly’ is a funny word. Twice a month or once every two months? In this case, it depended on audience demand. Mainly the latter.

53 Dickie Davies.

54 Elton Welsby.

55 Barry Davies.

56 Tony Gubba.

57 My words. Her agreement.