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So I was listening to Steven Wright, the comedian, the other night while I wasn’t working on this book. And he said, “I’m writing a book. I have the page numbers done, now I just have to fill in the rest.”

It’s like being inside the tightest, softest ass of the hardest, hottest guy and not being able to cum. It’s like you should be able to, you do it all the time, and this is definitely a hot situation. But it’s just not rising up your shaft. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why can’t you blow this load?

So now I finally understand writer’s block. This book probably would’ve been out sooner but it’s not that easy to write a whole book. And it’s not like writing my blog; like with the book I have to actually be good. People have to want to read all—or at least most—of it and I have to hold their interest and shit. The pressure is intense. Talk about performance anxiety….