Contents
Cover
Who am I?
Introduction
Mrs Peacock
Tom Jones
Targets
First day
Jargon
Proud to work for the NHS
Drug reps
Mr Tipton, the paedophile
Average day
Tara
Sex in the surgery
The elderly
Bums
Julia
Good doctors
Connor
Janine
Saving lives
Kirsty, the trannie
‘It’s my boobs, Doc’
Mr Hogden
Small talk
Notes
Lists
Ten minutes
Alf
Meningitis
Uzma
Africa
Evidence
Carolina
Lee
Hugging
Tough Life Syndrome
Mrs Briggs
Betty Bale’s cat
Vaccines
Darryl
The pat dog
Rina
Dos and don’ts
Home births
Michael
Alternative medicine
Thai bride
Dead people
Holistic earwax
Obesity register
Dr Arbury
Body fluids
Racism
Sleep
Magic wand
Cannabis
Sick notes
Drug reps … again
Mistakes … I’ve made a few
Dying
Happy pills
Top 1 per cent of the population
Computers
Kieran
Peter
Granny dumping
Aggressive conduct disorder
Ed
Camouflage man
Memories
Fighting
Class
Tingling ear syndrome
Gary
Beach medicine
Gifts
Politics
Passing judgement
The examination game
Sex
Money
Angela
I don’t like some of my patients
Boundaries
Smoking
Angry man
Maintaining interest
The future?
Tariq
Babies
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Why do people get sick?
Malcolm
A pair of glasses
Stewart
NHS reforms
Barry
Tuition fees
Please don’t outsource our receptionists
Fit to work?
Royal Wedding
Abortion
Taking responsibility
France vs UK
The NHS is brill
My patients are brill
