Читать книгу Raising a Smile for Northern Ireland Children's Hospice - Brian Boone's Bailie - Страница 21
The Crazy Gun by Bowen
ОглавлениеOnce upon a time there was a very clever man called Sam. A very crazy man gave Sam a gun and said, "This gun I gave you is very special, it can do what ever you ask it to do."
Sam was always happy, but his mother wasn't very happy.
Sam told his mum that he had a new gun, but his mum didn't care.
Sam said to his gun, “Shoot a nice potion at my mother”, and the potion worked.
Sam's mum got very nice… but she ended up looking like a monkey.
Sam wasn't very happy.
Sam tried shooting his bed and it ended up like a bomb.
Sam ran away and his house went BOOOOOOM!
All Sam’s family ended up living in a hotel… and Sam’s dad ended up looking like a dinosaur.
The man who gave Sam the gun came back.
And the man said, "Why are you living in a hotel with a monkey and a dinosaur?”
Sam took the gun and shot the crazy man in the bum, and the crazy man turned into a jelly trifle. So Sam and the monkey and the dinosaur had jelly trifle for tea, and lived very happily ever after.