Читать книгу Raising a Smile for Northern Ireland Children's Hospice - Brian Boone's Bailie - Страница 25

Once upon a time there was a mummy lion and a daddy lion, and a little baby lion called Jo Jo. And Jo Jo's mum said, “Bath time”

"OK" said Jo Jo.

The bath was down at a lake so he jumped in the bath and his mum went to watch tv.

Jo Jo saw an elephant, so he went to say hello. The elephant's age was 4 and he could talk and he could walk. So Jo Jo started to play with the elephant, but the elephant said sorry but I don't want to play with you because you might eat me.

Jo Jo was sad because he liked playing with elephants, and he wasn’t hungry enough to eat a whole elephant.

Jo Jo's mum came to get him out of the bath, but when she got to the bath she saw he wasn’t there, and she was very very worried.

Jo Jo's mum saw the elephant and asked "Have you seen my son?"

"Yes," said the baby elephant.

Mummy lion asked “Where is he?”

Baby elephant said “I can’t remember.”

Then suddenly a monster came, but it was tiny, so mummy lion squished it with her big paw.

Then a man came along with a big gun to capture Jo Jo and Jo Jo's mum. He wanted to stick their heads on his wall to show his friends. So Jo Jo bit the man on his bum, and Jo Jo's mum ate the man all up except for his head, which they hung on their wall. And then they found a phone in the man’s trousers. Jo Jo phoned his dad and said, "Where are you?"

Jo Jo’s dad replied, "I'm just at dinosaur’s house."

Jo Jo's mum said "You better run because dinosaur can smell everything."

Jo Jo’s dad said goodbye, and ran like the wind. But the dinosaur was already sniffing with his big nose, and he smelt Jo Jo’s dad because he hadn’t had a bath all week.

The dinosaur ran really fast to catch Jo Jo’s dad, but dinosaurs are a bit clumsy, and he fell over into a volcano and the volcano busted into flames.

Jo Jo phoned his dad to ask if he was OK.

His dad said, "I'm at the small volcano. The bad dinosaur fell in, and it busted into flames, so the dinosaur is all cooked and tastes lovely."

Jo Jo's mum said "Stay where you are, we’re coming too."

So Jo Jo’s dad stayed where he was and ate more dinosaur until Jo Jo and his mum came along. Then they ate the dinosaur all up and stuck his bones in a hole for a man to come and dig up later for to put in the Ulster Museum.

And then they all went home for a bath.

And they all lived happily ever after, (except for the dinosaurs who all got busted into flames in a volcano and eaten up by lions).