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There are a lot of people in this book. It was a reunion so I met up with a bunch of people from the past and I also talked about the people in my regular, current life. So here’s a little list of the players so that if you’re reading and you’re like—Wait, who the fuck is that again?—you can look back and find out here. They’re in no particular order, so you’ll just have to wade through.

Lizzie: She’s my best friend. We went to college together and still talk every day and see each other all the time. She’s straight and kind of single and she’s really pretty.

Tommy: He’s my other best friend. He also went to college with us and the three of us—Tommy, Lizzie, and I—all went up to reunion together. He’s like my partner in crime and we spend a lot of time together. And oh yeah, sometimes we hook up with each other, but just for the sex.

Bram: Bram is the guy I’m dating at the time I wrote the book and went to the reunion. We weren’t like strict or monogamous or anything yet, but we had a thing. Anyway, he didn’t go to college with us but you’ll read a little about him.

Geoff: Geoff went to college with us and dated Tommy during our junior year. We haven’t been in touch with him since graduation.

Dave: Straight as a nail and sexy as a naked rugby team, I had an intense crush on him and was kind of in love with him a little too. Tommy, Lizzie, and I were all really good friends with Dave. Over the past few years we’d all lost touch with him.

Zoe: A shameless self-promoter, we were friendly in college. Lizzie is still friends with her and I talk to her sporadically. She’s had worse than bad luck with men and with Zoe there is always a story.

Jack: Jack was the one true love of my life. We went out for about a year and then things went wrong. He went to school with us also but was older and not part of our reunion class. Currently, he’s dating a twink named Andrew.

Dylan: He was the campus drug dealer who we were hoping would still be good for a score. A nice guy, friends with everyone; we heard about him a lot but didn’t really keep in touch after graduation.

Andrew: He’s some skinny, young twink with incredibly important hair who is dating Jack. He didn’t go to school with us; in fact, he might have been in diapers at the time.

Coach Donnelly: The very hot and straight coach of the college tennis team. I played on the team in college. And I lusted after him.

Thad Newland: Thad was a pompous, absurdly rich asshole who was friends with Lizzie—and by extension distantly friendly with me—back when we were in school. We don’t really keep in touch with him but Lizzie follows his life in the society pages and in posh magazines.

Liza: The self-crowned princess of our college, Liza thought she was the shit. She was friendlier with Lizzie than with me, and Tommy doesn’t like her at all. She was on the girls’ tennis team freshman year and she also thought the coach was smoking hot. Lizzie still keeps in touch with her.

John Doyle: A hot, fun guy who also played on the tennis team with me. We were all friends with him but none of us kept in touch with him after college—on purpose. He’s now married to a sweet moron.