Читать книгу Grasshopper Jungle - William Hughes, Andrew Smith - Страница 6
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Kimber Drive • Fixing Feet • Louis Asks a Rhetorical Question • There’s Blood on Your Spam • Grant Wallace Murdered Me • What Made This Country Great • Shann’s New Old House • Going Somewhere You Shouldn’t Go • Robby’s Volcano • Doors That Go Somewhere; Doors That Go Nowhere • Curfew • Stupid People Should Never Read Books • The Death-Ray Gun • Robby Could Have Been a Preacher • Never Name a Pizza Joint Stan’s • If You Ever Want to Get Shot in Ealing • The Trapdoor • Hungry Jack • Johnny’s Things • Two-Headed Boy • Blue Light • Priorities • Hell Breaks Loose • History Is Full of Shit
Palindromes • A Bath, a Shave, and Modesty • Johnny and Ollie • The Patch Job • Say Please • A Snapshot • Haggled • The Boy in the Glass • Skating and Kayaking • Eden Five Needs You • An Awful Lot of Math • Tally-Ho! • The Inner Tomb • And Here’s Number Five • Taking Drags • A Visitor Comes and Goes • The Thing in the Cornfield
A Tough Day at Curtis Crane Lutheran Academy • Bugs Do Two Things • A Gift from Johnny McKeon • Shann Calls • My Mom’s Little Blue Kayaks • Pages from History • School Prayers • The Vice President’s Balls • Modern-Day Nightingales • Shann, the Horny Polish Kid, and Satan • Four Photographs • The President’s Sperm • The Virgin Saint and His Ward • The Diving Bell • The Popular Girl • Welcome to Eden • Some Kind of Sign • Gimme Shelter • The Dragon Parade • Soup from Paint Cans • Gideon’s Breeding Rights • The Queen of the Universe • The Library and the New Tally-Ho! • Ventilator Blues • Something Always Happens While Someone Else Dances • Lucky, in Polish Boy Names • Movie Night in Eden • The Good Doctor Accounts for History • Unstoppable Corn! Unstoppable Corn! • Three of Five • The Orphan Felek
PART FOUR: THE END OF THE WORLD
We, the New Humans • Last Legs • Davy Crockett and Daniel Boone Never Wore Coonskin Caps • Garlic, Dr Pepper, and Crystal Meth • Clickety Clickety • On the Roof Again • Denny Drayton Has a Gun, Motherfucker • Exile in Eden • A Chance Meeting under a Portrait of a Presbyterian, or, Calvin Coolidge’s Canoe • A Most Soothing Showerhead • Infinita Milites! Infinita Milites! • Robby the Theologian • Satan and the Pastor • Serial Killer USA • Looking for Wiggles • Concerning the Bison, and Free Will • Population Explosion • Everything a Guy Could Need, and the Two Best Rock Albums Ever Made • The Blood of God • Wanda Mae’s Pink Bowling Ball • Rules Are Rules, but the Brain Room Is Not Particularly Brainy • Never Look for Ice Cream in a Sperm Freezer • A Real Concrete Iowa Thinker • Nighttime in Eden • Too Bad for Boys Like Me • The Worst Imaginable Small-Town Social Blunder • The Right Kind of Cigarettes to Smoke Just Before You Kill Something • There Are No Cup-O-Noodles in Eden • Rat Boys from Mars, and an Unfortunate Incident Involving an Inflatable Whale • The Battle of the Del Vista Arms • The End of the World • Pictures of Robby and Shann • The Intergalactic Bug Cops • Enola Gay and Beau Barton’s Boner • The Battle of Kelsey Creek Bridge • Great Big Jar
